Xiao Yu did not hesitate to refuse the invitation of these soldiers, and under the gaze of the soldiers "you are so stupid", he went to catch fish with empty eyes.

To be reasonable, he has never eaten food such as bats and spiders since he was a child, and he doesn't even know what it tastes like.

And he was sure that he wouldn't want to know in the future.

Soon, the sky was completely dark, Xiao Yu finally filled his stomach, thinking that he could take a good rest, but it turned out that he still didn't understand the enthusiasm of these people.

Because these GIs actually danced around the campfire in the center of the field!

Their dance steps are very peculiar, as if the ground under their feet is very smooth, and they have to walk forward, giving people the illusion of floating, this footwork is originated from those primitive black tribes after celebrating their victory, known as the dance of the hunt, and derived from the famous Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, which is famous for its strange and unpredictable.

However, it also incorporates some tap dance techniques, so it looks rough and delicate, with a unique and indescribable strange beauty.

The evening breeze is light, the forest waves are undulating, and the moon shadow is swaying.

Night, moon, and dance form a bizarre and unforgettable picture.

I don't know if it's because the noise of the crowd is too loud, but the air soon has a hot smell, and something in the forest seems to be awakened. Accompanied by a squeaky scream, from static to moving, there was a sudden buzz of thousands of flapping wings.

"What the hell?!"

Xiao Yu was startled and stepped back. Then he saw a black shadow the size of a basin flash by, squeaking and screaming over his head.

Bang!

The smoke filled the air, and a bullet burst out of the chamber. The air burst into a cloud of blood, and the dark shadow screamed in pain and fell.

A soldier rushed over with three steps as two steps, smashed the butt of a gun, and said with a smile:

"Okay, now it's time to add food."

Xiao Yu only realized at this time that this thing turned out to be a fluffy bat.

Although this guy was shot, he was still not dead, and he was still struggling with the soldier's hands, and he could vaguely see sharp teeth in his mouth, and even his wings had claws that had not yet degenerated.

(For a reason, bats are viviparous mammals, not birds.) It is found all over the world, and even in East Asia, it is still a special cuisine. ）

Seeing this thing, Xiao Yu immediately reacted, what was the master in the sky who was buzzing like thunder, and he couldn't help but feel a little numb. These creatures, which usually only haunt at dusk or at night, do not have good eyesight, and have strange habits, which inevitably leave many bad impressions of fear in the human mind. Xiao Yu is also not exempt from vulgarity.

Seeing that Xiao Yu's face was not good, the soldier laughed and comforted:

"There is a wild fruit forest near here, and there are many fruit bats living in it, and we usually go to catch some of them for tooth sacrifices...... Rest assured, bats usually don't attack people on their own initiative. Let me tell you, the bat wings taste better than a steak when grilled! You'll regret missing it. ”

“…… Hehe. Xiao Yu tugged at the corners of his mouth with empty eyes.

Enough is enough, can you still talk properly, you hide that bat behind your back, is it in your eyes, I will eat that bat alive! I'm not as heavy as you think!

As he spoke, Dr. Jones's cheap son suddenly attacked, snatched the rifle of the guard next to him, swept it around, and fled while everyone was holding their heads and squatting on the defensive.

The expression on the face of the female Soviet officer, named Irina, did not change, but the tightly pursed lips and clenched fists revealed the anger in her heart.

This woman, whether she speaks, acts, or even walks, is as precise and rigorous as an old-fashioned wall clock.

In fact, the woman has high cheekbones and a slightly hooked nose. The first impression of this aspect can only be described in four words: Eagle Eyes Wolf Look!

This adjective is not usually used to describe girls, but when used on this woman, Xiao Yu feels that it is quite appropriate. In fact, just by looking at her hair, you can see how meticulous and rigorous she is, otherwise how could she become the leader of KGB.

"Chase!"

In fact, before she gave the order, Xiao Yu had already quietly chased after her.

The goal of his big adventure this time is to obtain the final crystal skull, and he has the attribute of a road idiot, in this Amazon jungle, if there is no good guide to lead the way, he will definitely be blinded, and he can't even find the north...... Because the only way to do that is to hold Dr. Jones' thigh.

But soon, he realized that he didn't have to chase after him.

Because Dr. Jones and his good friend Marian actually fell into a dry sand pit......

"Huh? What's going on with you guys? Is this a quicksand bunker? Matt asked, widening his eyes.

"You have to know that a dry bunker is not the same as a quickbunker." Dr. Jones's legs had already fallen into the pit, and he still said seriously, "Quicksand is a mixture of sand, mud, and water, and depending on the viscosity, sometimes quicksand is not so terrible, and there is a chance to get out of trouble on your own." But under the dry bunker, there is actually a real bubble, and trying to break free from the dry bunker on your own is like lifting a car with your bare hands......"

Marian screamed, "Hey, Jones, we're not students, can you stop the class!" ”

"Okay." Indiana Jones sighed, "Don't worry, don't worry at all, unless ......"

Before he could finish speaking, the small dry sand pit suddenly seemed like a balloon had been popped, and a "poof" spewed out a stream of air mixed with sand.

Indiana Jones's voice sounded subconsciously: "...... Unless there is a vacuum collapse. ”

“……”

Everyone was silent.

Xiao Yu, who secretly saw this scene, was also speechless.

Your uncle, I didn't see that you still have the crow's mouth attribute! Therefore, you must not set a flag for yourself easily!

As the air currents under the dry bunker dissipated, the speed at which the two men sank increased dramatically.

"How, what to do?" Matt panicked.

"What about your uncle!" Dr. Jones finally couldn't calm down anymore and said loudly, "Hurry up and find something to pull us up, or go find someone to call for help!" ”

In less than a minute, Matt, the young man in a leather jacket, ran back, still carrying a "rope" in his hand.

Take a closer look, Xiao Yu's scalp is about to explode!

Then where is the rope of his meow, it is clearly a giant snake five or six meters long and the thickness of the arm!

Marian was not afraid, and quickly grabbed the snake and climbed up.

When it was Dr. Jones's turn, Xiao Yu found out that this thing was actually afraid of snakes, and his old face turned white with fright.

The hat on his head was trembling slightly, and he tried to tilt his head back: "Change one, change the rope!" ”

Matt scratched his head and said impatiently: "There is no department store here, where can I find a rope for you, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and pull it!" ”

"It's a rat snake, it's non-venomous."

Dr. Jones gritted his teeth and said, "The rat snake is not that big!" ”

"Maybe this food is abundant, so it's very big and fat, let's not argue about this, okay?!" Matt exclaimed, "Catch this snake!" ”

However, Dr. Jones still couldn't get past the psychological hurdle, and he didn't dare to do anything.

At this time, Marian next to him hated iron and said: "Bastard, can you not always be so cowardly!" ”

"Whoever is timid, I just don't want to touch such a disgusting thing...... Dr. Jones argues with a white face.

Marian sighed and said:

"I'm angry when I look at you like this, and the unicorn arm can't help but have a seizure again......"

"Huh? Mom, when did you learn the unicorn arm? How did I not know? ”

"Smack!"

"Smack!!"

"Smack!!

"Do you know now?!" Marian snorted.

Dr. Jones was stunned, covered his face and said, "You—you dare to whip me?" ”

"What's wrong with you!" Marian gritted her teeth, "The old lady sees that you are underpumping, and if you don't smoke for a day, you will feel uncomfortable, right?" ”

Dr. Jones was furious, grabbed the serpent, and sprang out of the bunker, making a growl: "You slap again!" ”

Seeing this scene, all the friends in the live broadcast room burst into laughter-

"Just fold: 666, the time to slap your face."

"The surname is the flower monster me: girls are really the most terrifying creatures in the world, and I won't play with them anymore~~"

"Cute cat: Hahaha, my sister is laughing again! But sister likes it, some people just have to smoke! ”

"Sister Cat's Loyal Dog No. 1: Queen, don't pity me, please work hard!"

"I love Sister Cat: Upstairs is rough, Sister Cat is mine!"

"Yun Wuyuan: That, I always think it's not good to beat people in public, and I want a lady to ......"

"Eternal belly black: In fact, you can use a snake around his neck, and then pull it out like a radish and meow~~"

I'll go, it's too dark, this method is too rough, and my neck will be pulled out if I'm not careful!