Section 64 Draw the red line and build a magpie bridge?!

It's been more than half a month, and in addition to getting acquainted with a few beauties in the office, most of the five or six colleagues in the unit are still in a state of familiarity.

However, as the only man in the office, Five or Six is really disturbed.

"Five or six, how old are you?"

"Five or six, how tall are you?"

"Five or six, how much are you around?"

"Five or six, have you ever been in love?"

"Five or six, when was the first time you liked a girl?"

"Five or six, who do you think is the most beautiful in the office?"

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It's really unbearable to ask five or six questions like this, and I have to answer them with a smile.

Of course, he has been silent about his marital status, and his unified reply is: no object, no wife, no children.

Of course, the most unbearable thing for five or six is not these gossips about themselves.

Women, gossip points, it's nature, normal, for thousands of years, it's the same.

However, when a group of women discuss each other's measurements, menstruation, childbirth, breastfeeding and other topics in front of you, five or six really want to dig a hole in the ground and bury themselves, or simply knock themselves out with a brick.

And every now and then, looking at five or six people with red faces and thick necks, a group of women will laugh.

What's more, people like Director Zhang and Sister Tong, who are already baby fuckers, will smile and ask five or six: "Look at our office, whose circumference do you feel the most?" ”

Every time I was scared five or six, I could only get up in a panic and use the excuse of the toilet to escape as far as I could.

However, even when he went to the toilet, he could hear the insolent laughter of such a group of women who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

Women, still not cute before getting married and having children.

Although Sister Ji is thin and tall, she still looks like a student, but she is already a mother of two children. I really have to admire the greatness of mother's love, how did she think of having twins when she was so thin. You must know that although it is just copying your own program, it has a deep impact on your physical and mental condition.

Sister Peng, although she has been married for two years, she is serious and hardworking, and she looks no different from a little girl. However, it is said that the young couple is working hard to save unpaid labor and prepare to have a baby of their own.

This little girl with candy grains is very cute, but it's sometimes a little unreasonable, and the eldest lady has a good temper, and it is said that the background is also good. However, people have a small partner, it seems to be the director of a state unit, and he plans to get married at the end of this year and early next year.

It's also strange that the women here are much more normal than the women in Dudao City, not so much gorgeous and impetuous, simple, how good.

After all, Ah Xiaohua is the best: although she is a little fat, she is just a little fat, and she is quite cute; She is enthusiastic and helpful, and whoever encounters something will think of her for the first time, and she will not refuse to come; There is also a little confusion, and I often make some mistakes that are more than two, although I don't make big mistakes, but I also make small mistakes.

The most important thing is that Wuliu loves her smile, so sweet, so beautiful, so pure, it seems that she has not experienced wind, frost, rain and snow, so natural.

Five or six also love her voice, sweet, and there is a natural breath in it, which makes people's hearts melt and their legs are soft.

Wait, five or six suddenly sobered up, "love"? How did you just use this word?

No matter how you hide it, after all, you are already married and have children, and one day, this matter will be exposed. Now, how can I have "love" for a little girl, such a pure, beautiful, kind and lovely little girl?

Five or six looked at Ah Yuhua, who was frowning and working the other side, and his heart was in chaos.

"Hey, five-six, what are you thinking?" There was a sudden roar, interrupting Five or Six's train of thought.

Retracting his chaotic thoughts, he saw that there was a candy cube standing on his right hand, with a look of anger on his face, and he almost didn't burn five or six.

Five or Six hurriedly smiled flatteringly: "What's the matter, our cute candy, why are you so angry?" "For women, you must coax. This is the most useful thing that I have learned in five or six months and a half.

After five or six of the candy grains were touted, the anger dissipated a little: "What's the matter with you?" I called you a few times, but you couldn't hear me? What are you thinking? However, Juanxiu's eyebrows were still twisted.

Five or six hurriedly shook his head: "Absolutely nothing." Miss Candy shouted, promising to answer on call, who dared not to agree, I took the lead in killing him. Five and six looked solemn, causing the candy grains to laugh "poof".

"Alright, I'll let you go. Oh, sort out this material, and people will urge us to pay for it. Throwing the pile of paper materials to Five, Six, Miss Candy went back to her desk satisfied.

Five or six breathed a sigh of relief.

He secretly raised his eyelids, and saw Ah Xiaohua on the opposite side looking at him and smiling slightly, a pair of big eyes turned into two curved moons, how cute the beautiful dimples looked.

Seeing that Ah Xiaohua on the opposite side lowered his head and was busy with work, Wu Liu also lowered his head and began to sort out the materials at hand: the state unit is different, and it has to be paper. Paperless office is popular in other units, which is efficient and environmentally friendly.

Five or six, who were immersed in work, naturally didn't see it, behind the small door, four pairs of purring eyes, staring at his back, with calculations, understanding each other, as if they had finalized something.

"Jingle bell", the bell rings for the end of work, everyone packs up their things and prepares to get off work.

Five or six were naturally no exception, sorted out their things, said hello to Ah Yuhua, and got ready to get off work.

Every time before getting off work, I see Ah Xiaohua smiling with two bends of the moon and small dimples, and the fatigue of five or six days disappears.

"Hey, five or six, I said you're a kid, you're a big friend, right?" The sound of candy grains suddenly sounded in the back of his head.

Five or six hurriedly turned around: "What's the matter, who upset our Miss Candy?" I'll cut him off. ”

Candy stared at Ah Yu Hua with a wicked smile, and saw that Ah Yu Hua's face was red: "What do you say, Ah Yu Hua?" Let's have an office where there is a person who is heavy on color and light on friends. Every time he gets off work, he only knows how to say hello to one person, and everyone else has to see him, and he remembers, "Oh, yes, there are other people in the office who need to get off work." In someone's eyes, except for you, everyone else seems to be transparent. ”

The deliberate voice of the candy grains laughed at the women, but Ah Xiaohua's face was as red as if it was about to ooze blood, red and fluttering, like a big apple, and five or six really wanted to take a bite.

Five or six spirits quickly withdrew their minds, and the eyes of the other people looking at them became even more weird: "Oh, what are you all doing?" Don't get off work? What are you doing all around? After work, after work, go home and cook for my husband. ”

Sister Tong spoke: "Don't be in a hurry, our unit gets off work early, it's not bad for a while." In a word, there was no laughing, but once it involved Wuliu and Ah Xiaohua, everyone laughed again. Now, they like to joke about Wuliu and Ah Xiaohua the most.

Five or six scratched his head, looked at Ah Xiaohua, who lowered his head and didn't know how to be good, and felt distressed: "That, you are not in a hurry to go home to cook, I am a bachelor, I have to hurry home for dinner." ”

Director Zhang spoke: "That's right, you are a bachelor, and your cooking skills are definitely not very good." Let's do this way, let's have dinner in the office tonight, which can be regarded as a welcome for five or six to welcome newcomers. What do you think? ”

"Long live the director!" Before the person could speak, the others began to chant long live, and then contacted the family one after another.

Wuliu scratched his head, ignoring the banning eyes of the people around him, moved to Ah Xiaohua step by step, and asked her in a low voice: "That, you don't need to contact your family?" ”

Ah Xiaohua's voice was shy and timid, and the corners of her clothes were about to be torn by her: "I live in the dormitory of the unit, alone." ”

Generally, people like five or six are transferred from the following places, and they generally choose accommodation. Because, the amount of labor consumed by cross-city transmission is too large, and a month's income is not enough to pay. And if you come by yourself, it will take too long. Therefore, the vast majority of people, when they can buy a house, will choose to live in a flat.

Of course, five or six exceptions.

Five or six scratched their heads, standing next to Ah Xiaohua, a heart "poof, poof, poof" and jumping, as if there were a lot of things to say, but they couldn't say a word.

By the time the women had tidied up their things and walked out of the building, the colorful street lights were already on.

Five or six years ago, looking at the eight big characters of "Planet Water Management Headquarters" flashing on the top of the dilapidated building, for a while, I felt that I couldn't tell where I was: This should have been established when the earthlings came over, right? But now? The human beings on the earth have to hide, and they dare not tell the people around them their true identity.

"Let's go?" Ah Xiaohua looked at the confused five or six, struggled for a long time, and finally, in the smile on the faces of his colleagues, he blushed and pulled the corner of five or six's clothes.

Five or six came back to his senses, looked at the shy Ah Xiaohua in front of him, smiled slightly, and suddenly returned to reality: "Let's go." ”

A group of people, walking and walking, Director Zhang suddenly spoke: "By the way, I still have some business, I will go first with Xiaotong, you have a good meal." Then, without waiting for Wuliu and Ah Xiaohua to react, they got into the fast lane next to them and left?

Five or six blinked, I always felt that something was wrong, but I couldn't think of a reason.

Then, a group of people, walking and walking, Sister Peng suddenly spoke: "By the way, I have to buy something, Xiao Ji, Xiao Tang, you can accompany me." ”

Sister Ji and Candy Grains nodded without hesitation, didn't say hello to five or six of them, and turned to the fast lane next to them, just like that, go?

Wuliu and Ah Yuhua looked at each other, and they didn't know what to do for a while in the constant speed lane.

It's so obvious, if the two of them don't understand, they're really stupid: this is an obvious red line and a bridge!