Chapter 8 The cousin who came to the door
Seeing the person coming from across the street, it was Ren Songge's newly recognized cousin, Mr. Sanque's son Zhang Fengchao, Sun Qiuhong was awkward for a while.
Although she knew that the old man's daughter, the blind Zhang Ziru had nothing to do with her sweetheart, but when she thought of the joke of the ghost Li Neng on the hearse, "In order to take the apprentice and take the granddaughter with a dowry", the girl always felt a little apprehensive in her heart, and then seeing the lewd face of the little old man, it made her feel even more hateful.
Pursing her lips imperceptibly, the girl reluctantly changed her smile and said to the old man, "Huh! Uncle Zhang, why are you here? Brother Ren Song is not here, and there is no one at home! ”
didn't seem to notice the meaning of the girl's words, Zhang Fengchao laughed and said, "Not there? Then I'll go to the front of the house and wait, I need to ask him for help with something important! "The little old man didn't wear that strange robe today, he looked quite energetic with a black leather jacket and shiny leather shoes, and he was carrying a briefcase in his hand.
"There's no one in his house!" Hearing his words, the little girl was a little surprised: "Why do you go to the house and wait?" ”
"There's someone in your family!" The little old man on the opposite side said seriously: "No matter how you say it, you are half a nephew and daughter-in-law, and you can always lie when you sit at your house!" ”
Although the sentence "cousin's nephew and daughter-in-law" made the girl a little happy in her heart, when she saw the triangular eyes of this Fengchao cousin, she still frowned and said: "Brother Ren Song has been missing for several days, and he may not be able to come back today...... It's useless for you to wait......" she said, her expression darkened, and she felt that her nose was a little sour, and she hurriedly turned her face away, not wanting the little old man to see it......
Who knew that this cousin Fengchao didn't look at her at all, and went straight to the courtyard building, and said: "Nonsense...... I deliberately calculated a hexagram in the morning, Song Wazi will definitely go home today, take a walk, and wait for him at your house......"
"Hey! Ay! Sun Qiuhong, who was sad on the side, was a little dumbfounded when she saw this, she had never seen this kind of person! You're really welcome...... She hurriedly chased after her and shouted, "Hey, hey, what are you doing running to my house!" Brother Ren Song was not there, and he was not ...... "Seeing that the little old man just didn't stop, he hurriedly grabbed his sleeve.
"This woman, everyone is a relative, what will it do to sit at your house!" Zhang Fengchao replied with a smile on his face.
"You're a big man, what are you doing in a girl's house?" The little girl was already raising her eyebrows at this time, if it weren't for Zhang Ziru's incident, maybe she would still treat this little old man as a relative, but now, ...... God knows what he is looking for Brother Ren Song, maybe he is here to marry a girl, the more Sun Qiuhong thinks about it, the more nervous he becomes.
"Hey! This woman is really ......" The little old man on the other side was a little unhappy: "What's wrong with the big man, you said that you are a college student, why are your thoughts so complicated, I am here to find Ren Songdi, he must come back today." With that, she shook her hand, and somehow, the little girl's hand unconsciously scratched into the air. saw Xiao Lao turn around and go upstairs and go straight to her room......
The angry and angry girl hurriedly stumbled upstairs, but saw that Zhang Fengchao had already arrived at the door of her house, and she couldn't wonder why this old man could run so far in an instant, but she was about to shout loudly, but she saw the little old man push the door, and then turned her head and shouted to her: "This ghost girl!" One day of talking nonsense, Song Wazi is obviously at the top of the house, you have to say that he is not at home! After saying that, he turned to the door and asked, "When will you come back?" ”
Hearing the words of the cousin Fengchao, the little girl was a little surprised, and saw that the little old man was full of seriousness, and walked into the house while talking, walked to the door suspiciously, and hurriedly looked into the house......
The girl's room is very simple, a bed, a cabinet, a table and a stool, plus an old man sitting on a rattan chair by the window, where is the shadow of a sweetheart.
"Damn the old ghost, you're still lying when you're dozens of years old! I'm not afraid of being hit by a car when I go out! Anxious, hesitant, sad, disappointed, tortured by all kinds of emotions, the little girl who almost went crazy finally opened her mouth to scold. Who knew that the old man on the rattan chair smiled, looking at her but not speaking. He looked behind her in surprise.
Seeing that this old guy continued to deceive people, Sun Qiuhong was even more angry in her heart, glaring at Zhang Fengchao, the dead old man, and was about to continue scolding, but she heard a soft male voice behind her say: "Okay, you ghost girl, I haven't seen you for a few days, and you have actually learned to scold!" ”
"Ahh Listening to the familiar voice, the girl turned her face with surprise on her face, and the person behind her was not Ren Song. The joyful little girl couldn't take care of much, and got into the arms of her sweetheart, crying "woo......".
Unexpectedly, he just cried twice, grabbed his shoulder with one hand and dragged himself aside, turned his head to see that it was Zhang Fengchao's little old man, pulling away his palm like a chicken claw, and the girl shouted angrily: "Dead old man, what are you going to do?" ”
"Melon girl!" Zhang Fengchao on the opposite side rolled his triangular eyes, and shouted angrily: "I didn't see that he was evil and angry, you still drill into people's arms, do you want to seek death with peace of mind?" ”
"Huh?" When the girl heard this, she looked at her brother Ren Song again, only to find that his hospital gown was long gone, and at this time she was wearing a black and red weird suit, even the tie around her neck, and the shirt inside was also black and red with vertical stripes, and she was smiling at Mimi looking at herself.
"No matter how powerful the ghost fairy is, it will be finished when he encounters anger, Song Wazi is afraid that he will have lost his mind a long time ago and become a man-eating ghost, girl, cheer up, first subdue and then talk!" The little old man beside him spoke. He also took out two talismans from the briefcase in his hand and handed her one of the yellow talismans.
"What if you subdue? Can Brother Ren Song recover? Then Huang Fu looked at the sweetheart in front of her, and the girl asked the little old man next to her in a low voice. But I saw him raise his hand and make a few strange gestures, and then said slowly: "It depends on the situation, if you don't have a bad heart, maybe there is a glimmer of life." ”
"Cut! Cousin, what kind of level are you! On the other side, Ren Song, who was very likely to become a demon, opened his mouth and said, "When did I get angry......
"Huh!" The little old man was shocked when he heard this, and hurriedly said to the girl next to him: "Hold on...... Steady...... Who knows if this baby is really okay or has become a ghost. ”
Ren Song, who was on the other side, was even more angry when he heard this, and reprimanded: "Uncle Cousin, you have become a demon!" You fall down and look at my clothes. ”
Zhang Fengchao was stunned when he heard this, stepped forward, and carefully looked at the anger on Ren Song's body. Only then did I find that the red aura and the black aura had turned into real objects, and I couldn't help but be surprised: "Turn the virtual into reality, you ghost immortal is too evil!" ”
Ren Song smiled when he heard the words, walked into the house triumphantly and said to Sun Qiuhong: "How is it, this dress is handsome!" In the past ten days, he has been fleeing for his life in the deep mountains and old forests, because he has lost his way in Qinling, and he has turned around many times, and he is so angry that he does not know how many passers-by have been frightened. I can't help but ask for directions.
In the end, after pondering for a long time, I finally turned the red mist and black smoke on my body into a set of clothes, found a passing traveler and asked for the road, and then returned to Luozhong. At this time, I saw my own little red girl, how could I not show off.
The little girl in the house, when she saw her sweetheart come back safely, her anxiety turned into joy, and she was about to speak with joy on her face, but she heard someone outside the door answer: "Yo, Ren Song, when did you come back, you are well?" ”
The three people in the house all looked out of the door, but saw a middle-aged woman standing outside the door, it was Aunt Liu, the director of the neighborhood committee. Scratching the back of his head a little embarrassed, Ren Song greeted with a smile: "Yo, Aunt Liu, come into the house and sit down!" ”
"Don't sit down, I heard a commotion upstairs just now, what should have happened, it turned out that you went home? By the way, what about your mother and Zhumei? Holding his glasses with his hand, Director Liu asked with a smile.
Thinking that the whereabouts of his mother and sister were unknown, the coward's heart sank, but the little girl next to her hurriedly took over the conversation and said: "Aunt Ren and Xiaozhumei are going to play in the provincial capital for a few days, and it is estimated that they will have to come back next week......"
"Oh......" Aunt Liu nodded when she heard this, looked at a pair of young men and women in front of her with a smile and said, "You really should have a good time in the provincial capital......" Speaking of this, she glanced at the little old man again, turned her head and asked, "Who is this?" ……”
The little old man laughed, jumped up from the chair and said, "I'm Ren Song's cousin, come here to visit relatives...... Director Liu, how do you look familiar, where should you have seen it! ”
"It turned out to be a relative of Ren Song's family, but why didn't I see you before...... Hey? Zhang Fengchao! Good little! Aunt Liu, who was still talking kindly, suddenly changed her expression, stepped forward and twisted the little old man's ears, her movements were so agile, I am afraid that Ren may not be able to compare with the ghost fairy power!
"Liu Yongmei! Ouch! Feng Chao's cousin, who finally recognized who the director of the neighborhood committee was, was surprised at first, but when he twisted his ears, he turned into horror, and begged for mercy again and again: "Sister Liu, Sister Liu!" It's dozens of years old, just spare me! ”
But I heard Director Liu scold with a smile: "Dreaming! You undetermined judge! Back then, he swore in the Holy Water Temple that he would help us debunk your father's ghost tricks, and in the end, you were the happiest person to play ghost tricks! ”
"Ouch hey!" The little old man who was twisting her ears pretended to be angry and said, "Can you blame me then!" You are sick and comatose, if it weren't for the tricks of my old lady! How can you save each one of you......"
At this time, the smiling Director Liu interrupted him and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk nonsense, what really saved us was your old man's remedies!" It has nothing to do with those tricks! ”
After that, she turned her head to Sun Qiuhong and said: "So Xiao Sun, I said last time that the work of breaking superstition is urgent, like the father of this old cub baby, on the surface he is a Mr. Yin and Yang who engages in feudal superstition, but he also knows a lot of home remedies to cure diseases and save people. ”
"Home remedies?" Ren Song and Sun Qiuhong looked at the little old man beside Director Liu, and looked at each other again, and the two of them were full of surprise in their hearts. Mr. Zhang San is a Jianghu Langzhong? Whoever believes it, whether others believe it or not, at least the two of them will never believe it.
Over there, Director Liu, who was in a high mood, didn't notice the abnormality of the two of them at all, but turned his head and said to the little old man next to him: "Fengchao, let's go, I'll fry a few dishes down, and when Lao Chen comes back, everyone will drink two cups." ”
Unexpectedly, Zhang Fengchao waved his hand again and again: "Sister Liu, Sister Liu, I still have something to do with Songwazi today, and I will come back after two days!" As long as you know where you live, it is indispensable to go to your house in the future, don't forget that when you cut in line, Brother Chen goes to our house every day to touch the egg field! ”
"Haha! Remember this! Director Liu laughed again when he heard this, and saw that his expression did not seem to be fake, so he smiled again: "Okay, then you are busy with things first, and when your brother Chen is on vacation this Sunday, we will have a good get-together!" ”
"Okay, it's a deal!" The little old man replied in a loud voice. The two chatted for a while about the rural life that cut in line when they were young, and then Aunt Liu went downstairs with a smile.
Originally, I heard Aunt Liu invite this cousin to dinner, and Ren Song, who was full of joy, only said that he could finally have a free time to be alone with his little red sister and say a few private words, but who knew that this cousin didn't know what was crazy, and he had to say that he had something to do. What the hell is this little old man?
Looking at the little old man who sent Master Liu downstairs and came up with his hands behind his back, Ren Song sat on the stool next to the table, and asked helplessly: "Cousin, what are you looking for me to do?" ”