46 If you like a fierce girl, you must be mentally prepared
VV has no opinion, but she spares no effort to make Zhuang Yan increase his value. So she lowered her head and untied the necklace, pulled out the necklace pendant from under the collar, and put it in the palm of Mr. Li's hand, which was a hot mini USB drive.
The staff officer wisely presented the playback equipment, and Mr. Li personally plugged in the USB disk, and the stereoscopic projection screen immediately projected a dense scrolling screen, listing 513 audio signals, which was a copy of Zhuang Yan's heart-rending command to command the angry phoenix to speed up the evacuation of the nuclear strike.
Zhuang Yan looked at the dense large piece on the projection screen, and he was also a little confused, he was shouting one after another, he only felt that time was passing quickly, so he didn't expect that the angry phoenix had saved so much in his inbox.
VV saw these endless audio commands, as if he could see Zhuang Yan's desperate silhouette, as if he had seen his painful expression, his heart was as sweet as a knife, he looked down at his fingernails, and heard Mr. Li slyly tell him to choose one to play and see, but he didn't agree, blushing and shirking: "He sent it himself, let him order it casually." ”
Zhuang Yan was not polite, he was curious about what he was shouting at the beginning, his fingertips flicked, the list flew around, and then he clicked casually, and it was played in an instant.
Because the sound effect is amazing, the sound wave almost overturned the crowd, startled the perched birds on the helicopter wings, and even the wooden planks under their feet were vibrating, and the sound hit VV's ears one by one:
"Veneto! Miss! You dead chest, hurry up and speed me up! Ancestors! Zhuang Yan's roar shocked Baili.
All the masses are staggering and covering their ears, the staff officer has entered a state of confusion for the second time, even the amiable Mr. Li is petrified, and his sharp eyes are dull, this kind of line and his expected "Yangtze River, Yangtze River, I am the Yellow River, return quickly, the country needs you!" "There's a world of difference! No, it's the other way around!
You usually call your comrades-in-arms "dead flat-chested"?!
Li Ming rolled in the background laughing while holding his stomach, and Wei Xu smiled happily. The crowd below hesitated to applaud or not, and fell into an endless dead silence.
Zhuang Yan, the source of all evil, was frightened early, touched the back of his head and looked at VV innocently laughing, trying to remedy: "Haha, I remember, it was the last thing I said, haha, hahaha." ”
VV's eyes widened in surprise, his thin lips opened slightly, and he stared blankly at Zhuang Yan, the abacus in his head crackling and smoking. First of all, of course she knew that it was the last thing she said, and she listened to and played these five hundred and thirteen messages every day, and she was about to memorize them backwards. But.
Break off! Right! No! Yes! Admit! Yes!
Veneto, be shocked, pretend to be shocked! It's the first time you've heard this message, and how would you react to someone telling you to die flat? Kill it, of course! Don't even think about it! How can I admit this kind of thing if I listen to it three or five times a day before going to bed! Dare to call me to die flat-chested, how can I, Uncle Veneto, let him live! You must die, Zhuang Yan, you carry this black cauldron for me!
The above is Veneto's mental activity in a fraction of a second.
Then she rolled out tears of shock, looked at Zhuang Yan who was already farting and urinating in disbelief, and shouted bitterly: "Zhuang Yan, you pervert!" I didn't even see you say such nasty things, hate you, hate you, hate you, hate you! ”
Zhuang Yan argued: "How could you not see ......"
The next second, he heard Veneto's strong words: "Shut up!" Become a Buddha with peace of mind! ”
In Zhuang Yan's ears, this voice was not so pleasant and soft, but the deafening roar of a special combat team member with a height of one meter eight, and each word had a trembling ending: "Shut up!" An (An'an) heart (sound), become (press) Buddha (oh oh) (ahh ”
Then the embarrassed VV twisted his body and spun angrily, flew up with a kick, kicked the stunned Zhuang Yan fifty meters away, Zhuang Yan turned into a cannonball and flew straight to the helicopter, and then Zhuang Yan landed, ploughed ten meters on the red carpet, rubbed the red carpet into a row of one-meter-high fences, and then smoked and pouted his ass on the red carpet, life and death are unknown.
VV closed his eyes and patted the ashes on his hands, gritted his teeth and muttered: "What position do you have at this airport to talk about others!" Who has you flat! ”
The crowd in the audience finally stopped hesitating, 100% sure, they can applaud, this kick has the style of Messi's shooting, and they can definitely applaud!
Thunderous applause.
Then Mr. Li finally returned to his place and shouted: "Rescue, rescue!" ”
Li Ming, who was gloating, finally lost his face, and was the first to run over, turned over Zhuang Yan, who was pouting and lying on the ground, and found that his appearance had been ruined in the process of plowing ten meters, and his face was as tragic as the scene of a car accident.
Li Ming gasped. Seeing VV admiring Zhuang Yan, he was originally disappointed. Now I'm not lost at all, and I'm full of fear, and I secretly think, "It's too dangerous to be VV's boyfriend!" Ranked first in the world's high-risk occupation list! ”
Then the medical team rushed over, and Li Ming had already lost his voice and shouted: "Don't die at the award site, Zhuang Yan!" Don't mourn for a thousand years! Forcefully gave him cardiopulmonary resuscitation, which made Zhuang Yan pout and foam at the mouth.
The medical team was dumbfounded, and secretly thought, "It's so tragic just to say something disrespectful, if you are ruthless, won't you die without a whole corpse?" The hero driver really has a temper! "Thinking about it carefully, I didn't have time to think too much, I raised my neck, cleared my airway, intubated oxygen, and a unit of adrenaline, and all kinds of first aid methods were put into battle at the same time, and I pulled a wisp of Zhuang Yan's wandering soul to the yang world in a variety of tricks.
VV was angry and annoyed for a while, and gradually overshadowed the shame and anger in his heart, afraid of kicking Zhuang Yan to death, so he hurriedly ran over and tiptoed to look at Zhuang Yan behind the medical team. Seeing that the idol was coming, the medical team consciously separated like a knife and cut off water, so that VV leaned closer and bent down to look at Zhuang Yan.
VV leaned on his knees, looking anxious and wanted to ask Zhuang Yan how he was doing, how many days would he live, just as Zhuang Yan took a breath, opened his purple eyelids half-consciously, and saw VV's concerned and dazzling pretty face in his field of vision. He hung a half-dead breath in his chest, gently tried to move his lips, and said the most frank and honest sentence in his life:
"VV, I ...... I tell you, white, it's amazing! ”
When the others were still inexplicable, VV was already flushed without squeaking, pressed his skirt, and stepped on Zhuang Yan's smiling face without saying a word. The eight-centimeter heels stepped Zhuang Yan's smiling face into the soft dust.
In the flash of light, the medical team saw
VV shouted angrily: "I don't understand what you're saying!" When screaming, he stomped Zhuang Yan's feet four or five times in a row, like nailing, and stomped the back of Zhuang Yan's head into the ground, and then snorted angrily, pretending to be calm and turned away.
The medical team was silent for a second, and suddenly shouted:
"Is there still a pulse?"
"No heartbeat!"
"Defibrillator charging! Get ready to pump up a unit of adrenaline! ”
"Change the oxygen pack!"
Then Li Ming personally took action, and the two small iron-like defibrillation electrodes "crackled" twice, and the arc in the middle of the electrodes scurried, and then shouted contemplatively: "The defibrillator is ready, three, two, one!" First electric shock! ”
"Smack", two small irons pressed on Zhuang Yan's ribs, and Zhuang Yan jumped like a corpse.
The medical team shouted in horror: "Check no heartbeat! ”
Li Ming's face was not afraid, and the two electrode irons "crackled" and rubbed them twice, and shouted: "Prepare for the second electric shock!" Three! Two! One! ”
"Smack!" Zhuang Yan was so electric that his whole body bounced up, and then the portable ECG machine sounded, and the straight line began to bend into waves.
The medical squad was trained to shout: "Heartbeat restored!" The pulse is weak, the adrenaline bolus is given, and oxygen is given continuously! ”
Then the stretcher team finally pushed the stretcher bed over with a clang, and everyone worked together to lift Zhuang Yan onto the stretcher bed, one held the oxygen bag at the head of the bed, the other held the salt water bottle high by the window, and a group of people pushed the cart to the elevator and pushed it down to rescue Zhuang Yan while he was not dead.
Li Ming breathed a sigh of relief, turned off the defibrillator, wiped his sweat and stood up to look at the medical class in the distance, muttering:
"It's okay, it's okay, he'll get used to it sooner or later, just get used to it."
He comforted himself with a weak heart, but he always felt that if this continued, Zhuang Yan would sooner or later be beaten out of a unique foreign hard qigong.