In the blink of an eye, more than two months flew by, and the final exams were coming.

It was the day before the final exams, the class had stopped, the whole day was spent giving the students a final review, and the class was in the middle of a heated discussion. However, they were not talking about schoolwork, but about their plans for the holidays.

"What do you say about the final exam?" Li Lei, the deputy squad leader, heard Liu Jianming's inquiry, and waved his hand impatiently, "That kind of thing doesn't matter, anyway, no matter how much you review on the last day, it can't be of much use, it's better to think about the plan for the summer vacation." Speaking of which, what are you going to do in the summer? ”

When Liu Jianming heard this, he once again confirmed that the current semester arrangement is the three-semester system that he had seen in the Shengyang cartoon before, the new semester starts in the spring, and the first semester ends in the summer vacation. After thinking about Li Lei's question, Liu Jianming stretched out a finger.

"Eat, sleep?"

"You're a pig!" When the deputy squad leader heard this answer, he suddenly slapped the textbook in his hand on Liu Jianming's head, "Aren't you going to do something interesting during the summer vacation?" ”

Liu Jianming, who was beaten, did not react, and after continuing to think for a while, he stretched out his finger again.

"Study, exercise?"

"You're such a fool!" Li Lei slapped Liu Jianming's head with the textbook in his hand again, and this time Liu Jianming hugged his head as if he had finally reacted, "Travel!" By the sea! Swimsuit beauty! Mon Lan Bon O ! Temple fair! Kimono beauty! Don't you have any dreams?! ”

Liu Jianming covered his head, and he could only sigh in his heart. You think I'm willing, but I don't have any of my favorite stuff here! Computers! Game consoles! Animation! Figures! Network! I don't know what I'm going to do on vacation! Do you go to the mountains every day to dig a hole and play?

Of course, Liu Jianming himself knew that there was no meaning in saying these words, so he could only choose to remain silent. Just when Li Lei saw that Liu Jianming didn't react and was about to shoot him again, Han Meimei stopped Li Lei's actions.

"Alright, stop bullying him." Han Meimei grabbed Li Lei's arm, "Classmate Jianming is an obedient and good boy, different from a guy like you who is full of women. ”

"Don't put gold on his face, Meimei." Li Lei pulled out his hand and said disdainfully, "This guy is very good for women, the Maya Bird Sea sisters in our class, and the Lucy Lily twins next door all have a leg with him, and the whole class knows about it." ”

Speaking of this, Li Lei suddenly looked at Han Meimei with strange eyes.

"Anyway, I remember that you seem to be quite close to him, don't you ......"

"What nonsense!" When Han Meimei heard this, she instantly took the textbook from Li Lei's hand, and knocked on Li Lei's braincase, "Don't think about these things, the final exam will be tomorrow, why don't you review it quickly!" ”

Liu Jianming, who was sitting in his seat and holding his head, listened to their conversation throughout the whole process, and now he just wanted to say a famous line that a certain sister's hand likes to say.

Unfortunate!

On the afternoon of the third day, the final exams were over. Liu Jianming sat in his seat, his eyes were blank, and his whole body seemed to have turned gray and white as if it had burned out. And the culprit of all this is the just-concluded final exam.

Beside him, many people had noticed Liu Jianming's abnormality, and Han Meimei even patted Liu Jianming's shoulder gently, telling him not to care too much about his grades. However, in fact, the reason why Liu Jianming became like this is not the case.

Although Liu Jianming often stays and doesn't listen to classes, he is actually a college graduate, and he naturally doesn't need to bother too much about high school courses. In fact, for many students to answer the more difficult courses, such as mathematics and physics, Liu Jianming is not difficult to answer, although due to the different translations of Shengyang and Chinese, the same phenomenon must be said in a different way, such as oxygen and acid, but this will not affect Liu Jianming's answer too much.

What really made it difficult for Liu Jianming was some liberal arts courses, such as Chinese and history. Let's talk about history first, because the current textbooks are compiled by the Shengyang people, most of the content in the history class is the history of the Shengyang Kingdom, and Liu Jianming is not familiar with this history, so he suffered a lot when answering the questions.

When taking the history test, Liu Jianming opened the paper and was dumbfounded, after all, his knowledge of the history of the Shengyang Kingdom was limited to knowing some terms, such as the Evil Horse Taiguo, the Emperor, and the Shogunate, but Liu Jianming didn't know much about the specific understanding of these terms, and the content on the test paper was simply a book of heaven for him. After rubbing my eyes a little and calming down. Liu Jianming decided to see if there were any questions in the test paper that he could do, and then find another way. So he swept his gaze over the scroll, and finally found a name he knew.

Short Answer Question: Briefly describe what you know about the poet Matsuo Basho.

Seeing this question, Liu Jianming was stunned for half a minute, and then he picked up the pen at hand like an evil spirit and began to write quickly on the test paper.

Answer: Matsuo Basho once accidentally ate my mushrooms on the way out, and the whole person became crazy, claiming to have seen the god of haiku, until he was fed by his fellow disciple Zeng Liang and I couldn't get back to normal until I was fed mushrooms by my disciple Zeng Liang.

It wasn't until a full minute after he finished writing this sentence that Liu Jianming suddenly reacted, looked back at what he had just written, and immediately wanted to tear up the volume. It took a lot of effort for Liu Jianming to finally stop himself with willpower. After crossing out the content written before, Liu Jianming settled down and decided to look at the next question.

Short-answer question: Briefly describe what you know about Prince Shotoku.

Liu Jianming wittily looked away the moment he finished reading the question, but his hand had already written the answer he wanted in the answer column below the question as if he was uncontrollable.

Answer: Prince Shotoku once pretended that he knew how to write the Beijing drum book in front of Ono Girl, but he was debunked by Ono Girl on the spot because of the wrong posture of hanging the strings. He then asked the builders to build Horyuji in one night, and Horyuji collapsed during the day the day after it was built.

Liu Jianming moved his gaze back to the original place, and just as he was about to read the next question, he suddenly saw that he had written down the answer, and immediately slapped himself. After that, he searched left and right on the history paper, but now there is not a single question that he can answer. At the moment when Liu Jianming was holding his head and falling into despair, a very small ball of paper was now ejected into the drawer of Liu Jianming's seat at a very fast speed.

Liu Jianming looked around while the teacher on the podium was reading his book, and Han Meimei, who was now sitting behind him, winked at him. Liu Jianming suddenly felt that things were saved, after opening the paper ball, Liu Jianming was now densely written with words on the small piece of paper, and looked at the scroll, and the answers to all the test questions were written on this small note.

Liu Jianming was overjoyed, and took advantage of the teacher's lack of notice here, and gave Han Meimei a thumbs up, and then copied the answers to torture his fingers. Liu Jianming does not doubt the reliability of this answer, because Han Meimei's academic attributes are well known to the class, and all he needs to care about is how to make his answer sheet free of traces of plagiarism. Therefore, when Liu Jianming copied the answers, he chose to fill in the blanks and leave the part blank, the multiple-choice part was deliberately written incorrectly, and the answers to the short-answer questions were all answered in a different way of description. Finally, before handing in the paper, Liu Jianming wrote the answer to the last question.

If the history questions are simply not answered, then the language questions are the real destruction of the three views. Liu Jiaming was not very interested in Chinese classes, so his Chinese scores before the crossing could only be said to be not lagging behind the average. And after the crossing, he basically didn't care about the language courses. Therefore, when the Chinese test paper came down, his heart was very nervous. However, after a little glance at the Chinese test paper, he breathed a sigh of relief, there were a lot of questions such as Tang poems and Song lyrics on the test paper, which of course was difficult for Liu Jianming. Before answering the questions, Liu Jianming decided to read the entire test paper first, so that he could have a bottom in his heart. When looking at the reading questions, Liu Jianming decided to take a look at the questions first, and saw that the first question was asked like this.

Depending on the context, outline why "there is no ...... behind the cliff"

Liu Jianming immediately closed the test paper and breathed a long sigh of relief. He was afraid that if he wanted to read it any longer, he would not be able to help tearing the whole scroll to shreds.

Okay, little devil, it's ruthless!

After being mentally prepared, Liu Jianming opened the test paper again and looked at it. It doesn't matter if you look at this, it directly makes Liu Jianming feel that everything he ate before is going to vomit out, and the topics of those analytical passages in the later period give some of the materials that boast of the legitimacy of the ruling of the Shengyang Empire, part of which boasts of the co-prosperity circle, and even some of the content agrees with Hitler's theory of racial superiority and inferiority. After reading these contents, Liu Jianming felt that he was about to vomit blood.

It's not that Liu Jianming can't do the questions on the test paper, in fact, Liu Jianming can pull a bunch of nonsense content. But Liu Jianming felt that if he wrote according to the requirements of the topic, he would go crazy. But if he just left the paper blank, it would probably attract the attention of some teachers, but the last thing Liu Jianming wants now is to attract the attention of others. So after thinking about it, he decided to talk serious nonsense on all such topics. As for the score of the exam, he could only count on those Tang poems and Song lyrics to make him pass.

Therefore, after experiencing a series of spiritual pollution, Liu Jianming sat in his seat, his eyes were blank, and his whole body seemed to have turned gray and white as if it had burned out.

At this time, Liu Jianming felt an arm on his shoulder, and when he looked back, Li Lei was staring at him with a hippie smile.

"Didn't do well in the exam? Peace of mind. Li Lei then patted Liu Jianming's back a few times, "It's summer vacation soon, think of something happy, what are you going to do this summer, don't talk about eating and sleeping!" ”

"Even if you tell me that." I don't know when, Liu Jianming changed back to his usual appearance, and thought about it, "I really don't know, to be honest, I'm bored." ”

"That's going to be easy." Li Lei said his plan as if he had already prepared, "How about we go to Meimei's hometown for a few days together in the summer vacation?" ”

"Meimei?" Liu Jianming wondered why this name appeared here, "How does this matter have anything to do with her?" ”

"That's because...... Burst. Just as Li Lei was about to continue, Han Meimei came behind him at some point and knocked him on the head.

"Is it okay not to make decisions for others without permission?" Han Meimei looked at Li Lei unhappily, "I've already decided on the candidate, can you not casually publicize this matter to others." ”

"I'm just doing you a favor." Li Lei hugged his head and looked at Han Meimei aggrievedly, "You were going to invite that kid, didn't you." ”

"That's up to me to invite." Han Meimei stood unceremoniously in front of Li Lei and spoke to Liu Jianming.

"Jianming, I'm going to invite a few good friends to my hometown to play." Han Meimei's tone became much softer, "Do you want to come along?" ”

"It's interesting." Liu Jianming nodded, "When will it come out?" ”

"In a week, I'll go back at that time, what do you think?"

"Sounds good." Liu Jianming thought for a while, "I shouldn't have anything to do at that time, but if I really want to say it, I don't have any reservations for the whole summer vacation." It would be up to my parents to agree, although I don't think they would allow me to play with my classmates. Meimei, what is your phone number, call when the time comes. ”

"Then I'll wait for your good news." Han Meimei wrote down the phone number of her residence on a piece of paper and handed it to Li Jianming, then looked around and found the next target, "Maya-san and Chokai-san can I ask you something?" ”

"Han Meimei, what's wrong?" Bird, who was chatting with Maya, turned his head and replied.

"I'm going to take a few friends to my hometown to play, and I'll be out in a week, are you interested?"

Maya was just about to say something, but Torikai had already rushed to answer.

"I'm sorry." Bird Sea bowed, showing a wry expression, "Although your proposal just now is very interesting, the head of our family told us to go back during the summer vacation, and we can't help it. ”

"I see, I'm sorry for bothering you." Han Meimei also apologized to the two. After the plan failed, Han Meimei set her sights on the Strauss twins, who were chatting with others in the class.

"Lucy, Lily." Han Meimei greeted the two, "Can I ask you one thing?" ”

"What's wrong, Meimei?" It was Lucy who answered.

"I'm going to invite a few friends to my hometown to play, are you interested?"

After hearing this, Lucy's Lily glanced at each other, then nodded.

"We'd love to." Lucy smiled at Han Meimei, "But there may be a bit of a problem with the time, Lily and I are about to go back to Germany in August, I don't know when you plan to take us to your hometown." ”

"Don't worry about that." Han Meimei was very happy to hear Lucy's answer. "It's coming out in a week, what do you think?"

"That's great!" Lucy and Lily clapped their hands, "We can't wait." ”

Looking at the smiling girls in front of him, Liu Jianming stretched a big lazy waist.

Let's hope I can have some fun on this trip!