Chapter 96: Hello, I'm Wang Tearing Onions!
According to the plan, Xiangyu Middle School will come to the first middle school to challenge today!
The day before yesterday, Duan Yunhang also said that he would come to No. 1 Middle School today.
Unexpectedly, today, Xiangyu Middle School suddenly abstained from today's game on the grounds of the exam.
Combined with the fiasco of No. 3 Middle School yesterday, he understood the thoughts of Xiangyu Middle School almost instantly.
"It seems that I'm scared!" he smiled slightly, and laughed at Duan Yunhang and Xu Hao in his heart.
The day before yesterday, I had such a big breath, but I didn't dare to come today.
"It's okay if you don't dare to come, otherwise you'll have another boring game, but there will be less slap in the face. ”
He smiled helplessly, Duan Yunhang and Xu Hao didn't come, he lost some face slap value in vain, and he was a bit of a loss.
Sitting in the seat, I found that Luo Chang was a little autistic.
"What's wrong?" he asked, curious.
"I'm such a scumbag!" Luo Chang frowned, and said with a face full of self-reproach.
I go, what's the situation?
Hearing this, King Yi Tianwang was shocked.
Luo Chang is in a situation, and it seems that he has done something bad to the other party.
"I found out that I can trick girls into getting laid, as soon as I message her, she says she's going to sleep, I'm really a scumbag!"
Luo Chang patted his head and said with a sad face.
“......”
Hearing this, Yi Tianwang was speechless for a moment.
He thought what was the matter, it turned out that this thing wanted to flirt with his sister, but he was politely rejected by others.
"Don't be autistic, you are so good, there will definitely be someone suitable for you, but the time has not yet come. "He's in danger against his will.
"Yes, I'm so handsome, known as 'Wu Yanzu of No. 1 Middle School', there will definitely be beautiful women like me. Luo Chang took it seriously, his face was full of confidence.
Laugh at!
Hearing this, Yi Tianwang immediately couldn't help but sneer, Wu Yanzu in the first middle school, I'm afraid it's the Pinduoduo version of Wu Yanzu!
"Why hasn't the time come?" Luo Chang suddenly asked again.
He could only continue to ramble: "You can be a soldier at the age of 18, and you can get married at the age of 22, just because women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy on the battlefield, you have to study hard now, and you will have the ability to deal with women in the future." ”
"No, did you see those two?" he looked at a boy in the classroom and said to Luo Chang: "Work hard, otherwise you will build the wall of others in the future." ”
When Luo Chang heard this, he suddenly had a reasonable expression, and he thought it was true!
"Heavenly King, listening to your words is better than reading a book for ten years!" Luo Chang turned around and hugged his fist at Yi Tianwang and said gratefully.
"Everywhere, it's a good brother!" he said with a wave of his hand.
Next, Luo Chang fell into deep thought, while he was bored flipping through the book, memorizing some knowledge.
"Tianwang, how do you start talking to girls?" Luo Chang thought for a while, and then asked Yi Tianwang in a puzzled way: "Every time I say 'hello', 'Are you there?' 'Did you eat?' and so on, the effect is not good. ”
Hearing this, although he wanted to say it directly, ugliness was the original sin.
But after thinking about it, they are all brothers, and the words are too hurtful, and some are not good.
So he thought for a while and muttered, "Hello, I'm Wang Tearing Onions." ”
Hearing this, Luo Chang was stunned on the spot.
It took a while for him to react, and he gave a thumbs up to Yi Tianwang!
"High! too high! Heavenly King, you are simply my idol, no wonder you can soak in Song Xiaohua!"
Luo Chang completely threw himself to the ground for the five bodies that Yi Tianwang admired, and admired it from the bottom of his heart.
One morning was spent between the two of them talking and talking nonsense, and two math classes in the afternoon, since Jiang Yuan came, he found that the students in the class were very serious every time they took math class.
Even Luo Chang listened carefully, which he didn't expect.
"Students, the study tasks in the third year of high school are very heavy, and everyone has worked hard during this time. Jiang Yuan smiled slightly and said to everyone: "Let's relax and play some games in this class." ”
"Play games?" Everyone was surprised, Mr. Jiang was so open-minded?
Jiang Yuan saw the surprise on everyone's faces, and knew that everyone wanted to be crooked, and immediately couldn't help but smile: "Don't think about it, I'm talking about a little game in mathematics." ”
"Everyone knows pi, generally everyone takes 3.14 for calculation, but the numbers behind are endless. ”
"Next, I will put the 500 bits after 3.14 on the multimedia projection, giving you ten minutes to remember, and after ten minutes to see who remembers more and more accurately. ”
Jiang Yuan smiled and said, "The final winner, I will give a small gift." ”
As soon as these words came out, the whole class suddenly boiled!
Especially those boys, they all cheered, and they all looked high-spirited, as if they were determined to get Jiang Yuan's gift!
Luo Chang was eager to try it, and seemed to want to get a gift from Teacher Jiang.
Soon, the blackboard was pulled open and a long list of numbers appeared on the multimedia projection!
Those numbers are exactly the 500 digits after 3.14, densely packed.
"The timer has started, and everyone can start to memorize quickly. ”
"It's just a small game, so I hope everyone can be conscious, don't copy it on paper, and don't use Baidu on your mobile phone. ”
Jiang Yuan knew that cheating could not be avoided with this, so he said it in advance.
Hearing this, several classmates who had this idea suddenly turned stiff, put down the pen they had just picked up in their hands, and the hands that reached into their pockets to hold their mobile phones.
The moment the numbers appeared, everyone began to remember.
It's impossible to remember everything, but you can remember as many as you can.
Yi Tianwang looked at the long string of numbers on the projector, the corners of his mouth rose slightly, revealing a confident smile.
Not only does he have the blessing of the Order of the God of Learning, but after taking the Rebirth Pill, his brain has also been strengthened, and his memory is far beyond ordinary people.
Not to mention 500, even 1000, he can remember it accurately!
After just a few glances, the long list of numbers was ingrained in his mind.
Ten minutes passed quickly, and when Jiang Yuan turned off the projector, the classroom suddenly resounded with the complaints and lamentations of the students.
"It's so hard, I've just memorized a few dozen, and now I've forgotten half of them. ”
"There's no pattern to this number, it's hard to remember. ”
"I used to remember a dozen, but now after ten minutes of watching, I only remember 3.14..."
The students talked a lot and were very disappointed.
Luo Chang had a sad face, his scalp was about to be scratched, and he could see that this was another player with a goldfish memory.
"I remember less than 200 of them, and I'm so good. A male classmate pretended to be disappointed.
Hearing this, a female classmate nodded and said, "I think I've got enough food, but I didn't expect you to be better than me, by the way, I remember 230!"
When the male classmate heard this, an embarrassed but polite smile suddenly appeared on his face.
"I memorized 438 bits, but unfortunately there wasn't enough time, otherwise I would have been able to remember them all. Li Bin suddenly said with regret.
"438 bits!"
Hearing this, the students were all shocked, and looked at Li Bin with a surprised face, this memory is too strong!