The sky was cloudy and full of wonders. Outside the car window, the wind roared, singing songs for the ages. The sedan galloped out of Binjiang City and walked through the reckless green mountains.

The idiot looked out the window. On the opposite cliff, a clump of green bamboo hides several blue-tiled houses, just like the farmhouses hundreds of years ago. A fisherman by the river sat on a boulder, wearing a hat and a robe, and let the river surge, he only stood still, as if he had been sitting for a thousand years.

The idiot's mind drifted back to the past, thinking, "If I could do it all over again, what would I do?" ”

Master Zhiguo adopted him back then, but did not teach him Buddhist supernatural powers, and only let him read Confucian classics. At that time, his ability was nothing more than poetry and lyrics, and eight-strand articles. And Master Zhiguo and Senior Brother Hui Yan were already amazingly powerful back then. If Hui Idiot fought with Master back then, it was tantamount to hitting a stone with an egg.

"Unless I fight to the death!" Hui Idiot thought, "Master is a high monk, so he may not want my life. Although my brother is reckless, if I really want to die, he will probably save me. ”

Ren Qiuling drove the car, only to feel that the atmosphere in the car was very depressing, and when she looked in the rearview mirror, she saw the sad expression on the face of the idiot, and secretly thought: "What does this stupid monk think?" He's a nerd like him, and it's easy to get into the horns of things. In fact, things in the world don't make sense if you think about it, and if you don't think about it, it doesn't necessarily make sense, and thinking too much is not necessarily a good thing. ”

Hui Idiot thought, "Hahaha! It turns out that if you want to break free from the snare of fate, you just need me to die. If I die, Master will not be involved in cause and effect, and I will suffer from open intestines. Senior brother will not sow evil causes and fall into the six realms of reincarnation; My wife, who only has a one-night stand, is from a scholarly family, so she will naturally find a good person and live a happy life. It turns out that I am the source of all suffering; Turns out I'm the damned one! ”

Thinking of this, the idiot monk had a crazy smile on his face, and he almost jumped out of the car window and died.

Ren Qiuling saw the change in the idiot's expression from the rearview mirror, and thought to herself: "Sure enough, the horns are sharp!" I reminded him. She said, "Boom! ”

These three words are the three characters of Tantra, and they are also the only mantras that Ren Qiuling knows. Her three characters have been clearly instructed by the monk Hui, although her kung fu is not yet at home, but it is not comparable to ordinary monks.

The mind of the idiot monk was confused, and in a trance, he felt that he had returned to the night of the candles in his cave room hundreds of years ago, and the husband and wife had already drunk a glass of wine and were sitting at the head of the bed and confiding in each other. The wife looked at herself affectionately, her face was shy. The idiot monk sighed: "I can't hurt you, let me break this cause and effect!" He resolutely walked to the window and was about to jump down to end his life.

Suddenly, a three-character mantra sounded from the distant sky: "Boom! ”

A "hum", full of heaven and earth, the weather is solemn;

An "ah" penetrates the heart, and the illusion is shattered;

A "boom" is infinitely powerful, and all evils do not arise.

Monk Hui came out of his illusion and only felt clear. Ren Qiuling saw that his expression returned to normal, and asked, "I have a lot of things I don't understand." Can you give me some pointers? "She's a way to divert her attention, and she just hopes that the idiot won't think about those bad things.

Lee Myung-bak was also thinking about the infrasonic weapon, and when he heard the three-character mantra, he was also refreshed and felt something. I also listened to Qiu Ling to ask for spell kung fu, and felt that this had something to do with infrasound, so she secretly paid attention.

The idiot monk was once again woken up by Ren Qiuling, and he was grateful, and said: "Your position for pronouncing the three characters is right, but this is only a beginner's kung fu." If you want to reach a higher level, you must do the three-tantric correspondence – all the mantra skills, the three-tantric correspondence is the basic requirement, and the same is true of chanting Nam no Amitabha. ”

In just one sentence, it distinguishes a Buddhist practitioner from an old woman who recites Buddha.

Ren Qiuling said: "The three Cs correspond? Didn't Master Hui say anything when he taught me? ”

The idiot said: "The so-called three secrets correspond, the mouth holding the mantra is called the mouth secret, the hand seal is called the body secret, and the mind visualization is called the heart secret. Then explain them one by one.

The monk is extremely honest, and even started from the pronunciation of the three characters, and talked about the various realms of mantra holding, some precautions on the way to practice, and so on.

When the car drove to the bottom of Maoer Mountain, there was no way up the mountain. Along the way, the idiot monk concentrated on teaching the method of holding mantras, but he didn't have the time to think nonsense. After getting out of the car, the idiot monk said, "There are only two words for practice, one for cultivation and one for practice. We took the car all the way, as if we had the guidance of the master, and you would get started faster; There is no way down the mountain, so you can only walk up the mountain by yourself, just like you can only rely on yourself for cultivation, and you can't borrow any external force. ”

Li Mingbo nodded silently, saw that the idiot monk glanced at him, and covered up and said, "Well, when will I build a road for the temple, otherwise it will be really inconvenient." ”

Seeing that Lee Myung-bak had begun to show off his official position again, the monk was disgusted, said no more, and led the way up the mountain.

This idiot monk has great powers, and secondly, he is used to walking mountain roads and walks extremely fast. Lee Myung-bak and Ren Qiuling both grew up in the city, and they complained bitterly in their hearts, so they could only struggle to keep up.

There was nothing to say all the way, although Ren Qiuling was worried that the idiot monk would drill the horns again, there was no way. Now she can't say three words, only one word: "Whew-Whew-Whew......" It was the sound of panting. In addition, if you look at it from behind, you can only see the back of the idiot's head, although the monks are all bald, but it is impossible to see other people's expressions from the bald head.

The idiot monk walked and stopped, and did not let the two behind him be too tired.

After walking for a long time, I finally saw the Mid-Levels Pavilion. There has always been a mountain watcher selling tea in this pavilion, but Li Mingbo and Ren Qiuling both know that the magic power of the mountain watcher is still above the wisdom idiot.

At this time, I can't care how big his magical powers are, and Li Mingbo and Ren Qiuling, who are tired and half dead, just want to drink tea. Ren Qiuling shouted: "Master Kanshan, do you have tea?" I'm dying of thirst! Fighting bravely, I rushed to the pavilion to take a look, only to see that the copper teapot was still there, but the incense in the incense burner by the pavilion had been extinguished. Master Kanshan didn't know where he had gone, and there was no one.

Picking up the teapot and shaking it, there was still half a pot of cold tea in it, Ren Qiuling immediately poured two bowls of tea and poured one bowl for herself first.

Li Mingbo took care of his identity, and didn't want to be like Ren Qiuling, who had no image of a cow, and sipped tea shallowly.

Master Hui Idiot stood on the edge of the pavilion and looked around, and then suddenly his sleeves were one, and he flew to the big tree by the pavilion like a big bird, standing on the top of the tree and shouting: "Master Guanshan - Master Guanshan - " He was fat, at least 200 catties, standing on the weak branch at the top of the tree, the branch did not bend much, but the body of the monk Hui Idiot rose and fell with the branches in the wind, just like a fat bird in the wind.

Ren Qiuling drank two bowls of tea, only then did she regain some strength, and after a closer look, the marks on her own hands on the copper teapot were as good as new, that is, the dust of the teapot was wiped off by her own hands, and the incense ash in the incense burner had the footprints of small birds and beasts. "Master Kanshan has left, don't scream!" She shouted at the idiot monk on the tree outside the pavilion.

The idiot monk was fascinated, only looking at the distant mountains in a daze.

Ren Qiuling shouted: "Oh no! This monk is going to drill the horns again! Lee Myung-bak didn't know what was going on, and was still asking: "What drill horns?" Suddenly, the idiot monk standing on the top of the tree laughed, "Hahahaha......" His smile was like the tide in the river, wave after wave of unevenness, wave after wave, endless, laughing forty or fifty times in one breath and not stopping.

Lee Myung-bak and Ren Qiuling looked at each other, and they both saw fear in each other's eyes. Ren Qiuling got up and said, "If Hui is crazy, you and I are not his opponents." I'll help you stop him, you run! ”

Lee Myung-bak got up and ran outside the pavilion, ran a few steps, suddenly stopped his steps, walked back tragically, stood side by side with Ren Qiuling, and said, "I won't run away, let's die together!" ”

Lee Myung-bak slowly climbed from a physics teacher to the position of section chief, and naturally saw through the human situation. In his heart, he has always felt that the relationship between people is a relationship of exploitation, and he has not seen any two people who can break away from the relationship of exploitation.

But what is Ren Qiuling using him? Ren Qiuling chose to die to fulfill him, what benefits can he get? Such a woman could not be missed, so he ran back again.

But he is an extremely selfish person who puts his own interests first in everything, so he can't stand up bravely like Ren Qiuling to block the enemy and let his friends get life. He felt that only by dying with Ren Qiuling could his sacrifice be worth something, so he chose to stand side by side with Ren Qiuling.

Ren Qiuling nodded and said, "Okay!" In her heart, Lee Myung-bak chose to stand with herself, which is to regard herself as a comrade-in-arms. It's normal for comrades-in-arms to die together.

Lee Myung-bak didn't want to die in the end, and after pointing to the pavilion, "Let's run away from there." The two jumped on the fence of the Banshan Pavilion and looked out, crying out together. Outside the pavilion is a ravine, at this time the white fog is vast, I don't know how deep, this road is not passable. The way to the outside of the pavilion must pass through the tree where the monk is standing, and it is also not passable. The sky is wide, and the two have no way to escape.

The laughter of the idiot monk suddenly stopped, the echo gradually weakened, and the mountain wind pierced through the forest and beat the leaves, and the noise was like the sound of waves.

The two were frightened and looked at each other, and Lee Myung-bak smiled bitterly and said, "We are doomed!" Ren Qiuling said: "Don't be discouraged, I'll figure it out." Suddenly, a voice came from behind him, "Who is dead?" ”

The two looked back and saw that Hui Idiot stepped on the white mist, floating on the ravine outside the pavilion, just behind the two. The two of them were startled and shouted together: "Ah-" desperately rushed out of the pavilion. Only then did they rush to the entrance of the pavilion, and the two stood together in their footsteps, surprised and puzzled.

Under the big tree outside the pavilion, the idiot held the tree and laughed silently, and the fat flesh rippled like a pond in spring with the laughter, and then a little oil could be sparkling.

Ren Qiuling was shocked and angry, and shouted loudly: "You stupid monk! Is it fun to be scary? If you laugh again, believe it or not, I've beaten all your fat out of oil? "As soon as you grab your sleeves, you have to rush forward. Lee Myung-bak was afraid of getting into trouble, so he pulled her along. Ren Qiuling was angry, where was he willing to listen to him, an elbow hit Li Mingbo's chest, and the pain made him breathless.

The idiot monk hugged the tree, laughing so hard that the tree trembled, and the leaves fell plummeting.

Ren Qiuling was furious, and rushed over with two small fists, "I don't care if you have supernatural powers, if you provoke me, you will be unlucky, fight first!" ”

"Don't—mess with him!" Li Mingbo shouted, but his heart hurt so much, how could he have the strength to stop Ren Qiuling?