"Why don't you do that?"

"Huh? How? ”

"Senior sister, you went to sleep with him......"

The corners of Xiao Yu's mouth twitched when he heard this. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

, a good trick to draw salary from the bottom of the kettle, it really deserves to be the spring thirteen niang, it is really a good hand to harm others and benefit yourself......

Good hand you sister!

When you encounter a strong enemy, you don't want to challenge, but you end up having to make the other party's sleepclothes!

Chun Thirteen Niang pursed her lips and grinned:

"I later went back to the ancient city to inquire, and it turned out that the reason why he killed Huang San Province was because Huang San Province did a business that angered him, and he later properly resettled those beggars, which shows that he is actually a kind-hearted person......

"Senior sister, you look like a sinking fish and a goose, and you are ashamed of the moon and flowers, if you are willing to put down your body and serve him, is it not enough to catch him? When the time comes, we will achieve good things, and the other party will definitely not attack us again. ”

Bai Jingjing sneered:

"The idea is good, why don't you go?"

"Sister, I think so, but I can't help it." Chun Thirteen Niang licked the corners of her mouth, and her eyes bloomed with a sinister light, "If I mess with a man, then according to the rules, I must eat the other party when it's over," but that person is not something I can deal with...... So, junior sister, I can only rely on you. ”

"Don't think about it." Bai Jingjing refused.

"Huh." Chun Thirteen Niang grinned, and she was not annoyed, "Senior sister, you think about it slowly, I'll go take a bath first." ”

Xiao Yu retracted his consciousness and continued his meditation.

Tang Seng meat or something, he really doesn't care, otherwise when he was in the Journey to the West world, there would be countless opportunities to bite Tang Sanzang.

However, can a piece of Tang monk meat really make people immortal?

Xiao Yu thinks not.

Even though Tang Seng is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, he is also transformed by the essence and blood of his parents, and he is a mortal fetus in the flesh, not to mention that when he was a child, he did not break his skin and bumped into it, and even mosquitoes would not bite him because he was a monk, so according to this, those mosquitoes who sucked Tang Sanzang's blood can live forever one by one?

Immortality is not that simple!

Don't say anything else, let's just say peach, isn't it also claimed that eating one can soar in the daytime, become an immortal on the ground, and live with heaven and earth?

However, Xiao Yu said that whether it is him or the little senior sister Da Mengshen, everyone eats a lot, but no one becomes an immortal, but it is true that beauty and beauty and cultivation are enhanced.

As for why Tang Seng Meat is so miraculous, it is actually the Yuan Shen who was rebuilt by the 10th Golden Cicada and has accumulated countless merits and wishes, coupled with the atmospheric luck of undertaking the cause and effect of Journey to the West, it may have the effect of making people immortal.

It's just that this is not a ginseng fruit, but it is really refining a person into a pill, but Jin Chanzi is a big disciple of Rulai, who dares to move this mind?

Time passed quietly.

I don't know how long later, there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the house.

"Childe, can the slave family come in?" A soft female voice sounded softly.

Xiao Yu opened his eyes, "Come in." ”

The door was pushed open with a creak, and Chun Thirteen Niang swayed her waist and walked in in with clean clothes.

"Childe, the night is long, and the slave family is lonely and boring, so I want to find Childe for a drink." Chun Thirteen Niang bit her lip, and I saw a pitiful opening.

"Just a drink?" Xiao Yu looked up.

"That's ...... nature"

"But there's one thing I have to state first." Xiao Yu's face was strange, "I'll get drunk when I'm drunk." ”

"Why do you still use this kind of thing?" Chun Thirteen Niang was secretly happy in her heart, and the thoughts in her heart were surging, thinking about whether to get Xiao Yu drunk later, and then united with Bai Jingjing to behead Xiao Yu, but she said, "It's okay, let's just have a drink." ”

"Then you can take off your clothes first."

"Huh?" Chun Thirteen Niang's eyes widened, and her face was full of surprise.

Xiao Yu said seriously nonsense:

"When I'm drunk, I'll get drunk, and I can't see anyone else wearing clothes, and I'll inevitably be a little irritable at that time, so for the sake of your safety, girl, you better take off your clothes first, and let's drink again."

“……”

Chun Thirteen Niang bit her lip, her face cloudy.

The old lady believes in you!

You are a dignified monk, how can you say that you are drunk, and when you are drunk, you have to strip people's clothes, how can there be such a coincidence in the world?

It must be deliberately trying to take advantage of the old lady!

Chun Thirteen Niang took a deep breath and smiled: "The slave family is suddenly a little sleepy......

"Don't go." Xiao Yu smiled and said, "I happen to be bored alone and want to find someone to have a drink with." ”

"Your sister! Sure enough, she covets the beauty of the old lady! Chun Thirteen Niang laughed dryly, "Why don't I go and call my junior sister to replace me?" ”

"No, you and my sister will have a drink with me."

Oh, my God! I still want to fight with the idea of two people!

"Well, I still have something to do, let's go first......"

"It's been a long night, where do you want to go?"

The white shadow in the room flashed, Xiao Yu had already arrived in front of her, and reached out to hook the other party's snow-white and crystal chin, "Didn't you say that you would drink?" Want to leave before you drink the wine? ”

Facing Xiao Yu's unfathomable smile, Chun Shisanniang suddenly felt a little panicked, she has always been teasing men, when did she become a man molesting her, is it tolerable or unbearable!

Chun Thirteen Niang endured the malice in her heart, and said pitifully:

"Childe, forgive me, the slave family is really uncomfortable today......"

Saying that, he raised his head and drank the wine in one gulp, "The little woman punished herself with a bottle, is this childe satisfied?" ”

Xiao Yu was about to speak, when he suddenly sensed a powerful aura forcing him.

He turned his head to look, his eyes pierced through the void, and he saw a chubby monk, wearing a robe, and nine ring scars on his head, striding towards this side, with a round face, looking quite happy.

"Huh? Is this the Bodhi Patriarch? ”

In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong was afraid of death because he saw the old monkey of Huaguo Mountain die, so he went out to the sea, looked for immortals and visited the Tao, and finally worshiped under the Bodhi ancestor and practiced to obtain the supreme Tao.

It's just that all this time has not been clear, who is this Bodhi Patriarch?

Is it a master of the Tao who lives in seclusion in the mountains and cultivates?

Or is it the embodiment of Buddhism's power walking on earth?

In Xiao Yu's opinion, he is more inclined to the latter, Bodhi in Buddhism, is the meaning of wisdom fruit, even the Buddha, was also enlightened under the Bodhi tree to become a Buddha, it can be said that Bodhi has a very important significance to Buddhism, ordinary immortals will never take Bodhi as the name.

It's just that in this way, the original Journey to the West was too dark.

Patriarch Bodhi was a Buddhist person, so later, Sun Wukong finally entered Buddhism.

Even though he was named the Monkey King, no one invited him to such a grand event as the Pan Tao Banquet, forcing him to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

The demons and monsters along the way are either the mounts of the bigwigs of all parties, or the pets raised by someone, or even the gods and Buddhas who go down to the earth to rob them......

It's not acting, what is it?

It's ridiculous that maybe the script has been written from the moment it was born.

At the same time, the white fat old monk seemed to be aware of it, and his eyes turned to Xiao Yu -