Chapter 605: A Girl Is Cute When She Is Dirty
"Hey, did you hear it, let me ask you, are you my master, it's rude to let girls wait for an answer, especially in front of 'Her Royal Highness the World's No. 1 Princess'!"
The girl pointed at Qin Fen with her finger and said seriously word by word, but the height difference between the two sides was too large, even if she puffed up her face with indignation, there was no deterrent at all, but it added a little cuteness.
βmasterοΌ Master? Qin Fen was a little stunned, "I'm sorry, what is your name?" β
"Hatsune Miku, you can call me Hatsune directly, but you are not allowed to call me Hatsune-chan until I give permission!" The little girl puffed out her mouth, "My profession is a singer, and I will be a partner with you in the future......"
Saying that, he lowered his head and muttered in a low voice: "Hawkers, I thought it would be a handsome master, but I didn't expect it to be a stupid goose, so stupid." β
Qin Fen: "......"
You are so rude, you are not allowed to slander each other in front of others! The most important thing is that I heard it all!
"Well, my name is Qin Fen, I'm sorry for the previous faux pas......" Qin Fen put away the thoughts that he didn't know where to diverge before, and touched the little girl's head with a smile.
Hatsune suddenly puffed up her little bun face, and said dissatisfiedly: "I hate it, even if you are my master, you are not allowed to touch me, the book says, you will get pregnant if you are touched there." β
Qin Fen almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, your sister, don't say such ambiguous words, touching a girl's head is an act of intimacy, okay, just like touching a cat and a dog, which book would put forward such a bad point!
Qin Fen laughed dryly, withdrew his hand, and began to investigate the other party's attributes.
Name: Hatsune Miku (Messenger)
Nickname: Her Royal Highness, the world's No. 1 princess
Status: Depressed
Base Attributes: Omitted.
Skill: Throwing Onion Song (Active): Halo skill, during the song singing, all teammates' physical strength is increased by 5, and disappears after singing. Aura Range: Wherever you can hear Her Royal Highness singing, you will be inspired by the blood.
Skill: Petrified Voice: Aura skill, during the song singing, the enemy's agility drops by 5, and disappears after singing.
Her Royal Highness the World's No. 1 Princess (Passive): Aura skill, effect unknown.
Other Skills: (Ununlocked)
Personality: Natural, dark-bellied, tsundere.
Strategy: Infinite onions.
Combat Effectiveness Evaluation: Miscellaneous Fish.
Note: As an envoy, you cannot disobey any of your master's requests, and if you die, you can resurrect it for a certain price. However, please note that the opinion of both sides will affect the cost of resurrection, and in the adventure world, every time the demon dies, it will not be able to be summoned again. So...... You know.
"I understand your sister!" Qin Fen roared with empty eyes, "How many times have I said it, Lao Tzu is not Lolita!" β
That's right, this little girl is the special reward that Qin Fen got after clearing the level, the demon. A random summoning demon bound to Qin Fen can make the other party fight for you unconditionally...... But what kind of trouble is the evaluation of the combat power of that 'miscellaneous fish'! Are you sure you didn't throw a black pot at me? Also, what about the final strategy method? Sure enough, it's all black when it's cut naturally!
Looking at the onion girl who was looking around with a curious face, Qin Fen had a headache again...... That's right.,Onion Niang's skills are really powerful.,Strengthen yourself and weaken the other party.,And it's also a group skill.,But ...... Can such a princess really endure hardship?
"Well, I'm hungry." A white and tender little hand reached out in front of Qin Fen, interrupting Qin Fen's thinking.
"Eh, what's that?" Qin Fen hadn't reacted yet.
"I'm hungry, onion ......"
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Watching the green onion girl take the green onion she had just found, take a bite from time to time, shake it twice, and spit out a few characters of unknown meaning in her mouth, obviously after falling into a natural state, Qin Fen finally breathed a sigh of relief...... Okay, girls, it's cute to be dirty, but it's actually to hide the integrity of your heart, and you are brothers all over the world.
Shaking his head and leaving his worries behind, Qin Fen walked out.
Out of the amusement park hall, before Qin Fen could give his acceptance speech or something, he suddenly felt someone behind him poking him with a finger.
One, two, three...... Well, that's a familiar poke.
Although Princess Hatsune can poke her back from where she stands, this tsundere little girl doesn't have that interest, she is not a coquettish person.
In fact, people have the ability to memorize, and for people who are particularly familiar and close to them, they can confirm the identity of the other party by the sound of footsteps, because Qin Fen is also very familiar with this kind of uniform finger poke.
It's not Ai Jia'er, who else has poked it like this in I Am a Legend, and it has intensified in Silent Hill, are you playing poking and poking, one day I will poke you back.
Qin Fen turned around, and sure enough, he saw Ai Jia'er standing behind him with a smile, her big eyes bent into two beautiful crescent moons. It could be seen that the girl had been waiting for him here for a long time.
For some reason, Qin Fen especially likes Ai Jiaer's dress today. On top of her unadorned short hair, she wears a straw hat. It's not as exaggerated as One Piece Luffy, but the brim is very short, it looks cute, and the style is more like a straw hat with a top hat.
The sunlight was obscured by the straw hat, creating a shadow on her face, making her fair face light and dark bounded above and below. It was probably the effect of the sun on Ai Jiaer's face that made her blush. Her lips pursed with a smile to form an upward arc, making people want to pinch it.
"Waiting for me?" Qin Fen smiled and pinched the little girl's nose.
"Nope." Ai Jiaer replied embarrassedly, "I also calculated the time, just arrived." β
Another voice sounded from behind Qin Fen: "Yo, my temper has risen in the past two days, and you still ignore me." β
Miss Yinzi walked over with a smile on the corner of her mouth.
Qin Fen's neck shrank: "The lady is here, she has missed the distance, she is terrified in her heart, and she hopes to forgive her sins!" β
"Heh, aren't you quite tough and pick a pick? How dare I forgive your sins? Miss Yinzi pursed her lips, and there was an infinite reverie in her voice. She stretched her body lazily, and her figure was vividly displayed at once, and her perfect curves were extremely attractive.
There are really good and bad human voices.
The unpleasant voice has a kind of hoarse and harsh, does not know how to control the tone of speech, is used to making some words that are harsh in itself too loud, plus the voice is already rotten, it sounds like a duck with a choked neck, you don't have to want to sleep when you encounter such a sound in public, because this kind of voice will make you have the urge to "grab the ground with your head".
Some of the voices sound particularly soft, like the slow flow of spring water, and there is a kind of faint elegance of "after the new rain in the empty mountains, the weather is late in autumn". It is like a wind chime that is blown by the evening breeze and hangs under the eaves, crisp, clean, and comfortable in tone, and if you have a specially trained voice, the voice that comes out floats in like a song...... It feels like the whole person is different.
"I'll go back and kneel on the washboard......" Qin Fen had a bitter face, pitifully begging for mercy.
"Hmph, how dare I." Miss Yinzi turned cloudy and sunny at this time, and her hair flicked, "Something?" Do you want to meet your Dante and Yufei? β
"Hehe, how could it be ......"
"Then what are you doing with the pestle, it's okay to go home!"
"Yes, yes, the lady points to the east, I will never dare to go west......"
Just finished the amusement park trip, and when I went out, I was accompanied by a beautiful woman, and it was also a very eye-catching thing to look at the lazy mood of the beauty.
Then again, there is a clear polarization among the beauties in the adventurer's city. Most of them are elegant, extraordinary, beautiful and intelligent, and they are definitely at the goddess level in reality, and they will be sought after by a large number of fans, and they are amazing.
And the other kind is really "unsightly", such as the female iron-blooded hunter, who doesn't even have a human form.
After all, there is a perfect and painless second-level "plastic surgeon" who dominates, and it is not a matter of minutes to become a beauty. Therefore, appearance is no longer the primary criterion for scoring, the key is to look at temperament.
At first, everyone called the goddess who was gentle, considerate, and powerful as Athena, but in terms of appearance alone, the female adventurers in the city now are all big beauties, and the male compatriots who are unkempt and do not pay attention to appearance are a group of saint warriors...... It's not a gold saint, it's not a silver saint, it's barely a bronze and rusty.
However, in the Futu Tower, the male compatriots have become accustomed to the goddesses Yingying Yanyan, lazily and leisurely drinking coffee on the sofa and chatting about famous brands, but the goddesses use their huge aura to suppress some of the daily bad habits of this group of men......
For example, those who smoke will automatically get out, those who love to drink will go to restaurants consciously, those who love to swear will rinse their mouths at every turn, and those who love to be bare-chested will automatically die.
Some of the boys' bad problems are actually because they are used to being let go, and they have been shrouded in the breath of hanging silk for a long time, once the aura of the goddess is even bigger, the breath of these big men will naturally be suppressed, and they will gradually disappear.
It is said that men like to tame women and make them obedient, in fact, in this era, it is more women who are taming men, no matter what man is from, as long as he has a shining point in a certain aspect, and takes this shining point as the center to clean up, train, dress up, and cultivate, he will have a mature temperament that makes girls obsessed with the process of growing older, and he is afraid that he will always be indulged in a man, and he will always be willing to degenerate and hang himself, so that he will always be unattractive in the eyes of women.
There is no doubt that under the tutelage of Miss Yinzi, Qin Fen is heading towards the path of a loyal dog......
After returning to the station and saying hello to everyone briefly, Qin Fen sneaked into Miss Yinzi's room.
"To drink water or not?" He asked with a smile as he took a cup of tea.
Miss Yinzi pursed her lips, her hair was flying, and suddenly a burst of fragrance came to her nose.
"It smells so good." Qin Fen hugged Miss Yinzi from behind and said softly.