Chapter 344: Lao Tzu Is Your Grandfather Now!
His grandma's!
Lao Tzu gave you face, you don't even want this face.
Then tear your face!
Cui Shi has been holding back his stomach full of anger these days, but he can't find the culprit behind the scenes and doesn't know who to vent to.
Now it is easy for Lingji Bodhisattva to help, and with the help of the power of the Flying Dragon Staff, he came to the Thirty-three Days of Tushi Palace, but he encountered the goalkeeper who was extorting.
Originally, I was thinking about seeing Taishang Laojun and getting the Dingfeng Pill back.
Now it seems that this kid owes a beating!
Goalkeeper, right?
Even if you are the goalkeeper of Tianwang Laozi, I don't believe that your own strength can surpass Zhu Bajie, who is the marshal of Tianpeng!
"Definitely!"
It's very powerful, and the fixing method hits with one move.
Cui Shi took a deep breath, slammed his old fist, and went straight to the stunned goalkeeper in front of the door.
Bang!
The unresisting gatekeeper was beaten by this punch, although Cui Shi cultivated late, but the quality of the cultivation method is extremely high, after many days of hard practice, there are often high-level sparring partners such as Marshal Tianpeng and Rolling Shutter General, although the cultivation is not enough to be strong in the Heavenly Palace, but it is not a small gatekeeper who can not dodge or avoid hard connections.
King Kong is not bad, it is the magic power that Sun Wukong only has after stealing the entire five gourd golden pills of Taishang Laojun. With such a watchdog level of yours, I don't believe that Taishang Laojun has five gourd gold pills for you to eat, I'm afraid that you are not qualified to eat medicine residue!
The two boys of gold and silver are much higher than you, right?
What the hell, do you know, those two little Loli call me dad now!
Lao Tzu is your grandfather now!
This is a good fight, although it is only three seconds within the statute of limitations of the immobilization method, but from the perspective of the immortal fighting method, three seconds can be as long as a century.
Soon, the goalkeeper was beaten to the point that his nose and face were swollen, and it was an exaggeration to say that the seven orifices were bleeding, but it should be a more pertinent description of not being human.
Of course, there was more than just such a gatekeeper in Tushi Palace, and soon there were countless Taoist children and immortal officials who surrounded him, and they let out unbelievable angry reprimands in their mouths, never imagined that someone would dare to be so wild within the scope of Tushi Palace.
How many years have there not been such arrogant figures?
Even if Sun Monkey, who made a lot of trouble in the Heavenly Palace back then, broke into the Tushi Palace to steal food for a while, he didn't dare to let go and hurt people!
This guy's guts can really swallow the sky!
it!
Cui Shi was ambitious, since the matter had become a big one, he simply didn't do anything, and before everyone got closer, the last set of combination punches made him feel comfortable, and the depression of the past few days disappeared.
Joyfully!
But this mess is quite a big mess.
"Bold fanatics, don't catch them quickly!"
The leader of the Daoist has a flash of brilliance in his hands, and it is obvious that there will be a thunderous momentum as soon as he makes a move, and it is by no means that the current Cui Shi can resist.
"Kill me!"
Cui Shi knew that even if he cast an out-of-body incarnation, he would not be able to see it in a place like Tushi Palace.
Anyway, I'm happy, and then it depends on how big you want to make things too big.
"Destroy the process of studying scriptures! Openly resist the Jade Emperor's imperial approval of the Journey to the West! Flagrantly provoke the dispute between Buddhism and Taoism! Come, who will do it first, and then explain it to Taishang Laojun and the Jade Emperor!"
This big hat is buttoned up, not to mention these ordinary members, even if it is Taishang Laojun himself, he has to frown.
About dozens of people surrounded Cui Shi, each of whom had the ability to kill Cui Shi on the spot, but he was shocked by his series of shouts, looking at Cui Shi, who had obviously put on a desperate posture, no one dared to take the lead.
"Let him in!"
Suddenly, a voice resounded inside and outside the Tushi Palace, as if the entire Tushi Palace was equipped with the most advanced surround sound system, and the sound did not know where it came from, but it was echoing in all directions.
"Yes!"
Everyone turned around, bowed in the direction of the inner hall of Tushi Palace, and then watched Cui Shi stride with his head held high, and did not forget to walk in front of the guy who was beaten into a pig's head and stretched out his hand, and snorted coldly:
"Give it back!"
In front of everyone's eyes, how dare that person compete for such a disgraceful thing, he was extremely embarrassed to touch out the Dingfeng Pill that had not yet been hot in his arms, and was snatched away by Cui Shi, and then surrounded by countless people, he went to see Taishang Laojun.
This is the second time Cui Shi has seen Taishang Laojun, the supreme god of the Three Realms.
The last time we met, it was actually not pleasant, Taishang Laojun didn't give the Nine Turns Soul Restoration Pill, but the gold and silver boy under the seat became a criminal supervised by Cui Shi, and he could no longer take care of the gold and silver furnace.
"Oh, you monkey!"
Taishang Laojun smiled and said: "With your little cultivation, you can find it for thirty-three days, which shows how miserable Lingshan was tossed back then." ”
What mess?
Cui Shi said that he didn't understand, why everyone said that I was that monkey, hell!
You're the monkey, your whole family is a monkey!
But now he didn't have the heart to think about this, after all, he had to bow his head, try to show a very sincere smile, and said:
"Disciple Cui Shi, I once had a relationship with you in Pingdingshan before. Now I really encountered a difficult situation that I couldn't get over, so I had to come to Tushi Palace to ask for your help......"
"Huh. ”
Taishang Laojun avoided answering Cui Shi's question, and instead changed the topic and asked, "My two boys, how are they now?"
Hey, are you embarrassed to mention those two boys?
Those are two girls!
You old man doesn't know how old you are, but you're still Lolicon, tsk, no one cares about this in the sky and on the ground...... Is it great to have strength?
"They are all very good, now study hard, make progress every day, and I believe that when they return to Tushi Palace in the future, they will definitely be able to be a clear stream in the heavenly court. ”
"Haha!"
Taishang Laojun was amused by the success, waved the dust in his hand, and scolded with a smile: "Apple?banana?car?
Belch!
Cui Shi thought to himself that this Taishang Laojun's pronunciation was quite standard, and at that moment, he had a sense of immediacy as a retired English teacher.
But the next moment, suddenly the soul was blessed!
It turns out that Taishang Laojun is above the thirty-three days, but he knows everything about the mortal world!
Even these words can be spoken, so the matter of Chihiro being mysteriously abducted may have been under the control of this person for a long time!
Cui Shi gave another salute and begged: "As the head of the Three Qings, the Taoist patriarch, please be merciful and guide the disciples to find the path of Liu Qianxun......"
"Well, it's a bit difficult to do. ”
Taishang Laojun shook his head, looked at the west with deep eyes, and muttered: "Although Lingshan is located on the border, it has become a force to be reckoned with. Although I have a good relationship with them, I don't want to interfere too much. ”