After complaining, the content of the third question is even more painful.

"With a length of less than five crosses, write a miniature novel that can make up 100,000 words in the brain."

"Note, please match the keyword, the offender is invalid."

Damn, what kind of trouble are you going to make, five crosses, hyperactive brain supplement, 100,000 words, how excited do you have to be to make up so much brain, you are not afraid that the brain will make up too much, so that it will cause cerebral congestion, and finally the brain will explode and die!

In fact, it is not difficult to make up 100,000 words in the five cross brains, and the key is to stick to the word 'excited'.

Fortunately, as the lower limit of the festival value was refreshed step by step, Qin Fen's eyes rolled twice, and he really thought of a short story that could make people excited......

Girl: Brother ......

Boy: What's wrong?

Girl mom found out......

Boy:, don't scare me!

Girl: Really found out...... Mom stood at the door last night and listened to it for half the night......

At this time, there happened to be a fat man scratching his ears and cheeks who was stretching his neck behind Qin Fen to peek, and after seeing this paragraph, his face immediately showed a shocked expression: "Brother, great talent, I can try it with my brother, and I can blow it for three years." ”

Qin Fen looked at it with a blank eye: "Ahem, the ...... have won the prize"

"Eh, brother, you're not right, as the saying goes, excessive modesty is pride, talent, you have to show it......"

Please don't say it again, I'd rather not have such a talent, other people look at me like a scumbag and a happy person!

……

If there are still traces to follow in the first three questions, then the fourth question is completely painful.

"Once upon a time there was a hunter who went hunting in the forest and met a bear......"

Eh, Qin Fen suddenly had a bad premonition. He continued to look down.

"The hunter shot the bear! But the bear was nimble and agile enough to dodge! ”

"The bear caught the hunter and said, 'If you blow the trumpet for me, I'll let you go.'"

"The hunter wanted to 'stay in the green mountains without worrying about running out of firewood', so he helped the bear blow the horn......"

"Excuse me, how big is the psychological shadow area of the bear at the moment?"

Your sister, ask the wrong object, ask for a psychological shadow or something, it should be a hunter, right, the bear just enjoyed a service, it is already so happy that it can't even open the bear's eyes!

At this time, a voice suddenly sounded in the room, and a young man sitting in front of Qin Fen suddenly said:

"Well, the wind is so noisy today......"

“……”

I'll it, this kind of opening statement is too embarrassing, and there is no heating in the room, where does the wind come from!

"Well, it's not a 'foul'." The young man pushed his glasses, "As you can see, it's not a foul to speak, so we can talk to each other and discuss it." ”

"What are you discussing?" Someone spoke.

"Of course, it's about the real meaning of this interview." The young man smiled and said, "The rules are very clear, you are not allowed to leave the room, you are not allowed to make physical contact, but you are not allowed to walk and talk." ”

"Eh, that seems to be the case."

The young man spread his hands and continued: "In short, I personally think that since this is an 'interview', the final score of the 'written test' should only account for a small part of the final score. ”

Hearing this, many people breathed a sigh of relief. It's great not to answer this kind of tricky and weird question.

The crowd was gossiping:

"That's right, I don't think the written test is very reliable."

"The questions set are simply difficult for people."

"I'm afraid only perverts can answer it......"

Qin Fen, who was also shot while lying down, said that he was quite innocent.

At this time, an ordinary girl sitting in the back row suddenly raised her hand, her little face turned red, and she muttered:

"First, sir, I want to go to the toilet...... What to do? ”

The young man sweated for a moment: "You can ask the guards guarding the door, but ...... It's unlikely to get out. ”

The girl is wearing a professional OL uniform, with a big black frame of glasses on her face, and her little face is quite rounded, with a cute and cute taste.

At this moment, the girl's face was already red, obviously holding it out of the way, she bit her lip and moved out the door, but before she could speak, she was pushed back by two terminators with guns.

"They won't let me out, what, what?" The girl's brows furrowed, and she looked like she was about to cry.

As the saying goes, people have three urgencies, and the urge to urinate or something, it really can't be held back by willpower.

Just when everyone was speechless, the fat man sitting behind Qin Fen suddenly coughed dryly, and then took out a bottle from his backpack and drank most of the pulse, hehe laughed, raised the drink bottle and said:

"It's okay, if you can't hold it back, use this to solve it, being able to work for a beautiful woman is the greatest honor in its life."

I'll go, you're in a bunker, the pulsation is not used to deal with this situation, if there is a spirit in the ground of the pulsation, it will definitely jump up and kill you!

The innocent girl sat on the stool with her legs tightly together, trembling all over her body to fight her physical needs, this pitiful posture was unbearable, and I couldn't help but want to help her.

The fat man smiled in a lewd manner:

"Little beauty, you can solve this situation with a pulsating bottle! Don't worry, I've always been happy to help others. ”

Happy your sister, your obscene expression has deeply exposed the true thoughts in your heart, in fact, you just want to observe how girls use bottles to solve physiological problems!

"I—I'm never going to use that kind of thing," the round-faced girl with glasses turned her whole face as red as coals, and she was almost ashamed, "I can bear it, please stop talking......"

"That's it," the other girl couldn't look at it, and reprimanded, "Shut up, fat man, don't toss people." ”

"The rules don't allow us to have physical contact, and I can't help it." The fat man muttered, "Well, I can help you lift the pulsating bottle, don't worry, even if any warm liquid is splashed on my hand, I will never frown!" ”

Bastard, it's dirty, your obscenity has broken through the sky, how can that kind of girl's holy water be tainted by a guy like you!

"Ahem, I'll give you some life tips." Under the unanimous cold gaze of everyone, the fat man shrunk his neck, his eyes rolled wildly, and said:

"Anyway, when my sister-in-law was pregnant, she had a caesarean section, and the postpartum recovery was very smooth, but my sister-in-law couldn't pee because of psychological problems. The doctor thought of many methods to no avail, and seeing that the sister-in-law's face was pale, everyone was in a hurry. ”

"At this time, my mother went to visit the pregnant woman, and after figuring out the situation, she raised her eyebrows and didn't say a word, and the problem was solved perfectly."

Someone was intrigued: "Eh, how did you solve it?" You mean. ”

"Hey, hey......" The fat man pursed his lips obscenely, didn't say a word, and then whistled, "Shh~~~~"

Damn, you should be coaxing a child! How could someone be fooled......

Before the words fell, I saw the round-faced girl in glasses suddenly lying on the table, her body began to tremble and twitch irregularly, and then her pants were quickly dyed a dark color, and unknown liquid flowed down the surface of the stool......

"Rely on it," at this moment, tens of thousands of grassland divine beasts rushed through in everyone's hearts, "Nima was really booed and peed!" Girl's substitution degree is too high! ”

"Woo woo ......" The round-faced girl who staged incontinence PLAY in front of everyone buried her head and sobbed in a low voice.

"Eh, it's a pity," the fat man shook his head with a look of pity, "I also plan to fill a bottle of holy water and take it back to taste it...... Oh no, look into it. ”

Said it leaked.,The word omitted is taste.,You must want to put it back and taste it, bastard!

The fat man's obscene speech made several men present a little embarrassed, although the forest is big these days, there are all kinds of birds, but don't take it out and talk about it.

(For example, on a Japanese gentleman's website, there are more things sold, including plain panties for 16-year-old girls, used masks, blown balloons, sweaty stockings, and so on.) There is even a girl's aunt towel...... In other words, what kind of psychology do gentlemen have when they buy aunt towels when they go back? Is it placed in front of the bed to ward off evil spirits? ）

"Ahem, that's it, let's talk about how to pass the test." The young man pushed his glasses, "As far as the current situation is concerned, many places are very unclear, and if you act rashly, it is likely to trigger a bad FLAG, so I recommend that everyone act safely......"

Before he finished speaking, Qin Fen suddenly stretched: "It's done!" ”

"Huh? What's the situation? ”

"I'm done~~"

"No, it won't." The little fat man sitting behind Qin Fen looked surprised, stood up and took a look, and suddenly a mouthful of old blood spurted out, only to see that the last two questions Qin Fen wrote in four big characters - I finished writing!

You're meowing and teasing me!! The grading teacher will definitely die of anger when he sees it.

Qin Fen picked up the test paper and walked calmly towards the door. The others were silent, communicating silently with their eyes...... In any case, someone has to be the first warrior to eat crabs, so why not?

Under the curious or playful gaze of everyone, the two Terminator guards at the door, the electronic eyes in their eyes suddenly flashed red, swept over the test paper, and then silently moved out of the way.

Qin Fen waved his hand and walked away.

"What's the situation? Why did he leave? ”

Before the men could figure out what was going on, the hoarse voice came from the corner microphone again:

"The winner has been decided, and this is the end of the interview."

The rest of the people were shocked, and they all looked incredulous: "This is the end?" Just kidding, there's still half an hour left! ”

Only the young man with glasses suddenly understood something, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I see, so ......"

The final quality of the interview score is never in the hands of the interviewer, but in the hands of the examiner. If he asks you to pass you, he wants to brush you, and you don't have a problem - the completion of the question is up to the interviewer, and the scoring is the examiner's business.

In addition, although the game brief does not explicitly state, it vaguely expresses a meaning: there is only one final winner in this interview. It's not about the questions, it's about who understands the rules first.

……

Out of the door, there was an elevator opposite, Qin Fen looked back, the huge 'examination room' had been shrouded in darkness, and he couldn't see what else was inside.