Chapter 60: The Urine Crisis
At this time, a guest came, and I was in a hurry to greet the guest. By four o'clock in the afternoon, when Lele came to pick me up, Bao Ye was already waiting for me in the parking lot in the Buick 688. Not only the car, but he even bought the food for the evening.
I'm really surprised that someone like Bao Ye would buy groceries. But looking at him with side dishes, he knows how to buy any green onion and garlic, he should have bought vegetables and cooked them.
When we arrived, Ye Yan had already arrived, but it was at the entrance of the village. Ye Yan stopped us and let us retreat to the bus stop. Bao Ye said to Ye Yan, who got into the car on our side, with an unhappy face: "What are you doing?" What time is it? Aren't we going to cook yet, the three of us skip dinner tonight and go straight to supper? ”
"Ye Cheng is near that small building."
I hurriedly added: "Yesterday it was Wu Guang who was here, and then Ye Cheng came, I don't know what he said to Wu Guang, Wu Guang went back first." ”
As soon as I finished speaking, my phone rang. I looked at Ye Cheng's name on my phone and looked at the two of them. Bao Ye said, "Take it, see what he says." ”
I hesitated for a moment before I got on the phone. Ye Cheng said, "Shangshang, you're ready to go home." Don't worry, Wu Guang is not at your door, I persuade him to go back first. I said I could hold on for a month, and I would be able to do it. I want to help you, too. Do you understand? Don't stop talking, you should speak? ”
Ye Yan stretched out his hand, hung up the phone, and said, "It's strange to believe him." I didn't believe in him since I was a kid! ”
"He's acting. I don't believe him either. Gut feeling! ”
I don't trust him anymore. If he really wanted to help, he could do more. And he deliberately created an ambiguity with me several times. Isn't Qin Dan pregnant with his child? He just abandoned it?
I asked, "Am I just waiting here?" He's been keeping watch near my house for a day and a night. I don't know when I'm leaving. ”
"It'll be gone soon." Ye Yan said confidently. Seeing that we all looked at him suspiciously, he said proudly, "Because he will receive a call from home in a while." I told my mom about his girlfriend's big belly and his breakup with others. His girlfriend seems to be in your class too. I told my parents that I was going to get married. My mom and dad were busy with the wedding. He's going to have to stay at home for at least a few days. ”
Sure enough, Ye Cheng's car came out after a while. He looked so anxious that he didn't even notice that our car was at this intersection. As soon as he left, we headed towards the village.
The car stopped in front of the small building, and Bao Ye's mobile phone rang. He said to me, "It's your husband." Hey, Ren Qiancang, I'm at your door. ”
"Ye Cheng did something at the gate of the courtyard."
Bao Ye turned his gaze to the gate of the courtyard: "Don't worry, I'll help you deal with it." After hanging up the phone, he said, "The merchant will take the vegetables." I'll go to the gate of the yard and have a look. ”
Bao Ye squatted in front of the courtyard gate, looked around, and then frowned and said, "Shangshang, can you go back to the car and close your eyes first?" ”
I was getting out of the car with the vegetables when I heard him.
"What's wrong?" I wondered.
But Bao Ye didn't wait for me to react, he had already started to untie his trousers, and I quickly retracted into the car in a panic. Ye Yan got out of the car and shouted in a low voice, "What are you doing?" You...... What are you doing on the urine? ”
"They drew a sign on the door. No matter how awesome the charm is, it's useless to be doused by urine. ”
I turned around and listened to the two of them talking.
"Where's the charm? I didn't even see it. ”
"Painted with cinnabar on the door panel. If you look at it diagonally, you can see it in the light. ”
"Where?"
"Isn't it?"
"I think there's a corner over there."
"You pee over there."
"Just pee? This...... What if someone passes by? ”
"Are you a big man? …… Hey, you're kidney-deficient, pee on my shoes. ”
"Look for it again, is there any such talisman over there?"
"Yes, but I'm out of pee."
"Let's talk about your kidney deficiency."
……
A few minutes later, Bao Ye tapped the window and asked me to get out of the car. When I came down, I saw a suspicious urine stain on the door. There are also traces of this in the corner of the wall on the other side. The courtyard gate had been opened, and Ren Qiancang was standing at the courtyard gate, wrinkling his nose and looking very unhappy.
Bao Ye took the dish in my hand and said, "Spirit pets don't like the smell of others in their own territory. However, you can also be considerate. ”
I am glad that this door was opened by Ren Qiancang from the inside, if I use the key to open it, it will be closer to the trace, and my heart will be in my heart.
The three of them were talking in the living room, and I was busy cooking in the kitchen. Ten minutes later, Bao Ye also came over to help. Bao Ye is a good cook, much better than me. In less than half an hour, five dishes were served.
As soon as the four of them sat down at the table, Bao Ye said first: "Merchant, you call the village store to help bring beer." ”
I looked at the three of them and nodded. He added, "I want a box." ”
"A box? Just the three of you drinking? ”
"If you don't drink, how can you urinate those charms in Leaf City. He drew a circle around the courtyard and at the foot of the walls. This is obvious, not to let Ren Qiancang out. Even if you go out, you'll be hurt. ”
Ye Yan also said: "That is, if he is injured once, it will be much easier for him to do it again." Merchant, you have the phone number of the village shop. ”
I didn't want them to do that, but I called the store anyway. The eldest brother who delivered the wine was still laughing on the phone: "Shangshang, I heard that your boyfriend lives with you." The people in this village are all your mother's family. When it's time for the wedding reception, don't forget to invite me. ”
Halfway through the meal, beer arrived. When I opened the door, the big brother who delivered the wine said, "Yo, what does this smell like?" ”
I can't say that my friend is peeing on the door panel in front of my house. I quickly said, "I don't know who peed around here." ”
"What? Isn't this a blatant bully of you? You can tell the village chief about it. ”
"Hey, thank you, big brother."
Ren Qiancang also came over, gave the money, smiled at the eldest brother who delivered the wine, and helped go in with the wine box. The eldest brother also said: "Shangshang really married a good man." ”
This night, I don't want to reminisce because it was embarrassing. When I was full, I went upstairs and went to sleep. Ye Cheng gave me some information and asked me to take it upstairs first. And they drank right there. When I was so drunk that I wanted to pee, I went out with a flashlight, and shone obliquely in the corner of the wall, and I could see those charms in the side light. Urinate again on the charm.
It was like this until after eleven o'clock in the evening. Because they both drank alcohol, the two of them slept directly on the first floor with a big chair. Anyway, in this summer, this kind of man doesn't care about the cold.
When Ren Qiancang went upstairs, I was still looking at the information given by Ye Yan. It was an auction with pictures of a lot of exhibits going to be auctioned this time. There is also an invitation letter with black letters on a gold background. Above is Ye Yan's name. The location is right at our most luxurious hotel, Yue Fung Hotel.
Ren Qiancang took the information from my hand and said, "September 10th, there are still ten days. You should also prepare beautiful clothes or something. When the time comes, you come with me. ”
"I ......"
"Don't worry, there will be reporters there, there will be no danger. You're Mrs. Ren. ”
I chuckled, "What if I can't be a rich wife?" ”
"It's enough for you to be Ren Qiancang's wife."
This morning, instead of being woken up by the alarm on my phone, as I used to, I was woken up by the noise outside. The noise was not for one or two people, but for many, many people. It felt like half the village had come to my door. I sat up, got dressed and went downstairs.
Baoye and Ye Yan downstairs were there, and even Ren Qiancang stood up.
Listening to the crowd, someone shouted: "This old man is not ashamed! What does that mean? "Second father, you can make it clear! Why are you going to pee in someone's businessman's house? ”