"Well, I think about it...... Pregnant! Listen well-", Xia Yeling pinched his chin and thought carefully for a while, and said with a smile: "Once upon a time, there was an ice field snow bear who loved to eat game, well, a super-level fierce beast that had awakened a lot of wisdom, raised a relatively high-level red-eyed rabbit in his lair, he was ready to eat and kill this rabbit on Chinese New Year's Eve that year, and the prey's extremely miserable cry of begging for mercy before death was not a good side dish, Snow Bear thought so. ”

"Natural selection, survival of the fittest, it's normal. Alas, it's barely violent, but it's too mediocre, bad reviews, bad reviews! 10 out of 10, if the final score is less than 8 points, you will be punished for drinking! Qiu Jingmo shook her head in disappointment, and reminded her loudly, it seemed that she was more interested in drinking the spirit wine in the summer night than listening to the story.

And Shan Rudai sat aside, holding a bamboo cup and taking a sip of rose tea, the corners of her eyebrows were crooked, her eyes were playful, hum, my brother is going to start pit people again.

Xia Yeling shrugged his shoulders and said with a relaxed face: "No problem, if Qiu Dashao you feel dissatisfied in the end, I will honestly admit the punishment." ”

"This super-level beast is more particular about eating, and it is said that it has also earned the nickname of 'gourmet' among the snow bear group, so it will also bring some carrots, apples, and watermelons to rabbits when they go out to forage every day...... Feed it with such fresh vegetables and fruits, and even later, simply carry the rabbit to eat at the same table with him. ”

"'What's the matter, the meat is more delicious when fattened, anyway, in the end, this stupid rabbit will be swallowed by me, and there will be no scum left, hahaha!' , Looking at the red-eyed rabbit sitting at the table eating with a happy face, Snow Bear swallowed saliva and grinded his teeth and said fiercely. ”

"'I'm going to eat ice crystal grapes tomorrow, so don't bother.'" 'No hassle at all! Good, good, good! ''Eating one, just one...... Hey. ''What's enough?'' Eat, eat, eat! ’”

"As the days go by, the rabbit grows up slowly, with smooth hair and soft flesh, and it looks very delicious! Finally, this day Chinese New Year's Eve arrived, the snow bear's home was covered with red cloth, very festive and grand, the strong claws were polished by it, licking his lips and saliva, step by step towards ——"

There was a depressing silence in the room, Qiu Jingmo seemed to have brought herself into the story, her brows were frowned, gloomy and scary, and she said coldly: "Sure enough, the so-called tragedy is to break beautiful things to show people, whew...... Well, don't go any further, Summer Night, you, win! ”

"Qiu Qingmo, don't worry, the ending must be a comedy. But brother, if you can't turn back, you can bear it. Shan Rudai stretched out her finger and pointed at Qiu Jingmo, whose face was condensed with a more gloomy and cold layer, reminded Xia Yeling in a loud voice, as soon as the words fell, Qiu Jingmo's eyes couldn't help but light up, and she smashed her palm: "Yes, just now I stipulated that the ending must be a comedy...... Hahaha, great! Let's talk about the ending! ”

Xia Yeling waved his hand impatiently, signaling them not to be startled and worried, and continued to say confidently: "--walked towards the red-eyed rabbit covered with red silk, and at this moment, the rabbit lifted the red silk on his head, blinked his eyes and looked at the stunned snow bear and said shyly: Brother Snow Bear, today, today, you ...... Are you finally going to marry me? ”

"Poof!" "Poof!"

"Are you going to marry me?" , Hearing this unexpected ending, Qiu Jingmo and Shan Rudai suddenly squirted out a big mouthful of tea in unison, and then leaned back and laughed, choking both of them with tears coming out.

"A story that is very violent at the beginning, sad in the middle, and very comedic at the end, how about I'm talking about it, sir, score it quickly!" , Xia Yeling looked at the two people with a wicked smile and said proudly.

"I'm convinced, very, ten." , Qiu Jingmo wiped the choked tears on her little face, and gave Xia Yeling a satisfied thumbs up, "And then?" One outside the Lord and one inside the Lord, the two of them live happily ever after? ”

Xia Yeling looked at Qiu Jingmo with disdain, and sneered at the beginning: "Cut, I said Qingmo, you are not too young, don't be so naïve, okay." But...... I'm a little embarrassed in front of my sister, you come over with your ears, and I'll tell you the ending. ”

Qiu Jingmo was a little puzzled, what was there to be embarrassed about, but she was very curious about the ending of the story, so she turned her head sideways and urged shyly: "You...... Hurry up! ”

Looking at Qiu Jingmo's crystal pink petite earlobes in front of him, the purpose of letting him come over was just to avoid his sister Shan Rudai, who was convenient to speak, and Xia Yeling immediately became embarrassed, coughed, and immediately opened his mouth and whispered quickly: "What's the other 'living a happy life', it's too girly, you, as a man, you are disgusting like this, do you know?" ”

"Okay, brother, let you have a long experience--and then Snow Bear thought about it carefully: Oh, this proposal is good, I haven't tasted the taste of the rabbit race, and besides, after raising it for so long, the relationship is too familiar, it's really a bit of a mouthful, miscalculation, miscalculation. Immediately, that night, he picked the rabbit on his 'gun' as soon as he stood up, the black gun was stained with blood, and the green tendons exploded ......, and then he lived a life of 'sexual happiness' that sometimes unlocked various postures and tricks three times a day and sometimes five times a day. Got it......"

"Shut up! Summer Night Spirit you, you, you shameless and obscene! Such a good story was ruined by your words! Don't give a penny, drink quickly and be punished! Suddenly, Qiu Jingmo let Xia Yeling add this so-called 'realistic ending' so angry that her fingers trembled, and she grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds on the table and threw Xia Yeling in the face.

Relying on the extraordinary force value of the super martial artist, Shan Rudai, who had vaguely heard a few words, also blushed with shame, and after muttering "bad brother", he also turned his head, ignored him, and did not relieve him.

"it...... Okay, good, good, I said Qingmo, your face is too thin, you can't stand it, and Lao Tzu also thinks he's unlucky. Raising a glass of wine, he simply raised his head and took a sip of dryness, and was a little dizzy after being stimulated by the alcohol: "Hurry up, Qiu Qingmo's turn is you, the show program I just said." Hehehe, it's you looking for death, look at the master, I can't spray you. ”

Qiu Jingmo had a cold face, staring at Xia Yeling with an unconvinced expression, gritted her teeth and said: "I never break my word, the fifth scene of the Peking Opera "Mu Guiying in Charge" "Receiving Printing"——"

Zhensleeve got up, strode forward with his left foot, after a series of majestic movements, there was no trace of shyness and weakness in those blue eyes, and before he could open his mouth, a confident spirit that looked at everything was choked, and the sword light and sword shadow, and the sound of drums and horns seemed to be close in front of him: "I suddenly heard the sound of the golden drum and the sound of the horn, which aroused my Ambition to break through the heavens." ”

With a sound, Xia Yeling suddenly felt as if he had been in the passionate situation where Mu Guiying had won a hundred battles and won a hundred battles in the Heaven Gate Formation, his blood was boiling and rushing, and his whole body trembled slightly with excitement, and he couldn't wait to be able to spur his horse and gallop across the field!

With the passionate singing, I fixed my eyes and looked again, only to see Qiu Jingmo walking half a circle, turning around and putting on her sleeves, dancing with knives and guns, and lighting up, her voice gushed out like thunder: "I think back then, the peach blossoms will be majestic immediately, and the enemy blood will splash the pomegranate skirt." In his lifetime, he should fulfill his responsibilities, how can an inch of land belong to others! ”

At this time, a touch of cold moonlight also shone on her body, under the white cold light of the moon, her already sassy and heroic face became more tenacious and majestic, and she really looked like a female general who was ordered to win a hundred battles and a hundred victories, her slender white hands stretched forward with pride, and she made a gesture of holding the handsome seal, and her voice was free and sonorous: "I am not in command, who is in charge, and I am not leading the troops, who is leading the troops!" ”

-- Exactly: the figure is fluttering across the field, and the moonlight shines like water without sleep. I don't know where the people are, and the aftermath is still loud and empty.