Chapter 33: Watching the Tiger Fight (Chapter 3)
Pleasant Goat and Boiling Goat explore the streets. Pleasant Goat asked him, "Who do you think is more credible than what the three people said?" ”
Boiling Sheep Yang said without hesitation: "I don't think it's credible." ”
"Why?"
"Those who are not of my race will have different hearts."
"Good!" Pleasant Goat glanced at him with appreciative eyes, "I always felt that only you were worthy of being our leader." ”
"Haha, you still exalt me like that." Boiling Yang Yang looked calm, and didn't seem to think that what he said was wrong. "I'm not very brainy, and it's easy to offend people, so it's more appropriate for you to be the 'leader'. I'm still fit to be a general. ”
Pleasant Goat shook his head and said: "No, they don't know your talent, but I understand that you are handsome and not a reckless man, to be honest, if it weren't for my parents' influence in the clan, I'm afraid I wouldn't be in this position today." ”
Boiling Sheep frowned when he heard this, and said, "Eh, you are too modest, Pleasant Goat!" Even if you don't have your aunts and uncles, you're still good! Especially when it comes to the analysis of human nature, you can definitely be called a master! ”
Pleasant Goat smiled bitterly when he heard this: "Don't praise me, I can't even analyze those three people, what kind of master is it?" It's strange to say, we have known the black sheep for the longest time, but I have never been able to see through him; Although we don't have deep contact with Fat Sheep and Sheep, I have to admit that I am really blind! I didn't expect him to hide so deeply! ”
Seeing that he had no follow-up, Boiling Sheep asked suspiciously: "Why don't you evaluate Sheng Yang Yang?" ”
"Him?"
Pleasant Goat was silent for a moment and muttered: "Resolute and resolute, brave and strategic, but it's a pity ......"
"You also want to say, 'If you are not of my race, their hearts will be different.'" Boiling Sheep answered. The two looked at each other and smiled, quite tacitly.
"Since none of them can be trusted, let's let them eat dogs."
"yes, let them kill each other."
……
Rumble!
Rumble!
With a loud bang, the thick walls were shattered, and the alley was so dusty that it was impossible to see. An embarrassed figure ran out of the dust, it was actually Da Hei, and the person chasing and killing behind him was Pang Xiao.
It's also quite a funny scene, Da Hei is more than 1.8 meters, tall and strong, looks like a fitness coach, full of a sense of strength, but he is being chased by a little fat dun who is only 1.7 meters at this time, and the contrast in this picture is really strong.
Da Hei was covered with ash and sweating, but Pang Xiao, on the other hand, was spotless on his body, and the two of them stood tall.
Da Hei gasped, frowned, and said, "I can't think of it, ha... Ha... You're so powerful. ”
"yes, I could have seen that you were a piece of shit." Pang smiled and struck in his direction with a palm.
Da Hei held his sword, picked it up from the bottom up, and slashed it towards his palm. Pang Xiao turned a blind eye to it, and did not slow down the speed of his palm at all!
When the palm of his flesh was about to touch the blade of the sword, his palm suddenly resembled a spirit snake, and the blade of the sword was rubbed at an extremely tricky angle and hit Da Hei's wrist, knocking the long sword to the ground.
Da Hei hurriedly covered his wrist and evacuated in pain, and he said with a look of surprise on his face: "This is the 'Mighty King Kong Palm' and the 'Serpentine Trick'!" How many martial arts planes did you go to? ”
I can't help but be surprised, Pang Xiao's understanding of martial arts moves has reached a fairly high level, he can extend dozens of advanced attack methods in one move, and even split and reorganize different martial arts moves, and integrate them!
It must be known that there are thousands of martial arts moves in this world, each of which is very distinctive, so there are so many sects in the martial arts, and there will be subtle differences between different sects, even if they make the same boxing technique.
Therefore, in the eyes of the vast majority of martial arts people, boxing is boxing, palm is palming, and well water does not interfere with river water.
But suddenly one day there was such a person, who included palm techniques in his boxing techniques, and his palms were mixed with fingering...... So the person who played against him suddenly found that he couldn't deal with it at all, because you couldn't see what his routine was.
Knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, invincible in a hundred battles, the most taboo thing to do against the enemy is to know nothing about one's enemy!
But it's very difficult for a warrior to make your opponent completely oblivious to you! This means that you not only have to learn from the past and the present, but also integrate the strengths of hundreds of schools of thought, and be proficient in the ever-changing! What's more, you've got to be a psychopath!
That's right, Pang Xiao is a psychopath. This is not to say that he is stupid, but that his way of thinking is different from ordinary people, it is a kind of "sick" thinking logic, so normal cannot capture his thinking inertia at all.
Therefore, there is often only a thin line between a genius and a madman, although Pang Xiao's way of thinking is different from ordinary people, he also has a profound martial arts realm that is difficult for others to touch.
Da Hei suffers a loss, he has a normal mind.
It seems ironic to say this, but this is indeed the main reason why Daikoku is currently at a disadvantage.
Pang Xiao bent down to pick up the long sword on the ground, and said with a smile: "The sword, it's not like you use it like this. As he spoke, he danced a sword flower and headed for the big black thorn. The long sword pierced directly through Daikoku's body!
Boom!
Da Hei's body suddenly turned into a puff of smoke and disappeared.
"Hey, this is already cheating, right......" Pang Xiao frowned, turned to stare at Da Hei, who had run to the roof at some point, "If I'm not mistaken, the one just now should be the 'Shadow Clone Technique', right?" ”
"Good eyesight!"
Da Hei stared at Pang Xiao condescendingly, took out his submachine gun, and shot at him.
"God walks!"
In the face of the oncoming bullets, Pang Xiao became unfazed, urged the internal force to use light skills, and his figure was suddenly as dexterous as a swimming dragon, dodging all attacks. When he rushed to the lower position of Da Hei, he made another move "Wudang Cloud Ladder" and quickly approached Da Hei.
Da Hei hurriedly ran away, Pang Xiao threw the long sword in his hand from a distance, this move is called "Chasing Souls for Life", the power of the move is very fierce, yes, but unfortunately he still hit only a clone.
He quickly sensed the location of Daikoku's true body, turned around, and sneered: "You are really a waste, I remember Naruto is a B-level plane, right?" Why, I only learned the ninjutsu of 'shadow clone'? ”
Da Hei blushed and said angrily: "What do you know! What does it mean to only learn the 'shadow clone', this is also B-level ninjutsu! ”
"B-rank ninjutsu for escape." Pang Xiao laughed and said disdainfully: "Even if you learn the A-level ninjutsu 'Multiple Shadow Clone Technique', in my opinion, you are still a scum!" ”
“……”
Dahei was angry when he heard this, and said in his heart: Fuck, you think ninjutsu is really so easy to learn! Lao Tzu is not indigenous! How much time did Lao Tzu waste in order to extract the chakra in his body, you know what a fart! Those natives look even more stupid than boiling sheep and sheep, but in fact, all the things they teach Lao Tzu are things that his mother can't learn!
Many newcomers think that after having high-level plane coordinates, they will be invincible in the world, this idea is really stupid.
To give a simple example, learning ninjutsu requires "chakra", learning spells requires "magic", and what are the "spiritual pressure", "domineering", "small universe", and so on...... Many things may be really easy for the natives, but for plane explorers like Daikoku, I'm afraid only firearms are the easiest things to master.
And the reason why Pang Xiao can laugh at Da Hei is indeed qualified, because he is quite witty, compared to the fantasy factors in those unreliable Japanese anime, he directly chose the Eastern martial arts and Western science fiction planes, so he not only learned a body of martial arts, but also got the transformation of the "T virus".
As for Daiko, it's both a C-level plane and a B-level plane, and I've learned all the ninjutsu, and it looks like it's cool and dazzling, but in fact, it's all stunts, it's fake! "Duang" will be beaten back to its original shape...... Well, in fact, these are not stunts, it's just that Da Hei really hasn't learned well, so it looks like he's not as strong as Pang Xiao.
"If you really only have that ability...... Pang Xiao smiled sneeringly, "then Captain, you can rest in peace." ”
boom!
boom!
boom!
There were several loud bangs, and Pang Xiao's foothold was blown to the ground!
Da Hei stretched out his middle finger angrily in the direction of the ruins: "Silly. Force! Knowing that Lao Tzu has been to the Hokage, why didn't he think that Lao Tzu knew the 'Detonation Charm'!? Hahaha! ”
"Detonation Charm" is a kind of charm, is one of the specialties of the world of "Naruto", the charm will explode in a small area after the explosion, its power is no less than a high-level fire escape released by a upper ninja, not to mention that the big black does not need money to scatter several at once!
Now, don't say that Pang Xiao is just a physical body, even if it is a body made of stone, it will be blown into slag.
What's more, the responsibility for the explorer killed by the "Detonator" is not counted on the explorer who set the trap, so Da Hei does not have to accept the punishment of the alliance.
It was just perfect! Dahei is going to be captivated by his own wisdom!
All that's left is to harvest the heads.
He thought so, however, the next scene made his eyes almost pop out!
Pang Xiao actually stood up again from the ruins! He had a left hand and a right leg blown off, but he was back on his feet!
Nima, is this an immortal body!
Da Hei couldn't tell what state he was in now, so he still kept a long distance to watch.
Pang Xiao was covered in blood, and a big hole was blown out of his fat stomach, and his intestines flowed out, obviously dying soon.
In this case, he actually smiled: "I didn't expect it, I actually let you win." ”
"Ah, I won." In the darkness, a figure whispered.
"I thought you were going to die...... Sure enough, you are the most powerful in this batch of newcomers. ”
"yes, you almost killed me." The person who walked out of the dark shadow was Wang Sheng! He used what Pang Xiao had said to him at the beginning and gave it back to him.
"So, take my head...... That kind of waste doesn't deserve to have loot. Pang Xiao laughed miserably and lost his breath.
Wang Sheng nodded expressionlessly, cut off his right wrist with a short sword, and took the shuttle away.
In the distance, Da Hei was dumbfounded!
Nima, you're stealing people's heads! I grass!
"Bastard, you put things down for Lao Tzu!" Da Hei roared and rushed towards Wang Sheng!
Wang Sheng gave him a middle finger without looking back and fled!
"Silly. Force! ”
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(there may be still at night, or it may be gone, so let's see the state...... Ask for recommendation votes, ask for collections! Is it because I'm not working hard enough? )