Chapter 11: I was forcibly kissed
Xiao Jing, who looked at Nantian intentionally or unintentionally while speaking, was now very excited, Nantian was interested, to a little unhappy, and then to the bitterness on his face now, it was very likely that he heard that he wanted to worship together, and he was jealous, and there was no other explanation.
After calming down, Nantian said to Xiao Jing and Zhang Le very seriously: "You two move your heads over, I will tell you a very important news, but you have to keep it secret from me."
When the two of them put their heads together curiously, Nantian looked around in a low voice, and whispered: "Actually, I am the mysterious player who looks like a car accident scene in their mouths and attracts evil ghosts, don't talk about it."
"Vomit", Xiao Jing patted her chest while pretending to vomit, obviously this is the biggest joke she has heard recently.
"I said, if you are that mysterious player, I will not say a word, and immediately eat the burp with fresh hot food in horse urine, and go to confess to the old and ugly widow, and give my first time, hehe." Zhang Le said disdainfully.
It's a dog, to tell the truth honestly, I don't even believe it, I tell some lies like a joke, these two goods are convinced, Nantian said dissatisfied: "You don't believe me, this is the biggest discrimination against my personality, I am very unhappy."
Xiao Jing also said disdainfully: "Cut, the biggest discrimination, let me tell you, the biggest discrimination in the world is not racial discrimination, not gender discrimination, but: fifty-six ethnic groups, fifty-five ethnic groups will add points in the college entrance examination."
Nantian, who originally wanted to say something, found himself speechless. Is this sharp-toothed Xiao Jing still the original cute and cute, big-chested and brainless Xiao Jing?
Just when Nantian was extremely embarrassed, a primary school student rushed in panting, the person was just as high as the shelves where things were placed, although his face was covered with beads of sweat, he didn't intend to wipe it, looked at Xiao Jing at the counter and said with a smile: "Sister Beauty, are you selling things?"
Seeing that this child was so sensible, Xiao Jing showed a sweet smile and said, "Yes, what are you going to buy, little brother."
"Yes, it's good, get me a super large TT", the child said loudly, brushing it, Xiao Jing's face immediately turned red, but thinking that since he is a salesperson now, he will be responsible, although he is very embarrassed, he still asked in a low voice: "What do you buy that, do you buy it for others, ask others to buy it themselves."
"I didn't buy it for someone else, I really wanted to use it myself," the child explains. "You're so small, buy a set, what are you going to do with that thing", Xiao Jing asked, wondering if this kid was using that thing as a hydrogen balloon, did he want to blow it? Thinking of this, his face turned even redder, and Nantian and Zhang Le had already been talking about something in a low voice, sometimes smiling obscenely, sometimes laughing, obviously having an in-depth and intense discussion on this issue.
The child gave an explanation: our school is about to hold a drama competition, in order to show my talent in front of the girl I like, I asked the teacher what I can play, and the teacher said, "You play a kiba"!
Poof, hahaha, I'm rough, Xiaojing, Nantian, and Zhang Le listened to this explanation, and each gave different reactions, but left the child with a confused face.
Zhang Le pointed to the shop that sold high-priced things, and said to the child: "That store has suitable things, which can definitely satisfy you, this is a small shop that has just opened, and there is no such thing."
"Thank you, brother", said politely, and the child hurried out.
Xiao Jing felt that her face was a little hot, and she also had an inexplicable feeling in her heart, and she turned her head a little helplessly, pretending to look at things, and Nan Tian and Zhang Le, who loved to talk, also quieted down abnormally, learning from Xiao Jing's appearance to look around, and the atmosphere here was extremely weird for a while.
Fortunately, it didn't last long, a man in a suit and tie, dressed in spirit, walked over, first had a bear hug with Zhang Le, and then stretched out his hand and looked at Nantian with a smile.
The eerie atmosphere was also broken at once. After holding Nantian's outstretched hand, the man said enthusiastically: "Hello, hello, I'm Qian Million, presumably you are Nantian, Zhang Le often mentions you."
Nantian also said with a smile: "Happy newlywed, I am Nantian, your name and your status are really a good match."
Qian Million said proudly: "That is, the name not only pins the hope of the fathers, but also summarizes and summarizes many great truths, such as Liu Bei during the Three Kingdoms period, the names of his two children are Liu Feng and Liu Chan, cousin, you can explain."
Obviously, it's not the first time Xiao Jing has done this, every time someone talks about the name of Qian Million, Xiao Jing will explain it. "The name is Feng Chan, which shows Liu Bei's ambition to be the emperor."
"Oh, the Cao Cao family during the Three Kingdoms period was also very powerful, you see, Cao Cao, Cao Ren, Cao Zhen, Cao Shuang, Xiao Jing, you can explain", Zhang Le said casually.
"It's so cool to Ren", Xiao Jing explained honestly.
Qian Million and Nantian glanced at each other, their faces full of shock. After Xiao Jing finished speaking, she was also stunned, and whispered: "I was really stupid and cried by myself", and then stared at Zhang Le with a murderous gaze, and his hand involuntarily stretched out to the scissors on the table.
Zhang Le, who felt that something was wrong, took out the prepared high-priced meal ticket from his trouser pocket in a panic, and stuffed it into the hands of Qian Million, and the whole person had already fled at a speed of 100 meters sprint, and everyone ran away, and the voice came intermittently with a frightened voice: "Brother Tian, you take the lead, I am not blessed with this meat, you will pack some for me after you eat well, ask for more pig's trotters and soaked chicken feet, and remember to put some sugar on the salty roast."
Nantian, who came back to his senses in shock, felt that the temperature in this room under the sun had plummeted a lot, as if he was in a cold winter, and he raised his feet and just wanted to slip away, when Xiao Jing came with a trembling voice: "Nantian, if you leave, never want to eat your favorite egg fried rice at my place in the future."
Nantian swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "Eat eggs, eggs are eggs, and faces are also eggs, you don't want me to eat your eggs, is it a hint that you don't want me to kiss your face in the future."
"Ah", a high-decibel voice came, Xiao Jing was on the verge of going berserk, Nantian looked back and smiled confidently, and said mischievously: "Since Zhang Le is unkind, then don't blame me for being unjust, I'm going to run away, hahaha."
Just about to run, Nantian suddenly had a smile on his face that froze, Qian Wanwan, who had not moved, suddenly pulled his clothes, Qian Million also had his own plans, she knew what the concept of Xiao Jing was crazy, she didn't do it lightly, and demolished the commissary again, if the only person to vent Nantian also ran away, the consequences could not be estimated.
In a short period of time, Nantian tried his best, but he couldn't break free, Xiao Jing had already viciously grabbed a very soft piece of flesh on Nantian's waist, turning it like twisting a twist, and the strength was also unreserved, which contained a blow full of anger, not only a critical blow, but also a fatal blow.
"Whoa~~Whoa~~, it hurts", Nantian screamed like a pig. "Cousin, you look at the store first, I have something to say to Xiao Tiantian", casually explained, Xiao Jing pulled the reluctant Nantian to the toilet, and with a "bang", the toilet door was closed.
Qian Million rubbed his hands uneasily, and whispered worriedly: "Dude, don't blame me, I just married a wife, if you all run away, then this immortal will kill me", thinking about the scene of being pulled to the toilet by his cousin when he was a child, Qian Million shuddered, couldn't help touching his eyes, and counted in a low voice: "Three, two, one, howl."
"Wow~", although there is only one syllable this time, it is much more miserable than the cry just now. Nantian was just pulled into the door, and before he could react, he was punched hard in his left eye, the strength of this punch was full, after the fight, Xiao Jing suddenly panicked, she was very conflicted in her heart, if she didn't fight, she couldn't let her anger out, and now she was afraid that Nantian would no longer pay attention to him in the future.
In a hurry, he actually said with tears in his eyes: "Do you want me to kiss your face, huh?" Isn't it", Nantian, who was still in a lot of pain after being punched just now, and looked a little dazed, heard the words in his ear: Are you cheeky, huh? Isn't it.
Nantian thought that he was at a loss now, in order to suffer less from flesh and skin, it was better to be honest, and when he had a chance to talk about it in the future, Nantian, who was unwilling, pretended to be very serious and sincere, and said: "Yes."
Xiao Jing heard the affirmative answer, Xiao blushed, grabbed Nantian's arms, closed his eyes and stood on tiptoe to kiss Nantian's face, the moment he was caught by his arms, Nantian was afraid for a while, thinking that Xiao Jing grabbed his arms in order to adjust his posture, and then it was convenient to perform the severed feet, and at the same time as tightening his legs, Nantian tilted his head.
The location is just right, Nantian was forcibly kissed, the first kiss was gone, when the lips were just next to each other, Xiao Jing felt a little strange, although the slippery, soft, and warm feeling was very wonderful, but it didn't seem to kiss the face, when she opened her eyes, she saw that Nantian's pure and bright eyes were right in front of her, Xiao Jing's nervous heart jumped wildly, and she actually forgot to let go.
Nantian subconsciously sipped lightly, Xiao Jing let go of his mouth, and after screaming, he opened the door and ran in a hurry, leaving Nantian who was stunned, Nantian touched his lips and said: "It's so comfortable", and went to the dining room under Qian Wan's puzzled gaze, and someone had already announced the opening of the meal just now.