40The sun is out
"Why? Why? Why is this happening? Zhang Xiaoqiang wanted to cry without tears, looking at Yang Ke'er who was spreading joy around on the platform, he was depressed and entangled.
Yesterday's back injury is now very good, but the strength and agility have not improved much, and I can barely improve by two to three percent, in other words, the strength can be compared with the D-type zombie, and the agility can be compared with the S-type zombie.
But what's the use of that? In the past, killing type D and killing type S was the same as killing Xiaoqiang, but meeting D2 was not a dish? Even if you encounter a mutant beast, will you be a crazy cowboy again?
Zhang Xiaoqiang is still mourning and complaining to himself, why did Yang Keer's little girl turn into a Popeye, and she became a Xiaoqiang who couldn't be killed? Why did the little girl just sleep beautifully, and then she got her strength out of thin air after a few tuba times, and she became Xiaoqiang when she was tossed to death? There is also the side effect of being injured and becoming a starving ghost!
"Could it be that my name is unlucky!" Zhang Xiaoqiang was very puzzled, "It's all to blame for "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" A few invisible clouds hovered around him, and he was deeply resentful!
"Alas! Yikes! Zhang Xiaoqiang sighed deeply, there is no way but this, no matter how bad the name is, it is still obtained by his parents, and he has been with him for more than 30 years, although his classmates flirted when he was in school, and the woman hit him on a blind date, so that he couldn't hold his head up for more than ten years. But even if you live to this day, those old classmates and girls have become zombies now!
"Uncle, don't sigh anymore! Don't worry, I'll protect you! Yang Keer walked over and said proudly, the little girl's head was raised high, her eyes seemed to be aimed at the top of the cave, her small breasts were also straightened, and the little quail eggs were also tightened by the camouflage uniform.
"......" Zhang Xiaoqiang looked at Yang Keer, who was proud like a little peacock, and became even more depressed.
"Don't worry, uncle, in the future, whoever wants to bully you, I will beat him, and I will bully him with you whoever you want." Yang Keer patted the quail egg on his chest and assured Zhang Xiaoqiang.
"Kind of interesting! It's finally not in vain, a little conscience! Zhang Xiaoqiang felt a little more comfortable, and then thought about it: "Am I not going to eat soft rice?" ”
The man's self-esteem dispelled the idea of relying on the little girl in the future.
"Give you a smile and you will be love, and if you give you a little sunshine, you will be brilliant? See what you look like now? Did you do today's exercise? ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang put on an elder's face and taught some little girls who didn't know the height of the sky.
"What, now that my strength has increased, what kind of practice can I put down a little bit!"
Yang Ke'er was stunned and said with a wincing.
"The ant is strong, has it ever a cat? What is your current attitude? Tail cocked? ”
Zhang Xiaoqiang reprimanded Yang Keer, with an expression of hatred on his face.
Yang Keer went to exercise slowly, and muttered in her mouth: "No matter how much ants train, they can't beat cats!" No culture, too infiable! ”
"What are you muttering? Don't think I can't hear! Why don't you go soon? Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly roared behind Yang Ke'er!
"Didn't say anything! I'm annoyed, now I don't look like an uncle, like an aunt. Yang Ke'er wielded the horn gun with a rebar body for assassination practice.
"Look, play with me?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little proud, it seems that the sentence "those who work hard to govern others" is still good! Then he began to be depressed again, the man could not hide under the woman's skirt, and the man had to rise up.
Zhang Xiaoqiang cheered himself up and began to recall the details of the day before yesterday, "The cup of rain that the little girl drank was eight points full!" The cup I drank was five percent full, didn't the amount meet the target? Zhang Xiaoqiang thought he had found a reason to run towards the bucket in high spirits.
"Why didn't you respond? Don't want to sleep, don't want to be tuba, don't feel anything? Zhang Xiaoqiang sat on the bed with a roll of toilet paper and waited for the reaction, but the reality is cruel, and the reaction is all there!
"Does it only work for women?" Zhang Xiaoqiang is very painful, this is the pain of seeing that he is not even as good as a woman.
"Is it only the first time that works?" Zhang Xiaoqiang was very bored, a kind of boredom that was overwhelmed by a woman.
Machismo is Zhang Xiaoqiang's only belief in the idea, and he has fought for it all his life, he didn't have a chance before, but now he finally tastes the pleasure and feeling of being a big man in Yang Keer. But I was hit by the reality now.
"It's not easy to be a man, especially to be an iron-clad husband!" Zhang Xiaoqiang kept sighing.
"And, ha, and, ha!" Yang Ke'er practiced the assassination seriously on the platform, sweat kept oozing from her forehead, sliding down her cheeks to her small chin, and then dripping with her movements.
Zhang Xiaoqiang watched Yang Keer practice blankly, and didn't count on the weird rain, it is certain that the effect of rain on the human body is only effective for the first time, like Yang Keer gets huge strength and beauty, Zhang Xiaoqiang only gets the effect of beauty, although the strength and speed have also improved, compared with Yang Keer, it is negligible.
"In the last days, you can't eat with your face!" Zhang Xiaoqiang is very disapproving that he has become younger, even if he is plastic surgery, he can't meet the standard of a little white face, and there is no rich woman in the last days!
Rain is a good thing, the first rain is completely different from this time, the first rain makes Zhang Xiaoqiang feel that he has become a soldier of the Eighth Route Army who was tortured by the Japanese army, and that little bit of rain almost made him confess.
The second rain feels more like a slimming tea, except for the chrysanthemum is not pleasant, everything else is good, and a large cup is fine to drink, it seems to be a good medicine for humans.
"Baby!" After Zhang Xiaoqiang figured it out, he was a little happy when he saw that there was still more than half a bucket of rainwater, anyway, put it away first.
Looking at the rainwater filled with most of the plastic pots, I always feel that it is not enough, and I can keep it for my son if I don't use it!
Thinking of his son Zhang Xiaoqiang, he sighed again: "I don't know where the is?" "Little girl? Just her tabula rasa figure? Not for now.
There are always too many good things, Zhang Xiaoqiang carried a big bucket and was ready to pick it up again, seeing Yang Keer sweating profusely, the god of otaku descended on him again, the otaku's quotation is: "If you can sit without standing, if you can lie down, you won't sit, and if you can't do anything, you will resolutely not contribute." ”。
"Anyway, she has a lot of strength, so she doesn't have to use it in vain!" Zhang Xiaoqiang has no awareness of the use of child labor. Greeting Yang Ke'er, he walked towards the entrance of the cave with two large plastic pots.
The plastic bucket fell to the ground and spun around a few times, rolling to the side.
"Oh! The sun is out! It's been a long time since I've seen the sun! Yang Keer stood in the sun and cheered.
For nearly four months after the arrival of the end times, the sky was cloudy, and the obscure clouds were reluctant to give even a little more light, making the world even more desolate. Now the rain has stopped, the sun has come out, and the golden light has shone on the earth.
The warm sun shone on Zhang Xiaoqiang's body, but he felt a little chill in his heart: "Could it be that a man will really be unlucky if he touches that thing?" Why didn't anything go well? ”
Watching Yang Keer cheering in the sun, Zhang Xiaoqiang's mind flashed the children's book he had read somewhere: "The sun is out, the little girl is smiling in the sun!" ”