Wu Song looked back at Li Xiang and asked him to make up his mind. Li Xiang took a few steps forward and said: "Flower monk Lu Zhishen is really not a cruel and tyrannical person. Since the master is willing to turn enemies into friends, we naturally don't want to fight to the death with the master. It just so happens that our family has no place to stay, and we want to join you in Erlongshan, I don't know if it's possible? ”

I was still fighting just now, and I was about to join the gang as soon as I turned my face, this was a divine turn, and even a guy with big nerves like Lu Zhishen was stunned. But he was not ashamed of being a rough nerve, and then laughed and said, "Good! Brother Wu is willing to join the gang, I can't ask for it! Ladies and gentlemen......"

Without waiting for him to finish speaking, Yang Zhi next to him tugged at his sleeve and said in a low voice: "Brother, this Wu Song just killed Zhang Qing and his wife and came to join the gang, I'm afraid that there will be fraud in it!" ”

Lu Zhishen didn't speak in a low voice, waved his sleeves, and said in a rough voice: "What is the fraud?" Brother Wu is definitely not that kind of person! Listen to me, all of you, please go up the mountain. Little ones, kill pigs and sheep for me, and welcome the Wu brothers to join Erlongshan! ”

In these days, those who are willing to be bandits are people who can't survive, and as long as they have a stutter, they dare to sell their lives. Now that Lu Zhishen said that he wanted to kill pigs and sheep, who still remembers the embarrassing blood feud that was beaten by the other party just now? They all happily shouted and returned to the cottage.

Li Xiang led the horse to follow Lu Zhishen and the others up the mountain, and Wu Dalang came over and asked in a low voice: "Sister-in-law, that Mang monk won't make us up the mountain and make a sudden move, right?" Why do I think this is so bizarre? ”

Li Xiang chuckled and said: "That's because you don't know Lu Zhishen's temperament, if he wants to be hostile to someone, he will directly kill him." And not some kind of trickery. Rest assured, now he nodded. Let's live in peace in Erlong Mountain. ”

Wu Dalang had already been very convinced of Li Xiang, since he had said so. Wu Dalang also let go of his worries. Anyway, with Li Xiang here, even if there is anything, Li Xiang can settle it. Even if it's uneven, everyone dies together, that's not bad.

The Juyi Hall of Erlongshan was originally a temple called Baozhu Temple. Although Lu Zhishen is also a monk, he is a wine and meat monk, and the bandits who originally occupied this place will not maintain it. Therefore, at this time, the Baozhu Temple has long lost the solemn atmosphere of the treasure phase, and only the recklessness remains.

After entering the temple, Lu Zhishen first arranged for Li Xiang, Wu Dalang and others to stay, and then dragged Wu Song to drink. In Lu Zhishen's eyes, Li Xiang and them are just vassals of Wu Song, and they are not worth paying attention to. But how dare Wu Song snub Li Xiang? hurriedly explained to Lu Zhishen and told him what kind of person Li Xiang was. When Lu Zhishen heard that Wu Song's martial arts were all taught by Li Xiang, he was taken aback, and hurriedly respectfully invited Li Xiang. But I invited Li Xiang. You can't help but invite Wu Dalang, and Wu Dalang is a cowardly ordinary person, which makes Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi frown a little, and they don't know what to do.

In the end, Li Xiang said: "Since we are sheltered in Erlong Mountain. Nature can't just eat and not do things. Fortunately, my eldest brother's cooking skills are not bad, and the restaurant opened by my family before going up the mountain is supported by him. Now that you're on the mountain, let him be in charge of the food in the cottage. ”

Li Xiang said. It is the meaning of letting Wu Dalang also be a leader. But how dare Wu Dalang be on a par with these murderers? hurriedly excused himself: "It's no problem for me to fix the food, but forget about the chair or something." How can a person like me be compared to other heroes? ”

Li Xiang saw Wu Dalang say this. knew that it was really difficult for him to be the leader of the bandits, so he nodded and said, "That's fine, even if it's a small leader." And me, when I was down the mountain, I was the shopkeeper of our restaurant, and I would be in charge of the money and food of the cottage in the future. Like my eldest brother, just be a little boss. ”

Lu Zhishen nodded and said, "Okay, this is a good idea!" The chef of a restaurant is responsible for the food of the cottage, and we are in good luck. has the sister-in-law, the housekeeper, and the big mess in the cottage is also managed. That's it! ”

After determining everyone's positions, Wu Dalang felt that he should behave, so he took the initiative to say: "Since I am in charge of the food in the cottage, then this banquet will depend on me!" Although my skills are also taught by my sister-in-law, I am also better than ordinary people, so let the eldest leader and the second leader taste my skills. ”

Since Wu Dalang is so active, Lu Zhishen and the others are naturally willing to fulfill him. As for the concern that Wu Dalang might be poisoned, it is actually unnecessary. Except for Wu Dalang in the kitchen, the others are all copycat people, and dozens of pairs of eyes are staring at it. If they are all poisoned by Wu Dalang in this way, they don't mix.

With Wu Dalang presiding over the kitchen, more than a dozen tables of banquets were quickly made. Of course, the banquets of the little minions should be more unrestrained, and the banquets of the leaders should be more exquisite. But whether it is unrestrained or delicate, the taste is very good. These **** bandits who can survive by eating grass are all gluttonous, and they don't want to kill them, and they can't even take care of their favorite drinks, so they eat first.

The little minions below are like this, and Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi are not much better. Wu Dalang's craftsmanship at this time, even if he goes to Bianliang, Tokyo, he can stand in any big restaurant. And Lu Zhishen is a monk, and Yang Zhi is a down-and-out officer, how can he have the ability to spend money in a big restaurant? Once in a while, it's enough to taste it with a big guy for a long time. I didn't expect that now that the grass has fallen into the grass, I can still taste such a delicious taste, and naturally I am very happy to eat.

Fortunately, Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi are not people with weak willpower, and a little food can't fully attract their attention, after all, this banquet is to give Wu Song and them a catch. So while eating and drinking, I also asked why they came here. Wu Song did not hide it and told them all about their experiences.

Among them, Li Xiang was emphasized, although he was strong in martial arts and would never be soft in killing the wicked, but he was also merciful, and found that Zhang Qingsun Erniang and his wife actually used human meat to make steamed bun filling, and they were immediately furious, so they killed the couple.

In order to prove the legitimacy of Li Xiang's behavior, Wu Song also talked about the Taoist flying centipede he met on Centipede Ridge, and he teased Li Xiang without knowing whether he was alive or dead, but Li Xiang just captured him, but did not kill him, but found the lair of the flying centipede, rescued a woman and a boy, and determined that the flying centipede was indeed extremely evil, so he cut off his head with a knife.

For men like Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi who are fighting, human life is not worth anything at all, what is it to kill someone casually? But they are not murderous demon kings who treat human life like a mustard, so after seeing Li Xiang's style of acting, they couldn't help but be silent for a long time, feeling that although Li Xiang seemed to be a little grinding, he could act reasonably, and people could have nothing to say anywhere.

For example, Lu Zhishen, he was accidentally overturned by Sun Erniang, and was later let go by Zhang Qing, and had to admit their favor. However, now that I heard that they were killed by Li Xiang, and that they had made Sun Erniang into steamed bun stuffing in their own way, they really hated Li Xiang in their hearts. Who let their husbands and wives always make others into steamed bun fillings! There is even a feeling in my heart that "they have finally been punished".

Since he couldn't resent Li Xiang, Lu Zhishen quickly let go, picked up the wine bowl and said: "It turns out that the sister-in-law is a young woman who doesn't let her eyebrows go, and the Sprinkle family has been disrespectful before, so I used this bowl of wine to make amends to my sister-in-law!" ”

As he spoke, Lu Zhishen drank a bowl of wine in one gulp. Li Xiang was infected by his arrogance, and forgot his decision to pretend to be a lady, and said with a smile: "The big boss is polite, but the little sister doesn't dare to be it." I'll drink a bowl with you! ”

Seeing that Li Xiang also drank dry, Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi both applauded, and immediately asked people to pour wine and compete with Li Xiang. Wu Song saw that Li Xiang was a rival to Lu Zhishen and Yang Zhi, so he immediately quit and inserted the wine bowl. So the two sides went two against two and began to fight for wine.

The four of them were so happy to drink that they got carried away for a while, and they all showed the style of heroes in the rivers and lakes. Lu Zhishen stripped off his shirt and shouted loudly shirtless, the cyan birthmark on Yang Zhi's face began to turn purple from drinking, although Wu Song did not take off his shirt, he also untied his shirt, revealing his majestic chest. Li Xiang is the most reserved, but he rolled up his two sleeves, revealing two white and tender lotus arms, and Lu Zhishen's "five heads, six, six, six", and his voice was louder than the other.

On this occasion, Wu Dalang became a little transparent, just drinking and eating food silently. Without waiting for Li Xiang and the others to get drunk, he got drunk first.

Finding that Wu Dalang was drunk, Li Xiang remembered to ignore him. So he hurriedly confessed to the others, picked up Wu Dalang and sent him back to the room. Looking at Li Xiang's back, Lu Zhishen couldn't help but say: "Brother Wu, although I am not sure how your sister-in-law's martial arts are, but with this boldness that does not allow her eyebrows, she is an admirable woman." To say something offensive, your eldest brother is not worthy of her. ”

Wu Song sighed and said, "Why don't our brothers know? Especially my eldest brother, he is very inferior in front of his sister-in-law, but he admires him very much, they are obviously husband and wife, but they dare not say anything, who can understand the bitterness in his heart? ”

Yang Zhi said strangely: "Since they are husband and wife, what else is there to say?" Isn't it the right thing for a husband to love his wife? ”

Wu Song shook his head and said: "My sister-in-law not only has the color of captivating the city and the country, but also can be literate and martial, and her courage is extraordinary, what kind of man can't you find?" She herself once told me frankly that the reason why she married my eldest brother was because she saw that my eldest brother was honest and wanted a name. So far, they haven't had a round house, what kind of husband and wife are they? However, my sister-in-law is really good to my eldest brother, not only teaching him cooking, but also marrying more than a dozen concubines for him. But my eldest brother only has a sister-in-law in his heart, and he disdains those concubines, so he has no heirs so far. Alas......"

Lu Zhishen, an open-mouthed guy, shouted impatiently: "Since your sister-in-law doesn't have your eldest brother in her heart, why do you have to make do?" I think Brother Wu, you are not only strong in martial arts, but also a talent, and your sister-in-law is a good match, you ......"

Wu Song hurriedly waved his hand in fright and said, "My sister-in-law and I are called uncle and sister-in-law, we are really masters and apprentices, how dare I have such disrespectful thoughts?" …… What's more, my sister-in-law doesn't look down on my eldest brother, and she also looks down on me. (To be continued.) )