Chapter 24: The Great Bank Robbery
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- Excerpt from Shock's "Mein Kampf"
The laborers are rustic, and perhaps at some point, there will be some deep-seated cleverness and selfishness in their cunning eyes, but most of the time, they have no bad intentions. The seemingly thin Xiao Ke conquered everyone with his practical actions, in the industry of eating with physical strength, how much sweat you shed, how much you will get in return, this is not a little false, Li Jian is no exception.
A group of people surrounded Xiao Ke to the cafeteria, sitting around a few large tables, after a wine came down, the two of them had already begun to hook up with the people around them, brother to brother, Xiao Ke also let go of his vigilance against the surrounding crowd, he even took the initiative to fight with Lao Lin with a cup. Lao Lin was very happy, his mouth couldn't close his smile, the biggest winner of today's opening was him, half-drunk, he kept shouting that he would ask Xiao Ke to wash his feet alone another day.
As soon as this sentence came out, everyone immediately burst into laughter, and Xiao Gou hurriedly leaned over to Xiao Ke and whispered a few words. After he understood what it meant to wash his feet, he couldn't help but sweat profusely, this, although there is no big difference between the demon and the magician in appearance, but the cross-species mating and reproduction, Xiao Ke's heart trembled, and he could only thank Bumin. The latest chapter of the Black Rock Pavilion has been updated
A week has passed in a flash, he and Xiao Gou are very familiar with the construction site, and the language has also improved very much, and a few sentences such as "grandma bear" and "you **" are even more skillful and fluent. Xiao Gou has been exercising for a while, and it is still difficult to cast magic from a distance, but when his hand touches the top of the basket, his face is red and tendons are swollen, and he is reluctant to use a half-hanging levitation technique.
Of course, he uses it at most twice a day, once in the morning and once in the afternoon, but even then Xiao Gou has been so excited that he has been losing sleep for several days. Superman, Nima, this is the rhythm of my own growth into a superman, and ascension is no longer a dream. Maybe, Chang'e is already secretly paying attention to herself, paralyzed, and I don't know if Chang'e uses WeChat, video chat is cool! Maybe there's a signal tower on the moon, but that's not keeping pace with the times.
Regarding Xiao Gou's dreams and utopian dreams, Xiao Ke generally smiled at most and did not interfere with him. This is also a person's pursuit and ideal, even though it is as far away as the distance between himself and the planet Dickli. Only with the pursuit will there be a goal, this sentence is correct, then let Xiao Gou go forward bravely for Chang'e.
"Dumb, how about we go into town for a walk?"
Today's power outage is not a power outage at the construction site, but a circuit overhaul in the entire area, and the power bureau issued a notice several days in advance, and everyone knows it. In the first two days, everyone was most enthusiastic about discussing what they planned to do on the day of rest, and of course almost half of them washed their feet and hair. They are all big men, physiological needs are inevitable, this kind of good day does not wash the little head, seventy or eighty years old will regret it - paralyzed, there was once an opportunity in front of me, I did not cherish it, until now Lao Tzu found out that he is still a virgin.
Entering the city, Xiao Ke was a little hesitant, he wanted to go, he wanted to know more about the demon's behavior and habits, he wanted to go to the toll booth more. With knowledge and watching more TV, these shacks at toll booths and highways are no longer idiots. In fact, he had already estimated that he was likely to be disappointed, but at that point in time and space, the point where he stepped on the earth in the Academy of Magic, there must be some secret that he couldn't understand - this was the legendary time and space travel!
"What are you afraid of, dumb, the way you look now, even those policemen won't recognize you when they stand in front of you."
Knowing Xiao Ke's concerns, Xiao Gou was a little unimpressed. If you don't believe it, just ask someone to take a look, the long hair has become a short inch, and the skin that is so white that it makes a woman drool is now half-black and not yellow. Then add a little more thing, Xiao Gou took out a pair of black-framed glasses from the cardboard box next to his bed and put them on for him, flat light, this is one of Xiao Gou's sharp weapons for picking up girls, and it is a special tool for cultural people.
"Go and look in the mirror yourself, don't think you're handsome, now I recognize you!"
With confidence, the two people took a cold shower, changed into clean clothes, and wandered out onto the street. Xiao Ke was still wearing the jacket that Wu Xiaohua bought for him, and there were two gaps in the back, and Xiao Gou helped him send it to the sewing shop to make two rock-style cloth stickers, one was a skull and the other was an iron anchor, which had a unique taste when worn on the body.
A leisurely stroll through the streets of Anzai is an experience that is very peculiar to Schoke. Hurried pedestrians, novel shops, oversized supermarkets, exquisite billboards, he was overwhelmed, desperately watching, trying to remember and digest, he did not hesitate to run into the toilet and close the partition to activate the mnemonics, so as not to alarm passers-by by by the instant white light when the magic was activated. Then, with the help of mnemonics, he was no longer so busy and nervous, and more leisurely.
"Dumb, it's time for lunch, let's go, let's go to the top floor of the Anxi Hotel for a buffet." Grandma is a bear, I have wanted to eat the buffet there for a long time, but his grandmother's is too expensive, I must try it today, go, Brother Gou invites you. ”
Let's go, whoever treats them is about the same, and Shook has some money in his pocket anyway. It is said that he can't settle the salary, and the rule on the construction site is to lend everyone some living expenses on a monthly basis, and the rest will be temporarily deducted from the boss's hands, and the settlement will not be settled until the project is completed or you resign. But Xiao Gou looked for Li Qian once, and under her coquettishness, Li Yuanzheng pinched his nose and gave instructions to the finance, giving the two of them 80% of the weekly settlement, so as not to be counted down by their daughter.
"Dumb, why don't we take a taxi, let's go, let's walk, it's only 2 or 3 kilometers past here, and we won't have much time to walk."
"Okay."
"Dumb, let's wash our hair after eating, hehe, Brother Gou will take you to open meat."
"Open meat? Is the buffet all vegetables, shouldn't it, I've seen it on TV, there are a lot of big fish and meat. ”
"You're a **, dumb. Forget it, Lao Tzu can't tell you clearly, you just have to follow Brother Gou, and make sure you wash this time and want to think about it next time, hehe. ”
"Okay, listen to Brother Gou."
Walking all the way, the two of them enjoyed themselves, not tired or bored. Suddenly, Xiao Gou touched his trouser pocket, and his face was stunned.
"Dumb, how much cash did you bring? I only have 100 dollars in cash in my pocket. ”
Shocke consciously began to dig out his coat pockets, and then two trouser pockets. What's funny is that they didn't realize that the people passing by suddenly spread out a space, and the current scene is really too much like the posture of blocking the road and robbing and being unable to resist and obediently paying for it, of course, passers-by are better to avoid.
"I still have eighteen yuan, three cents and five cents."
Xiao Ke, who was full of innocent faces, counted the banknotes and a five-cent coin in his hand, and handed them all to Xiao Gou. Damn, Xiao Gou's eyes are endlessly incredible, why are you dumb to have this amount of money, this is not scientific. His face turned hideous, and he took out Xiao Ke's arm and asked viciously.
"Dumb, didn't you just get the Baiyuan last week? How can there be only this point left, who took your money or blackmailed you, tell Brother Gou, see if Lao Tzu doesn't kill him! ”
"No, on the day I received my salary last week, you and Lao Lin went to play cards, I just came out after receiving my salary and met Li Qian, she said that I didn't thank her for not buying her a bouquet of flowers, and then she took me to the flower shop, I bought flowers for her."
Xiao Ke's ignorant eyes made Xiao Gou very weak, he knew that the dumb man was teased by Li Qian. Paralyzed, there is a reason to buy flowers for more than 700 yuan, and it is precisely because Xiao Gou pays for his meals every day that he has not found out about this matter. Now that it has been so long, Li Qian is still the boss's daughter, so it is difficult to ask her for money.
"She said she was going to decorate her car with flowers, and she would come back next week when her salary was paid."
It's so good to die, Xiao Ke also added calmly, Nima's, Xiao Gou spurted out a mouthful of blood. Mother-in-law, it's a dumb bully, it's not a good job for your family, and you have to find some way to get your wages back. No, he couldn't let things go like this, he patted his forehead and grabbed Shock's shoulders with both hands.
"Look at me, dumb, from now on, teach me all your money to take care of, Li Qian is looking for you, you let her come to me, you know? Well, that's right, let's go, let's take the money, Brother Gou brought the card, the buffet at noon can't run away, paralyzed, in the afternoon we each wash the little head twice, grandma is a bear. ”
Bad luck, the two went to two ATMs, either there were too many people and sent a long queue with no end in sight, or the machine was faulty and it was temporarily impossible to withdraw money. Xiao Gou is so angry, let's go to the bank counter to withdraw money, I don't believe it yet, I will not even be able to withdraw money from the counter today.
Walking down a street, a huge bank sign lifted Xiao Gou's spirits, he pulled Shaw, and the two of them quickly pushed the door in. At noon, there were not many people, the lobby manager sent a number list to the two, Xiao Ke looked up, except for a middle-aged man with a little girl who was handling business at the counter, it was their turn next.
No one wanted to sit at this point, the two of them stood one meter away and looked around, everything about the bank was still very new to Xiao Ke, he was most interested in the wide, heavy glass in front of him, and he was wondering what magic he needed to break that glass.
Someone came in again, of course no one cared, the bank, no one came in and out, it's strange.
"Don't move, rob, who dares to call the police Lao Tzu shot him down. You, that's what you're talking about, put down the roller shutter door, Lao Tzu knows that the remote control is on your security guard. ”
"At the counter, who of you the dares to reach out and ring the alarm bell, Lao Tzu killed you today."
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