Chapter 392: Uncle, you're so embarrassed
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The night is very deep, the drizzle has turned into a drizzle, and the weather is getting colder, at least for some people, there are several big umbrellas on both sides of the open space more than 20 steps apart, and there are a few big chairs under the umbrella There are a few very tightly wrapped people sitting on them, looking at the training ground in front of them and whispering something!
Lu Wang's arrival, obviously people on both sides did not notice, and he did not make any noise, but stood a few meters away with a smile on the corner of his mouth and carefully looked at the training ground on both sides, and soon he could tell the difference between Xu Wenjue's and Zhu Yujian.
The number of people on the left is small, the soldiers are yelling while playing a posture similar to military boxing, looking at the leader no matter how he looks like Yang Yizhan, needless to say that this is naturally the Xu family's team, which makes Lu Wang cry and laugh, is this kid too anxious, in just a few hours, these recruits don't know if they can even remember the military posture and slogans and start teaching boxing? It's a bit of a! I wanted to go over and say it, but after glancing at the umbrella over there, there was no acquaintance, but there were more than a dozen recruits walking around with guys in their hands, and he estimated that Xu Wenjue was really hot and patrolling over there
As for the right, there are obviously more people, but they are not fighting any military boxing, but they are constantly giving orders and it seems that they are evolving into some formation, and a few people under the umbrella applaud from time to time, Lu Wang smiled when he heard this and walked straight over!
"A few masters are so interested, this point is not in the quilt with the flower girl in his arms and running happily to blow the cold wind", Lu Wang said with a smile standing behind several people
"Hey, hey, hey, the little uncle is back, when will he come back? Did you bring anything with you? In addition to some entourage, there were a few people sitting under the umbrella, except for Zhu Yujian, the three Tang Wang brothers, seeing Lu Wang's arrival, several people quickly stood up, and Zhu Yujian greeted with joy on his face!
"The good things have been taken out by the prince, do I still have green vegetables and radishes, do you like it, just take it", Lu Wang said jokingly, "What about Lao Zhu?" ”
"My eldest brother, hey. What about over there......" Zhu Yuzhen smiled and stretched out his hand to the training ground, there were more than a dozen people in the team of soldiers patrolling back and forth, one of them was wearing a raincoat and limping, looking like Zheng Hong's goods!
"It's really hard", Lu Wang said with a smile and turned his head to look at Zhu Yujian, "I said Wangye, Lao Zhu has practiced the army, you three come here to do it, don't hurry home and sleep." It's like they've been beaten with chicken blood, what's going on? ”
Hehe, Zhu Yuzhen smiled and flicked the cigarette ash in his hand, stretched out his hand and motioned for Lu Wang to sit down, "Little uncle, I won't tell you the truth." Although we are royal relatives and relatives are drooling with envy in the eyes of others, in fact, we are just eating, drinking, and waiting for death, and sometimes we are not even as good as an ordinary rich man! ”
"Lord Wang, what do you mean by this? Besides. Eat, drink, have fun, close your eyes and wait for death This is the unattainable dream of many people, is it possible that you are still satisfied, do you want to change the identity of those beggars in the city? ”。 Lu Wan deliberately chilled him
"Ahem! Where did you go", Zhu Yujian's face was slightly embarrassed, "I mean to say, eating, drinking, and having fun every day, walking birds and gambling for money are tired of it, and as a gentleman, who has no blood except for looking for flowers and asking willows, let's not talk about those dancing guns and sticks, leading thousands of troops and horses to gallop on the battlefield is called happy, but it's a pity...... You know, isn't my eldest brother just because he can't control it for a while, so whatever, now it's hard to have a little uncle to carry things, and he can do it properly, who is still asleep! "Feelings, this brother, a few excitement points are here!
"Hey, I didn't expect several masters to be so bloody, it turns out that they are all good, and they are all Hong Wuye's species, awesome!" Lu Wang exaggerated his applause alone, but Zhu Yujian's face was ugly, and he coughed, "Little uncle, don't talk nonsense, it's Hong Wuye's bloodline, not his species!" ”
"Ahem, cough, what, slip of the tongue", Lu Wang smiled, and then his face was pale, "It's just that I'm a little puzzled, a few masters are sitting here and can't sleep with excitement, but those recruits are so sleepy that they have to play with you."
Well, seeing Lu Wang's face change, Tang Wang immediately became a little nervous, "What do you say about this little uncle?" ”
"How to say it, let it be clear, although the banners of these soldiers are from your Tang Palace, don't forget them, they are also my subordinates, and they are also subordinate to my Huaxia Army, and the biggest rule in our army is that you can't abuse soldiers!" Lu Wang stood up and said word by word!
Lu Wang's sudden turn of face like this really caught Zhu Yujin off guard and quickly stood up, "There is no abuse, where did the little uncle start!" ”
"Five hours of crawling, you think they're Iron Man, even the Navy SEALs don't play like this, you're just abusing now!" Lu Wang's voice was a little loud when he said it, and the people who were training next to him obviously heard it, and more than a dozen people hurriedly ran in this direction!
Zhu Yujian's face still had an excited look, and he was still limping Zheng Hong and Wang Chao around him, but when they ran under the umbrella, they found that the atmosphere was a little wrong, several of their younger brothers nestled in chairs and lowered their heads to smoke, obviously unhappy, and Lu Wang was standing next to him, also holding a cigarette in his hand, the difference was that his eyes were staring at him with anger!
"Little uncle, you're back, what's the matter?" Zhu Yujian asked a little dazedly!
"You are now a soldier, the Tang Army under the Huaxia Army, you should call me a commander, don't you know what you call the little uncle?" Lu Wang said coldly, which made Zhu Yujian very unaccustomed to it, but he still nodded stubbornly, "Yes, sir!" ”
"Since you are a soldier, you must abide by military regulations, and your training must be relaxed, what are you doing, do you want to play soldiers to death?" , Lu Wang said and turned his head and glared at Xu Wenjue, who had just run over when he heard the sound! "Today, for the first time, I will say hello to the two of you first, and I will not be held responsible, and then next time, I will ask Zhao Mingyang to arrange a small black room for the two of you to taste the feeling of confinement!"
"Big brother, I know it's wrong, but, but you said that being strong all the time is to train and train again in your spare time, and then to fight in actual combat in wartime......" Xu Wenjue said in a low voice!
"Yes, I did. There is nothing wrong with intensive training, it is still the same sentence, there is a degree of relaxation, it must be gradual, you can see for yourself that those soldiers are now crumbling one by one, and they are tired to death, and you will be happy when you die, right! Lu Wang scolded angrily, and took advantage of the situation to raise his leg and kick Xu Wenjue! Yang Yizhan behind him couldn't help but move forward sideways
"What's the matter, it's not nice to beat your master, do you want to cut me?" Lu Wang's eyes widened, and Yang Yizhan hadn't had time to explain that he was just a subconscious behavior. The area around his head had been held up by Lu Wang's personal guards with guns, and the frightened Xu Wenjue hurriedly pushed Yang Yizhan behind him and shouted, "Big brother, big brother is not like this!" ”
"Of course I know it's not like this", Lu Wang said angrily, glaring at a few guards, several people quickly lowered their guns, Yang Yizhan hurriedly walked out and hugged his fist at Lu Wang, "Uncle misunderstood." The lowly position is just ......"
"Alright, alright!" Lu Wang waved his hand and glanced at the sulking Tang Wang brother next to him, "Three masters." Let's go back to sleep! ”
"You can't sit and blow the wind!" Zhu Yujing raised his head and rolled his eyes very unhappily, how can he say that he is also a prince, and he is stunned in front of so many people, and he is too faceless. The gods are amazing, right, they don't have to eat and drink Lazar!
"Hey, then feel free to do it". Lu Wang pursed his lips, looked around, and locked on Zheng Hong, who had been dodging, "Big Zheng, come over to me!" ”
"Ahem, sir, what's that...... My injuries are not healed, you can do it lightly", Zheng Hong said as he squeezed out from behind Zhu Yujian, thinking that this guy was ready to be beaten!
But he thought wrongly, Lu Wang snorted, "Beat you up and dirty my hands", and whispered close to Zheng Hong's ear: "What benefits did King Tang give you, run out and work hard at night!" ”
"Hehe, then the Tang King promised me a beauty, wow, sir, I'll tell you that the little girl is white and tender, and she can get out of the water with a pinch......" Zheng Hong said and wiped the corners of his mouth
"I'm rubbing, have you been on it?" Lu Wan asked, swallowing his saliva
"No, he said that he would give it to ......me if I trained Lao Zhu for five days," Zheng Hong confessed honestly
"Damn, I thought you had been on it, but if you haven't been on it, how do you know that you will get out of the water when you pinch it?" Lu Wang said scoldingly
"I touched a few handfuls, I wiped the feel, in your words, it's a bargain...... Sir, are you also excited, or are you ...... Let's ...... together" Zheng Hong suddenly squeezed his eyes at Lu Wang very obscenely, and the angry Lu Wang directly gave him the back of the head, "Nima, now that you have degenerated like this, you just said that you have thought about it in the army, and now you ...... Grass, I'm too lazy to scold you, get back to me! A girl bought you, worthless wreckage, and lost my face! ”
"Wenjue, is there any news from Marquis Wu and Mahan?" scolded Zheng Hong, Lu Wang suddenly remembered that troublesome Xu Wuhou!
"No, there isn't"! As soon as he mentioned this, Xu Wenjue's face suddenly became sad, and his eyes were already wet when he looked at Lu Wang, Lu Wang frowned and patted Xu Wenjue's shoulder, "Wait a minute, I will go to him in person if there is no news at dawn!" By the way, how is the old watch on Dushan? ”
"This stunned person is simply speechless", before Xu Wenjue could speak, Wang Chao picked up the conversation, "Keep talking about how cold, wet, hungry, and pitiful the mountains are!" We asked him to come down, he first said no, then turned around and said that the blockade on the mountain was too tight to come down, and then said that he wanted to touch a big fish and come back to ask for a reward! ”
"Appreciate it!" Lu Wang smiled bitterly, "It's so cold on this rainy day, let him come down, there can be any big fish on that small hill, at most a small thief!" Besides, even if he can touch the heavily guarded base camp in the dark light, he can tell who is the leader of the thief, that is, he is killed, where to run out of the exposed whereabouts, and if he wants to eat fish, he will go up to fish during the day tomorrow! ”
"That's it! He didn't listen, saying that he wanted to come down just now, but he was shocked by the secret sentry of the thief army, if it weren't for Xu Dashao's family members who cut down a few thieves to protect and escape at night, it is estimated that they would be stewed by the thief army now! Wang Chao said with a smile!
"Oh, how is it now, is it safe?" Rwan asked worriedly!
"It's safe, I said I was hiding in a small hole on the edge of the cliff on the edge of Shandong!" Wang Dynasty's words made Lu Wang feel a little relieved, "Let him watch it himself, don't be reckless, your life is your own!" He waved his hand as he spoke, "It's all gone, hurry up and go to sleep!" ”
"Sir, I have something to ask!" At this moment, Zhu Yujian suddenly spoke, everyone was stunned, and suddenly became curious, and Lu Wang also asked suspiciously, "What's the matter!" ”
"Xu Wenjue is also a soldier, why doesn't he call you chief but big brother!" Zhu Yujian was a little unconvinced, even Tang Wang was interested when this question was raised, and looked at Lu Wang with a smile, "Yes, little uncle, you can't favor one over the other, they are all your soldiers!" You have to follow the rules."
"It's very simple!" The corners of Lu Wang's mouth twitched, "Wenjue and Wuhou are my brothers, he can call me eldest brother, or call me chief, but you are different!" Hearing Lu Wang's words, Xu Wenjue next to him smiled and was a little grateful, and couldn't help but turn around and smile with Yang Yizhan, but Lao Zhu was even more unhappy! The second eldest of his family, Tang Wang, is even more unhappy!
"I said little uncle, the child of the Xu family is a famous family after the Duke of Wei, but my Tang Wangfu is not bad, how can he also be a relative of the emperor, plus my eldest brother was also the king of Tang, why ......?"
"Lord Wang, do you want to ask me why I don't worship Lao Zhu?" Rwann smiled!
"Exactly! Could it be that my Tang Palace's Mansion is not as good as the Wei State Mansion? Zhu Yuzhen nodded, unconvinced!
"Stinky and shameless! Wenjue and I are both the same age, Lao Zhu is older than my father, please this uncle! You're embarrassed to let me call you brother! Lu Wang scolded and turned around and left with everyone, leaving the four brothers of the Zhu family looking at each other!
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