Chapter 9 Eat small fresh meat
Mo Shaofeng and Lei Long entered a steamed bun shop and asked for two steamed buns. Mo Shaofeng was hungry, picked up the meat bun and devoured it.
Thunder Dragon took a bite of the bun, spit it out, and shouted: "This bun is so unpalatable, what kind of filling?"
The shopkeeper came over and said with a smile: "Guest officer, this is the best pork and cabbage stuffing in our store." ”
"Pork, what's delicious, I want to eat human meat buns. Lei Long's voice was so loud that all the diners at the bun shop heard it.
"Psychopathy! Actually want to eat human flesh. ”
"This reckless man can't be a demon, right?"
A group of diners pointed and discussed.
Lei Long's eyes were fierce, and he roared angrily: "Shut up Lao Tzu." ”
A group of diners were too timid to make a sound, and they all left the bun shop.
Lei Long said menacingly: "Do you have human meat buns here, Uncle Ben is not bad for money." As the words fell, a gold ingot appeared on the table.
The shopkeeper looked at the gold ingot, and said in a trembling heart: "Uncle, this store is a serious business, not a black shop, and there are no meat buns." ”
"If there is no human bun, then I will eat you. "Brontosaurus is so brutal.
"Uncle, my skin and bones are not delicious. "The shopkeeper was scared.
"Get out!" the thunder dragon snorted and threw the shopkeeper out.
Mo Shaofeng's face sank, and he advised: "Eat steamed buns well, don't make trouble." ”
"It's not that I want to make trouble, it's that I want to eat human flesh. "The Thunder Dragon is hungry.
"What's the hurry, when I kill someone, you'll have someone to eat. Mo Shaofeng drank a bowl of broth and ate all the steamed buns.
"This pork bun is really unpalatable. Lei Long reluctantly felt embarrassed and ate two buns.
At this time, a group of fierce and vicious strong men appeared at the door of the bun shop. These strong men are carrying treasure knives, with horizontal faces and bare upper bodies, looking majestic and domineering.
"Who was going to eat human meat buns just now?" a strong man led by him, glanced at the bun shop and shouted.
Lei Long slapped the table, stood up, and said arrogantly: "I want to eat human meat buns, do you have them?"
The strong man named Meng Sandao is the leader of this street, and he has a group of ruffians and hooligans under his command, oppressing the people and collecting protection money.
The bun shop paid the protection fee, so it was the responsibility of the fierce three knives to deal with some tricky things.
Meng Sandao was drinking tea on the street, and heard that there was a macho man who wanted to eat human meat buns, so he led a group of people in to have a look.
Meng Sandao laughed and said: "I don't have human buns, but I have a body of muscles, can you eat them?"
Lei Long smiled: "The muscles are not delicious, I want to eat small fresh meat." ”
"Little fresh meat, it's that piece of meat, why don't I have it on me?" Meng Sandao looked at the body once, only muscles, no small fresh meat.
Mo Shaofeng couldn't help laughing: "I'm just Xiao Xianrou." ”
Meng Sandao glared at him and snorted, "Why are you Xiao Xianrou?"
"The meat on my body is fresher than yours, so it's called Xiao Xianrou. Mo Shaofeng smiled evilly.
"It turns out that this is what little fresh meat means. Meng Sandao laughed, "I am bold and like to make friends with heroes in the world." Little brother, I don't know what your name is?"
"My name, say it and scare you to death. ”
"Just a name, it can scare people to death. ”
"Since you're not afraid, then listen up, I'm Guan Changtian, who bravely broke through Razor five hundred years ago. "Mo Shaofeng is really good at fox and fake tiger power.
Guan Changtian!
The three knives were startled, five hundred years ago, Guan Changtian broke into Lei Ze, he didn't know whether he was alive or dead, but he was still alive.
"Are you really Guan Changtian?"
Mo Shaofeng sneered: "If you don't believe it, you can ask this friend next to me." ”
Meng Sandao said in horror: "He is Guan Changtian, who are you?"
"I like to eat human flesh, who do you say I am?"
"You are the master of Razor. The three knives trembled with fright.
Lei Long laughed and said: "Uncle Ben, in the game world, I met an idiot like you who doesn't know whether to live or die." ”
"Plop!"
Meng Sandao knelt on the ground and kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Two masters, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, damn it." ”
"Smack, smack!"
The fierce three swords of the old rivers and lakes knew that the other party was powerful, so he slapped himself in order to survive.
"Oh, this idiot doesn't even want his face to survive in order to survive. The thunder dragon sneered.
Mo Shaofeng picked up a meat bun, threw it over, and said, "After eating this bun, you can roll." ”
Without saying a word, he picked up the dirty bun and ate it in a big gulp.
"Boss, your festival is shattered. ”
"Boss, what is there to be afraid of these two people, we are outnumbered, hack him to death. ”
A group of ruffians and hooligans were menacing, and they didn't know Guan Changtian's prestige, so they naturally had no fear in their hearts. This is called the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers!
The fierce three knives are old rivers and lakes, and they know how to write dead characters, so they kneel on the ground and beg for mercy.
"And a group of stupid forks who are not afraid of death!" "Thunder Dragon laughed, and suddenly, rushed over and bit a strong man to death.
"Ah! Youkai eat people. "A bunch of ruffians, scared ass urine, ran out.
"Phew, this human flesh tastes so unpalatable, it must be an alcoholic. The thunder dragon spat out the flesh in his mouth, looking disgusted.
"The human flesh here is not delicious, I will take you to a good place. Mo Shaofeng left the bun shop and went to Fireworks Alley.
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Yan Yufang!
The most prosperous green building in Fireworks Lane is Yan Yufang, where the girl is beautiful and fragrant, and everyone loves her.
"There are so many beautiful women, I want to eat. "Lei Long is lustful, and when he sees a beautiful woman with flowers and branches, he naturally can't hold it.
The girl of Yan Yufang, dressed in silk and satin, did not cover her body, her breasts were exposed, and the smell of rouge perfume exuded from her body fascinated many lustful people.
Mo Shaofeng reminded: "The girl here is as gentle as water, you have to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade." ”
"I know, I won't eat them. Lei Long smiled and took out a gold ingot.
When Yan Yufang's old bustard saw the gold, he smiled, and directly asked the popular head card to come out to pick up customers.
Lei Long smiled and hugged the beauty to the second floor.
The old bustard smiled and said, "This young master, what kind of girl do you like, tell me." ”
Mo Shaofeng hesitated for a moment and asked, "Do you have a girl here who is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting?"
"I'm not blowing with you, my girl from Yan Yufang is versatile and proficient in all eighteen musical instruments. The old bustard boasted to himself.
"Very well, I just like talented girls. "Mo Shaofeng is idle, find a girl to spend time.
"Linghua, I'm picking up the guest. The old bustard shouted.