50 Some collections should never be shown to girlfriends

Zhuang Yan's movements stopped, suddenly kicked the chair off the table, rushed into the bathroom, hurriedly "buzzed" and shaved, then threw away the electric shaver, grabbed the comb and forcibly combed the unbearable hairstyle into a literary back, opened his mouth and sprayed the air freshener twice, shot out the door, flew back to the chair like a rocket to sit, reached out and knocked the keyboard absentmindedly, and said lightly: "Open the door." ”

Cleanliness looks stupid. He walked over to open the door and saw VV standing outside with his back hand. After a few days, her complexion has improved, after a little light makeup, her red lips are like cherries, her face is ruthless, and a fresh and cold fragrance comes to her face. As soon as he looked up and saw that the door was open by an outsider, VV's right hand moved to his waist and crossed his waist and ordered: "Excuse me, I have something to tell Dr. Zhuang." ”

"No, we are ordered to deprive Dr. Zhuang Yan of his ** permission and communication privileges, and we must keep him in our sight." ”

VV raised his eyebrows, and Mu Yong ordered questioningly: "I know, when you avoid it, I will prohibit him from communicating." Now get out. ”

She said it so naturally, even the cleanliness fetish felt that this justified remark made sense, coupled with the hero worship buried in her heart and the leap forward after the VV award, people couldn't help but be convinced. The cleanliness stood up and saluted, saying, "Yes." Then beckoned his teammates out of the cabin.

VV raised his boots and walked into the cabin, and when he turned around and closed the door, his heart was already beating and he couldn't breathe, and he looked down and thought, "Don't panic, first ask him if he likes me." However, just like walking through a mass grave at night, the more you silently say "don't be afraid", the creepi it becomes, and the more you think about "don't panic", the more you have no master.

Then she tilted her head and saw Zhuang Yan sitting diagonally in front of the desk, revealing a back that was as motionless as a mountain, so she asked seriously: "Are you better?" How long do you have to live? ”

Zhuang Yan concentrated on his work, a spring ballpoint pen turned in his hand, and replied calmly: "A small injury is not enough to worry about." I think I will live for more than a century. ”

VV put his mind at ease, approached lightly with his back hand, and asked carefully, "You don't blame me?" ”

Zhuang Yan was full of pride, laughed, and then said: "I Zhuang Yan has never seen the same as a mentally handicapped woman. ”

So VV wanted to explain, to tactfully apologize, she leaned her back against the wall and muttered: "If you don't say those shameful words, I won't be like you." ”

Zhuang Yan couldn't help but turn around and smiled: "But your strength is also a little bigger, and you are really poor-chested and extremely evil." ”

VV snorted: "Why didn't I kick you to death!" ”

Zhuang Yan wanted to relieve her, and bragged angrily: "Small, I practiced martial arts at the age of five, and I was a performer at the age of ten, I swallowed a sword on the flyover, broke a boulder in my chest, and I was wearing a horizontal training thirteen Taibao iron cloth shirt, and the electric drill was helpless to take me, do you want to kick me to death?" Unless you kick me out of the first cosmic velocity and fly out of the earth, it's no play. ”

VV quietly rejoiced, poofing and laughing. After laughing, he pursed his lips reservedly, looked up at him and asked, "Li Ming is so close to you, are you happy?" It took a lot of effort for him to save you. ”

She first had to determine whether Zhuang Yan was a. A woman's natural enemy is actually a man. It doesn't matter what the relationship is.

Zhuang Yan mobilized the cells of his whole body to pretend to be forced, and he couldn't wait to spray the anger of the king: "Of course he wants to save me!" This base is about to become Wei Xu's ant nest, and Wei Xu is the queen ant. Li Ming finally found someone who was not on the right path with Wei Xu to be his companion, can he save me? Hmph, he definitely didn't want to fight alone. ”

VV poked him with his index finger and asked, "Just say you like him or not." ”

Zhuang Yan thought about it for a while, felt that his impression of Li Ming had changed, frowned and scratched his face, and said, "Recently, I feel that he is not so annoying." Probably immune to his open face? ”

The girl carefully looked at his expression, eyes, breathing, and could not see any signs of spring heart turmoil, and vaguely determined that this person was not stirring, so she smiled, visited his room willfully, and changed the subject: "I didn't expect you to clean up." ”

Zhuang Yan said shamelessly: "Of course. The gentleman gets up at dawn, sprinkles and sweeps the court, and keeps the inside and outside tidy. When I was slacking off, I always felt that the ancient sages were sighing and shaking their heads, which made me uncomfortable. ”

VV naughty disbelief: "Liar. I know you, there is no lower limit to being sloppy, and you can be handsome in the blink of an eye. Who knew you weren't fishing for three days and drying nets for two days? As he spoke, he paced lightly to the edge of the bed, biting his lip with his hands behind his back to look at him, his beautiful eyes were shining, waiting for him to refute.

Zhuang Yan really protested shamelessly, and he corrected him sternly: "Only work can make me forget to clean." Only cleaning can make me forget about work. That's who I am. ”

VV didn't cling and shouted, "Ouch, ouch! It's so noble, you liar, I've seen you sleep. Speaking of loving cleanliness, in fact, I hide all the clothes, boxes, and instant noodles in the wardrobe! As he spoke, he teared open the wardrobe naughtily and willfully.

"Wait......" The woman's mind was unpredictable, so Zhuang Yan was caught off guard, and it was too late to stop it.

"Whoa!" The comic book that was painstakingly restored by Wei Mingxu was poured on VV's head, and the terrible landslide even lasted for more than a second, Zhuang Yan stretched out his hand in vain, watching the comic books that were in a hurry to smash VV's head continuously, engulfing the petite girl with the momentum of a flash flood, as if he was trying to avenge his master.

The books were quickly buried alive, the sound of the spine knocking on the ground, the sound of the pages rattling, the dull sound of the book smashing the head, and the friction sound of the mountain of books flowing, made Zhuang Yan clench his fists in despair in the ensuing trembling. In those two seconds, VV was completely stunned, and petrified poured a dog's blood under the waterfall of the book sea. In the end, the mountain of books is exhausted, the collapse stops, and VV has been buried up to his waist by comic books, and then the life-size doll leans down and pokes VV on the shoulder, and the doll looks like Bingbing.

"This ...... What is it? VV's pretty face was dazed, her beautiful eyes widened, and she hadn't faced the reality correctly, she muttered stupidly, raised her hand awkwardly to push away the life-size doll, and looked down at the mountain of books buried in her.

Zhuang Yan stretched out his hands and remedied him unprepared: "It's just a comic book!" But any single boy will use comics for entertainment......"

Then he saw VV pick up a comic book with his fingertips, mention it in front of him, and glance at the title: Sun Shangxiang is not miserable.

Then VV stupidly lowered his head and saw clearly what was buried in himself: the bridge dance. There is no misery in the stars. Ganning's Guard. The pen of Lu Xun's military division.

Her face instantly rose redder than her cherry-colored eyes, and at this time, her expression seemed to be buried in the shadows, because Zhuang Yan, who was so flustered that she was incoherent, didn't know what she was thinking.

Zhuang Yan slowly stood up, stretched out his arms, moved towards the door little by little, and said softly: "Calm down!" VV, things are not what they seem. Listen to me......"

"Whoosh!" A comic book flew past his face, and the brittle pages of the book had cut a shallow pale wound on his jaw with the help of high speed, and the blood had not had time to seep out.

Zhuang Yan's soul flew away, from a gentle warning to a cry of farts and urine: "Ordinary heart, you must have a normal heart!" Who hasn't had a little inventory after being single for five or six years! You're not a man, how do you know a man's ......?"

"Whoosh! Whoosh! More comic books were thrown one after another, faster than javelins, more powerful than discus, each with the power of a one-hit kill, Zhuang Yan burst out of the instinct to survive, his eyes and hands were quick to dodge, move and jump, tiger and crane double shape, fled into the corridor in a panic, trying to brush open the hatch and escape, and the countless comic books still swished to the soul, frequently passing by, and the frightened Zhuang Yan screamed: "If you have something to say!" Don't throw books if you have the ability! ”

A life-size doll with teeth and claws overcame the wind resistance and flew in a whistling manner.