Chapter 493: The Old Slut Arrives
A few days later, a piece of news spread, and the whole world was in an uproar. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
The Great Alliance of Cultivation Studies, jointly established by the major sects, suddenly promulgated a new cultivation system.
The Way of the Seal.
As for the introduction, it was provided by Xiao Yu, which changed from the serious and old-fashioned in the past, and it seemed extremely funny:
Are you still bothered by your lack of talent? Are you still worried about the lack of resources? Hurry up and snap up the talisman treasure book, a talisman in hand, I have it in the world!
As soon as this news was launched, it immediately set off an uproar in the world, and it was almost no less than the great promotion of the practice method half a year ago.
Anyone with a little bit of a brain can understand the trick:
Fu Seal, light qualifications, heavy understanding, light killing, and heavy deduction, but for those who have bad qualifications and do not like blood, it provides a new way out.
That's right, it is often said that "a certain person who was amazing and brilliant back then, and then he was unknown and unknown to everyone", but it turned out that those with mediocre qualifications came later and became powerful, so persistence and perseverance are extremely important.
Xiao Yu did agree with this sentence.
Then this sentence depends on the environment, otherwise it will be biased...... You must know that among the thousand geniuses, there may be 500 who can grow into great powers, and 100 of the 1,000 people with mediocre qualifications who can become powerful are good.
Aren't qualifications important?
No, qualification is actually very important, otherwise it will not be the first thing to consider when the sects and factions accept disciples.
It's like the same bird, one is an eagle and the other is a bird, and both are trying to climb the same height, how can the finch surpass the eagle?
And now the Fu Seal is widely spread, but it is for those with mediocre qualifications, a new direction, if the qualifications are not good, and the understanding is enough, they can also settle down and win a place in this world.
As for those guys who have bad qualifications and poor understanding, and are unwilling to work hard...... Well, let's wash and go home early and sell sweet potatoes.
……
A few days later, an old man and a young man suddenly came to the door.
The old man was wearing a Taoist robe, holding a cloth flag, with "Iron Mouth Straight Broken" written on one side, and "A Hexagram Thousand Gold" written on the other side, with a long beard fluttering under his chin, at first glance, it was also a fairy wind Dao bone, but if you look closely, you can find that there is a trace of obscenity and cheapness in your eyes.
Beside Lao Dao, there is also an eleven or twelve-year-old little girl with a pink carving, her hair tied into a double ponytail, jumping behind her back, holding two sugar gourds in her hands, her big eyes are lively and smart, and she is extremely cute.
It was Zhou Zhou Xian and Zhou Xiaohuan.
"Boy, where did you get so many things that the old man hadn't seen!" Lao Dao glared while drinking tea.
Xiao Yu shrugged, "You haven't seen more." ”
Zhou Xian was helpless, when he first met, he met Xiao Yu for him, the past was vaguely like seeing flowers in the fog, he couldn't see it really, and the future was completely a fog, even if he was calculating a small ring with high talent, he couldn't see Xiao Yu's origin and feet at all.
"But you, what did you come to me for?" Xiao Yu said slowly.
Zhou Zhou Xian glared, "The old Taoist is the art of escaping from the ground, now it's good, you suddenly came up with the Raushzi rune seal system, isn't it even more subtle than my spell?" ”
Shaking his head as he spoke, "Lao Dao categorically doesn't believe it!" ”
Obviously, the last sentence of this product is the right point, this Fu Seal Ceremony gives people the feeling that it is biased towards Taoism, and the old slut is walking the streets and alleys to mix this bowl of rice, and after listening to the news at this moment, he naturally can't wait to see it immediately, otherwise he won't rush to come.
Xiao Yu smiled and said, "In a few days, it will be widely advertised, and you can watch it then." ”
Zhou Xian's eyes were glaring, if he could bear it, where would he run to the door with a blank eye? This feels like a big beauty lying on the bed meticulously, with a jade body horizontally, scratching her head and posing, where can she endure it.
The old slut was so anxious that he scratched his ears and cheeks, fidgeted, as if he had hemorrhoids, and suddenly his eyes lit up, he twisted his beard, and said with a smile on his face:
"Virtuous son-in-law......"
Xiao Yu directly squirted out a sip of tea.
Zhou Xiaohuan next to him was also dumbfounded, biting half a sugar gourd in his mouth, and looked at it blankly.
The old slut was not ashamed, but proud, and said triumphantly:
"As the so-called gentleman said, it is difficult to chase a horse, you and my granddaughter were engaged in a marriage contract in the restaurant, a manly man, you can't help but admit it, right?"
“……”
Xiao Yu's face was black, he almost vomited three liters of blood, and he used his twelve-year-old granddaughter as a bargaining chip, which was shameless to the extreme, why didn't you go to heaven!
"Grandpa, what nonsense are you talking about!" Zhou Xiaohuan came back to his senses, blushed and pinched Zhou Xian's waist, sure enough, this trick dragon claw hand is a universal skill for women, no matter how old or young they are, they are self-taught.
Xiao Yu sneered twice, narrowed his eyes, and suddenly said:
"Yes, gentleman's words, horses are difficult to chase, in this case, today I will have a cave room with Xiaohuan'er, what does the old man think?"
"Poof—"
Now it's Monday's turn to vomit blood.
It's just that before he spoke, Zhou Xiaohuan was already blushing, biting his lip and saying:
"Brother, I'm still young......"
The twelve-year-old little girl was already in love, her face was flushed, and she didn't eat sugar gourds anymore, pinching the corner of her clothes and whispering:
"Caves, cave houses, etc., you have to wait until I can do it......
"Shut up! Is this what a girl should say? The old slut blew his beard and glared.
"Using his twelve-year-old granddaughter as a bargaining chip isn't what a grandfather should do, right?" The little girl was not afraid and retorted with righteous words.
"The family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate!" The old slut thumped his chest.
"Slightly." Zhou Xiaohuan grimaced, "I'll go play with Sister Ling'er." ”
said a cigarette and ran away, and the immature figure was full of youthful vitality.
"Boy, don't beat my granddaughter's idea, otherwise the old man won't be able to spare you!" Zhou Xian opened his mouth viciously and threatened.
"Oh," Xiao Yu was naturally not afraid at all, "I don't know how the old man is unforgiving?" ”
The old slut finally couldn't hold it anymore, and hurriedly put on a smiling face, "Oh, you don't remember the villain, don't worry about my old bones, and lose your identity." ”
Xiao Yu rolled his eyes, dealing with this kind of guy with a thick skin like a city wall, he will constantly refresh your three views and lower limit, and he can't really care about it.
Putting down the teacup in his hand, Xiao Yu said in a deep voice:
"It's no problem for you to give you the Fu Seal Daquan, and it's not a deleted version after being agreed upon by the various sects, but in return, you have to take me to the 100,000 mountains in southern Xinjiang to lie down."
"In that place of poor mountains and bad waters, go and ......" Zhou Zhou Xian subconsciously muttered, suddenly understood what Xiao Yu meant, and said with wide eyes, "You, you want to?" ”
"Yes, yes." Xiao Yu nodded calmly, "What do you think?" ”
"This ......"
Zhou Xian was silent, difficult to decide.
If someone else asked him to be a guide and go to the southern Xinjiang of Nalaoshzi, he would definitely not say a word, turn around and leave. But these words came out of Xiao Yu's mouth, so he couldn't help but think about it seriously.
"Immortal inheritance" and "ghost and god means" are his impressions of Xiao Yu, otherwise where would he make any jokes about his granddaughter, you don't see the death swamp that lies in the northwest direction and has not been set foot in for nearly 10,000 years, isn't it said that it is peaceful?
"Childe won't take Poor Dao and Xiaohuan deep into dangerous places, right?" Zhou Xian asked cautiously.
Xiao Yu pouted, "Just your little cultivation, do you want to do it." ”
"Hey, you're going too far."
"I'm really sorry to be honest."
"The old man wants to fight you for three hundred rounds!"
"I'm sorry, I don't want to bully the elderly."
“……”