Chapter 2: Two Wonders

stared at his eyes until dawn, and his mood quietly calmed down, but he still didn't think of any countermeasures.

Looking at the hands, reminiscing about the wonderful feeling, I suddenly noticed the broken palm prints. Why not search the Internet and find out what will happen to this palm print?

After a morning, I finally got some gains.

Broken palms, there is a popular saying among the people, "Men cut off their palms for a thousand catties and two, and women have broken their palms over the house." ”

In addition, there is a more explicit statement: "The left hand is broken, and the palm is a talisman; The right hand is severed, and the treasury is in charge. ”

But with both hands broken, most of them vaguely said, "Rare, one in a thousand chance." Either this person is a genius! Either this person is an idiot! ”

To sum up the above three points, after analysis, I came to a conclusion: "I should be a genius!" Both the talisman and the treasury! ”

But why do I still have nothing, nothing? And I'm not an idiot!

Looking at the palm prints on his hands, he fell into deep confusion again. Neither a genius nor an idiot, what is my problem? What does my destiny look like?

was struggling, but my mother suddenly pushed the door in. Because she often works night shifts, I basically make decisions at home at night. She naturally didn't know about last night's incident. Now I just want to ask my mother, what is my fate as a strange man with a broken palm? Even if she doesn't know, she should be able to find someone who does, right? Because she always goes to someone to tell her fortune.

"Mom, can you take me to fortune telling?"

"You bear child, why do you suddenly want to tell fortunes? Didn't you never believe that? ”

"Well...... I suddenly felt like I was supposed to be a genius today, so I figured out what direction I should go in the future. ”

"Hehe... Are you a genius? No kidding, right? Fortune telling requires sincerity, and your mentality is not accurate at all! ”

"Huh? Can't you? I'm sincere! Besides, fortune telling is not a blessing, even if the heart is not sincere, the level of the fortune teller is too bad, right? ”

"Yo? Pretty reasonable! Well, I'll take you to fortune telling on your day off, but I haven't counted it for you? I'd love to know what your fate is. ”

My mother turned around and went back to her room to sleep, but I suddenly felt like I had lost my soul, and I didn't know what to do now. In the past, I played online when I had nothing to do, but today I was not in the mood at all, and I was waiting with anxiety.

I sat in a daze until late at night, when the old clock rang again, and I realized that it was time to dream every night again.

But today I don't want to dream, and I'm afraid to dream, I don't know if that cat girl will come. If she does come, what am I going to do?

"Meow!"

My heart suddenly trembled, I didn't feel anything when I heard this cat meow before, but hearing it today doesn't mean she's coming?

"Oooo

There was a knock on the bedroom window, and I saw a kitten crouching out the window, its green eyes staring at me.

"Y-What are you going to do?"

"Three madmen, open the window, I'm going to come in."

"Phew! Let you in, do I still have a way to live? You think I'm Master Fan, huh? ”

"Humph! Do you think I can't get in? ”

After the kitten finished speaking, it actually began to hit the glass with its head.

My heart suddenly rose to my throat, if it broke through the glass, what should I do when I came in? Do you want to fight it hand-to-hand?

Kindness...... Find a guy first, even if it's hand-to-hand combat, you can take advantage of it.

Running into the kitchen, I grabbed a kitchen knife, clutched it tightly, and went back to the room to stare at the kitten and continue to hit the glass.

After waiting for a long time, the kitten seemed to be a little dizzy, but it still failed to break through the glass. It was so angry that it kept baring its teeth and howling at me outside the window.

Could it be that this little monster has just cultivated to adulthood? Don't have any skills? Can't even get a piece of glass? You're too weak, aren't you?

"Meow! Three madmen, open the window, I can make your death more comfortable. ”

"Phew! Is it still comfortable to die? Who are you fooling! ”

Seeing that it really couldn't get in, my heart was half relieved. It seems that installing a double-layer thickened glass window can not only protect against the cold, but also effectively resist the invasion of foreign enemies!

"Three madmen, don't you like beautiful women, how about I can become a beauty and let you die happily?"

"Humph! I'm lewd and, but that has to be a talent, with a monster like you...... Disgusting! ”

"Meow! What happened to the youkai? Look at me......"

The kitten said, and turned into the beautiful cat girl from last night, standing on the windowsill and scratching her head at me through the glass.

"Phew! The sanctity of the goddess has been ruined by you, and even if you strip naked, I am not interested. ”

"Really?"

As she spoke, she actually began to undress. Because she was wearing less in the first place, she was naked almost instantly!

Beautiful face, fair skin, slender waist and a pair of slender thighs, two snow-white white rabbits, and constantly jumping around in front of my eyes.

"Dangchang!"

The kitchen knife in his hand fell to the ground and almost missed his toe.

Wiped a handful of saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hand, and continued to watch her dance through the glass. That's right, she's dancing right now, and if only there was music!

Maybe she was tired of dancing, or maybe she noticed that I was looking at her, and she suddenly stopped. Staring at me, his face flushed, I don't know if it was shyness or anger.

"Three madmen, you are so shameless, and you are not a man! Seeing a beauty like me, you are indifferent! Can't you be practical except for YY? ”

"Hehe..."

I didn't really have much to say to her except a few smirks. Youkai, no matter how many tricks you play, it's useless. Brother, I'm used to seeing similar performances, and if you want to rely on this kind of Taoism, you want to make Brother Bai fall at your feet? You're still a little tender!

Seeing that I was still silent, she finally became angry and roared madly.

"Three madmen! You're a perverted, shameless villain, impotent faggot! No wonder you can't find a girlfriend all the time, don't even think about it in your life! Yes...... Meow! ……”

Hearing her hold me up so high, I wanted to kiss her. But I'm a little sleepy now, I haven't slept for two days, and I'm thinking about how to deal with you. But you're so weak that you can't even deal with a piece of glass, so what's there to be afraid of!

"Ah......h

With a long yawn, I collapsed on the bed and slowly closed my eyes.

Coming, I saw her still screaming outside the window, naked! It's beautiful! Hehe...

"Zhang Shanfeng, can't you remember it at all? See you sleep so soundly, let's see each other in our dreams. ”

There is an inaudible voice in my ears, which is very good, like the profligate anchor of some programs. Is she talking? But I want to sleep now, and I'll answer you tomorrow!.

……

I dreamed again, but it didn't feel the same as every time I went to sleep. I'm so dizzy, so messy! The dizzy world is spinning, and it's like a pot of paste! It's very clear in front of me, and I feel this way when I sleep, it's the first time!

Every time I dream of my beloved goddess, but I am always disturbed, it's really not fun! Will it continue without hindrance this time? Yes...... Looking forward to it.

"Hehe... Goddess, where are you? Brother is here! ”

"Meow!"

"Oh! It's a cat again! You're so ghostly, you actually chased my brother to my dream, say, what do you want to drop my brother? ”

There was no goddess of the past in front of me, but a cat girl who had just looked at me through the window. Not seeing the goddess already made me a little depressed, and now she even asked me if I remembered her. This makes me how to answer, I just want to rush over and give her an appetizer drop.

I did the same thing, and it turned out that I couldn't touch her at all, damn it!

"What are you going to do? I just want to get some good sleep, why can't I get along? ”

"You forgot, didn't you? Let me remind you, do you remember how many cats you killed? ”

"This ...... I don't remember. What does it have to do with you? Are you avenging them? ”

"Even if it is, as a cat demon, all the same kind of people who have not attained enlightenment are naturally my children. You killed my child, do you think I should come to you? ”

"Is that why you're here to kill me?"

"It's a little hard to kill you right now, but I'm not going to let you get away with it."

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm going to scare you to death, so you won't break the rules."

"Damn! Brother, I'm from Xiamen University! How can there be loopholes in Tiantiao, and it is actually scared to death that people don't break the law?! ”

"There are still omissions in the restoration of the French Open, how can there be no holes in the restoration of the Sky Net!"

"Humph! Aren't you afraid that you won't scare me to death, and I'll use the cat to operate again? ”

"After all, you are human, and people will always have fear."

"If you were killed by me, would you still be able to scare me to death?"

"I have nine lives, what is it if I die one or two! You have one life, what are you going to do to fight me?

"En......"

I really don't know what to fight you with, but there's always a way.

When she saw that I was not speech, she suddenly changed into a different picture.

Two pointed ears stand on top of the head, but the cheeks are bare! The eyes are huge, the pupils in the blue eyes have become a line, and the corners of the eyes are drooping and the tips of the eyes are raised, and the face is also covered with long hairs.

Seeing her dignity, I suddenly realized why in Journey to the West, many people would be scared when they saw Sun Wukong!

The nose is even more goosebumps, and anyone who sees a cat's nose magnified several times and then grow on a human face will feel very uncomfortable!

It is said that women take a little bit of cherry, but this mouth is as big as a bowl when it is cracked, and the white fangs inside are dotted with dark green things, which makes people feel like vomiting!

Look at her body again, it's all hair now, very long, long hair. Although it looks a bit like wearing a mink, it feels awkward no matter how you look at it!

Catgirl!

A character who often appears in anime, when she appeared in front of me in this way, I suddenly realized that the manga was too different from the real thing! This kind of superb is really indescribable!

"Meow! I'll give you a good taste of what is fearful. ”

β€œwele。”

I had the courage to reply to a sentence in English, but my heart trembled, I hope it doesn't understand, brother, I'm just happy and happy, don't you understand, really come!

"Meow!"

The Catwoman in front of me squeezed out a smile at me, and that look seemed to tell me that she could understand English.

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