Chapter 33: The Grinding Goblin
"Oh? Is there such a thing? It's not like you're trying to use me to get rid of the thorn in your eye, are you? The Bull Demon King was secretly thinking and speculating.
Cheng Chen secretly sighed that this bull demon king is not stupid, it seems that the monster who has been doing it for so many years does not rely solely on brute force, but the brute bull is destined to be a brute bull. Cheng Chen changed his embarrassed expression and stood up, since he didn't like flattery, he simply tried himself..."Could it be that the king is afraid of other goblins?" That's why I don't believe in my strength here, and I'm worried about being calculated by my weak ant? ”
A contemptuous tone, a provocative expression. The strong are naturally afraid of being underestimated. Therefore, the Bull Demon King was furious! "What do you say?! I dominate among the Bull Demon King and monsters, whoever dares to shake my reputation, I will let him be broken into ten thousand pieces! ”
Cheng Chen saw that the Bull Demon King's palms were clenched, and the long hair on his body trembled slightly.
Mengyun and Mengfei behind them didn't know what was going on, but seeing Cheng Chen at this moment was like seeing hope.
Princess Iron Fan and Cheng Chen glanced at each other and reached a tacit understanding.
'Lock on to Cheng Chen, ready to fire!' ’
A familiar sharp voice struck, and Cheng Chen noticed that something was wrong.
"Ahh Be careful! ”
Dai Thirteen between Cheng Chen's legs held a pistol in his right hand and pulled the trigger, aiming at Cheng Chen's bull's-eye.
"Holy!" This guy is going to abolish himself?
He appeared extremely suddenly, and Cheng Chen reacted quickly and synchronized with the system.
'System prompt: Turn the muzzle of the gun to aim at yourself. ’
The simulated system sound hit, and Dai Thirteen stopped moving, and mechanically slowed down.
Cheng Chen took the opportunity to quickly run behind the Bull Demon King, "King! That's him! You want to grab Tang monk meat with us! ”
The analog sound disappeared, and Dai Thirteen stood up, clenched his hands into fists and slammed his temples twice, "Bang, bang." ”
"Okay, it's you, a monster, who actually want to rob Tang monk's meat? I'd like to see how good you are! The Bull Demon King rushed forward and stepped on Dai Thirteen's neck, and held the three-pronged dry ** into Dai Thirteen's chest with his backhand.
'The system prompts, there is an obstacle, remove the obstacle. ’
The command displayed on the mirror, the power of the trident on the body was strong, but it did not pierce the thirteenth cent.
"This? What's going on! ”
His weapon failed to damage the enemy by half a point, the Bull Demon King panicked slightly, Cheng Chen can use the radio wave jammer to help him now, but the essence of the person is that he is not hungry, you give him a bowl of rice, he thinks that you are profitable, on the contrary, when he is hungry, you give him half a bowl of rice, he regards you as a great benefactor.
"Cheng Chen, you won't really kill him, will you? After all, we are husband and wife..."Although the princess of the iron fan was cold, she still remembered the old love after all.
Cheng Chen sneered, "Don't worry, I will only help you get what you deserve." I do things in a measured way. Believe me. ”
Such a confident and wise man, Princess Iron Fan is full of infatuation and likes more and more.
"Ahh Dai Thirteen kicked on the splendid mountain velvet armor in front of the Bull Demon King, and the powerful Bull Demon King flew out dozens of meters upside down and smashed into the monsters behind him.
"King, King!" The demons shouted in panic.
The Bull Demon King stood up from the demon mat, looked at Dai Thirteen who had turned over, and said angrily, "Very good, it turned out to be a stone demon!" See that I do not break your stone! ”
Cheng Chen secretly sighed that the people in this world thought so simply, the hard one can become a stone demon, and the soft one can become a banana demon.
The words were about to fall, and the Bull Demon King rushed towards the thirteenth generation,
'Destroy obstacles, destroy obstacles. ’
In the face of the powerful fist that swung in, Dai Thirteen punched to resist, and the two fists collided "Click!" ”
The sound of the Bull Demon King's bones breaking, and the thirteen or fifteen fingers were crushed.
"Ah!!h The Bull Demon King was brute force, grabbed Dai Thirteen's hair with one hand, hit Dai Thirteen's lower abdomen with his knees, and then threw Dai Thirteen's clothes to the side!
'Thorn' clothes were torn hard.
'System prompt: the functions are slightly lost, and the data analysis ......'
The data sound that stopped abruptly, Cheng Chen's own fake reincarnation ring had been installed with an electric wave jammer. Invisibly, a powerful network has been spread out!
'System analysis: The body functions are strong and can explode the chrysanthemum of the Bull Demon King. Turn on Coquettish Mode. ’
Dai Thirteen couldn't help but stretch out the tip of his tongue and lick his dry and cold lips, ignoring the dust on the leather surface, and turned his head to look at the Bull Demon King who pounced.
"Humph! Kick your head out! The Bull Demon King shouted angrily, and there were more than fifty big feet stepping on Dai Thirteen's head.
The reaction was extremely sharp, and Dai Thirteen's left arm grabbed the calf of the Bull Demon King, causing it to fall unsteadily in the center.
"Poof~" The battle was fierce and dusty, and it couldn't stop the enthusiasm of Dai Thirteen, who turned over and pressed the Bull Demon King and took off his splendid velvet armor.
"Holy! Are you trying to steal my gear? The Bull Demon King couldn't spare him even more, and waved his fist and smashed it into the side face of Dai Thirteen, who was lying on top of him.
Dai Thirteen's enthusiasm was undiminished, his side face was slightly sunken, and in turn he continued to untie the three strands of the Bull Demon King's silk-saving lion belt.
The Bull Demon King secretly said that it is not good, this goods? You can't just want to sleep with yourself, do you?
"Hey! Ay! Don't touch my belt! The Bull Demon King roared angrily, the first time he saw such an abrasive goblin, the Bull Demon King exclaimed, "Help!" Help me~! ”
The manpower on his body is too big to get rid of it at all! If you continue like this, your body will not be protected!
Cheng Chen watched all this quietly with a smile on the side, and Meng Yun and Meng Fei couldn't help laughing, "Hahaha." ”
"Stinky cow, what are you doing?! You won't let go of the male goblin, you're still not a goblin! Princess Iron Fan retorted.
Cheng Chen saw that he was almost playing, and his face instantly panicked, "King!" I'm here to save you! ”
Clenching the blood-sucking short sword, Cheng Chen seemed to be heroic and fearless and rushed forward.
The analog sound has long been perfectly matched again.
'System prompt: Capture the three-pronged dry fake stab target Cheng Chen. The voice in the ear of the thirteenth generation prompted. It's not moving enough to convince people that they don't get hurt at all.
Dai 13 took the trident of the Bull Demon King and turned over and stabbed Cheng Chen.
'System Prompt: Redeem a fake blood pack for three evil points. ’
"Poof!" A stream of blood flowed out of its own body, through the placket of his clothes, and dripped down the three prongs and landed on the face of the Bull Demon King behind the thirteenth generation.
"Little brother? Brother!! ”
"Great. King..."Cheng Chen's face was bitter, and his breathing was weak.
The Bull Demon King values affection and righteousness, and the horns are the hardest, and the anger value soars at this time. The thick tentacles of the Bull Demon King pierced into the neck of Dai Thirteen!
"Whew!"
A piece of horn protruded from the jaw of Dai Thirteen, which was reflected in Cheng Chen's eyes.
The system prompts you to fall asleep. 'Dai 13 closed his eyes, and all the systems in his body were forced to close.
Radio interference can only last for an hour, so the chip in his head must be removed within an hour. Apparently not now, though...
Meng Fei's face was anxious, but Meng Yun was calm and unfluctuating. Princess Iron Fan rushed forward and shouted, "Cheng Chen, are you okay?" …”
The Bull Demon King thought that Dai Thirteen was dead, pushed Dai Thirteen away, and stood up, "Come, I'll help you, there is a good healing medicine in my house." For your sake, I must be a brother to you! ”
The goal was achieved, and Cheng Chen was to move him so that he could use it. "This, I'm an ordinary person, how embarrassed... The King..."
Cheng Chen covered his lower abdomen and said with pain on his face.
"What ordinary is not ordinary! What matters is my brother's sacrifice for my spirit! Don't say more, it's settled! ”
The feeling of serving the Iron Fan Princess on the left and the Bull Demon King on the right is so cool.
"Then, I'll be reluctant to make it difficult, thank you, the king..."
Cheng Chen's right hand stretched out behind him and made a 'yes' gesture, which was reflected in Mengyun's eyes.
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