Chapter 304: Flowers Flatten Cow Dung
Cangzhou City is like a god to Uncle Li, and Shen Ruchao is no exception, seeing Yang Yi say this, he didn't think he was angry, just nodded, and said weakly: "Since it is the decree of the old immortal, the lower officials will not say anything, the two little masters, and this righteous man, go back and rest for the time being." ”
Yang Yi and Wei Er were anxious to see Li Shu'er and tell him everything that happened, so they stopped being polite, and after giving the salute, they took the masked woman down the city and walked towards the yamen of the state capital.
On the tower of the city, Shen Ruchao looked at the figures of Yang Yi and Wei Ergou who were gradually moving away under the city, and then turned to look at the military camp of the Taiping Army outside the city, his face was cloudy, and the look of worry became more and more heavy.
A gust of cold wind hit, choking Shen Ruchao and coughing. After seeing this, Decheng stepped forward and persuaded him: "The wind is strong in the city, and there are lowly guards here, so your lord should go back to the palace to rest." If your body is broken, who should the people of the city look to to protect you? ”
Looking at Decheng, who also had bloodshot eyes and sunken cheeks, Shen Ruchao's heart fluctuated, at a time when the banner people were generally arrogant and greedy but greedy for life and afraid of death, how fortunate and sad it was for him to have such a loyal and generous flag man as a captain, because he was likely to become the martyr of this city in the end, just like himself.
Should he be told about it, or should he wait and observe? Looking at Decheng with real eyes, Shen Ruchao thought for a while, and felt that the time was not ripe at the moment, so it was better to slow down and speak, so he sighed, said "I'm tired", and walked slowly towards the city steps with the support of the little guy.
Seeing Shen Ruchao's stiff back leave, Decheng could not hide the sourness in his heart, but when he turned to look at those soldiers who were also exhausted, Decheng's body was suddenly full of pride, drew his saber, and shouted: "Brothers, cheer up, we are all our own mothers and mothers-in-law and children behind us, we must not let them be insulted by that long hair, do you hear?!" ”
Listening to Decheng's passionate words, those soldiers suddenly clenched their shotguns and knives and spears, and quickly lay down on the battlements.
Besides, after Yang Yi and they got out of the city, they traveled all the way, and they arrived at the yamen of the state capital in a short time, at this time, the sky was already bright, and they saw that the lights in Uncle Li'er's room were already dim, and all kinds of sounds such as farting, hiccups, coughing and other sounds were intertwined, and Yang Yi frowned for a while, and said in his heart, Master, can you give me a long face, I am blowing to others that you are an old fairy with profound Taoism, and such an unruly immortal?
However, Wei Ergou had long been accustomed to Uncle Li's various vices, and he didn't care, so he went up and chiseled the door twice, not wanting that Uncle Li's door didn't have a latch at all, and opened it with a "babble".
Wei Ergou hurriedly went in first, and Uncle Li, who was stretching his waist and yawning, saw Wei Ergou coming in, and asked with a little surprise: "Eh, why did you come back so soon, what trouble did you run into?" ”
Wei Ergou wanted to give Uncle Li a little stimulation, but he didn't speak, let the door open, and Yang Yi immediately squeezed in.
As soon as Uncle Li saw Yang Yi's expression of wanting to speak, and then saw that these two masters had even changed their outfits, and their bodies were still stained with blood, mud stains and other suspicious traces, and they were also disgraced, they knew that they must have suffered a terrible experience, and they felt distressed for a while, and they were about to ask, when they saw a black-clothed masked man walk in, and from that figure and steps, it could be seen that it was a woman, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes all of a sudden, looking at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and asking with some stuttering: "I said, second master, what are you doing this night?" The outfit has also changed, the style has also changed, and a woman has been abducted and brought back, you, who of you can help your uncle with it, what's going on, eh? ”
Seeing Uncle Li's look of surprise, the masked woman stepped forward to say a blessing to Uncle Li, and said softly: "The folk girl Zhongli Yiyi pays a visit to the old fairy. ”
"Your name is Zhongli Yiyi, hehe" After listening to the woman's words, before Uncle Li could say anything, Yang Yi and Wei Ergou on the side finally knew her name, and couldn't help but look very curious.
"Huh? You don't even know her name? Then how dare you bring her back, according to the laws of the Qing Dynasty, smuggling human beings and servants is a felony, and those who can abandon the city can cut off their heads, you two calves are too worry-free, send you out to do something, I didn't understand the business, but brought a large number of living people back, you want to be angry with me, ah, two losers, I will cut you to death, I ......" When Li Shu'er saw that Yang Yi and Wei Ergou didn't even know what the woman's name was, he dared to take people back, annoyed that the two of them were easy to trust others, and acting Meng Lang, picking up the big shoes and going to return to the two of them.
Seeing that Uncle Li was angry, Zhongli Yiyi hurriedly stepped forward and was about to explain for Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, but Yang Yishen stopped her, shook his head and smiled: "Sensei, Uncle is just that donkey's temper, not to ...... it."
Yang Yi was laughing with Zhongli Yiyi, when he heard Wei Ergou's scream, and thought that Uncle Li had given him a throat lock and leg stumbling, and a slight punishment, but when he looked back, he saw Liu Ruoxue pulling Wei Ergou's ears, looking at Zhongli Yiyi with unkind eyes and asking: "Okay, you dog, go out for a night, you get a flower back for this girl, no wonder you come back and don't even say hello, this is a deliberate hide from me, right...... How did you get this, oops, this wound, you're going to die, aren't you?! ”
Liu Ruoxue was about to clean up Wei Ergou, when she suddenly saw that he was covered with wounds, and her anger turned into endless heartache in an instant, and she panicked and looked for gold sore medicine to compress the wounds of Wei Ergou and Yang Yi, and kept counting the two of them in her mouth, and the pity in her heart was beyond words.
As soon as I saw that a crazy Taoist priest appeared, and then a fierce and beautiful woman appeared, and she also looked at herself, that Zhongli Yiyi looked at Yang Yi, and asked a little overwhelmed: "She, who is she?" ”
"She's his pro-horse, ah, said bald, she's his insider, kissing the two of them, it's a little different in the way of expressing intimacy, haven't you seen you all night, Xiao Biesheng is newly married, and the two of them can't control their love when it's strong, hehe" Yang Yi's injury was lighter than Wei Ergou's, and after applying the medicine, he stood aside, and looked at Wei Ergou who was grinning with gold sore medicine with a wicked smile, and said cool words.
"You get out of the way for me, don't talk three pimple words there, who is his insider, I fell in love with this dead fat man who saw strange thoughts, it was really a flower inserted in the cow dung......" Liu Ruoxue heard Yang Yi's teasing, looked at Yang Yi with a pair of beautiful eyes, and was grieving herself, when she heard the unhappy Wei Ergou take a leisurely sentence: "If you are flowers, then the cow will not......"
Before Wei Ergou's words fell, he listened to the sound of "chirp", Liu Ruoxue made a 360-degree turn, and Wei Ergou's sturdy body covered with plaster was gorgeously laid on the ground, which made Uncle Li frown, and looked at Liu Ruoxue dissatisfied: "Peach girl, why is it not light or heavy, how white and blind is it to smash the glazed floor tiles......
"Floor tiles...... Bai Blind ...... "After listening to the strange conversation between Uncle Li and Liu Ruoxue's mending knife and leg gun, Wei Ergou looked at Uncle Li with a sad face and shouted: "Are you still my own master, I can't live this day, I must break up!" ”
After laughing and making trouble, Uncle Li separated Liu Ruoxue and Wei Ergou, and then looked at Zhongli Yiyi, who was still wearing a veil, and said with a smile: "This girl, since she has entered the door of the poor road, she is naturally not an outsider, can you ask the girl to change her clothes first, and then come to teach the poor road, hehe?"
Seeing that Uncle Li was so considerate, Zhongli Yiyi gave a salute to Uncle Li, and said, "The old gods have mercy, Yi Yiyan dares to disobey." ”
"Ergou, I understand, he doesn't have that lust, and he doesn't have that lust, let's go, let's take Zhongli girl to change her clothes, good." Uncle Li saw that Liu Ruoxue was still suspicious of Zhongli Yiyi, and his old face was full of wrinkles and coaxed Liu Ruoxue to take Zhongli Yiyi to change clothes.
"You two are true love, you look so ugly, and you are always afraid that the other party will be snatched away by others, and if you accept it, I am so moved that I am snot and blind, haha" Yang Yi looked at Wei Ergou who stood up with his old waist covered, and laughed loudly.
"Fuck off, do you believe it or not, who killed you...... Wei Ergou didn't dare to provoke Liu Ruoxue, so he could only sprinkle all his anger on Yang Yi.
"Shut up for me, the wind has stopped and the rain has stopped, and you think you're okay, right, the fuck will coax the arch fire to set up the seedlings, can you still do something, eh?" Uncle Li looked at this apprentice who didn't let him worry about it helplessly, and suddenly missed his master a little, it was really not easy for his old man to train himself and that senior brother back then.
After sending Liu Ruoxue and Zhongli Yiyi away, Li Shu'er called Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to the table, and asked the two to tell the experience in the Taiping Army camp as it was.
Hearing the outfits of those men described by Yang Yi and Wei Ergou, as well as the magic weapons such as the golden body and other magic weapons used, especially the three lamps standing in the center of Ji Wenyuan's military tent, Li Shu'er frowned and said, "According to what you said, those men still have a lot to do with our Zhengyi Sect......
"You can pull it down, Xiang Pan's relatives are also looking for that awesome, just those grandsons, all of them don't look like people, and they have something to do with our Zhengyi church, hehe" Wei Ergou looked at Uncle Li disapprehantly and laughed.
"You know!" Li Shu'er glared at Wei Ergou, and then said: "Those men you meet should be the disciples of the Yao Perfection Sect from Baiyue, and the Perfection Sect is a branch derived from our Zhengyi Sect Patriarch Zhang Tianshi when he preached in Baiyue, and this faction also respects the three Qing ancestors of Yuan Shi Tianzun, Daode Tianzun, and Lingbao Tianzun as the supreme god, respects Zhang Tianshi as the ancestor, and respects the "Xuanzhong Sect Master/Master" as the sect leader. The gods that we believe in are also the gods of our Zhengyi Sect, so to speak, the Perfection Sect is a variant of our Zhengyi Sect in Yao Township, and the origin is not deep. ”
Uncle Li twisted the whiskers on his chin, pondered for a while, and continued to count: "Judging from the three lamps you described, it should also be the so-called method of hanging lamps evolved by the Perfection Sect by borrowing from the Twenty-Eight Sutras and Seven Star Talismans of our Zhengyi Sect, which can enable believers in the present world to become 'family first' in the next life with the help ,......of Dao power."