Chapter 166: Men are not good things
For the fat monkey's behavior of being light and afraid of the heavy, and treacherous, the black robe was very disdainful, it snorted from its nose, and said to Qu Nan in a coquettish voice: "Brother Nan, you don't have to do it, just look at me." β
Qu Nan and the fat monkey both know that this old cat demon is slippery to death, it is a typical guy who hides when he sees difficulties and goes on when he sees benefits, last time in the cave in order to avoid the ice scorpion, he also pretended to be dead and jumped into the cold pool, to say that this time it suddenly changed its temperament and picked hard bones to gnaw, the two of them resolutely did not believe it.
The fat monkey couldn't hold his breath and asked first: "Is it that the Gu King is already dying?" Do you want to go in first and fight the water dogs and pick a foreign one? It's okay, the loot is yours, we won't rob you. β
The black cat instantly became angry: "Nima, you dog looks at the cat low!" The cat master has his own perfect strategy, not to beat the water dog! Why don't you go by yourself, Brother Nan and I don't care! β
As he spoke, he stretched out his claws and grabbed Qu Nan's clothes, and quietly winked at Qu Nan.
Seeing that he was about to fight with the Gu King, I didn't know if there were any other masters in the house, these two goods still had the heart to quarrel, Qu Nan was so depressed that he kicked the fat monkey first, and then glared at the black robe: "Stay honest with me!" β
The fat monkey groaned, knowing that this was not the time to joke, so he stopped making a sound.
The black robe was very satisfied with Qu Nan's differential treatment of himself and the fat monkey, and he whispered to Qu Nan: "Brother Nan, in that small compartment on the left side of the front of your car, there is a small medicine bottle, and there are good things there. β
The fat monkey became interested and leaned over: "What is it?" β
The black cat proudly said: "I won't tell you!" β
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The fat monkey ran back out of breath, holding a small medicine bottle in his hand.
The vial is prominently labeled with vitamin C.
Qu Nan couldn't cry or laugh: "Black robe, can it be that giving vitamin C to a Gu worm can make it lose its combat effectiveness?" β
The black robe is weird. blinked: "You open and sniff." β
The fat monkey couldn't wait to open it and sniff itβand with a bang, he fell on his back.
Qu Nanyan hurriedly supported the fat monkey, and the black cat had already closed the lid of the medicine bottle very quickly. Who would have believed that a cat's paws could twist the cap of a medicine bottle so flexibly if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes?
Qu Nan also felt dizzy in his head, and he helped the fat monkey who was as weak as mud to sit on the ground, and his spiritual power was working, and then he felt energetic.
Qu Nan smiled bitterly: "Where did you get the wood washing incense?" β
The black cat thief laughed: "Uncle Wind Exterminator lost to me." After the last time we suffered a loss in the cave, I put all the good things in the car, and this is not immediately used? β
"You two gamblers...... Senior Brother Extinguishing Wind dared to give this thing to you, and he was not afraid that you would take it and do anything bad......" For that fat senior brother who is good at drinking and gambling, Qu Nan really has nothing to say.
The black cat glanced at him disdainfully: "Don't take advantage of it and sell it, the things I gave me are not all yours, is it possible that I can still use this thing to charm a tigress......" It suddenly realized what it had exposed, and hurriedly closed its mouth.
The fat monkey couldn't move, so he didn't dare to say more, but he still stared at the black robe with disdain.
Qu Nan smiled, but he didn't expose it, anyway, even if the black robe raped a tigress, it was a matter between animals, and humans couldn't control it. He just looked at the fat monkey paralyzed on the ground worriedly: "What about the fat monkey?" β
"I forgot to mention just now, there's a small bottle under the first seat on the right in the back......"
After tossing for a long time, when the fat monkey came to his senses and regained his mobility, it was already more than one o'clock in the morning.
The community is quiet, most of the windows are out, and the door lock of the three-unit corridor is broken, which saves a lot of trouble.
The two of them carefully touched the building and headed straight for 402.
This is an old-fashioned staircase, Qu Nan and the black robe are fine, and they don't feel anything when they climb to the fourth floor in one breath, and when the fat monkey climbs up, he is already panting like a cow, and his snoring and panting sound can be heard in the whole corridor.
The task of opening the door is still Qu Nan's.
After many times of prying people's doors in the middle of the night, Qu Nan had experience in this area, and he took out a small tool kit, which contained small pliers, small screwdrivers, and copper wires of different lengths. After a while, the door opened. Qu Nan squeezed the vitamin C bottle in his hand tightly and tiptoed a few steps to the middle of the room.
"Click!" With a soft sound, the lights came on.
Qu Nan turned his head sharply and scolded in a low voice: "What are you doing with the lights on!" It's almost off! β
He saw that the black robe and the fat monkey at the door were both with their mouths open, and they looked behind him with a surprised expression.
Qu Nan knew that something was wrong, and looked back with his spiritual power - the bedroom door that was originally closed tightly opened at some point, and a woman who was not tall and beautiful was standing at the door, holding the door frame with her hand and standing expressionlessly.
This woman's eyes looked beautiful at first glance, but when she looked closely, her pupils were yellow, the whites of her eyes were dark, and her eyes were cloudy, and now there was no expression in these eyes, and she looked at him indifferently.
sneaked into someone's house, but was caught by the owner of the house, and the owner of the house was still a woman. Qu Nan felt that he was in a terrible situation.
He laughed dryly, and was about to speak, but the woman spoke first: "There is nothing of value in this house, you can take whatever you like." β
Qu Nan's smile froze on his face - his luck has been really bad lately, and he has always been mistaken for a thief by ghosts or others.
He lifted his eyes and looked at the woman in front of him carefully. The woman does not have any spiritual power fluctuations on her body, and she is completely an ordinary person. However, Qu Nan felt that this woman was not an ordinary person, not to mention that the house had just died not long ago, but to say that now, two men came into the house in the middle of the night, and the average woman must be scared enough, either crying or fainting or shouting for help.
But this woman is so indifferent, and even makes them take whatever they like. Could it be that she, like herself, is not the owner of the house, so she will let herself take it casually?
Before he could think clearly, the fat monkey had already spoken, and it seemed that the fat guy also thought of it with Qu Nan: "This is not your home, right?" Have you already taken all the good things? β
The woman was still expressionless, bowed her head slightly, and said, "You're right, this is not my house, and there are no good things in this houseβmen are not good things." β
That's a problem! It's not that men are not good things to say in front of two men, but that this woman's attitude is too strange.
Qu Nan and the fat monkey didn't care about the problem of being shot while lying down, the two looked at each other and were about to speak, but they heard the black cat shout in a low voice: "Come out, be careful!" β