008 Good failed dates
"Alright, alright...... I'm not going to tease you, I'm going to get down to business! I really have something to ask you to ...... today" Li Mi simply repeated what happened today, and Liu Hanyu, who listened to it at the end, frowned.
"Qu Jiang bought two white yaks for 3,000 gold, and then we ate half of the ......," Li Mi pointed to the lunch box, which means that you also don't want to get out.
"The remaining twelve and a half, I must sell twenty-seven thousand gold coins, I really have no choice, and I can only ask you!"
"I know that the blue-collar girls' school is an aristocratic school, and it is full of rich ladies, they can definitely afford to eat this kind of top-quality beef, to be honest, you can't buy this kind of white yak if you want to, who asked our prime minister to only give the song barbarian hunting license!"
"You help me talk to the college cafeteria, buy the beef, I can also give the leopard an errand, I can't really cut half of the price, it's not easy for those song barbarians who have left their hometowns!"
Liu Hanyu's nose was about to be crooked, "Oh, that's what you said, please me?" In the end, we still paid for this beef? You don't suffer at all in this business, I'm so angry......" rushed up and twisted it several times.
"I can help you sell beef, the blue-collar college is still not short of this money, but have you thought about it, if you don't give the beef to Qujiang, you will really have an enmity with him." And you also rescued an orphan from that gangster, and you also gave him a knife, which he can't give up on, how do you want to settle this matter? ”
Li Mi thought for a while, "Don't be afraid, after all, I am the squad leader of the auxiliary troops, no matter how arrogant they are, it is impossible for them to storm the barracks, even if he has a relationship with the police chief, but they can't go too far, they really make trouble to negotiate with the military department, and they are also faceless!" ”
At this time, Li Mi said mysteriously, "I think I'm about to break through the tendon period!" After saying that, he took out the small crystal bottle from his bosom, and the pale blue liquid rippled in it.
"The Roland Institute's musculoskeletal nutrition potion?" Liu Hanyu really knows the goods, and he recognized it as soon as he saw the outer packaging.
"Well, it's genuine, but it's a pity that it's not the highest grade of goods, and this nutritional potion must be combined with a lot of actual combat drills to improve the probability of upgrading...... Do you really feel like you're about to break through? ”
Li Mi nodded excitedly, "Yes, during the duel with the fierce leopard this morning, I used to use a lying fist to attack his lower three lanes, and at that moment, I suddenly felt that the flexibility of the waist horse was greatly improved compared to before...... The more the enemy pressured me, the stronger the feeling became, and I felt like I was about to reach the street! ”
Liu Hanyu pursed his mouth and wanted to say something, but finally swallowed back: "If you believe me...... Go back and buy a little devil pepper, add a small amount when you use the nutritional potion, it will be very exciting, but it will definitely have a certain effect! ”
"Huh? Add devil pepper juice? How come I haven't heard of such a method? ”
"Don't forget that I teach history, this kind of partial method is a secret method that only some religious warriors in the Source Fire Empire dare to try, it has a certain effect, but it is very painful...... Forget it, I don't think you should try it! ”
Li Mi didn't hear the contradictions and entanglements in Liu Hanyu's tone, he suddenly remembered the unfinished story told by the battalion commander Chester in the morning, "By the way, you are the teacher who teaches history, then can you tell me the origin of the Half Moon Star?" And the wreckage of the battleship in our city, what is the story? I heard that this battleship has a lot of origin! ”
"How did you become interested in history? I remember that you used to only know about practice, food, and making money, right? These things tens of thousands of years ago, why do you pay attention to this? ”
"Tell me, Chester talked to me a couple of words this morning, and I don't know how to get interested!"
At this time, the moon had risen, the unique waning moon of the half-moon star hung in the sky, the bright moonlight was sprinkled on the moon-reflecting stone, and the white jade began to absorb the brilliance of the moon, and those soft lights were diffusely reflected countless times in the jade, and then turned into a hazy white fluorescent projection.
At this time, Liu Hanyu stood on the stone, and the moonlight in the sky and the light of the moonstone shone through without dead ends, and her shadow really disappeared at that moment.
It was a beautiful beauty like a glacier snow lotus, and Li Mi was already stunned!
"Fool ......" Liu Hanyu felt the hot gaze on her back, and her back was even about to be burned by Li Mi's gaze.
She could only change the subject, because she herself didn't know if it would get out of control in the next second.
"The war 30,000 years ago was actually a sad thing that the Huahan Dynasty never wanted to mention, although the dynasty won in the end, but under the jade crushing attack of the Black Left, the fleet was still seriously damaged...... The most terrible thing is that our dynasty has fallen a crown prince! ”
"You heard it right, and don't be surprised! This is the case with the Huahan Dynasty, and the heirs of all generations must have experienced the war themselves before they can ascend the throne, so it is not unusual for the crown prince to personally command a battleship or become a brawler, and in that war, Prince Ren of the Huahan Dynasty was a top armored brawler......"
"It's a pity, he didn't die on the battlefield, but died in the despicable sneak attack of the Black Left, the power system of the battleship he was on was completely destroyed in the impact, the main control system failed, and even the escape pod could not be activated...... In the end, the ship crashed on the Black Left Star! ”
Li Mi jumped up with a bang: "Crash!" Black Left Star? Are you talking about the wreckage of this battleship? "There is a very strange characteristic of human beings, which is to explore, and the moment when the unknown is discovered, it is exciting for everyone.
Liu Hanyu nodded lightly, "Yes, it's this 'benevolent' frigate, Prince Ren's ship!" You don't want to think about it, after the war, the battlefield will be cleaned up, 30,000 years is enough time for people to pick up the last iron nail, but how did this battleship become a poor residential area? ”
"The reason is very simple, His Majesty Emperor Wu back then protected this battleship as the mausoleum of the crown prince, and naturally no recycling robot would dare to work here!"
"Mausoleum? It turns out that we have been living in the mausoleum? But why did the royal mausoleum allow the poor to live in? Why weren't we driven away? Li Mi asked loudly.
"Have you forgotten the title of the crown prince? Prince Ren, the name of his battleship is also called Mercy, you can guess the character of this prince, and some people even claim that he is the greatest prince of the Huahan Dynasty for hundreds of thousands of years, and if he ascends the throne, he will become the greatest king! ”
Liu Hanbing suddenly became excited, and she said loudly: "How can there be such a prince in the world, he doesn't sit on the god-level battleship, he doesn't sit on the main battleship, but only chooses a frigate as his own ship...... Is there still such a prince in this universe? ”
"He said before the war, 'What I am good at is civil politics, peace and people, and battle armor fighting, I am not a qualified battlefield commander, so the commander of the warship should be given to the most suitable generals to ride, there is no layman in the world to lead the insider' Listen, is there such a wise prince in the world?"
"If the prince had been on a better warship, he wouldn't have died at all...... After that great battle, all the high-ranking military officials of the empire knelt on the edge of the ruins of the Mercy and wept for three days, and 3,000 fighters of the prince's army voluntarily went into the mausoleum to commit suicide......"
"The three major divine empires of the universe, as well as millions of small countries, have sent envoys of the highest level to mourn, and even the noble alliance and the fallen stars have sent representatives, and the infinite glory belongs to him, the most merciful prince!"
Two lines of tears flowed down: "Just imagine, a prince whose name of mercy spreads throughout the universe, will prevent poor citizens from living in his mausoleum? The current ruined area is what he wants! ”
Li Mi was already shocked, he didn't expect that Half Moon Star would have such a heroic and touching story, and he didn't expect the woman in front of him to be so excited.
"So, is it true that the legendary Emperor Wu angrily blew up the Black Left Star? That's when the moon was blown apart? Li Mi asked cautiously.
"Yes, when the battleship that the prince was riding crashed into the great lake of Heizuoxing, Emperor Wu, who lost his mind, issued a slaughter order, and thousands of light ship guns began to bombard the planet indiscriminately, the god-class battleship Kowloon Feitian, the yield of one main gun reached 1800000 tons, and how many salvos can the small moon withstand?"
"Half Moon Star got its name from that time, and the moon was blown up alive by countless space battleships. Countless fragments turned into meteorites and fell into the atmosphere, and in the end, only half of the moon remained stubbornly spinning in its orbit...... In fact, this can no longer be called the moon, it is just a semi-circular meteorite! ”
History is really a door that cannot be opened easily, and Li Mi was shocked and speechless just by looking at the crack in the door.
"Oh my boy, the meteorite of half a moon smashed on the earth, and there are countless bombardments from naval guns, can the entire planetary ecosystem still want? Won't it collapse? ”
"How can it not collapse, a mass extinction of creatures in the Half Moon Star lasted for five thousand years, and it took the Huahan Dynasty five thousand years to spend countless financial resources to restore it to its current state...... Why don't you know all this dusty history? In fact, the royal family deliberately covered up the shame of Emperor Wu back then, and that massacre was too ......"
Liu Hanbing was silent, and Li Mi was also silent, he found that it was too heavy to study historical topics when dating women, and the romantic atmosphere was empty.
Li Mi really wants to give himself two mouths, what are you doing with this? Curiosity can kill not only a cat, but a perfect date.
Ay...... I wanted to try to break the window paper by the way on this date, but I can't do it, this is really not going to die if you don't die!
The moonlight sprinkled on the two of them, but the atmosphere became more and more lonely, "That...... I have one more trouble for you! ”
"Say ......" Liu Hanyu was so angry that he didn't have the strength to scold.
"That, the song man child I saved, can you think of sending it to the orphanage? I'm an unmarried virgin with a child, how misleading! ”
"Phew...... Do you still know about the misunderstanding? Do you still know how to save face? Still licking his face and saying that he is a virgin? If you take care of a lot of nosy things all day long, you know to make trouble for me, and I will strangle you! ”