Chapter Fifty-Nine: The Story of the Silly Sea
It turned out that the stupid sea was sitting on the edge of the bay eating ice, and seeing how fragrant he ate, two rotten radish hands hugged the ice and gnawed it, one bite at a time, even the duck frozen in the ice was eaten in his mouth.
He crunched and chewed, smirked and shook his two thick lips, contracted, and stretched his short and thick tongue out of the big mouth, and two green dragons hung under the nostrils of Yangtian in and out, climbing up and down, the one who was at ease, and also climbed to his red tongue to play, but he swallowed it into his stomach, and another green dragon crawled out again.
The onlookers were so happy that they threw a piece of ice from the bay to him from time to time, and he ate it as soon as he took it, and piled up a lot of ice around him, which was really in short supply.
Some of the children also put ice in his hat, and opened the fans on both sides of his hat to form a black gauze hat and buckle it diagonally on his head.
He's still quite happy, shaking his pig-like head, you see his pig face, covered with dense black bumps, and laughing, the little pig's face is invisible. The black bumps on his face moved, like flies crawling all over his face.
Maybe the ice in the hat melted, the cold water flowed into his neck, he shrunk his neck like a pig, his head against the locust tree by the bay arched violently, the crushed ice chips poured into his neck, he shrunk his neck again, he wanted to shrink his neck into his stomach, the ice chips slipped down his neck into his arms, he tore the torn cotton jacket, even the rotten cotton pants were torn, the ice chips slipped into his trousers, the children took the opportunity to stuff ice cubes into his jacket and cotton pants, he screamed and jumped up, ran, not far away, around the East Bay.
In the end, the children surrounded him in the middle.
So, he danced the pig dance in the children's circle, howling, screaming, humming, and twisting his stupid body from time to time, twisting the exposed big ass, really playing, singing, dancing, and all live, provoking the adults to look around, it was really a unique burlesque.
When the wicked boy saw that he was sitting on the ground and did not move, he scooped a piece of ice out of the bay and sneaked it around him, and put it into his neck.
So, he started performing again, screaming and roaring......
Cheng Letian passed, he didn't stop it, but stood there watching and laughing with interest.
At this time, I don't know who shouted that the iron crutch was coming, and the children were so frightened that they ran away quickly, standing and watching from a distance.
The adults also pretended to be fine.
Cheng Letian hurriedly looked back and saw the iron crutch running over with a leg jumping up, so frightened that he hurriedly hid to the side.
The iron kidnapper ran all the way and scolded all the way, the one who scolded was ugly, up to the eight generations of ancestors, down to the grandsons and great-grandchildren, scolding the corners of his mouth foaming, spitting and splashing, provoking a group of children to follow.
Silly sea stupid, he confirmed his father. Seeing his father coming, he howled, and pointed at the people around him with a carrot-like stolen hand, shouting "Ah, ah, ah", as if telling Dad who was bullying him.
Seeing the stupid son with an open arms, facing the northwest wind, his chest was purple from the cold, and he was covered with ice slag, so angry that he slapped the stupid son twice, shook off the ice on his body, and tied buttons to him.
The stupid sea howled a few times, maybe it was because his body was warm, he was happy again, and when he saw the crutch under his father's armpit, he smirked and grabbed it, and hummed like a pig in his mouth, "Play with me, play with me." ”
At home, he often plays with his father's crutches. It didn't matter if he grabbed it, he almost dodged the iron crutch down, and the iron crutch hurriedly grabbed the crutch and yelled at the stupid son, "Spread it out, let it go." ”
Who knows, the stupid son still has a stubborn temper, he just won't let go.
So, the two grabbed the crutches.
The iron kidnapper Golden Rooster is independent, he can't stand on his feet, and he is the opponent of the stupid son. The kidnapper was snatched away by the stupid son, and he fell to the ground, and just as he sat on a piece of ice, he slipped on the edge of the bay, and when the iron crutch was not caught, he slipped into the bay like a kindergarten pulley, and fell into the ice hole, and could not get up again.
The children gathered around the bay and laughed.
Silly sea, he took his father's crutches, and was learning his father's walking, look at him, he put the crutches under his armpit decently, raised one leg and learned, it was really like, laughing so much that people were crying.
More and more people gathered by the bay, the iron crutch called for help, no one cared about him, who made him too bad on weekdays, and they all pretended not to hear and watched the performance of the two masters.
Fugui came to carry water, and he also stood by the bay and watched.
People only paid attention to the iron kidnapper, and no one paid attention to him.
The stupid sea had enough of the crutches, he looked at his father's funny appearance in the bay, and thought it was funny, he smirked and raised the iron crutches in his hand. shouted at his father, "Dad, I'm here." He threw the crutch at his father, and ran down with a jump, maybe it was too fierce, the ice was slippery, and he fell on the ice all of a sudden, and smashed a big ice hole, which was too sudden, and when people reacted, the stupid sea was struggling and howling in the ice hole.
The thrown crutches almost hit the head of the iron crutches, only to hear a "pop" and fall on the ice and break into several pieces. Seeing the stupid sea struggling and falling more and more, people exclaimed.
Because he struggled from time to time, the ice around him shattered, and he sank deeper and deeper, and the water reached his chest, and if he hadn't supported himself with his arms, he would have sunk. The protector was heartbroken, and the iron crutch slammed up and crawled towards the stupid son, and he crawled and crawled, and the ice cracked, clicking, clicking, and the iron crutch was so frightened that he didn't dare to move there. The people by the bay were in confusion, shouting incessantly, but no one dared to go down.
Wang Shu happened to be passing by, he squeezed into the crowd, and hurriedly beckoned a few young men to save the two of them.
However, the surrounding ice was cracked, and as soon as the feet stepped on it, it sounded, and no one dared to approach them, what could be done, and someone proposed to find a rope to drag the two men up, but it was too late, and the people exclaimed in amazement when they saw that the stupid sea was about to fill the oil bottles.
Fugui was in a hurry, he saw that the cane in his hand suddenly had an idea, he stretched out the cane to the stupid sea, shouting for him to catch it quickly, he was really not stupid at the critical time, both hands tightly grasped the cane hook and did not let go, several people dragged up hard, like dragging a heavy fat pig, dragging all the way, the ice broke all the way, and finally dragged him up, the iron crutch fell again, hurry up and save him, he was lighter than the stupid son, and dragged him ashore at once.
Both of them became chickens in the soup, shivering from the cold, clenching their teeth, and the two of them helped him ashore, who knew that he sneezed several times in a row. Snot and saliva flew around, and the wind blew on his face, and the dirty, the two people who helped him ran away disgustingly, and he fell to the ground again.
Look at the stupid sea, the cotton pants and cotton jackets are frozen. His face was the color of pork liver. Cheng Letian came to the iron crutch and helped him up as if he was a good person and said, "Uncle abductor, your crutch is still in the water." ”
"I can't save my life, and I'll give my mother back my kidnappers." Cheng Letian made a big red face, he didn't help him, and he didn't help him. Fugui dragged the stupid sea to the shore.
At this time, Gao Yang and his mother hurriedly came.
Gao Yangniang went to take care of the old man first, and when she saw that it was okay, she went to see her stupid son again, she went up and gave her stupid son two big mouths, and scolded, "I let you sneak out again, why don't you drown you, go to your scourge." ”
Hit the stupid son's ears and scrape, her hands hurt, and if you look closely, she actually hit a layer of ice from the stupid son's face. After this beating, the stupid sea relieved his breath, and he cracked his mouth and howled.
No matter how stupid the child is, it is also the mother's heart, how can parents in the world not love their children. Gao Yangniang wiped her eyes to pull her stupid son, she could pull it, and Fugui hurriedly went over to help him pull it up.
Only then did people pay attention to wealth and wealth, and they all looked at him in a daze, yesterday he was like a madman hanging out on the street, and today he suddenly changed as if he was a person.