"What kind of eyes are you? Fool!

Follow me and let me teach you the correct YY posture. ”

Seeing Kasuga with a puppy that seems to be injured...... No, the injured beast-like eyes looked at him, and Ji Feng knew that she must have been thinking too much. However, Ji Feng just chuckled at her, didn't explain anything at all, and directly beckoned her to go downstairs.

“……”

Although Haruhi's mouth was so pouting that she could barely hold a mechanical pencil, she still silently followed Ji Feng. If it was usual, she would have chased Ji Feng and asked what the hell "YY" was, but now she has become a closed-mouthed gourd who can't speak.

"Look at the main entrance of the teaching building, what do you say is the use of investigating the main entrance?"

Standing behind the rows of shoe boxes in the hall on the first floor, Ji Feng crossed his hands in front of him, and raised his chin with a bit of arrogance to signal Kasuga to look at the open glass door of the teaching building.

At this time, it was the recess of the first class, and no students changed their shoes and left through the main entrance. The sunlight outside the gate shines all the way to the middle of the shoebox, and at first glance it looks like a light door that is constantly emitting light.

Kasuga hesitated for a moment, and then realized that he had lost the upper hand in his momentum, so he hurriedly crossed his hands in front of him like Ji Feng, raised his chin and replied with disdain:

"Hmph...... What's so hard about that?

See that light curtain? Maybe the moment the sunlight hits a certain angle, the other side of the light curtain will continue to some other world - so this may be the gateway to another world, and of course we must investigate it carefully! ”

As she spoke, Spring seemed to be really energetic, if she wasn't messing with Ji Feng, she would definitely have pulled Ji Feng to measure the angle of the sun by now.

However, Ji Feng scoffed at her unreliable brain hole, this kind of setting will be sprayed even if it only appears at the beginning of the crossing text, and now he wants to let Haruhi experience the bite of him, a "poisonous snake lurking in the depths of the book review area":

"Idiot! How likely are you? One in 100 million? One in 10 billion? Or is it one in a trillion?

How often do you say a particular angle appear? One day? A month for a year? Or a year?

Have you done a survey before, and every once in a while there is news that students suddenly disappear in broad daylight?

If not, how do you want to investigate? Get a pendulum device to put at the doorway, let the pendulum pass through the door line every second, and then get a camera to record the pendulum device all the time? ”

"What, what's wrong?

If you can't completely deny this possibility, then the probability is not zero, which means that there is still such a possibility!

But we certainly can't waste too much time on this one small possibility, so ...... It's probably a simple look and leave, and then we will investigate further when there are rumors that a student suddenly disappeared near the gate. ”

Regarding Ji Feng's continuous questioning like a machine gun, although Haruhi was very tough verbally, her eyes had moved to the corner of the wall where the sun did not shine.

Haruhi Suzumiya is not a fool, she doesn't have to study hard, and her grades have always been at the top, otherwise this society would not be so tolerant of her problem children.

However, she often does a lot of stupid things that are not logically defensible, and she is very stupid and naïve to believe in some small possibility that can already be regarded as an "impossible event" in probability, probably because she wants to believe it this way, right? Otherwise, wouldn't the world be too boring?

"Stupid, YY doesn't play like you. This kind of fantasy of yours is no different from dreaming, even if everyone can't deny that this almost impossible possibility really exists, but would a normal person chase a fantasy that is impossible to achieve in his heart? ”

Looking at Haruhi's stubborn side face, Ji Feng shook his head gently, and then asked again in a gentle tone:

"Survivalist, you know, right?"

"Hmph...... Don't underestimate me, of course I do! It's Survivalist, a group of people who have been exercising, stockpiling supplies, learning about survival in the wild, conducting survival training and even live-fire training because they are worried about the outbreak of nuclear war and other global disasters, whether it is Japan or foreign countries, but it is the most common in the United States. ”

For this kind of posture that ordinary people don't know or not, Suzumiya Haruhi is very clear, but even Ji Feng hopes that her spiritual head can be used more where it should be used.

Since Kasuga knows something about survivalists, then Ji Feng doesn't need to say more, he nodded at Kasuga with satisfaction, and then explained in detail:

"Compared to your boundless delusions, survivalists are more reliable.

If you're just thinking about it there, you might as well figure out how to survive the zombie virus outbreak school.

For example, the glass door at the main entrance of the teaching building, the first thing you have to investigate is its opening time - if the door is actually locked during our classes, then we can't choose to escape from the main entrance after the zombie virus outbreak.

Secondly, you can also investigate the strength of the door - if we are going to hold on to the school, if we are going to hold on to the school, if we close these two glass doors, if we can nail some wooden reinforcement to keep the zombies out, or if we can easily smash the door glass if we have to escape through the closed main entrance.

The same is true for the rest of the school, where instead of investigating the horror rumors of the Seven Incredible Campus, or trying to find the Gundam secretly built by the Self-Defense Force in the sports warehouse, or the magic circle that summons Lucifer on the rooftop; It's better to look for a magic array in your own warehouse to summon the Servant, and go to the rooftop of the school to wait for the general-purpose final battle humanoid weapon pilot who suddenly falls from the sky. ”

"Uh...... Is there a difference between what you say and what I say? You're talking about just movies or animations! ”

Haruhi, who originally thought that Ji Feng had expressed some lofty opinions, was very unconvinced after listening to his "earnest teaching", and his originally weak eyes immediately turned to stare at Ji Feng's face, and his two good-looking eyebrows were raised high, as if he was saying, "If I can't make a reasonable explanation, I will never spare you".

However, Ji Feng did not show the slightest expression of weakness even now, he turned around with a serious face, and said to her in a very positive tone in front of the spring day with a dangerous light in his eyes:

"There is a difference! Because I'm talking about a scenario that we are likely to experience later, and you're just talking nonsense. ”