After that, Uncle Li shook off the plain white linen paper, like a world-renowned designer, and pasted the plain white linen paper inch by inch on the head of the bamboo skeleton.

After pasting the head, Uncle Li did not rush to paint the eyebrows on the paper-tied head, but looked at Wei Ergou and asked him to ask the peach wood demon for a wisp of green silk and some nails.

It didn't take much work, Wei Ergou came back with a strand of hair and some nails, Li Shu'er tied the strand of hair to the heart of the bamboo skeleton, and tied nine knots, and pressed the incense ash with water into cakes, wrapped those nails into mud cakes, and then put the whole part of the bamboo skeleton.

Previously, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou had already seen Li Shu'er draw Zhong Kui's portrait, and knew that Li Shu'er's Danqing kung fu was superb, so they were not surprised, but they didn't understand that Li Shu'er left a pair of eyes without pupils after painting the head of the bamboo skeleton with a bun, eyebrows, nose, and mouth.

"Uncle, why don't you draw your eyes, this looks weird and panicked, hehe" Wei Ergou was quick to speak, and seeing Uncle Li's strange behavior, he couldn't help but ask.

"What do you know, Yanren must be drawn last, otherwise it will ......" Uncle Li was saying, when he felt a cold wind in the house pass by, and the charcoal of the charcoal brazier that was originally red and burst into flames was darkened, and the red flame instantly turned light blue, and the burning speed of the sandalwood burning in the incense burner also suddenly accelerated, and more than half of the incense burned in the blink of an eye, and what was even more strange was that although the sandalwood burned rapidly, there was no trace of green smoke coming out!

Uncle Li glanced at the seemingly empty surroundings, and said in a low voice: "This time you know that the paper work is not only for the dead to use when keeping the spirit, tell you, the paper shop is doing the business of the funeral of the living during the day, and at night, it is the business of the dead, as the saying goes, tie the color craftsman, tie the ghost paper, tie the ghost paper to sacrifice yin and yang, because the paper shop is full of paper people and paper horses, the ghost sedan chair of the spirit house, so it is common for the lonely soul and wild ghost to enter the store, see, we just tied a paper puppet, These wandering ghosts, who were looking for a host everywhere, came to the door and grabbed them. ”

"Wouldn't it, so evil?" Yang Yi and Wei Ergou have been following Li Shu'er for so long, and they have long been accustomed to ghosts and things, and when they heard that there were ghosts in the house, they were not afraid in their hearts, but they just wondered why these ghosts would have the idea of a paper puppet.

Uncle Li knew that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou would mumble in their hearts, and without waiting for them to ask, he directly explained: "Paper, stop also, especially the plain white hemp paper that is alive on the paper, and the yellow table paper that draws the talismans, are all extremely yin, as long as those ghosts smell the smell of this plain white linen paper, they will know that someone is tying paper people and paper horses, of course, they have to gather here to ask for some incense to eat, if you are lucky, you can also take the opportunity to possess the body into the paper puppet, and looking for a host that can shelter the soul is also a habit that lonely souls and wild ghosts have, no need to make a fuss." ”

"Oh, understood, I said, these ghosts are starving ghosts, how can they eat so fast, hehe" Wei Ergou saw that the sandalwood of the incense burner was almost burned out, although he couldn't see those ghosts, he could imagine the greedy faces of those ghosts who were desperately smoking cigarettes, he couldn't help but smile, and lit a handful of sandalwood in the past, and bowed a few times, and muttered: "Ghost brothers, when you are full of food and drink, hurry up, don't delay us to do business, thank you." ”

Uncle Li looked at Wei Ergou with a pious face, shook his head, looked at Yang Yi and said, "Don't go crazy with Ergou, come, help Uncle Er paste this paper puppet." ”

Subsequently, Yang Yi gave Li Shu'er a hand, and pasted the body parts of the bamboo skeleton with plain white linen paper, and a complete human form appeared in front of Yang Yi and Wei Ergou.

Wei Ergou took a closer look, not to mention, Uncle Li'er's craftsmanship is really not covered, although the paper puppet does not have eyes yet, but that look, that expression, as soon as he looks at it, is a demure version of the peach wood demon.

Looking at it, Wei Ergou felt that the corners of the paper puppet's scarlet mouth were slightly upturned, and he actually smiled at him, at first Wei Ergou thought that his eyes were spent, and when he looked at it again, the corners of the paper puppet's mouth were really curved like the first quarter moon, and the smile became more and more obvious, and he couldn't help but tremble with fat on his face, and looked at Uncle Li and stuttered: "Uncle, live, alive, hey, still laughing, I grass!" ”

Uncle Li was very calm, looked at the paper puppet and sneered: "Duh, you guy is really insatiable, you have received incense, and you still want to occupy my paper puppet, do you really think that I am a good man and a woman who is easy to bully, if you don't leave, don't blame the real person for turning his face and being ruthless!" ”

It's really strange to say, just after Uncle Li scolded him, the corners of the paper puppet's mouth were completely smiling, the corners of his mouth bent downward in an instant, and his face became a crying and mourning image, and black ink was left in the corners of his eyes, like human tears.

"Okay, you are all newly dead ghosts, don't be anxious, for a moment or three, the ghost will come to detain your soul to go to the underworld, if there is nothing to do, the real person can also do a Dharma for you, overtake it, how can I have 100,000 urgent things to do here, I can't take care of you, so you better go back, if you want to hesitate again, don't blame the real person for turning his face and being ruthless!" In the end, Uncle Li showed the true face of the underworld, his eyes were fierce, and the flesh of his cheeks was trembling, and the posture was really scary.

Sure enough, the ghost is afraid of the wicked, not to mention the senior old rascal like Li Shu'er, all of a sudden, I heard a whimpering cry in the house, and a cold wind blew, blowing the plain white linen paper all over the ground, but soon, the temperature in the house began to rise, the color of the fire in the charcoal brazier also returned to fiery red, and the sandalwood also reappeared green smoke.

"Hehe, a paper puppet can make such a big movement, take it," Yang Yi saw that the room was quiet, knowing that those lonely ghosts were gone, so he looked at Li Shu'er and Wei Ergou and said with a smile.

"So there are too many five elements and eight works in this world that can pass through the netherworld, and there are many strange people who understand the five elements, know yin and yang, and are good at Gu poison, among which there are many people who are vicious and murderous.

"Remember, uncle, I really remember." Yang Yi and Wei Ergou saw with their own eyes that just a paper puppet can attract ghosts, so it is conceivable that the owners of those who opened paper shops looked gloomy one by one, and they were all masters who could communicate the two worlds of yin and yang, and they were all hidden masters, so they knew what it meant to be a master in the people, so they nodded together with understanding.

After playing with the paper puppet with eyebrows and eyes that resembled the peach wood demon, Li Shu'er used the colorful paper to cut out the Xiangfei color Gu embroidered rich loose flower skirt and two-inch red satin embroidered palace shoes, and dressed up the paper puppet in a new way.

"Uncle, how come I have a feeling that I don't feel good......" The more Wei Ergou thought about it, the more bottomless he became, and he couldn't help but look at the busy Uncle Li and whispered.

"Huh? What, come, there's a mirror there, you go and see, see what you can see, go. Uncle Li was stunned when he heard this, and then pointed to a wrong gold rhombic glass mirror on the table, which can be called a luxury in the Xianfeng period, and said.

Wei Ergou didn't know what Uncle Li meant, so he still went over as he said, looked left and right in the mirror, turned his head, and said in wonder, "Uncle, what are you asking me to see?" ”

"What do you see in the mirror?" Uncle Li was busy with his hands and asked casually.

"Just, I saw myself, what's wrong?" Wei Ergou glanced at the mirror again, and there was nothing in it except for a big swollen face that had accompanied him for more than 20 years and was completely a standard model for foodies.

"It's right to see a pig's head as stupid as a pig, stupid, just remembered to be afraid, you are really fucking wise and stupid, hum" Li Shu'er squinted at Wei Ergou coldly, daring to love him is disgusting Wei Ergou.

"Let's not play like this, uncle, my self-esteem has been played to pieces by you, okay, hey." Wei Ergou opened his mouth and stammered for a long time before he said infinitely depressed.

Uncle Li didn't pay attention to Wei Ergou, after looking at the paper puppet that had basically been completed except for the finishing touches, he nodded with satisfaction, and then looked at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and said: "Uncle told you that this is to deal with the summoned Shenhu General, but it is far more difficult to deal with those left warlocks or evil spirits, to be honest, Uncle is not 100% sure of winning in his heart, so ah, we must make enough preparations and be prepared, so ah, early tomorrow morning, you come quietly, go out quietly, Let's see if we can buy a copper rooster, if we have this copper rooster and match my uncle's five emperor money, our chances of winning will be much greater......"

"Why are you making a copper rooster again, what are you doing with that thing?" When Wei Ergou heard that Uncle Li wanted a copper rooster again, firstly, he felt that that thing was unavoidable, and it was too late to pour it now, and secondly, he didn't know what Uncle Li wanted to do with that thing, if he broke his front teeth to satisfy his hunger, he wouldn't be able to bite a bite of meat.

"What do you know, this copper rooster is a smart feng shui auspicious treasure, and in the hexagram three people, they are Geng, You, Xin, its unitary, it is the five elements of the golden chicken, so the use of the golden rooster to restrain the broken army star, is the most reasonable, the Taoist classics in the "golden rooster system to break the army" is the reason. And the five elements belong to gold, and the power of copper to absorb the aura is far better than gold and silver, so it is very suitable to use the copper rooster to restrain the summoned Shenhu General who is like a fierce star of the army, so ah, the immortal is not everything, and he also has his life and weakness. Uncle Li twisted a few strands of rat whiskers, and began to stink again.