Chapter 671: Heartbreaking...
Pipa Jing frowned slightly, as if she wanted to see the truth of Xiao Yu's words, but as a professional old driver, where would she see the flaws?
Xiao Yu was not stunned at all, and looked at him calmly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
The two looked at each other for a moment.
The pipa spirit couldn't help but turn his gaze, and a sneer appeared on his face: "Seeing that your cultivation is good, it must taste more chai." ”
Xiao Yu smiled slightly, "Don't you know when you take a bite and taste it?" I think it tastes pretty good. ”
“……”
How can this man not play his cards according to common sense! When I heard that I was going to eat him, shouldn't I cry bitterly and beg bitterly, what kind of look was this expectant expression?
The pipa essence bit his silver teeth secretly, and pushed the bun on the table angrily, "Don't eat it!" ”
"Oh, this is hard to make, don't eat too much waste." Xiao Yu shook his head, "As the saying goes, 'On the afternoon of hoeing day, sweat drops fall into the soil...... even if you don't eat it, give it to the little girls next to you, and their saliva comes out." ”
When the two little banshees standing next to them heard this, they hurriedly raised their hands and wiped the corners of their mouths, where is there any saliva?
The two little demons looked at each other cutely, and then realized that they had been deceived, and immediately puffed out their mouths, "You lied to people!" No drooling! ”
"That's it!"
The pipa spirit covered his forehead and sighed.
Gritted his teeth and glared at Xiao Yu, "You have sharp teeth, right?" Even my maid dares to tease! Let's go for a walk, and go to the hole in the back with this girl, and play a trick! ”
As he spoke, he grabbed Xiao Yu and went to the backyard.
Under the pink gauze tent, there is a large bed carved from warm jade, about two or three zhang in size, revealing the fragrance of fat powder.
When he arrived here, the pipa spirit was not in a hurry, pushed Xiao Yu to sit on the bed, and grinned:
"Xiao Langjun, although I am not a rich and luxurious place here, but I am also at ease, you and I are a companion, is it good to love you for a hundred years?"
Xiao Yu raised his eyebrows and looked, "Did you say this to many people?" ”
"What do you mean?!" The pipa spirit was furious.
"I always think your words are very smooth......"
"Shut up! There is not even a man in this daughter's country, how can I say such things to others? ”
Xiao Yu asked with interest, "Then why do you have to guard this daughter country, with your ability, where can you go?" Wanting a man isn't a matter of hooking your fingers. ”
"Of course it's because ......" After the words were finished, the pipa essence was stunned and woke up, "You are playing with my words!" ”
Xiao Yu secretly said "It's a pity", this girl's IQ suddenly went online at a critical moment, it's not easy to fool.
"Don't talk nonsense, I only let you and me be a dew husband and wife overnight, and then I will let you leave, you go to Yangguan Road, I cross my single-plank bridge, and then have nothing to do with it, what do you think?" The pipa essence powder is full of evil.
"That's not going to work." Xiao Yu shook his head.
"Why, don't you think this girl is not worthy of you?" The sound of the pipa spirit is colder.
Xiao Yu shook his head and said, "That's not it, the girl is naturally born with a beautiful appearance, which makes people feel sorry for me." ”
In all fairness, this pipa spirit is indeed born as beautiful as a flower, and it is not much worse than that daughter of the country, it can be said that Lu Chun Onion has ten fingers and is slender, embroidered delicately, and beautiful with gold beads, and the virtue of men is to like beautiful girls, which one can not be moved when he sees it? Unless it is to ask how sad you can be, just like those eunuchs who went up to the Qinglou by a group of eunuchs.
"Then why don't you want to be with me?" Pipa Jing's face looked slightly better, and he asked in a cold voice.
Xiao Yu said calmly: "Because I already have a lady." ”
"There is no man in the world who does not steal!" Pipa Jing sneered, "If you don't say this, I won't say it, who will know?" After that, you go to see your mother. ”
"That's not the problem." Xiao Yu sighed, "Men and women love at least a little bit of heart, right?" ”
"What do you mean to be distracted?"
"Know what you think, understand what you think, when you are unhappy, accompany you to be unhappy, when you are happy, accompany you to be happy, when you are down, never give up......"
The pipa spirit was silent, but there was a touch of yearning in his eyes. Doesn't that seem like a good day?
"It's a pity that I don't have that chance......
After a moment of silence, the pipa spirit asked faintly, "You have a good relationship with your lady?" ”
"That's right."
"In that case, you can go."
"Huh?" Xiao Yu was stunned for a moment, but shook his head and said, "I suddenly don't want to leave again." ”
Just kidding, you tied me up here, but when it came to the end, you waved me away again, which is a bit too much.
"I'll let you go, what else do you want?" Pipa Jing frowned.
Xiao Yu asked, "I don't know the girl's name yet." ”
Pipa Jing pursed her lips, as if hesitating, before she said, "My name is Yu Ling'er." ”
"Good name." Xiao Yu praised and asked, "How many years has the girl been here?" ”
"After this winter, there will be five cold and hot summers."
"The daughter country is a small country, and the people are only hundreds of thousands, why doesn't the jade girl go to the Dongtu Datang, I heard that there are hundreds of millions of people there."
"You have to take care of it!" The pipa spirit was a little irritable, "Let you go, don't make noise here, or I'll kill you!" Take it to make a steamed bun stuffed with human flesh! ”
Well, that's really not a deterrent.
If this thing is really a wicked person who kills people without blinking, where would he just talk about it, and he would have killed it a long time ago.
Seeing that she didn't want to say more, Xiao Yu didn't insist anymore, his arm shook, and he broke free of the Liuyun sleeve that tied him.
"You ......" Pipa Jing was slightly taken aback.
Xiao Yu said in a deep voice: "Originally, I was very unhappy that you caught me back, but for the sake of you just invited me to eat steamed buns, I won't care about you." ”
Pipa Jing raised his eyebrows, held the steel fork, and sneered: "You have this ability, come on, come on, grandma will catch you again!" ”
Xiao Yu waved his hand and said:
"I'll talk about that later, I have something to warn you about."
The pipa spirit looked at him and did not speak.
"In the process of traveling, I met the Tang monks and apprentices who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the Buddha in the West Heaven to learn scriptures in the Tongtian River......"
It can be clearly seen that when Xiao Yu talked about the Buddha, this pipa spirit trembled all over.
Xiao Yu groaned:
"Tang Seng, have you heard of it? It is said that it is the reincarnation of the golden cicada, a good person who practiced in the tenth generation, this time he learned scriptures from the west, but it was Guanyin himself who issued a decree, although there were many tribulations on the road, but there was a cover behind it, and there must be a thrilling pass...... In short, when their master and apprentice arrive here, you have to be careful and don't put yourself in it. ”
Xiao Yu couldn't bear it after all, and couldn't help but remind, after all, there are no big people behind the pipa essence, but the final ending was that she was killed by the old hen, and the fate of those little demons who served her can be imagined, it is really pitiful.
Pipa Jing looked at Xiao Yu, there was more surprise in his eyes, he took a step back slightly, and couldn't help asking: "Who are you, why do you know such a secret?!" ”