Chapter 9 The Illiterate Patrolman
Prepare the manuscript in advance for Shangguan who can't write script, and then only need to review and seal it to take effect, even if there are revisions, it won't take much time. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info as a partial hu, this kind of whisker and horse slapping doorway is naturally proficient, in the past, it was very popular under Guo Juan, and now it is naturally a wave of it. After a while, he handed the paper manuscript to Ren Song.
Originally, I saw him lying on the street writing hard, and I didn't know what kind of material the paper and ink were, but such a heavy rain didn't get a drop of water, Ren Song's heart was full of strangeness......
Obviously, this city god lord overestimated the cultural level of this top boss, although he could be regarded as a university graduate in the yang world, but he was a "illiterate" in the underworld, for Ren Song, not only could he not write the script, but he could not read a word.
Fortunately, a smart subordinate like Bihu can put Shangguan in an embarrassing situation, when he saw Ren Song's face unswerving, he immediately took back the paper and said: "Why don't I read it again, brother, how about you listen?" ”
Ren Song, who originally didn't know how to step down, nodded again and again when he heard this, and then he smiled strangely at him, and then picked up the book and read: "Ren Songling, the patrol envoy of the Lingguan Palace: Erdaoguan zombies are harmful, especially the Chenghuang Division of Zhengu County, and quickly dispatch five hundred Yin soldiers and Erdaoguan Chenghuang Hu to take charge of the corpse disaster!" After reading it, he said: "Just stamp the big seal underneath and it will take effect!" ”
"The Great Seal?" Ren Song was in a dilemma again......
"It's the token in your hand...... Brothers! Bihu reminded again: "You don't need to print mud, just poke it up......"
Scratching the back of his head, Ren Song smiled self-deprecatingly, he finally knew a lot, fortunately he met an acquaintance today, otherwise he would not know how many foreign appearances he would have in the future. "I advise you to learn the scriptures quickly, idiot itself, or there will be a time for you to cry in the future!" To pass the paper, pick up the token and poke it up. The guy next to him seemed very disappointed when he saw him like this......
"Wait!" The little red girl beside her suddenly opened her mouth to stop: "Brother Ren Song, it seems that there is a problem with the official document!" ”
"What's the problem?" Ren Song turned his head and asked.
"Absolutely! Don't worry, two! Before Sun Qiuhong could answer, he said with a smile on his face, and even shook his crooked neck. I don't know what I'm happy about.
"Hee-hee!" The girl on the side was not angry when she heard this, and looked at the nonsense with a smile: "Brother Hu, is it really okay?" Seeing him nod and say, "Then you can read it again!" After speaking, he turned his head to look at Ren Song.
"Just read it, no problem!" Without waiting for Ren Song to speak, the partial beard confidently recited: "Lingguan Hall patrols the road...... Ahh It's a mistake! As soon as he read the word "road", he reacted violently, and slapped it in the head: "It's the road patrol, why did I write it as a road patrol, if this is really seen by the Yin Si officials, it will be a big joke!" ......" As he spoke, he hurriedly took another blank piece of paper from his bosom and wrote it, and burned the original one to ashes.
Seeing that he wrote quite quickly, Ren Song on the side was very emotional, fortunately the careful little red girl was by her side today, so the mistakes in the document could be discovered in time, if it was as rough as himself, I was afraid that it would really be a joke.
"Haha, the stupid guy himself, I just remembered to learn now, it's too late!" In my mind, evil thoughts are distracted and troublesome. Ren Song simply ignored him, just looked at the Hulai Chenghuang writing on the street, although he didn't know any of the twists and turns on the above......
But after a while, Bihu got up again, read the document first, confirmed that it was correct, and read it again to Ren Song, after confirming that there was no typo, Ren Song took out the token and poked it on it, and a golden mark suddenly appeared on the paper.
Holding the paperwork with a happy face, he immediately tilted his neck and disappeared, Ren Song finally breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly found that he didn't know what to do next...... Immediately looked around, wanting to find the stuffy dragon brother to come down and ask.
"The stupid guy himself, the next step, naturally, is to retreat outside the town and wait, do you want to drench the little red girl?" The evil thoughts in his mind were distracted and said coldly.
"Get out!" Ren Song glanced back at the girl who was already drenched and wet, and naturally felt uncomfortable, but he was worried that something would happen in the town, but fortunately, the little girl was in good spirits, and when she looked around, she saw Ren Song looking at herself apologetically, smiled slightly, and shook Ren Song's hand lightly.
Seeing that Xiaohongmei was nothing unusual, the cowardly looked up again, trying to find the stuffy dragon, but after searching for a long time, there was no trace, so he simply shouted: "Brother Stuffy Dragon, where are you?" Stuffy Dragon......"
"Envoy, Xiao Ke's surname is Li Mingxin......" Behind him, the voice of the muffled dragon came: "If you want to find Xiao Ke, just call your name!" ”
Ren Song turned around when he heard this, but saw that the sullen dragon named Li Xin was still a little boy at this time, and looked at himself with a smile and said, "I don't know what advice the envoy has!" ”
"Hey, hey! The land of the city god has gone to adjust the Yin soldiers! After laughing dryly, Ren Song spoke: "I want to ask you, what should we do next?" ”
Hearing that reinforcements were coming, Li Xin's eyes lit up, and then he smiled and said: "Only if there are reinforcements, the rest of the matter will be simple, I will fight those few pure yang pills and will definitely drag them until they arrive." It is only half a day's journey from Zhengu County to here, plus the time to assemble the team...... It should be there tomorrow......" The more he spoke, the happier he became, but he forgot to answer Ren Song's question.
Seeing this, Ren Song hurriedly asked again, and this guy came back to his senses, looked at Sun Qiuhong, who was very embarrassed by the rain, and said to Ren Song: "The house here is full of poisonous corpses, so that Jun goes west, there is a building on the side of the road outside the town that is uninhabited, and you can rest there temporarily." ”
"Ugh!" Ren Song heard what he said, but he didn't expect it to be the same as what he said, he naturally knew about that building, originally there was a large factory area of the country's military industry, and when he was a child, he heard adults say, called how many mailboxes, but now he can't remember, it is said that he moved here in the fifties and sixties, and has something to do with the atomic bomb, and he used to prepare for war, so he moved into this deep mountain and old forest. Now that the whole country has moved back to the big cities, there are still many vacant buildings in the mountainous area......
Glancing at the little red girl beside him, Ren Song didn't want to insist any longer, so he took the girl and walked straight to the west of the town! In my head, distracting laughter continued! ……
(To be continued.) )