Chapter 63: Halloween 2
It's really shocking, and what is unthinkable is that there are not only performances here, but even ghosts setting up stalls. This is completely no different from human life, of course, the appearance is a little far from human.
No, it could really be a matter of looks. I have never been favored by beautiful women, but at this moment, there are no less than three female ghosts who have come to scratch my head and make gestures, which makes me afraid for a while. Not to mention that I'm a big living person, I don't have any ** for ghosts at all, let's just say that those female ghosts seduced me one after another, so that I have become the target of everyone, hundreds of male ghosts are opening their fangs and roaring at me, that posture, it seems that they want to come up and replace me at any time.
In this regard, I looked at the master beside me, good fellow, there were only a lot more female ghosts around him than me. I saw that its performance was much more open than mine, at least the big hand was touching those female ghosts up and down, causing those female ghosts to gasp again and again. No wonder the master has never had an affair with any woman, it turns out that this guy is so good, just waiting for the annual Halloween Festival!
Sister's! What kind of eyes do these female ghosts have, Lao Tzu, a handsome young man like me, is not as attractive as my master in his forties? It must be that these female ghosts have lost their eyeballs, and they pounced on them with the smell of men, huh! Only this can make me feel more balanced.
Isn't there a saying that says? Men, the older you get, the more masculine you are! Women, the older you get, the more sassy you get! This is probably the best explanation for the strange phenomenon of a sixty-year-old man marrying a twenty-year-old girl as his wife, and a twenty-year-old young man chasing a sixty-year-old grandmother!
The master has played like this! So as an apprentice, I naturally can't be left behind, not to mention that the master didn't tell me before, try to talk as little as possible. Then I just have to do more!
As I thought about it, I couldn't help but touch the towering place of one of the female ghosts. I'll it, the softness is actually no different from ordinary people, but the warm body temperature is missing! When I touched me, the female ghost beside me let out a coquettish gasp, and suddenly hooked my neck with both claws, and then came up with her mouth. That posture seems to have overflowed with innocence!
If she were a beauty, a living person, maybe I would really be unable to help it. But it's not only a female ghost.,And it also has a grimace that makes people look at it and don't have any interest.,No one refuses.,Brother is also a big living person.,Take advantage of it.,Just have fun.,Ya take it seriously!
Seeing this, I hurriedly pushed the female ghost away. It probably doesn't matter if they get close to my mouth and suck some yang energy out of me, but if they find out that I'm a big living person, then it's okay! Now I kind of regret coming here for Halloween, I have to be careful every step of the way, it's so uncomfortable.
And the female ghost who was pushed away by me was stunned for a moment, and then yelled at me with her mouth open: "What are you doing? Pick up the old lady's **, that's it?"
"Uh... Lao Tzu is not so unlucky, right, you can touch any female ghost who can't touch that kind of wave?" I muttered regret in my heart for a while, and seeing that the master ignored me, I had to smile at the female ghost and say, "Oops! How could it be! It's just that people are a little inconvenient today, that, man, there are always a few days off every month, you know!"
When the female ghost heard me say this, her brows furrowed, and she snorted coldly: "What a thing! No, come and touch the old lady, sure enough, none of the handsome male ghosts can be trusted!"
With that, the female ghost left my side and pounced on the other male ghosts. This time, I was shocked and broke out in a cold sweat. It's all right, I'm a genius!
With the lesson of this female ghost, I said that I would never do anything to those female ghosts again! It's better to honestly go to those ghostly places to join in the fun and open your eyes!
I have to praise it, the performance program of this Halloween Ten Thousand Ghosts is better than the performance of our living people. That's all pediatrics, don't you see it! The two ghosts stand on the stage, shoot off their heads, and then fly to the neck of the other ghost, pick them up, and continue the performance. In that case, it seems that as long as the head is fine, then it doesn't matter which body it is.
To be honest, I have only seen the scene of two ghosts playing and swapping bodies, in Chen Haomin's version of "Romance of the Gods". At that time, I thought that those only existed in myths, but what could I say about these ghosts eating like a performance, except for lamenting the size of the world, magic is omnipresent, and everything is everywhere?
After watching the ghost performance for a while, I suddenly felt that our big living people still performed well. Although these ghosts can perform body swapping and hanging juggling, in the world of our living people, a series of arts such as singing and dancing, sketch comedy, two-person turning, etc., which cultivate sentiment cannot be seen here at all.
So, I felt that the performance was so boring that I had to come to those stalls.
Tsk, it's a stall set up by a ghost, and almost all the things on it are things I haven't seen before. Except for some houses and cars made of paper, I guess these things were burned to them by people in the yang world, and they could only be taken out and sold when they were not used up.
casually picked up a paper Rolls-Royce Phantom, looked left and right, this car made of real Nima ugly, compared with the real car, it is completely one heaven and one earth.
"Brother is so discerning! This car was burned to me by my children and grandchildren, but now I am about to be reincarnated, and I don't need it, so I sell it to someone who is destined, as long as you give a conscience price, this car is yours!"
When the stall owner saw me looking up and down at the paper cart, he thought I had taken a fancy to it. Immediately, it was the right time to start selling my products to me, and the tone, the speed of the speech, I really wondered if he was a salesman before his death.
"Idle is idle, it's better to play with this ghost!"
Having made up my mind, I coughed softly and said, "Boss! By saying this, you're telling me that your car is second-hand, and you're about to be reincarnated, so you might as well give it to me! In this way, you will accumulate virtue once, and you will be reincarnated as a rich man's descendant in the next life!"
"Humph! You think it's beautiful!" The ghost who sold the car snorted coldly and said, "Seeing that your kid is dressed very decently, I thought that he was a rich master, but I didn't expect that he was a poor boy, and if he couldn't afford it, he would get out of here." Don't get in the way of your uncle's business. ”
"Hey! This guy has a cheap mouth! In the yang world, Lao Tzu can't pretend to compare, can't he still do it in the underworld?"
I scolded in my heart, I couldn't imagine that it was not only the world, but also the underworld. There is money to treat people as uncles, but there is no money to call people grandsons.
Determined to show this snobbish ghost, I stood still and let him abuse him at will.
Soon, the sound made from here immediately attracted the attention of the surrounding ghosts. It didn't take much to see the stall around.
"All the brothers and sisters are here, come and have a look! This kid who came from nowhere, has no money and pretends to be an uncle. If you want me to give him this car for free, do you think there will be such a good thing in the world?"
The owner of this stall saw that there were more and more people, not to mention how happy he was. At the moment, it shook out all the things that had happened before, as if the more ghosts watched, the happier it became.
"Haha! This kid shouldn't have been kicked in the head by a donkey!"
"Boss, I didn't say you! If someone asks you to send it, you will send it! Wouldn't it be nice to send a bicycle that you used to ride, but you can accumulate yin virtue by sending it to Hanako!"
"Haha!"
The ghosts, you said a word to me, and we were so happy to chat. After all, this is something that falls into the ground, not only people love to do it, but they are also willing to do ghosts. Especially since I'm still the public rival who attracted the attention of more female ghosts just now, the ghosts naturally won't let go of such a good opportunity.
"How much is your broken car, you make a price, I will never bargain!"
When the ghosts were almost laughing, I coldly threw out such a sentence. In an instant, it is to make all the ghosts come to an abrupt end! What I want is this effect, and the feeling of pretending to be is really cool! No wonder so many rich people like to pretend!
Looking at the expressions of the ghosts, I feel so happy and hilarious!
Hum! Isn't it just a Rolls-Royce Phantom made of paper, and I will buy you a dozen for a few dollars! It's a shame that these ghosts are still treasures, I really don't know how to call them local tyrants!
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