Chapter 298: The City
It took about an hour to get to the nearest city, and after constant communication with the car along the way, Yang Fan finally fully adapted to the daily life of this world.
Anything has the potential to be brought to life, so don't be surprised to see anything strange about life!
It should be said that Yang Fan's luck is relatively good, on the way to the car, Yang Fan saw a lot of vehicles, not all of those cars have their own lives, similar to Yang Fan's vehicles should be relatively few.
This car is now quite poor, a guy like him who has a special life in the city or scenic spots, tourists will definitely give priority to riding him, who makes him special!
Yang Fan also asked this guy this question, and as a result, he was kicked out.
It should be said that it is a personality problem, together in the scenic spot, life is okay, someone regularly helps you maintain it, and the money you earn can change your favorite style for yourself, but this guy is a person who is unwilling to back down.
For some guys with a peculiar smell, he is not polite at all, but there are many races in the universe, and some of them will have some flavors that he doesn't like because of the environmental problems of life.
Yang Fan came to the conclusion that this is a car with personality!
Finally, the car arrived at the gate of the city.
In fact, there is no city wall here, but there is a gate tens of meters high, there is a stone lion in front of the gate, many people put a good way not to go, but to go in front of that door, which is a bit strange.
"What are those people doing?" Yang Fan asked the car he was sitting in.
"Hey, there's a stupid lion over there with a pretty low laugh, just make him laugh and the door will open, and a lot of tourists from outside like that guy and will tip him!" When he said the back, the car was full of resentment.
Yang Fan was very moved when he heard this, and wanted to go down and give it a try.
"I can say it, if you come down and go by yourself, I won't refund the car money!" This car is still a little uneasy, and specially reminded Yang Fan that the little money he got has already been divided, how can he have so much?
Yang Fan patted the outside of the car, "It's okay, you go first, it's already in the city anyway, I'll go by myself later, so I won't bother you!" ”
How could this kind of good thing car that doesn't have to finish the work but has a lot of money to refuse, as soon as Yang Fan said it, he immediately walked back happily, according to his current state, whoever sits in the car will be killed by him.
There were a lot of tourists from outside in the city, and there were many more people than in the village, and Yang Fan was at the back of the crowd, waiting until he was about to lose his patience before it was his turn.
The people in front of them all passed the "test" of the stone lion and passed through this door smoothly, and as soon as the person in front of Yang Fan passed, it was immediately Yang Fan's turn.
With a "bang", the stone lion jumped in front of Yang Fan, "You know the rules!" ”
"Yes!"
"Good!" Shi Shi was very happy, he liked this kind of guy who didn't need to talk nonsense the most, "Because I recently wanted to find a suitable other half for myself, you can tell a joke with this theme!" ”
"Huh?" Yang Fan was shocked, there will be requirements for the subject matter of this joke, but there are none in front of it, it won't be so unlucky! Although the first time in history that he did not pass through this door is a rather awesome record, Yang Fan doesn't want it to be that kind of shameful record!
After racking his brains and thinking hard, Yang Fan stammered: "Shi Shi wants to find a mate, but ...... It was of stone, and he didn't know his gender, so he found a shemale lion......"
"Aha......" is so funny.
The sudden laughter of the stone lion in front of him startled Yang Fan, looking at the stone lion rolling on the ground there, Yang Fan broke out in a cold sweat.
"Damn, I don't even know what kind of nonsense I'm talking about, this guy actually thinks it's funny, sure enough, I thought I might be able to pass it too much! It's worthy of the well-known 'low laughter', ah, no, this guy's laughter is negative! Secretly complaining in his heart, Yang Fan passed through the front gate, and a serious voice of a lion came from behind, "Next!" ”
This gate is really nothing special, there are many people who are not interested in it and go around it directly, but, traveling, just want to be happy, anyway, Yang Fan is not in a hurry.
Behind is a long street, with all kinds of shops occupying both sides, shouting and shouting, and selling strange things, such as needles that can sew clothes by themselves, pistols that can spit on or something, all of which are useless things, but they are novel, and many people will buy one or two.
"Ahh There was a girl's scream from the front.
"Hey, hey, hey......" followed by lewd laughter.
Yang Fan looked at it, it turned out to be a colored floor tile, he likes to peek at the guy under the skirt, a brick is still lustful, and Yang Fan is also drunk.
"Bastard, tell you to peek, tell you to peek!" After knowing that it was a floor tile, the girl also became bold, and went up with two more feet, and the floor tiles made a pig-killing scream that made her burst into tears.
Yang Fan also watched this with relish, he had already passed the initial shock period, and now it feels quite interesting to look at it again.
"Come on, come and try the food in our restaurant, it is guaranteed to be unique in this world!" There was a shouting from a shop next to it, this shouting was a normal creature, an alien with a big mouth, there were already many people in the store at this time, Yang Fan walked in with some curiosity.
I see!
As soon as he entered the door, Yang Fan knew what the idea was here, it turned out that in the place where everyone could see, dozens of pots and shovels were flying by themselves, and all kinds of ingredients were constantly changing under their cooking, and finally formed one dish after another.
It seems that this shop does not sell dishes, but performances.
"What would you like to come, guest?" A cute, only one meter tall, fleshy little guy walked over, looking at his appearance makes people feel pity, in front of his eyes, you are embarrassed not to order, this shop, the means are very high!
It's not a one-of-a-kind food, but the ideas are gimmicky.
If Yang Fan wants to go to the Monster Forest, he still needs to wait for a while, so he will order some things first, anyway, the menu is not expensive, most of them are dozens of entertainment coins.
Soon, the food came up, the food made by these pots was just so-so, it was really a gimmick, but looking at the way most people ate with a happy face, you know that this store is quite happy, and many times others are in addition to eating the taste, but also eating the mood!
Waiting casually, Yang Fan was ready to set off for the Monster Forest with the next large wave of people.