Chapter 1 My name is Holy Light and I have been pitted
Hello everyone!
Tell us about yourself.
My surname is Sheng, my name is Light, and my full name is Holy Light.
He is 20 years old this year, 1.8 meters tall, with an ordinary face, a good figure, and a bald head.
Originally, my job was a family house, but since I was cheated by something one day, now my job is a knight who saves the world.
"But..."
The Holy Light took a puff of his cigarette and flicked the cigarette butt out, looking at the zombies under him who were screaming "Whoop, Whoa", who had been trying to climb up and eat him, and Saint Light suddenly burst into tears.
"Why don't you wait for Lao Tzu to get dressed before teleporting!"
Shengguang's hands were clenched tightly, and he was sadly wearing a pair of colorful pants and flip-flops, standing on the top of the bus and shouting: "Lao Tzu has only one pants all over his body, what are you asking me to do?" Delivery? ”
[Ding, master, please calm down......]
"I'm calm about your size, you come, there is a kind of you come out, see if I can kill you." Holy Light shouted with a sad face, watching a group of zombies surrounding the bus, and he could only be trapped on the roof of the bus, he was going crazy.
[Ding, at this time, please be calm, if you don't calm down, we all have to die. 】
Shengguang also understands his current situation, but he still can't calm down, whoever just wants to make instant noodles to solve lunch, but the noodles are soaked, and when he turns around and gets a cigarette, he turns around and comes back and appears here, who can not go crazy.
"Huh~, whew~, I'm calm, I'm calm..., wait for me to smoke." The Holy Light took a few deep breaths, sat down cross-legged casually, and the Holy Light took out a cigarette, lit it and took a puff, and said to something in his mind, "Can you explain it to me now?" ”
At this time, the Holy Light's face had calmed down, and he had accepted the unscientific fact that he had appeared on a certain bus, as well as something in his mind.
[Ding, master, I've told you many times, the spirit of this instrument is the crystallization of a certain existence that once stepped into immortality with half a foot, in order to step into immortality, but the half-step immortal existence because of the production of this instrument, robbed many existences of the same level, when the instrument was just developed, it was besieged, and then the enemy returned with the besieged, and then the instrument was impacted, and it was extremely broken and only a little function left, and then the master was selected as the inheritor, It is expected that the owner can step into immortality and eternity. 】
"Whew~,......, speak your heart." Holy Light took a puff of smoke, his eyes slightly half-squinted, and his eyes were very deep.
[Ding, in fact, the original master died, and now I'm very broken, so I can only choose a person with good talent as the new master, and then help him become stronger until he is immortal, by the way, I want the master to take me with him when he steps into immortality, I will sell cute, will comfort, all kinds of things...... What are you waiting for, hurry up and promise me]
“… Then you come out and let me beat me up. ”
【……】
"Alas~"
Shengguang touched his big bald head helplessly, looking at the dilapidated city with a bitter face, he felt like being galloped by 100,000 grass and mud horses at this time, especially the uncountable zombies near the bus where he was, at this time they were shouting at themselves "Whoa~Whoa~".
“… I'm really a Japanese star. ”
The Holy Light sighed to the sky, and then he was ready to find a way to run, if he didn't run, he couldn't do it, there was no food on the roof of the car, he only had a big pants on his body, forehead, a lighter, a pack of cigarettes, and a pair of flip-flops, and there was nothing, he couldn't wait to die on it.
"Oh, how am I going to run, there are so many zombies around the water that can't be leaked, if only I could fly, if only there was a car to drive for me,..., wait, car?"
The Holy Light looked at the bus under his butt, couldn't he drive this car to run?
He hurriedly opened the top window of the bus, and then looked down, several pairs of dark and dirty hands came towards his shiny bald head, "I'll go to your uncle's." The Holy Light hurriedly closed the window, and when he saw that the window could not be closed and was stuck by their hands, he closed it with all his might.
"Die, die, die......"
The holy light shouted fiercely with a fierce face, and with the sound of "Bah, Woo", the lid of the iron top window finally closed.
“…… Haha, fight with me, kill you, no, you're already dead. ”
The Holy Light finally calmed down after his fear, and for some reason he laughed happily, and thanks to this, he finally calmed his spirit completely.
"Phew, am I really going to die here?"
The Holy Light lay limply on the roof of the car, looking at the blue sky, muttering to himself.
"Nope! I must live. At this time, Shengguang didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly his spirit was shocked, and he shouted loudly to the zombies below who had been refusing to leave and wandering: "I must make girlfriends, I want to make countless girlfriends, I don't want to be single." ”
At this time, he felt that he was not fighting alone, there were countless people behind him, Ke Lan, Brother Cheng, etc., they were all cheering for him behind him at this time.
"Oh! Oh! I burned. The Holy Light shouted, he felt that he was full of infinite power, although he always felt that everything was strange and why was it all men? But now is not the time to think about that, the main thing now is how to escape.
"By the way, I can smear some zombie blood, maybe I can fool the past." The Holy Light's eyes lit up, and he immediately thought of the various methods of the movie he had watched before, and just as he was about to implement it, the machine spirit spoke.
[Ding, master, in fact, I can take you back, you don't need such a dangerous method. 】
“……”
The Holy Light's head was lowered, his face gloomy, and his whole body exuded a solemn momentum.
"Instrument spirit, come out, let's talk about life and future ideals."
【……】
Then the Holy Light raised his head sharply and shouted, "Your uncle, why didn't you say it earlier, hurry up and send me back, hurry up." ”
Then, with a flash of light, the Holy Light disappeared in place, leaving countless zombies still howling.
Swish......
The Holy Light appeared in a messy room, and he looked at the familiar things around him and felt the familiar smell of smelly socks, at which point he burst into tears, "I'm finally back, out of that damn place, woo." ”
[Ding, the master's strength is too weak, how can you step into the immortal realm like this? 】
"What you said is simple, you have the ability to come, I am just an ordinary person, how do you tell me to face so many zombies, go down and kill them one by one, although I can fight two or three, but so many I have to kneel."
The Holy Light retorted dissatisfiedly to the words of the machine spirit, he was just an ordinary person, how could he have beaten so many zombies, and he was not a superman.
[Ding, calculating...... According to the physical constitution of the owner, the method of becoming stronger begins to be screened. 】
"Huh? Is there a way to get stronger? Say it early, hurry up and give it to me. After hearing the words of the machine spirit, the Holy Light hurriedly said, he has experienced his own powerless end, and he is now eager to become stronger, and then go back to take revenge.
[Ding, don't worry, master, this machine spirit is screening the most suitable method for the master to become stronger...... After the calculation, according to the countless information in the database, combined with the calculation power of the machine spirit and the master's physique, the most suitable method for the master to become stronger is the holy light. 】
"What? What are you calling me for? ”
[Ding, this artifact spirit is not talking about the master, you are the real holy light, and the most suitable for the holy light is only the knight, that is to say, the most suitable for the master is the holy light knight, according to the calculation of the artifact spirit, this is the most suitable method for the master to become stronger]
"Oh? Then tell me what this Holy Light Knight cultivated to the end? Become a god? ”
Holy Light asked with a slight brow.
[Ding, no, God can't be immortal, and the master's goal should be bigger, only immortality can be eternal, according to the calculation of the spirit of the instrument, the ultimate point of the master's path is to become the holy light, the real holy light, the all-pervasive holy light, that is, the so-called immortal, this is the most suitable path for the master. 】
"Oh? Do I still have a personality? Then? The holy light asked flatly, although it was plain on the surface, but he was very excited in his heart, immortal, omnipresent, who doesn't want to, of course he also wants to, but now he still has to ask clearly, otherwise even if he becomes immortal at that time, he will have no thoughts of his own, so what is the difference between it and the so-called Heavenly Dao in the Xianxia novels he reads?
[Ding, of course there is, if it's the kind of path of personality loss, I won't tell the master, omnipresence is just to describe your realm at that time, as long as someone calls your name, no matter how far away, how many worlds you can perceive, at that time you can reach immediately, you can also think of the universe to be born, a thought of the universe to be destroyed, no one knows what the immortal realm is, after all, no one has reached it until now, and then you are the real immortal holy light, master! ] 】
"Oh, that's good, then pass on my cultivation method to me, I want to cultivate, I want to become stronger."
At this time, the Holy Light already has a goal in mind, he wants to become an immortal being, eternal!
[Ding, in transit.] 】
The Holy Light was already mentally prepared for a headache, just.
“… Are you sure this is a cultivation method? And not that you lied to me? ”
The Holy Light looked at the so-called Holy Light Knight's cultivation method in his mind, the corners of his mouth kept twitching, and as for the so-called pain, he didn't feel it at all.