Volume 3 Water City Chapter 236 That's Your Blessing!
The city of water, Lao Hao's house.
After a night of recuperation, Zhou Nian's body finally recovered as before, taking this opportunity, he not only replenished sufficient soul power and aura, but also took advantage of the situation to enhance his strength, for now, Zhou Nian is now at the peak of a five-star martial artist, and he is about to break through the bottleneck and enter a six-star martial artist.
Although it was only one step away, Zhou Nian was not in a hurry to break through, after all, the rice had to be eaten one bite at a time, and he couldn't eat a big fat man in one bite, only by laying a solid foundation, steady and steady, step by step, was the best way to cultivate.
"Hoo ......"
With a long exhalation of the turbidity in his chest, Zhou Nian stood up and stretched, pushed the door and walked out of the room.
"Little brother, you're awake. ”
Lao Hao was standing at the door, as if waiting for Zhou Nian, and when he saw the other party coming out, he hurriedly hugged his fists to meet him.
"Hmm. Zhou Nian nodded, and when his eyes fell on Lao Hao, a trace of surprise suddenly flashed on his face.
Today's Lao Hao is dressed up a little neatly, as if he has taken out the best clothes in the house and put them on, the coarse linen clothes have disappeared, and he has changed to a silk satin, the whole person looks energetic, even the style is different, and there is no poverty of the pancake stall owner in the past.
If you don't say that people are clothes and horses are saddles, Lao Hao put on this clothes, and the level really rose a lot.
The curvature of the corners of his mouth rose slightly, and Zhou Nian couldn't help but tease, "Hehe, Uncle Hao, you are very particular about what you are wearing today." ”
Lao Hao's face turned red, although he changed his outfit, it was still difficult to change his honest and honest nature, "Hey, little brother, don't make fun of me, don't I go to Huixian Tower to take office today, wear neat and look dignified." ”
"Oh, what about Shopkeeper Wu and Boss Ma?"
"They left last night, and when they left, they told me to take you to Huixian Building today, saying that they had set up a first-class banquet and invited us to dinner. ”
With a slight frown, Zhou Nianxin said, "Hmph, these two people are quite sleek, I was afraid of being rejected if I invited me, so I actually asked Lao Hao to invite me, I really couldn't refuse." ”
Muttering in his heart, Zhou Nian shook his head and sighed, "Alas, that's it, for Uncle Hao's sake, then I'll go for a trip." ”
"Oh, that's good, little brother, please hurry. ”
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followed Lao Hao on the street for more than ten minutes, and the two soon came to Huixian Building.
When a spirited shopkeeper saw a guest coming, the Venerable Master was overjoyed and hurriedly greeted him, "Two distinguished guests, are you going to stay in the hotel?"
Zhou Nian's tone was flat, "Eat." ”
"Oh, there's an upstairs please. With that, he led the way, and just as he had stepped up the stairs, a white thing suddenly fell from it!
"Smack!"
If you look closely, it turned out to be a plate, which fell to the ground and shattered.
Lao Hao was timid, he turned sideways and dodged to the side, and before he could go downstairs, a white plate suddenly fell from it and smashed on Lao Hao's head.
"Oops, it hurts me!"
Lao Hao covered his head and screamed in pain, and when he reached out to touch it, he was bleeding.
Zhou Nian frowned and raised his head, only hesitated for two seconds, and then quickly rushed forward.
"Dengdenden!"
Stop and take a closer look.
As soon as I stepped up to the second floor, a deep voice immediately came from a table opposite, "Hey, are all your cooks here all wine bags and rice bags? How long have you been waiting for the dishes I want, do you want to starve me to death?"
The one who spoke was a tall and strong fat man, fat, five big and three thick, fat head and big ears, looking at the body shape, not to mention a 300 pounds, wearing a gray, the shirt was open, the chest was open, the skin was quite white, the head was like a sac, the body was too fat, the neck could not be seen, the meat on the belly was circled one by one, the bucket waist, the elephant's legs, sitting there pressed the chair to creak, dough!
A thin young man was serving beside him, for this kind of scolding, the young man was even more aggrieved, "Hey, this master, it's not that our chef is not dissatisfied, the key is that you want too many things, we have other guests, we have to prepare them for you in order, right?"
When the fat man heard this, "Hey, are you still reasonable when the food is served slowly?" Do you suspect that I don't have any money on me, uncle?"
"No, no, everyone who comes is a guest, how dare I, why don't you wait? I'll go to the back kitchen to urge?"
"Wait, I'm waiting to give you two big mouths! Tell you, I'll give you half a pillar of incense again, and if the 10 bowls of noodles I want can't be served, I'll tear down your little place today!"
The young man was so frightened that the chick nodded like a peck of rice, "Yes, yes, master, I'll urge you." ”
After saying that, the young man quickly rushed downstairs and went to the back kitchen to urge noodles.
Zhou Nian looked carefully at the table in front of the fat man, it didn't matter if he didn't look at it, he was almost startled when he saw it.
This product is definitely a full rice bucket, there are more than 50 empty bowls stacked on the table, he hasn't eaten enough, and he still needs 10 bowls of noodles?
I haven't eaten in a few lifetimes, and Pixiu doesn't have such a way to eat.
With a sniff, the fat man raised his head suddenly, as if he had noticed Zhou Nian staring at him, and opened his mouth to call, "Hey, stinky boy, what are you looking at?
Zhou Nian spread his hands, and instead of answering positively, he asked another question, "Hehe, this big brother, did you break the plate just now?"
"Huh?" The fat man was stunned for a moment, seeing that the kid opposite was not good-looking, so he naturally didn't take him seriously, and took the initiative to admit, "Yes, I fell, how can it be?"
"What's the matter? The plate you threw out hit my friend!" Zhou Nian's tone became cold.
When the fat man heard this, he didn't care about it, and what he said made people even more angry, "Your friend? Is he dead? He is not dead? It is his blessing to be hit by the plate I threw out!"
"Oh? hehe......"
His eyes narrowed slightly, Zhou Nian didn't laugh angrily, he thought that the matter would be over if he asked the fat man to apologize to Lao Hao, but he didn't expect that the other party was not only unreasonable, but what he said was even more choking, obviously looking for death!
"Hey, stinky boy, what are you laughing at?" the fat man suddenly stood up from his chair.
Zhou Nian glanced at him with a flat face, didn't say much, reached out and picked up a plate from the table next to him, and threw it away with his backhand.
"Smack!"
The fat man blocked it with his hand, and the plate that flew over was shattered on the spot.
His fists clenched suddenly, and the fat man shouted, "Grass, stinky boy, how the do you dare to throw me?"
Zhou Nian stepped closer, and said as he walked, "Didn't you just say that my friend was unlucky? Now that you meet me, then you will also be unlucky, and it is also your blessing that I throw the plate over!"
"Grass, stinky boy, do you dare to learn from me?"
"Hehe, I'm not a parrot, why should I learn from you? Besides, with your figure, I can't learn, you were a pig essence in your last life, right? Your head is still confused in this life, why did you mistakenly cast a pig fetus? You must be panting when you walk, right? I can smell your breath here, please, shut up quickly, because the air you exhale is disgusting to me. Usually buy meat, you must not go to the pig market, otherwise people will confuse you with pigs, even if you go, it is best to hang a red rope around your neck, so that people can confirm, oh yes, I forgot, you don't have a neck at all, just hang on the buttocks, and you can save money to buy firecrackers during the New Year, directly point the red rope on the buttocks, and if you point it, you are a drill monkey, if you can't point it, then you are a second kick, it looks festive!"
"You...... You!"
The witticisms are one after another, and the fat man on the other side is stupid, only sulking and staring.
"Poof", Zhou Nian's witty words immediately attracted a chuckle from a girl next to him.
The girl was about 16 years old, wearing a green coat, her appearance was peugeot, and there was a tattoo of a bee picking flowers on the left side of her neck, which looked particularly eye-catching.
The teeth were rattling, in addition to the fat man's ability to swear, the more literary satire was naturally not Zhou Nian's opponent, so he stretched out his leg and kicked over the table next to him, and simply started directly.
"Stinky boy, you're dead!"
With a low shout, the fat man waved a pair of fists and rushed directly towards Zhou Nian.
Zhou Nian looked at him with a flat face, although the other party was very aggressive, but it was just some brute force, to put it bluntly, it was that the limbs were developed and the mind was simple, and there was no need to show strength at all.
Turning his ankle and leaning to the left, Zhou Nian deftly dodged the fat man's attack, turned around and flew up again, kicking directly at the fat man's back.
"Bang!"
The fat man's speed was not as fast as Zhou Nian, so he naturally hit a porcelain, and his body that flew out was like a wheel, and he smashed into the white wall on the opposite side with rolling rolls.
"Boom!"
The voice was deep and muffled, and the entire Huixian Building shook violently a few times.
A big hole was smashed out of the white wall, and the dust flew in an instant, and the surrounding guests had no choice but to eat the soil.
"Ahem......"
Coughing heavily, Zhou Nian's foot was a little merciful, although the fat man was fine, he still made a disgraced face.
Getting up from the ground with a little difficulty, the fat man was angry in his heart, and he was angry with his guts, stretched out his hand and pointed to Zhou Nian's nose, and shouted loudly, "Stinky boy, you're done, you messed with me, you're done today." ”
Zhou Nian spread his hands indifferently, like these words, he was tired of hearing them for a long time, "Okay, okay, let's talk less nonsense, show all your skills." ”
"Oh, good boy, what a big breath, I don't leave any steps for myself when I speak, okay, I'll follow your wish now!" The fat man gritted his teeth with hatred, and when he spoke, he suddenly took out a small white gourd from his arms, as long as his index finger, white like mutton fat jade, and looked very exquisite.
"Section!"
Pulling out the plug on the white gourd, the fat man tilted the white gourd against the palm of his hand, and soon poured out a small brown pill from it.
Zhou Nian frowned, although he didn't know what that pill was, his innate keen sense of smell told him that this thing was by no means a vulgar thing.
"Hmph, boy, then Uncle will let you open your eyes!" the fat man sneered, threw the pill into his mouth and quickly raised his neck, "grunted", and swallowed it.