Fang Cai didn't know the gold and jade, collided with several masters, and asked Brother Tai to forgive his sins. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info" The white-clothed gentleman saluted and said sincerely, "There is just one sentence but it is not false at all, it is indeed good to be chivalrous and righteous, advocating the heroic style of the ancients." ”

Gritting his teeth as he spoke, he knelt down: "Please also ask Brother Tai to accept me as an apprentice!" ”

“……”

Xiao Yu said he was confused.

I have all encountered robbery, porcelain touching, and upside down, but this is the first time I have encountered someone who wants to learn from a teacher.

The problem is that he is not a teacher at all, and if he is not careful, he will mislead people's children.

"You get up first......"

"Nope! If the master doesn't promise me, I won't get up! ”

Xiao Yu looked up at the sky, "What's that, everything is inferior, only reading is ......"

"If you can wave your hand to break through the clouds like Shizun and break through the sea with a sword, then it doesn't matter if you don't read the sage book!" The white-clothed man's answer was sonorous and powerful.

Hey, you're still a dog skin plaster, right?

Xiao Yu coughed lightly, his face was serious:

"Where do you expect this from your family?"

"So that Shizun knows that there are two elder brothers, the eldest brother is an official in the court, and the second brother is a rich man, so I am only the third son who is the most unsuccessful, and my parents will not blame."

Xiao Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth, and asked again: "As the saying goes, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is great, can you leave with confidence?" ”

"I already have a pair of children under my knees, don't read it."

Affection for your uncle is still a personal life winner.

"Master, wait a minute, I will say goodbye to my wife and children......"

"Why the hell are you still killing your wife!"

"This ...... If it was a test given to me by Master Shizun, I would ......."

"Stop! Shut up! Xiao Yu hurriedly waved his hand, let this thing go on again, he would definitely not be able to help but send him to heaven.

"What's your name?"

"Xiaosheng Li Ming, words seek joy." The white-clothed man said respectfully.

"Li Xunhuan?" Xiao Yu's face was strange.

"What do you command?"

Hey, you know how to beat snakes with sticks.

Xiao Yu shook his head and said, "Don't call me Master, I won't accept you as an apprentice." ”

Shizi's face couldn't hide his loss, and his voice was low, "Is it that I haven't reached the fate with Shizun?" ”

"It's not."

"Why is that?"

Xiao Yu sighed and said earnestly, "Because I only like women, it is more appropriate to accept male disciples." ”

“……”

Li Xunhuan smiled bitterly, his face was gloomy, and he was about to leave, Xiao Yu said again:

"But I think your name is good, and I can show you the way."

"Thank you, brother, for your kindness!" Li Xunhuan's eyes lit up again.

Xiao Yumo rubbed his chin and groaned silently.

finally met the famous "Li Xunhuan", so naturally I had to help, as for whether Li Xunhuan is the other Li Xunhuan, it doesn't matter.

It's just that it's better for him to worship as a teacher?

Of course the White Lady can't do it, she is busy kissing me and me with Xu Xian, and she is cultivating the demon way, and she has no ability to teach people to practice.

Xiaoqing is the same, he is still a student, where can he preach and teach.

The old monk Fahai is good, but as the saying goes, "not bald, not poisonous, not poisonous, not bald", it is better not to go, so as not to teach a thief to be bald.

The Black Wind Demon King is naturally there, although that guy is a goblin, but he is quite affectionate, but where can an ordinary person go to such deep mountains and rivers, he can't say that he will be eaten by the goblin mountain monster on the way.

"There it is!" Xiao Yu snapped his fingers, his eyes lit up, he took out a green skin wine gourd, and said, "You go to Longhu Mountain to find an old Taoist named Zhang Goudan, and say that I owe him a pot of wine, and this time I will pay it back, by the way, let him accept you as an apprentice, presumably he will not refuse." ”

Li Xunhuan's eyes lit up, "The benefactor has a friendship with the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain?" ”

"Well...... Sort of. ”

As the saying goes, if you don't fight, you don't know each other, the two sides fought in the bamboo forest outside Hangzhou, and by the way, they saw what it means to be a soldier and a paper horse...... bar.

"Thank you, brother!" Li Xunhuan's voice was excited, full of excitement.

Xiao Yu didn't know that his whim had achieved a heavenly master, of course, this is a later story.

……

The battle in the sky has also come to an end.

Jigong and Lao Long are both top figures, if they are really ruthless, even if they can't move mountains and reclaim the sea, they can also cut off the river, this storm is just the aftermath of restraint.

Everyone on the boat trembled and frightened, and barely opened their eyes, only to see that there seemed to be two rays of light flashing in the dark clouds, colliding together from time to time, and where could they see clearly.

Soon, after the last collision, the dark clouds in the sky shattered, tearing open the breach, and the bright sunlight fell.

Everyone was a little dazed, looking up, but seeing that the sky was clear, there were no clouds and smoke, where was there any terrifying scene of yin wind roaring and turbid waves emptying?

It was only when I looked down and found that my body was soaked with rain that I suddenly understood that the scene that had just happened was not unreal.

"Ahh

"Yikes!"

Soon there was a shy exclamation, but it was those dancing girls who found that the tulle on their bodies was close to their skin, and their delicate figures loomed, and they were embarrassed, stretched out their arms to cover their chests, and ran into the cabin with a scream.

After a brief silence, there was a loud laugh on the ship, both the joy of the rest of the life after the catastrophe and the meaning that all men understood.

Li Xunhuan retracted his gaze and turned his head to look, only to find that Xiao Yu had disappeared, Hongfei was faint, and there was no trace of him.

He retracted his gaze in amazement, looked at his friends behind him, and silently clenched the wine gourd in his hand.

Sure enough, even if he is just a frog at the bottom of the well, he has a heart that wants to fly to the nine heavens, even if it is just a glance, and he is willing to live up to his life's ambition.

……

"I said, you two old people, is it really okay to fight and kill?" Xiao Yu's face was full of helplessness, "What about the laws of the heavenly court." ”

Jigong said with a smile: "Monk, I am a monk, and the heavenly court can't control me." ”

"A wine and meat monk who eats meat and drinks wine." Xiao Yu complained.

"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart."

“…… It's good if you're happy. ”

Jigong waved his hand and threw a string of sandalwood bracelets, "This thing is for you, it may be able to protect you in times of crisis, and I am a monk and I have not broken my promise." ”

After saying that, he laughed and left, his feet on the surface of the river, but he never splashed half of his clothes, and every step was more than ten feet away, and soon he disappeared.

Xiao Yu retracted his gaze and looked at the old dragon.

"What do you see me doing?" The old dragon put on his hat and reverted to the harmless old fisherman, smoking a hookah.

"You just ate a banquet from me, don't you have any indication?"

"As an elder, what's wrong with eating your meal."

“……”

It's good, it's strong.

Xiao Yu turned around and was about to leave, but the old dragon threw a strange object the size of a palm over and said:

"Those old dragons are more xenophobic, if you want to go in, you have to take my token."

"What is this?" Xiao Yu held this thing up in front of him, looked at it curiously, and the more he looked at it, the more familiar he felt.

"That's it." The old dragon knocked his pipe, "It's a broken tooth." ”

"Huh?"

"The tooth that was just broken by the monk's punch."

Uncle you, no wonder there is a slimy feeling on it, it must be your saliva!

……

If you can't take a boat, Xiao Yusuo surnamed Xiao Yusuo flew straight away, turning into sword light and cutting through the sky. His escape method at this time was from the "Qinglian Sword Codex", which was more than a step faster than the Cloud Body Immortal Wind Technique of Shu Mountain.

In the evening, I finally saw a magnificent sea in front of me.

At this moment, the sun is setting, looking far away, the sea and the sky are dyed golden red by the sunset, which makes people suddenly feel vast, and their hearts are open-minded.

Looking down, many villages on the seaside have been lit with smoke, and you can still see children playing and chasing on the seaside, which is quiet and peaceful.

In the live broadcast room-

"Beautiful, daily screenshots."

"I remember that when I was a child, my grandmother's seaside was also like this, but unfortunately I can't see it anymore."

"So when will the anchor open the door of another dimension, I'm going to conquer the entire Lori of another dimension."

"Suddenly, I realized that time flies so fast...... I remember that four or five years ago, the anchor was still a fledgling rookie, fighting wits and courage with Lao Yue in Huashan, especially remembering the moment in the back cliff of Huashan, when I was excited to directly overturn the computer, life is life. ”

"Anyway, where is the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea? Isn't it uncomfortable that everyone is soaking in the water and still wearing clothes? ”

"Good question, young man, join my Holy Light Sect, you can listen to the voice of heaven."

“……”

Looking at the daily complaints of his friends, the corners of Xiao Yu's mouth turned up slightly and fell directly into the sea.

He was wearing a vestment to avoid fire and water, and after entering the sea, he would not get his clothes wet, and he would not worry about drowning, but the deeper the water, the greater the pressure of the sea.

Not to mention ordinary people, even ordinary monks can hardly dive to a depth of dozens of zhang, and the pressure of the sea water will directly crush them.

However, after Xiao Yu took out the broken tooth, the situation immediately improved, and the faint brilliance was released, and it immediately spread all over the body, as if there was a cool feeling circulating around the body, almost no different from walking on land, and after the light touched the seawater, it immediately gently pushed the seawater away.

After entering the water, it can be seen that corals are everywhere, and schools of fish come and go, Xiao Yu is curious to watch while moving forward. Although I don't know the exact location of the Dragon Palace, it must be in front.

After walking for half an hour, I had reached the deep sea, and I saw many strange creatures along the way, and there were many giant fish swimming.

Xiao Yu saw from a distance a river mussel the size of a bathtub with two mussel shells open, bathing in the moonlight, there was a flash of brilliance in it, and a faint halo bloomed in the seawater, obviously a pearl had been conceived in it.

Intrigued, he leaned forward to take a closer look.

Who knew that as soon as he got closer, a trace of vigilance rose in his heart and he moved away suddenly.

At the moment when he dodged, "Click! A crisp sound rang out violently, reminiscent of the sound of a dog's head closing for no reason!

But I saw a cloud of sewage rolled up at the bottom of the sea, rocks shook off, and a long string of bubbles appeared in the seawater, and then the ground burst open, and a huge crab more than two meters long burst out.