09 "Love Sage" Ji Feng
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“…… By the way, have you watched "Absolute Love 198~9" these days? ”
After chatting casually about computer programming and games, Ji Feng suddenly changed his conversation and once again mentioned the BL manga he had recommended Kyosuke to watch. ☆ →, although there was an indescribable awkward feeling for two big men to discuss BL together, Kyosuke finally replied with a constipated look:
"Ah...... I've read it, I read it yesterday at a manga café near my house, but fortunately, it's not long.
Well...... If you put the heroine ...... If you think the male protagonist who looks like a heroine is a girl, this comic can still be read, and everyone in it looks like a girl anyway. ”
"It doesn't matter if it's a bl or a regular shoujo manga, so do you understand why I recommend you to watch that work?"
"Hmm...... Probably because of the sentence in it, 'If it were me, whether it was a man or a woman, a cat or a dog, a plant, a machine or a stone, I would definitely find him and definitely fall in love with him'. ”
"What about that...... Sorry to bother you two.
This is the omelet rice of the 'brothers', so please let my sister and I draw a pattern of blessings for you. ”
It wasn't until Kyosuke, who had a deep face, finished the classic lines in "Absolute Love" that the maid who was serving food to the table behind him came over with two plates. Then, in the surprised eyes of Kyosuke and Ji Feng, the cute maid sister drew two big red hearts on their omelet rice with tomato sauce with an extremely sincere smile on her face, and the words "I support you" were written in the middle.
"Two 'brothers', please use it slowly, people absolutely support you!"
For some reason, after the maid sister, who had suddenly become more kind and welcoming, left, the number of maids hanging around Kyosuke and Himemine soon increased, and all the maids were looking at them with a look full of tolerance and encouragement, and their eyes were shining as if they had discovered a new land, which was really inexplicable - at least not Kyosuke of the otaku clan was completely unaware of why.
"Ahem......"
Surrounded by the rotten eyes around him who were obviously guessing which side was attacking which side was being attacked, even if his mind was as firm as Ji Feng and the like, he didn't feel a little shaken, but for the sake of his mission, he could only pretend that he didn't find anything. But fortunately, the topic of "Absolute Love" can end here, and Kyosuke has found the most crucial sentence.
"That's right, Kyosuke, love is actually the purest thing, it has to do with status, nationality, race, age, gender, species...... And all the external things have nothing to do with it, it's just love.
If you get excited when you see a man or a foreign mother, it's just a simple perversion~ perversion; But when you see someone or something, and you like it at first sight, it's just out of heartfelt affection, and it's completely in line with human nature.
This kind of liking can be just a simple liking, such as liking football, liking games, liking four-wheel drives, liking Hummers, but it can also be deep love, such as loving women, loving men, loving women, loving beautiful girls, games or a virtual character in anime, loving dogs, Hermes or something.
You have to distinguish that it's not because you're excited about a curious attribute, it's just because something you love has something unusual, but the love itself is incomparably pure. ”
Finally, Ji Feng threw out the true meaning of love that he had been thinking about for a long time in front of Kyosuke.
This is not only to convince Kyosuke, but also to convince himself that it is useless to lie and heresy, even if Kyosuke's confused guy will be brainwashed, Ji Feng will not be stupid enough to be brainwashed by his own nonsense. Therefore, Ji Feng can only keep thinking and find a way to truly sublimate the love of human beings into the love of all things, first let himself be sanctified, and then be able to use this "Tao" to transform Kyosuke into an immortal.
Now Ji Feng's mind has become extremely broad-minded, if he happens to fall in love with a man and a foreign mother, or an animal, a plant and a stone, then he will never deny this love, but will do his best to turn the man into a woman, help animals, plants and stones to cultivate female goblins, and the foreign mother will directly enter the back ~ palace.
However, this also proves that his aesthetic feelings are completely popular, no matter what it is, he must first look like a woman before he can like it, and then gradually fall in love - love at first sight, this kind of emotion Ji Feng has not produced at least so far.
"Uh...... Ji Feng ......"
In front of Ji Feng's solemn treasure that seemed to constantly exude the light of fraternity, Kyosuke seemed to have understood, but he was still hesitating about something, which made him hesitate, and he could not make up his mind to take out "that kind of thing" and consult with Ji Feng, the "Sage of Love".
And Ji Feng didn't urge him, taking advantage of this opportunity, Ji Feng, who was already grumbling with hunger, hurriedly ate the omelet rice in front of him, which tasted okay.
When Kyosuke, who was full of worries, came back to his senses, he saw that Ji Feng had been eating heavily, and he had already eaten half of the omelet rice, so he also ate with an embarrassed face. After the two of them had filled their stomachs, Kyosuke drank another glass of Coke, and finally made up his mind.
"Na, Ji Feng......"
In the bustling maid café, Kyosuke leaned over like a thief, and sneaked a glance at his sister, then he put his hand on the side of his mouth, and asked Ji Feng, who still had a heart-shaped aura behind him, very quietly:
"You say...... If it's like...... No, I love magic young ~ female ...... And the sister character in the sister worker's mouth game.,What kind of thing is this? ”
“……”
Ji Feng didn't speak, but showed a gaze that was very similar to Kirino's as if he was looking at garbage, Kyosuke was deeply stung by this gaze, so he immediately waved his arms in annoyance and argued:
"That's not me! Be...... It's a friend of mine! ”
"Well, don't get excited, don't get excited...... I know, it's just a friend of yours, and it shouldn't be Kohei. ”
"Uh...... You must think that person is me! Forget it, whatever you think, anyway, since you have the right words, please help me analyze it.
That man...... The guy ...... Really in love with that kind of thing? Especially the sister in the sister department mouth game or something......"