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Miss Teresa Beta and her skeleton first mate still didn't know that disaster was coming, and were still basking in the sun, chattering by the way. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Naka, you used to be from the Army, right?" Teresa asked without words.

"Yes and what? Do you look down on our Army? Skeleton First Officer Naka asked coldly.

"Where? How is that possible? Although you are indeed dirty mud legs and horse manure, you are also the main cannon fodder of the kingdom, how can I look down on you when I became a noble soldier since I gained spiritual intelligence?! Teresa said pretentiously.

The skeleton knight Naka almost jumped angry, and they all scolded him in front of him for being a mud leg and horse manure, and swore that he didn't look down on him, is this bitch Telissa insulting his IQ?!

Seeing the ghost fire in Naka's eyes fluctuating violently, Teresa tried her best to put on a smile with her stiff face, and said: "Don't be so grateful to me, I'm just telling the truth, not trying to please your rotten bones, in fact, when I first saw you, I wanted to dismantle you and take you to the fire, but unfortunately only you and I have wisdom on this ship, if you are dismantled and burned, wouldn't it be boring if no one talks on the vast sea?!" ”

"Hehe, then I really want to thank you!" Naka resisted the urge to pounce on Teresa and beat Teressa, and said in an unkind tone.

It's just that in the face of Negligible Telisa, who has low emotional intelligence, his patience is completely meaningless: "Didn't I say I don't need to thank you?" You rotten bones just have too low IQ to understand human speech at all! Alas, was I wrong in the first place? As she spoke, Teresa put her finger to her lips and made a thoughtful expression.

Naka couldn't take it anymore and pointed his bone finger at Telisa's nose and said, "You zombie! I've put up with you for a long time, today with me without you, with you without me! ”

As he spoke, Naka was about to pounce on Telisa!

However, Teresa would be wrong again, and she stared at Naka with big pretty eyes and some horror: "Patience for a long time? That one...... Naka rotten bones, although I can understand your feelings, after all, it is a very painful thing to not be able to eat in the face of a beautiful woman all day long! It's just that you're just a skeleton of bones, the thing without a man! Even if you can't bear it, you can't really talk to me! ”

Conscience of heaven and earth! If Naka could vomit blood, he would have vomited blood and died by now! Teresa not only scolded him for being rotten bones, but also poked him at the eternal pain in his heart...... He didn't want to live anymore, as long as he could burn with Telisa, a self-righteous zombie, he would be satisfied!

"Bitch, take your life !!"

Naka is a tiger pounced on Teresa lying on a lounger!

"OMG! Are you really?! Teresa screamed and tried to get up and run away, but it was too late, and she was crushed by Naka!

"I don't have that thing, what do you want to do with me?" Teresa asked, frowning.

Hearing the other party mention this stubble again, Naka's eyes turned black with anger, and he didn't hesitate anymore, he raised his hands to pinch Talissa's neck!

It's just that at this moment, the hull of the ship shook violently, and Naka was caught off guard, lost his balance, and fell down with his hand only half raised, just grabbing the two plumps on Telisa's chest!

"Ah~!!"

Theresa snorted as if she sensed something.

A few black lines hung down on Naka's head, and the sea of consciousness was instantly filled with a ridiculous feeling: "It seems to be ...... Pretty soft? ”

Just then he shook his head violently, expelling these inexplicable feelings from his mind! Hands let go of Telisa's boobs and go to choke her neck again!

Teresa thought that Naka was going to hold her head with both hands so that she could kiss, and said helplessly: "I don't even have a mouth and tongue, what do you want to kiss me?" ”

"Kiss you big-headed ghost! I'm going to kill you! Naka yelled, and finally grabbed Teresa by the neck with both hands, but before he could exert any strength, suddenly, a large hand grabbed him by the collar on the back of his neck and lifted him up!

"The rotten bones of the tyrannical creatures, such a beautiful girl can be a killer, no wonder there are no eggs!" Buchen scolded with a smile.

Teresa was startled, pointed at Buchen and said, "You...... You...... You, who are you?! Where did it come from?! ”

Buchen turned his head to look at Talissa and said, "Beautiful young lady, I am the boss of the pirates, and I have found out that this rotten bone is plotting against you, and I am here to rescue you!" ”

While Buchen spoke, a group of pirates also climbed the side of the ship and jumped onto the deck of the magic gunship! And the skeletons who were in charge of controlling the battleship were completely indifferent because they did not receive orders!

"The pirates' boss?!" Teresa repeated, and then her beautiful eyes widened suddenly, "Enemy! Take him down for me! ”

"Beautiful young lady, is this how you treat your benefactor?" Buchen said with a frown.

"Ugh." Teresa was stunned for a moment, then waved her hand at the skeleton soldiers, "First...... Wait a minute! ”

So a group of skeleton soldiers who had just drawn their knives froze again.

Seeing the opportunity, he immediately glanced at Yue Shi Niang, who came with him to steal the ship.

The female pirate nodded, her toes touched the deck, and her figure leaped out, and when she was in mid-air, she pulled out a pair of mandarin duck knives from her back and slashed them in the skeleton formation!

"Why are you like that? I told the servants to stop, but you started to kill them! Teresa questioned angrily.

Buchen raised his eyebrows, and his face was not blushing, and he quibbled: "The handsome guys and beauties meet for the first time, and a group of rotten bones are standing next to them, which is really too striking!" ”

"Oh, that's it?!" Unexpectedly, Teresa accepted this explanation, and looked at Buchen's appearance, it didn't matter if she looked closely, Teresa immediately covered her face and screamed: "Wow, what a handsome guy!" ”

Buchen glanced at the situation on the deck, and after finding that the skeleton soldiers had been killed and injured by the pirates, he smiled very toothily and said, "Beauty, I'm sorry, you and your ship are my prisoners!" ”

"It's okay, it's okay! I didn't want to be around these ugly things that should have been torn down and burned! Now, handsome guy! Shall we do something to be ashamed of? Teresa waved her hand and said with a shy face.

The corners of Buchen's mouth twitched, and his heart said What is this? What are you going to do when you meet? This is inevitably anxious, right?

"Now, handsome guy, do you want it?!" Seeing that Buchen was stunned and didn't speak, Teresa asked again.

But before Buchen could answer, the skeleton chief officer Naka, who was carried in mid-air, scolded: "Telisa, you shameless zombie! Even if you take refuge in the enemy, you have to post it upside down! How could our Immortal Kingdom have such a thing like you?! ”

Telisa's expression froze when she was scolded by him, and she said with some shame: "It seems to be ...... It's really a bit shameless. ”

Buchen glanced at the excited Naka, and asked Telisa: "Beauty, what to do with this thing!" ”

"Disposed of?" Teresa tilted her head and thought, "Although he wanted to insult me just now, for the sake of his admirer, let's spare his life!" ”

"Indecent assault?" If you don't have a khan, how can a skeleton without that thing insult a woman? He recalled the scene when he first boarded the side of the ship, when a skull in a black military uniform was riding on a beautiful red-haired woman, and his hands were tightly choking the other's necks. It's clearly murder!

But Buchen is not interested in debunking, what Talissa says is what it is! Thinking so, Buchen shouted, "As you wish", and then grabbed Naka's neck bone with both hands, broke it with a clatter, and threw the body skeleton into the sea, and the head was thrown to Telisa.

"Mm-hmm, that's just right!" Teresa said happily as she held Naka's head in both hands.

If he could cry, Naka would have burst into tears, and he scolded hoarsely, "Don't be too complacent, you dogs, the kingdom will avenge me!" ”

"Really?" Buchen sneered, took Naka's head from Telisa's hand, and grabbed a fist as big as a bowl from Bethsa's bowl and hit Naka's upper and lower two rows of teeth!

"Click-boom!"

Naka's teeth fell to the ground in an instant.

“ok！ That's perfect! As he spoke, Buchen threw Naka's head back to Talissa.