Tell a story
As the night deepened, Lu Tian looked at the single bed in Lu Feiyu's house a little awkwardly. I always feel uncomfortable staying here at night, sleeping in a single bed with a man I have just met. Lu Feiyu looked at Lu Tian with a smile, and his smile looked very weird. Lu Tian was furious, and his body moved back. Now he realizes that 'why did he come here on impulse?' Is it the worship of an alien like Lu Feiyu? It seems that he has the potential to be a brain-dead fan. Then he thought that his life was saved by Lu Feiyu, and Lu Feiyu should not return him! But~ Look at Lu Feiyu's smile, why is it so obscene. Lu Tian immediately got goosebumps. ’
'Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. Brother is not gay, brother is not a base. Lu Feiyu seemed to see what Lu Tian was thinking. Look out the window, because it is rainy today and you can't see the moon in the sky, Lu Feiyu sighed and said, "It's also dark, Brother Lu will tell you a story before going to bed!" Then he didn't care whether Lu Tian agreed or not, and began to speak.
'Once upon a time~ There was a perverted murderer who liked to abuse and kill others, he often tricked people into his home, killed people after the other party fell asleep, chopped them into minced meat and fed them to dogs. Then cut off the deceased's kidneys and other organs and put them in the refrigerator to keep them for sale! Speaking of this, Lu Feiyu turned his head and looked at Lu Tian expressionlessly, as if staring at the meat on his lips.
'Lu, Brother Lu, you, you, the story, hehe, it's scary, scary. Haha' Lu Tian's little face turned pale, and he was so frightened that he stammered.
Lu Feiyu didn't answer, and said, 'Lu Tian, don't you want me to change things!' You see, I'm doing magic for you right now. Then he looked at himself in front of Lu Tian, stretched out his hands, turned his wrist, and held a dagger in his hand. Awesome! With his other hand, he conjured up a dagger and held it in his hand.
With two knives in hand, Lu Tian's kid was 'scared to pee', jumped three feet high, and hid in the corner. 'Woo woo, Brother Lu, what are you going to do? Don't kill me, woo. Don't kill me. You don't have to sell my kidney, I have an Aifeng 6 in my pocket for you to pick up, it's not enough for me to make up for you later, you let me go. Woooooooo ’
Lu Feiyu didn't expect to scare him into this virtue, his face couldn't hold back, he covered his stomach and laughed, "I'm kidding you, if I want to hurt you, I'll do it directly, and I'll give it to you." Look at what you're scared of. ’
Lu Tian slowed down for a while, and wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, "Brother Lu, if you don't joke like this, people are scary, they will scare people to death." ’
'How did I know you were so cowardly, and you didn't have the heart to follow me like this?' You're not long-hearted. ’
"Don't I worship Brother Lu, besides, you saved my life and can't pay me back." ’
'Worship brother, you're here, you're a quick brainstorm. It's a pity you're not a woman! But what you said also has some truth, so why did you scare like that just now? ’
'Uh, instinct, animal instinct. ’
'Grass, instinctive your sister, Lao Tzu brought you home for no reason, I'm not afraid, you're afraid of hair.' It seems that the two of us do have a master-apprentice relationship, and they are both so unambitious. ’
Lu Tian was white, and Lu Feiyu said in his heart: "You don't have a backache when you stand and talk." A master like you abuses me like a cabbage. You're afraid of Mao, you're afraid. ’
'Alright, I'm going out on errands tonight!' Stay here and sleep by yourself! The key will open the door for me when I come back. Lu Feiyu said.
When Lu Tian heard this, he was furious, and his little heart, which had just calmed down, was beating again, "This thing won't trap me at home, find someone to attack me!" ’
'Don't be afraid, don't be afraid! Lu Feiyu patted Lu Tian on the shoulder, "The key is yours, if you are afraid, you can go out and find a place to sleep." ''Well, this~ should be a test. Hehe. Lu Feiyu walked out the door.