Chapter 43: The Coming "Exam"
Time flies, and the fifth-level exam that affects the life of the Asgardian people has passed, tepid, no surprise, no joy, for a guy like Ian, who is destined to play soy sauce in a huge warrior base even if he becomes a warrior, those teachers and students except friends will not care!
It's just that things never go exactly according to someone's wishes and follow the established trajectory, at least in the hearts of most people, Ian, who should have been unknown to everyone, stumbled all the way up to level seven, which is almost the dividing line between ordinary warriors and elites.
This year, it is the day of promotion to the eighth level, just like the policy of advocating quality education in the previous life, a person's tactical literacy determines whether the person relies on physical strength or head to fight in the war!
"Why did you choose to become a warrior in the first place?" Vostagg asked, now that he was 190 tall, and at nearly 20 years old, it seemed that the dwarven blood in his body had finally begun to awaken. The body shape has developed more and more horizontally over time, and the forearms are as thick as a large bottle of Coke!
Ian looked at him and shoved the untouched roast chicken in front of him, and the other party unceremoniously tore off a piece of chicken thigh. Ian said lightly, "Because I figured out something." ”
"What's the matter?"
"You can't plan for the future, and even if you're a soy sauce maker, you're likely to be caught in the future. Therefore, it seems that there is no use in blindly escaping, in this case, it is better to become stronger with your heart, so that when you are in trouble, you at least have the strength to pour yourself a glass of water. ”
Vostagg's action of biting the chicken leg froze suddenly, and his expression was full of puzzlement when he looked at Ian, "I can understand every word you say, but why don't you understand it at all?" ”
"That can only say that your IQ is heartbreaking, alas! I'm really worried about your eighth-level exam, and when we all become ninth-level and become legion commanders, how will you live without anyone taking care of you? Vandal suddenly appeared, patted Vostagg on the shoulder, and stroked him with a sad face. It's okay to be gentle like that, and those who don't know think he's teasing this fat man.
"Ahem! You...... Shut up...... Ahem! Wostagg choked as Ian had expected, and Vandal flashed as if he had succeeded in his treacherous scheme.
However, Vandall's concern is not unreasonable, and it is Chris who is the most reckless of all, but his recklessness is completely based on pride, which does not mean that he is stupid! As for Vostagg, his biggest problem is actually mania, whenever the battle comes, he always pulls the tomahawk into a circle with blood-red eyes, even if he encounters an opponent who is taller than himself, he still fights with strength. In Tom's words, it is to completely inherit the violent and savage genes of the dwarves!
Ian patted Vostagg on the shoulder and said, "Don't panic, although your tactical score is not too good, but you have reached the baseline, and you have a little confidence in yourself, I am optimistic about you!" ”
"Who? Who is afraid! The corners of Vostagg's mouth twitched hard, and the beard on his cheeks curled up. Ian struggled to hold back a smile, and for the first time he understood the meaning of blowing his beard and glaring.
Feeling shameless to be ridiculed by a man who had been at the bottom of the promotion exam for several years in a row, Vostagg simply picked up the chicken leg and walked away.
"This guy is still the same, and he starts eating like crazy as soon as he gets nervous, I really suspect that his body shape may have nothing to do with dwarf genes!" Tom snorted coldly and walked over to the side, looking at Vostagg's back full of disdain. Tom was already very handsome at this time, even if Ian didn't want to admit it, but his every move was full of aristocratic demeanor, and anyone who didn't know would have thought that he and Chris were brothers!
Ian shrugged, "Not everyone is as confident as you are. ”
Tom was a little proud when he heard this, and with his ability, he had never been taken seriously by him in the eighth-level exam, "What about you?" Do you still want to control your performance at the baseline? ”
Ian smirked, "Don't underestimate the baseline, it seems to me that it's more difficult and more fun than winning the first place!" ”
Tom Dan rolled his eyes in pain, "It's been fine before, but I'm afraid it's very difficult this time, you must know that the tactical exam is a separate interview." It's just a few of us, but Wastagg's ups and downs are too great, how do you guess his results? It's going to capsize in the gutter! I'm going to laugh at you when the time comes! ”
Ian's eyebrows furrowed, and he suddenly said with some amusement, "How about a bet?" ”
"What bet? How about taking me one! A handsome blonde guy with a sunny sun suddenly inserted between the two of them laughed.
Tom frowned, and before he could say anything, Ian nodded, "Well, the more the merrier!" ”
"So what are you gambling on?" Chris was clearly in high spirits.
Ian's eyes narrowed and he smiled evilly, "Just bet that my test score this time is right behind Wostagg!" ”
The two brothers were stunned for a moment, looked at each other in surprise, and fell into deep thought, and Ian did not urge but looked at them calmly. In the end, Chris simply shouted directly: "Okay, bet!" So what's the stake? ”
Ian looked at Tom when he heard this, and Tom paused for a moment and said, "Yes, but you can't cheat or collude with Wostagg, I will use magic to supervise Wostagg's exams, and no eavesdropping tools are allowed!" ”
"! You're so leaky! Ian pouted angrily.
Tom snorted coldly and replied with the same disdain: "Everyone knows that you are very good at the use of light energy technology, of course I have to ensure the fairness of the bet!" ”
When Ian heard this, he replied directly and heartily: "Okay, it's not a problem." As for the bets, hehe! ”
Chris and Tom shuddered at the sight of his smile, "What do you want?" ”
"If I win, Chris is going to run back and forth on the Rainbow Bridge with his bare butt!" Ian slammed to his feet and slammed on the stool, pointing at Chris's nose and yelling. There was silence in the restaurant for a moment, and the three people in the center of their eyes only felt that life was really full of fun.
Chris's face instantly began to distort, and suddenly he felt a little regretful about mixing in, but a wave of anger immediately followed, and he also stepped on the stool and shouted, "Okay! But if you lose, give me a bare-ass flight around the sea of life! Well, Ian didn't hide the fact that he could fly, and Chris was clearly jealous of that.
"It's a deal!" Ian replied faintly, looking at Tom.
Tom twitched, "This...... I'm actually not in good shape, and no one looks at my bare ass! ”
Chris stopped when he heard this, "Brother, don't be cowardly! It's about the honor of the warriors! ”
Tom's head is about to explode, and a bare ass will damage the honor of a warrior!
Ian smiled faintly and said, "Don't worry, we have such a good relationship, how can I bear to let you have a bare ass!" What's more, no one really watches...... Well, if I win, you promise me one thing. Of course, I will not let you do anything that is detrimental to principle, justice, and glory. What do you think? ”
Tom was stunned and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, for fear that Ian would regret it: "Okay, the same, if you lose, I will ask you the same!" ”
"The bet is valid, everyone here testifies!" Ian shouted happily, and at this point, the whole school knew about it, except for Vostagg!
"You fight for me, I'll press you to win!" Jamie patted Ian on the shoulder and encouraged.
"Are there many people who press me to win?" Ian asked.
"It's not too much, so if I win, there will be a whole bunch of bastards swimming naked in the sea! But if you dare to lose, your eldest sister and I will be looked down upon by those perverts! ”
"Wow! Bet so big? Ian suddenly felt the urge to lose.
"You dare to lose!" Jamie saw through it instantly.
Ian stuck out his tongue and walked out, and Jamie was stunned. "Hey, the exam is about to start, where are you going?"
"I'll figure it out." Ian waved his hand without looking back.
The process of the eighth-level exam was very fast, and a large group of gentlemen, led by Tom and Chris, surrounded the exam room, and because of the addition of Jamie, the simple bet was instantly different!
"Huh? Did anyone see Ian? Tom asked, and the crowd shook their heads.
"This kid must be in a hurry to pick up his hair now, hmph, with our protection, he doesn't want to get one step closer to the examination room!" Chris smirked.
At this time, Ian slowly climbed the rainbow bridge with a pot of wine, "Well, long time no see, Heimdall!" Have you had any weird fun things about Midgard lately? ”
Heimdall, who was almost two meters tall, smiled, turned around and thrust the giant sword to the side casually, "I knew you would come to me, but I'm afraid a pot of wine is not enough!" ”
Ian was unmoved in the face of Heimdall's blackmail, and said directly: "This is for old Taylor." ”
Heimdall's smile froze, and then he sighed, "It's almost his death day again!" Hehe, thank you, but I just hope that he won't be as good as he used to be when he is reincarnated, because it's not easy to drink. As he spoke, he took the flask with great importance.
Ian sat down on the steps with a big grin, "Life must go on, the future of old Taylor will definitely be better, and as for you, the happiness you deserve to live is." ”
"What about you? Always concerned about Midgard's affairs, is there anything there that you can't let go? Heimdall asked directly.
Ian joked, "It is the responsibility of the Asgardian warriors to protect the Nine Kingdoms, but the Frost Giants or the Dark Elves are too ugly, and the humans are still in line with my aesthetics." Of course, I'm going to focus on Asgard! ”
Heimdall smiled helplessly, "You guy is hard-mouthed, by the way, something has really happened to Midgard recently." ”
"What?"
"There's a group of aliens who came out of nowhere and made it to Midgard!"
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