Domineering female hooligan
Handed over the ninth-level magic scroll to Elisa, who unleashed the high-priced magic 'Ten Thousand Miles of Ice' to condense into a thick ice wall to protect the sea area where the mermaids lived, and now I believe that the sea monster will not break in! Lu Feiyu was still a little worried, but he didn't say anything. walked out of the rubbing space and Liu Yiyi turned over the clouds, yes, Liu Yiyi escaped to see him again when he was tutoring. Amitabha Buddha was fortunate to stagger the time and didn't bump into Xu Xinlan. Lu Feiyu was now nervous. The fat man and Lu Tian were naturally coaxed out of the porridge shop by Lu Feiyu, saying that they were giving them a holiday, but they were actually idle and in the way. Men know that the fat man squeezed Lu Feiyu and was kicked out by Lu Feiyu.
The fat man who is idle has nothing to do, and the gold shop has always been taken care of by his father. I usually eat and drink, or a free universal butler, which is a spare tire. Recalling Lu Feiyu's intimacy with the beauty, he was so envious, and suddenly a somewhat mischievous idea sprouted in his heart. 'Now I'm thin!' It's a world away from before. No one will recognize him as fat at once if he doesn't recognize him carefully. At the moment, his father knows. So what will happen to the goddess who pursues his childhood sweetheart in a different identity? ’
Hey, hey, make up a new identity to create a chance encounter, the other party's preferences and habits are too clear and too well understood! After dressing up as a fat man, he set off and waited on the road of the goddess every day. After a while, the other party appeared, and the little gangster who spent money also appeared, and then the hero came to the rescue. Beauty is grateful. Everything went well. After that, the two entered a western restaurant and drank coffee.
'You paid for those little thugs, right?' ’
'Cough, cough,' how do you know if the fat man choked on a sip of coffee? ’
'Intuitively, it's too fake to say that you guys don't have a pain in the fight. The goddess said.
'I, I've been following you for a long time and want to get to know you. I don't know how to talk to you, 'the fat man is full of embarrassment.
"It's okay, don't you know each other?" the other party doesn't mind very much, "Are you still very rude, hehe, if you have the money to hire a thug, you might as well invite me to dinner." ’
The goddess smiled and bathed in the spring breeze, 'It's okay, when do you want to eat, I'm on call.' It's my pleasure to invite such a beautiful girl as you to dinner. ’
In the next few days, the fat man seemed to fall into a sea of happiness, making an appointment with the goddess he had been secretly in love with for many years, laughing, eating, watching movies, and shopping. It was as if happiness surrounded them everywhere they walked.
'You really don't have a boyfriend?' ’
'There used to be a breakup for years. ’
But the place where I work is very close to your house, and I often see a fat man going to you? ’
'Oh, he's a classmate of mine, he's had a crush on me for a long time, how could I like that fat man!' It's just to let him come over once in a while to help with some hard work. ’
'Isn't he good?' I think he cares about you. I remember seeing him bring you breakfast! ’
'Oops, dear. What do you always mention the fat man does? That bear bag is a spare tire, and the whole is idle and relies on his son to live in a small gold shop. I don't have money and no looks, and I won't look for him if I don't have any taste. The woman dragged the fat man into the bedroom. 'Honey, you're still the best. Handsome and golden. Fascinated by every woman, I have fallen deeply into your tenderness and can't extricate myself! ’
'The fat man seems to be sincere to you'
'Don't bother with that fat man, I have nothing to do with him' The woman gasped, stripped off layers of clothes and left them on top of the fat man, 'Honey, don't you want me?' She grabbed the fat man and dragged him back, and the two of them fell onto the bed together.
The two kissed passionately, and the fat man's heart was suffocated with pain. He told himself not to worry too much, now he was going to get her, wasn't that what he had always wanted? But my heart really hurts.
The woman unintentionally knocked over the vase on the table, which was specially customized for her by the fat man from abroad last week, and she said that she wanted to learn flower arrangement. Quick, ask me! The woman said intoxicatedly. But the man in her arms sat up all at once and stared straight at her!
'You've never liked fat guys, you've never wanted to be with him, you've never intended to give him a chance, have you!?' ’
The woman noticed something unusual: 'Honey, do you know him?' You know that feelings can't be forced. I'm not suitable for him'
The fat man laughed, 'Are we suitable?' ’
The woman is already wondering, what is this man crazy about? Could it be the fat man's cousin?
I don't think we're suitable, because I'm the 'fat man', and I understand your preferences and habits. I know the arrangement in every corner of your house, but we don't fit it. I really love you, I want to impress you with my heart, I am willing to wait for you, listen to your close words, but we are not suitable. I'm thin and have a lot of money now, but, now. I genuinely think you're right. We don't fit. 'Left the woman's house with her astonished countenance.
The fat man was drinking in a tavern and suffering at the same time, and the relationship he had been chasing for more than ten years was just as empty in the end. He wrote about his experience in the introduction of the diet pill Taobao store - "A Fat Man's Emotional Bitter Road" briefly describes his crush, giving, sadness, pride and finally giving up. It was written to make a sad listener cry. can sing and cry bitter cauliflower, which resonates with many fat people, and at the same time, the fat man's blogosphere may really drink too much, and the fat man promises that as long as the customer posts his real photo, he buys a course of diet pills, and then posts a photo on Taobao to lose weight afterwards. As a comparison chart of the effect of the drug. He gave the gold shop a necklace of natural gemstones. In order to ensure the authenticity, the fat man left his phone number, the location of the gold store, blogs and other related personal information, and even the comparison photos of himself before and after taking diet pills were pasted on this drunken behavior made them Taobao store weight loss pills instantly add dozens of orders
In a daze, I received a message 'Fat man, use your own emotional history as a publicity stunt, good!' But the gift of the gemstone necklace is your own attention, and the money for the jewelry is deducted from your share of the money. ’
A day passed, and orders for diet pills increased to hundreds. Thousands of people have added attention to Fat Man's blog, expressing sympathy and condolences for Wang Fatzi's suffering, and asking about the authenticity of the gemstone necklace given to him. The fat man said bitterly on the Internet that it was absolutely true and effective, and it would be given away after a month. While working with Lu Tian, Lu Feiyu worked hard in the porridge shop to twist the medicinal foam.
In order not to make people find that the effect of diet pills is too fast and obvious, Lu Feiyu solemnly stated on the instructions: Take it once every three days, and the effect of the drug needs three days to be completely absorbed, so it must not be taken continuously. Otherwise, you will bear the consequences.
A week has passed, and some customers have posted the comparison photos of themselves before and after taking the medicine and the weighings on the Taobao store and Wang Fatzi's blog, and they have built the building just like posting a reply. Orders for diet pills have exceeded 1,000, and the attention of fat people has exceeded 5,000. The fat people have used it and said yes, do they all run around and tell each other to their foodie friends...... The fat man cried and twisted the medicine foam, "Woo woo, so many orders. How much money would I have made if I hadn't had to wear a gemstone necklace! ’
There are more and more orders, and the fat man is getting more and more popular. Fans are also scurrying upwards, and they have reached hundreds of thousands. The three of them couldn't get busy anymore, so Lu Feiyu had to use the villagers of Longyu Village to help. And the limit is that each person can only buy one course of diet pills. It is also regularly bought and sold or booked. The buying frenzy only subsided. Just when the fat man thought that he could finally loosen his muscles, relax and play, and fall for a while. An extended Lincoln was parked in front of the gold store, and a big chubby girl walked out of it, nibbling on the Orleans Supreme Prawn Burger with her left hand and a Coke cup in her right hand. Walked into the gold shop with a big smile and came to Wang Fatzi. 'You are Wang Xiaoming, Wang Fatty? Look left and right, 'Well, you did open a gold shop, it seems that what you said is true. ’
Put the Coke cup on the glass counter, stretched out his hand to Wang Fat Man and pinched his face, Wang Fat Man was just about to struggle, four or five black-clothed bodyguards in sunglasses behind the fat girl jumped forward and stepped forward, Wang Fat Man didn't dare to move, let the fat girl in front of him twist his face like a female hooligan, and provoked the salesman in the gold store to snicker. The drum in my heart was beating, 'Is this going to be a god, smashing the field?' I didn't offend anyone! ’
'You're pretty popular on the Internet right now! Well, it's not bad, it's pretty good. Sister has taken a fancy to you! Fat chick said.
Wang Fatzi almost sat on the ground, and sure enough, it was a female hooligan, "Where is this god and demon, Brother Lu save me!" There's a demon life'