Chapter Seventy-Four: (Three Turbidity Bureaus)

Author: Long Zun Tingbo

The burial of the corpse in the underworld will invite disaster, and the lonely soul and wild ghost sit at home,

It is the Lord who comes and you become a guest, and the great calamity comes and the first year is sad.

This is really a house leak that happened to rain overnight, and the boat was late and encountered a head wind! What are you afraid of, what you are afraid of, what you are afraid of, what you are afraid of. I slowly raised my head and shouted, "Uncle Lin....." Lao Shang was also stupid and slowly shouted: "Wan.... Uncle Wan". These two old guys are really carved out of a mold, and they are all virtuous when they come to KFC to order. As soon as Uncle Wan saw Uncle Lin, he immediately sneered and said: Look at your turtle appearance, come to such a high-end restaurant, order such low-level things, the waiter will bring me a shark fin steamed bear paw, the bear paw needs to be deboned. I just took a sip of the hot drink, and I spit it all out, thinking, this Uncle Wan is still laughing at Uncle Lin's turtle, isn't he also the same virtue as Uncle Lin? A KFC staff member came over and said to Uncle Wan with a smile: Uncle, we don't have anything you two want, we only have hamburgers, fries, and cola here. Uncle Lin immediately laughed back at Uncle Wan and said: Pretend! You're pretending! Let's show the stuffing! Shark fin steamed bear's paw, do you know shark fin? Don't really serve it to you, you will eat it as vermicelli again. Uncle Wan immediately replied: I haven't eaten it? I haven't eaten it, can I name it? The two of us are not worth the same, and I don't bother to meet you like a mountain cannon. This Uncle Wan talked about Uncle Lin one by one, one by one, as if Uncle Lin was really a turtle mountain cannon who had never seen the world, but in fact, he was not much better than Uncle Lin. Uncle Lin immediately sneered and said, "Oops! I don't know which of us is the turtle mountain cannon, can shark fin and bear paw be eaten together? Don't you kill him anymore. Uncle Lin just wanted to return the mouth, the mobile phone in his pocket rang, and at the same time Uncle Lin's mobile phone also rang, I saw the two of them take out their mobile phones at the same time, and then nodded and said: Wait a minute, it will be there soon. Then the two hung up the phone, waved their hands to me and Lao Shang and said: The car has arrived, take the luggage and go. Lao Shang and I picked up our suitcases and walked out of the KFC gate with these two old urchins. I saw a black Santana sedan parked not far away, and the two old guys ran towards the car. It turned out that Uncle Wan and Uncle Lin were trying to grab the co-pilot's seat, but Uncle Wan ran a step slower, and Uncle Lin pulled open the car door, only to see the co-pilot, a thirty-six or seventeen-year-old woman, get out of the car and shout: Brother Lin, Brother Wan, you are both here, get in the car, and the family is waiting. Uncle Lin looked at the woman in front of him and shouted: Xiaoyun, you.... You're here too. Uncle Wan pouted and smiled, and said in a sarcastic tone: It's quite a big person, I'm really not ashamed, I always want the site to be cheap, and I even want to grab a seat in a car, what kind of character. This Uncle Wan is really amazing, he didn't grab the co-pilot's seat, and immediately began to pretend to be high, I really admire Uncle Wan's personality, if it is put now, I can definitely fight with Li Moumou's lawyer team. Uncle Wan opened the back door and went up, and I followed Uncle Wan to the back, and Uncle Lin saw that Uncle Wan and I were sitting in the back, and he also came from my side, and I sat between Uncle Wan and Uncle Lin. Lao Shang ran over with a big bag and a small bag and said to Uncle Lin: Uncle Lin, where am I sitting! Uncle Lin was irritated by Uncle Wan at this time, and said to Lao Shang angrily: Go and sit in the trunk, whoever told you to walk so slowly, you can't catch up with the hot ground when you eat. The woman sitting in the co-pilot in front of her immediately asked: Brother Lin, this young man is yours....? Uncle Lin replied: This is my apprentice. The woman immediately said, "Come on, young man, sit with me!" I'm looking for a taxi. Uncle Lin immediately said: Xiaoyun, you don't have to worry about him, let him go to the trunk and stay, anyway, he will be there in a while. As soon as I heard it, I went to the trunk and immediately said: Aunt Yun, you don't need to take a taxi, I'll change it with Lao Shang, Lao Shang, you can sit here with me! I go to the trunk, I'm thinner than you, I'm lying in the trunk just right. Aunt Yun, Ruo Ruo said: This is not good! It's not that we can't get a taxi, so why do we have to go to the trunk! I immediately smiled and said: It's okay, it's okay, it's not far anyway, it's going to be there in a while, why do you have to take a taxi to spend that unjust money. Aunt Yun smiled and said: I didn't expect you to develop this good habit of thrift and thrift at a young age, you are really sensible. I smiled and said, it's okay, Lao Shang, get in the car! Old Shangle's fart sat in the position I just had, I opened the trunk, it was very clean, Aunt Yun threw a foam board in the trunk again, and tore a useless cardboard box, and exposed the clean side to cover it for me, I lay down quite comfortably, there was an empty cardboard box on my head, I took it as a pillow, and pillowed on it. I thought to myself, I'm sensible, you don't know my purpose yet. I took the initiative to ask to come to the trunk to lie down comfortably, and secondly, to avoid these two old naughty boys, Lao Shang was a big fool, and he didn't come to such a good place for him to give the trunk, so he can't blame me, hehe, I'll see how he copes with these two old naughty boys. The car started, and Aunt Yun asked, "Brother Wan, Brother Lin, you two haven't eaten yet, have you?" I'll go back and eat first. Uncle Wan immediately said: I just finished eating, and when I get home, I will tell you the ins and outs of the matter, and I will eat as soon as I enter the door if I am not in a hurry to eat. I thought to myself, Uncle Wan, this old bastard, is thinking about calculating Uncle Lin all the time in his heart, you yourself are full of food and drink, and Uncle Lin and Lao Shang have not eaten anything when they enter KFC? You also told Aunt Yun that she was not in a hurry to eat, this old guy was really hurting home. The car drove for more than an hour, parked at the edge of a village, just now because he had eaten at noon, the proud Uncle Wan, at the moment got out of the car and his face was green, the road from Acheng to this village was not easy to walk, squatting and bumpy along the way, Uncle Wan was dizzy and swayed left and right when he got out of the car and walked, just took a few steps and spit out the little thing he ate at noon. I ate at noon, but I lay down in the trunk and didn't feel motion sickness or anything at all. This tunzi is not very large, and there can be about 30 households. Aunt Yun took us into a large courtyard, the courtyard is a large brick house, it seems that it has just been built not long ago, and there are all kinds of modern equipment in the house, as well as computers (at that time, computers were not as popular as they are now, and at that time, we had to go to the Internet café to go to the Internet!). ）！ The habit of the rural areas of Northeast China is to be hospitable, as long as you come to the village from afar, the first thing is to eat. A table of chicken, duck and fish, and an authentic chicken stew with mushrooms. It makes people drool when they look at it, at this time, I have an idea of drooling, although Uncle Lin and Lao Shang are not as serious as Uncle Wan, but they are also a little sick and have no appetite. Uncle Wan's embarrassing thing is not to mention, as soon as he saw the chicken, duck and fish on the table, his first reaction was to find the toilet and continue to vomit.

During the meal, an old man who looked to be in his 70s and had a high collar said to Uncle Wan and Uncle Lin: Baolin, Qingquan, my old grandson is sorry for you! After that, she cried with a whine, and Aunt Yun immediately said: Dad, don't cry, it's been so long. We looked at Aunt Yun, and then at this old man, this old man's age is about to be Aunt Yun and his grandfather (I later learned that Aunt Yun is the old man of this old man, Aunt Yun's original name is Sun Liyun), it seems that Uncle Wan and Uncle Lin have known this family for a long time. Uncle Wan also sighed and said: Yes, Uncle Sun, let him go over the past! I was too persistent when I was young, and if I could have wanted to open a little, maybe now I have a full house of children and grandchildren. Uncle Lin lowered his head, and he also sighed with a sigh, he really didn't know what had happened between them. A man who looks like a man from the five big and three rough dealers said: Let's not mention the past again, say something happy (I heard Aunt Yun call this man big brother, this person should be the eldest son of the old man). It seems that they all know about the previous incident, and it seems that only me and Lao Shang are the only ones in the whole room who don't know what happened to them. I saw Uncle Wan ask about the matter of going to do something this time, and the big man, who is Aunt Yun's eldest brother, began to tell us the ins and outs of this matter. It turned out that when Aunt Yun and this big man's grandfather died, the cemetery was found by Uncle Wan and Uncle Lin, and then they did the rituals. I saw Uncle Lin jump up from the kang and shout: What is it? You have touched the grave. The Boss Sun stammered: Yes.... Yes! How... What's wrong, it can't be that there's something wrong with the grave! Uncle Wan didn't ask calmly like Uncle Lin: How did you build your tomb. The grandson boss said again: We found a Mr. Yin and Yang in our village to show us, and he told us to build a cement wall behind the grave, I am afraid that the grave will be soaked when the river rises, don't they all say that the grave is not good if it is stained with water? We haven't touched anything, have we? And they built a wall. Uncle Lin shouted again: It's enough to build a wall, what do you want, do you know that your old man's grave can't block the water bureau. The big man was yelled at by Uncle Lin like this, like a little sheep, yes, he stammered and said: That... What happens if you build a wall. Uncle Wan said slowly: We originally wanted to find a piece of Wuxing Diwang homestead for your old man, but in the end we only found a cemetery with four short lines, the west of this land is the highway, accounting for the Shenyou Gold Bureau of the Wuxing Land Branch, and the east is a forest, Zhan Yin Mao Mu Bureau, and the south is facing the village, the village often lights a fire to cook on the kang, and the cooking smoke is faint, so this occupies the Siwu Fire Bureau, and the north is the branch of your Lalin River, which occupies the Haizi Water Bureau, and the center is the cemetery, but there is no soil bureau in the four seasons, So at the beginning, Lao Lin Bing and I were divided into two ways, he was responsible for finding two bags of soil in the east and west, and I was responsible for finding two bags of soil in the northwest, and when you buried your old man, didn't you see me and Lao Lin and pour the four bags of soil into the pit! We have artificially created a five-element earth branch for your family. If the naturally formed Five Elements Earth Branch Cemetery, I am not afraid that you will modify it, even if you raise the grave and bury it again, it will be fine, but this artificial one will not work, once this bureau is broken, not only will it be unblessed, but it will cause trouble, when Lao Lin and I left, I have already told you not to move this grave, why don't you listen! Now this bureau is no longer the Five Elements Dizhi Wang Mansion Bureau, it has become the Three Turbidity Bureau, and there is one less Chenxu Chouwei Four Seasons Earth Bureau, and now you have built the wall and blocked the Northern Haizi Water Bureau. In this way, the five elements and the two less have become the three turbidity bureaus, as the so-called, the yin bureau will invite trouble to bury the corpse, and the lonely soul and wild ghost will sit at home, and it will be sad when the lord comes to you to become a guest, and the first year of great disaster is sad. The water bureau is blocked, and the water vapor cannot enter the bureau, and the yin qi of the corpse will rush into the river from the ground, so the ice on the river surface will not freeze solidly. When Boss Sun heard this, he immediately shouted: I will find someone to tear down the wall immediately. Uncle Lin scolded: Now there is still a fart for dismantling, the Five Elements Bureau has become a three-yin bureau, and there are still corpses buried in the three-yin bureau, which has become a three-turbidity bureau again, are you dead? Boss Sun's legs and stomachs were twisted, and he said tremblingly: Brother Wan, Brother Lin... So what to do? Uncle Wan said: Fortunately, you called the two of us earlier, otherwise you wouldn't expect to stop this year, and get up early tomorrow morning to move the grave. Boss Sun sighed and asked, "Then what can I do now?" Uncle Lin scolded: Go home and die, there is more than enough success and failure, so hurry up and find someone to start the grave tomorrow. At this time, Uncle Wan and Uncle Lin actually breathed out of one nostril for the first time in history, which is really rare in a hundred years!

In the evening, Lao Shang and I were arranged in a room with a computer, which gave Lao Shangle no way to find the north, while playing the most popular online game at that time, "Bloody Jianghu", while humming a small song. I watched Lao Shang play and listened to hi, and also built a number, not to mention that the game picture is really good, the mountains and rivers are beautiful, the scenery is pleasant, and the characters are also bright, I am thinking about what to give my number a good name, think about it and think of the black dragon god, I gave a name to the dragon god of Heilongjiang, created a swordsman, and went out to take a small wooden stick to beat the toad, Lao Shang taught me how to play, I rose to more than 10 levels, I felt a little sleepy, after all, I was a little tired after a bumpy day, I first went to bed and closed my eyes into the realm of the Six Laws of Humanity, reviewed each of the Six Laws of Humanity, and fell asleep before I knew it. I woke up at six o'clock the next morning, I saw that Lao Shang was still lying on the bed and didn't get up, so I even pushed and dragged him to get up, Lao Shang lazily said to me that he played until three o'clock in the morning last night, and wanted to sleep for a while. Seeing his stiff corpse, I got up first to wash, the uncles and aunts in the countryside got up early, when I went out, there were already a lot of neighbors in the yard who helped to raise the grave, some with shovels, some with hoes, Uncle Wan and Uncle Lin stood in the yard and commanded, Uncle Lin saw me out and asked, what is Lao Shang doing? I said to Uncle Lin, Lao Shang is getting dressed! Uncle Lin muttered: "It's a pig, let him hurry up and get up at what time." I turned around and ran into the house and dragged Lao Shang up, and when I came to the yard, everyone was ready, and Uncle Wan said to everyone: When the grave is raised in a while, the sheep, dogs and Tai Sui people in the village should not go, and we will set off for the rest. Our group walked to the north of the village, and after a while we came to the cemetery, the layout here is indeed good, but the feeling of coming here is very uncomfortable, the winter should be frozen, but here is like a warm current, the fog is like the water vapor emitted by cooking in the house in winter, giving people a very depressing feeling. Uncle Wan said: No wonder the river is not frozen, if you don't move the grave quickly, I'm afraid your old man will be dead. Boss Sun asked: Why is Brother Wan called a corpse? Uncle Lin said angrily: Raising a corpse is a corpse, do you understand the corpse. Boss Sun's face turned pale with fright, and he stammered and asked: That.... So what to do? Uncle Wan snorted and said, "What should I do?" What to do? Hurry up and find another place to bury you. Boss Sun agreed, Uncle Wan, let people move a table, put on the incense platform with the appearance of fairy wind bones, inserted three incense sticks in the incense burner, Uncle Lin took the compass to find a burial place nearby, only to see Uncle Wan holding a handful of yin tickets in his hand, and said with words in his mouth: Old lady Sun stepped on the lotus, unearthed the ascension merit circle, the wandering soul did not block the road, and the wild ghosts did not come to entangle, the deceased stepped on the road of bliss, did not stick to the reincarnation of the well, and the demons and monsters leaned on the side, and I gave yin money to everyone. After reciting the mantra, Uncle Wan threw a handful of yin tickets in front of the grave, and then said to the people behind: Raise the grave. I looked at the stone wall behind the tomb, as if a place had been re-altered, and I told Uncle Wan, Uncle Wan asked these farmers to cut the wall behind the wall, and took out a piece of green paper in it, and drew a lot of bars with cinnabar on the paper, Uncle Wan asked Boss Sun what was going on with this talisman, Boss Sun shook his head and said I don't know, there was no such thing when building the wall, Uncle Wan said coldly: It seems that Mr. Yin and Yang are not helping your family, It's going to hurt your family! Boss Sun's father, who was also the old man, came over and asked, "What?" Why does he want to harm us? Uncle Wan said: Has your family offended him in anything? Uncle Sun thought for a while and said: I don't think I have anything to do with that Mr. Yin and Yang apart from that incident. Uncle Wan asked: What is the matter with Uncle Sun! Uncle Sun sighed and said: After you and Xiaolin left the village because of that incident, the next year there was a Mr. Yin and Yang in the village, who had a funeral dead person in the village went to him and asked him to preside, and then he took a fancy to my old daughter Xiaoyun and took the initiative to come to the door to propose, but Xiaoyun refused, and then he left, and he didn't see him angry. Uncle Wan sighed and said: Uncle Sun, as the saying goes, it is difficult to draw a tiger with skin and bones, and you don't know your heart if you know people and faces! If he hadn't rejected him because of Xiaoyun, how could he have harmed your whole family! At this time, Uncle Wan's mobile phone rang, and it was Uncle Lin who called, saying that the cemetery had been found, and asked how he was busy. Uncle Wan said that the grave was being raised, and at this moment, several croppers called and saw the coffin, and all of us surrounded it. A few croppers used a crowbar to pry open the coffin lid, a pungent smell floated out, the coffin was opened for a while, the smell became smaller, we went to see Mrs. Sun's appearance, only to see that Mrs. Sun's face was festered in many places, crawling with maggots, lips were purple, the most terrifying thing was that the two eyes were wide open, how could the eyes of the corpse open themselves after entering the coffin! Uncle Wan looked at it and said: The turbidity of the corpse is too thick, it can't be buried immediately, it must be dispersed, and it will be noon soon (noon is noon, and some older people usually call noon noon), and the yang qi of noon is the heaviest, which can reduce some turbidity. Uncle Wan took out his mobile phone and called Uncle Lin again, telling Uncle Lin that the corpse could not be buried immediately, and asked him not to dig a pit first, and then ordered a few people to guard the coffin to avoid being borrowed into the coffin by animals and causing the dead corpse to deceive the corpse, and to cover the coffin lid before the moon came out at night to prevent the corpse from shining on the moon, and the corpse was easy to change when it was illuminated by the moon. After these orders, we all went back to the village. After returning to the village, I asked Lao Shang what turbidity was, and Lao Shang told me that qi is divided into five types, namely yang, yin, resentment, evil, and turbidity. The first four are very common, but turbidity is extremely rare, Uncle Wan and Uncle Lin are looking for this land is indeed a treasure land, and the bureau that has been changed after the change also has a famous hall called the Five Grains Bureau, the so-called, the five grains harvest every year, the gods are also greedy when they see it, and the wealth is rolling from generation to generation, and women can not be buried only men. The reason why this time will lead to the formation of turbidity is because Mr. Yin and Yang made a stumbling block from it, the wall on the north side of the tomb blocked the Haizi Water Bureau in the north, and the water flow was not exhaustive, and the remaining three sides of the gas continued to pour into the central Chenxu Chouwei Four Seasons Earth Bureau, but the central soil bureau was artificially made, so it couldn't stand the naturally formed three rounds of gas, so the three rounds of gas poured into the coffin, and the corpse played a similar effect to filtration, after the three sides of the gas poured into the corpse, it adhered to the yin gas inside the corpse, Then the corpses gushed out and flowed towards the Haizi Water Bureau in the north, so this can explain why the ice on the river surface is not solid, you think about it, the four fulcrums fall together, it will have the effect of backlash, as the so-called rivers and rivers return to the sea, the power of the sea is the largest, turbidity gas pours into the water bureau, it will flow to the sea, but to a certain extent, it will be counterattacked by the aura of the sea, just like a person stepping on a bench, suddenly a bench leg is broken, this person will fall in the direction of the bench broken leg, At this time, a bus suddenly rushed out from the direction of the broken leg of the bench and knocked this person into the air, you think about what it will be, and the answer is definitely death. Hearing Lao Shang say this, I couldn't help but sweat profusely and said: What is the use of that talisman. Lao Shang said to me: The function of that charm is to attract trucks..........

(Predict what will happen next, and see the next chapter to break it down)