Qu Nan pushed open the door of the private room, and a wave of heat mixed with the noise rushed to his face. The smell of wine, the smell of food, the smell of tobacco, the smell of women's perfume, and the smell of men's sweat are mixed in the private room to form a strange smell that makes people's heads dizzy.

The fat monkey had already drunk a few cups, and when he saw Qu Nan coming in, the guy shouted loudly: "I'm talking about you, if you're late, hurry up and punish yourself with three cups!" ”

When Qu Nan looked at the wine glass, he couldn't help but secretly scream Mom, it turned out to be a teacup of two taels! Don't do anything with these three cups in your stomach, just get under the table.

A large group of classmates made a noise: "Yes, yes, at least three cups!" ”

Qu Nan was about to beg for mercy, but the fat monkey picked up the wine bottle and poured it full, blocking the door to prevent him from entering: "Come, drink!" ”

"Ahem, it's beer?!" Qu Nan whispered. He is not afraid of beer, let alone drinking three glasses, even three bottles are fine. He took the glass and drank it down, in exchange for the applause of his classmates.

Qu Nan drank a glass very boldly, but the fat monkey felt bored, this kid rolled his eyes, and changed his tricks: "Qu Nan, it's not interesting to just drink, tell two jokes, it must be related to you reporters." ”

"Okay, then you've got to let me sit down, right?"

A chaotic voice: "Let him in......"

"That's it, fat monkey, it's not at this time to clean up the big reporter Qu!"

Squeezing past the fat monkey's round body with difficulty, Qu Nan found an empty seat at the table and sat down, so that he had time to see who was here today.

The big table of twenty people was full, almost all the students in L City came, and there were even a few students from different classes, and he saw a few faces, both men and women, estimated to be the other half of the classmates.

Someone next to him found a set of clean cutlery for him and helped him pour hot tea into the teacup.

Qu Nan smiled politely at him, only to find out that it was Chen Yanzhi from a different department in the same class.

Wearing gold-rimmed glasses, the handsome and elegant Chen Yanzhi is in the same class as Qu Nan, is from the Department of Medicine, and when he was in college, this guy was famous for his excellent character and learning, and after graduation, he entered one of the largest hospitals in the city with excellent grades and became the first knife in surgery.

And Qu Nan, who studied news media, entered a non-mainstream supernatural newspaper, and saw Chen Yanzhi busy looking for a wine glass for him, Qu Nan quickly got up: "I'll come by myself." It's been a long time since I've seen Hikoyuki, what have you been busy with lately? Why didn't I see you at the last class reunion? ”

Chen Yanzhi smiled: "What can you be busy with, it's not just that little thing in the hospital." I had something at home at the last party, so I couldn't come. Have fun, right? ”

"I don't know how they are, I left beforehand." Qu Nan remembered the last class reunion, and he ran away halfway to the eastern suburbs forest farm, and was possessed by the spiritual eye in a daze. In retrospect, it all feels like it happened yesterday.

Ling Bucai's old man didn't know what was going on lately, so he had to go and see him one day, and by the way, he would come out with something. There have been a lot of things recently, Qu Nan always feels that the spiritual eye is not easy to use, is it his own problem or the old man's secrets? I remember that he also said at the time that if he encountered a ghost and didn't make a move, his eyes would be lost, which was really a problem.

Qu Nan thought in his heart, and the fat monkey had already announced loudly: "Welcome our big reporter Comrade Qu Nan to tell the big guy a joke about reporters!" Everyone applauds! ”

Qu Nan smiled helplessly, knowing that this fat guy was going to make fun of himself again, but fortunately, he was also used to the shameless behavior of the fat monkey. Qu Nan sat down and didn't get up, and smiled: "It's good for you to speak, I'll listen to you, and there will be no two words." ”

"Then I'll talk about it!"

The fat monkey cleared his throat: "A group of prostitutes. Women petitioned the Legislative Yuan, demanding that the Legislative Yuan give them an official title.

The officials of the legislator were very depressed: "What title do you want to use?" Prostitute. Is it bad to be a woman? It's been 5,000 years."

Prostitute. The women were not happy: "Of course it's not good, prostitute. Women are too vulgar. ”

The legislator asked: "What about the "goddess"? ”

Prostitute. The women shook their heads together: "This is not good, it's too serious!" Where will there be guests in this way! ”

The legislator can't help this group of old ladies: "How about the 'prostitute'?" ”

Prostitute. The women thundered with joy: "Yes, yes, yes! Let's use 'prostitute'. ”

Not to mention, the fat monkey pinched his nose to learn how to speak to a woman, and he learned quite similarly. He then continued:

Qu Nanda, who happened to be present at the time, protested: "How can it! "Prostitute" and "journalist" sound too similar, no! ”

Prostitute. The women retorted loudly, "Humph! What can't? Not all of them are welcome, "come and do!" If it's a handsome guy from Nanda, the fee will be preferential, and it will be 50% off! ”

There was a coaxing, and the private room laughed, although a few people had already heard the story, but when they heard that Qu Nan would give a five-percent discount, they couldn't help laughing.

The fat monkey took advantage of this momentum and greeted loudly: "Who wants to do it, hurry up and say hello to Qu Nan, make an appointment in advance!" ”

Qu Nan also smiled, leaning on the back of the chair easily: "Yes, although everyone doesn't like men, but women have been tight recently, and everyone has to settle for a while, fortunately, the fat monkey classmate is fraternity and magnanimity, and those who come do not refuse, and the interesting male classmate will come to me to report first." ”

After Qu Nan finished telling the joke, he thought that there were a few ladies present, and he nodded apologetically and smiled at the ladies: "If you have a girlfriend and are married, don't come." ”

The room was filled with laughter.

The first class leader held a wine glass at Tian Jingjing in the second class in the early morning: "I won't sign up with Qu Nan, I'll sign up with Jingjing!" ”

Tian Jingjing is the class flower of the second class, she also drank a few glasses of wine with a bold personality, her face was flushed, she picked up a glass of wine: "Come on, come on, you have to sign up and drink it first and then report!" If you don't drink it, you're not a man! ”

"Hehe, drink it, let's see who gets down first! Okay, lie down first and sleep later! ”

"Well said, I'll sponsor one, do it first!"

"You rascal...... You too, you're more hooligan, and sponsor a ...... Slow, if you don't drink the bottom of that bowl, you can raise Wang Ba in it! me, don't the old lady in your neck! ”

Tian Jingjing pressed Ling Chen's neck and poured the wine bowl into his mouth. Several people at the table were coaxing: "Okay, in the early morning, you have to lie down first, and we will be responsible for getting Tian Jingjing to your bed!" ”

"That's it, it is said that what is missing in life, there are many in the name, Tian Jingjing is short of the five elements, just waiting for you!"

Tian Jingjing didn't deny it, but just pressed Ling Chen to let him drink, Ling Chen also drank a little high, stretched out a hand around Tian Jingjing's neck: "Come, the beauty takes a sip first, I'll ...... I'm just drinking! ”

There was a coaxing on the table for fear that the world would not be chaotic: "Drink! Two of you have a glass of wine together, and we sponsor both! Cheers! ”

No wonder it's said that class reunions, breaking up a couple is a couple, these guys are really bad enough, if the girlfriend in the early morning is here, they will definitely be jealous!

Qu Nan shook his head with a smile, raised his wine glass, and signaled to Chen Yanzhi beside him: "Dry!" ”

Chen Yanzhi also smiled and raised his glass: "Dry!" He drank the wine at the bottom of the cup in one gulp, and a fashionable and beautiful woman next to him handed the teacup to Chen Yanzhi: "Yanzhi, drink some tea, drink slowly, drinking too quickly hurts your body." Chen Yanzhi smiled softly, patted the beauty's hand, and signaled her to rest assured.

Just now after patronizing and watching the excitement, Qu Nan noticed that there was still a woman sitting next to Chen Yanzhi. Seeing him looking at this woman, Chen Yanzhi smiled and introduced to them: "This is my wife Xia Lulu, this is Qu Nan, the big reporter of "Panic" magazine - Lulu, don't you like to read their magazines very much?" ”

Qu Nan smiled politely at her and said, "Hello." ”

Xia Lulu looked very interested in him, her beautiful eyes were shining, and she looked at him with a smile: "Reporter Qu, I want to ask a question, you say, after a person dies, will he really become a ghost?" In other words, does the soul really exist? ”

Qu Nan smiled bitterly, this question is too profound, how to answer it?

"Yes, and I've seen it too?"

Then don't do anything tonight, just deal with Xia Lulu's problem.

Qu Nan can think of:

What does the ghost look like?

Are they really shadowless?

Isn't it like chatting about fasting, there are good ghosts and bad ghosts in it?

Are there any ghosts around us now?

What do you do if you catch a ghost? Did you kill it......

Answer no?

It's also troublesome.

Xia Lulu will definitely ask:

So are your articles all made up?

Where did you get so much material?

Look at what you say in your article?

How do I think you're lying......

Fortunately, without waiting for him to answer, Xia Lulu replied by herself: "I think there should be, right?" Or are there so many ghost stories from ancient times to the present? Even if you chase the wind and catch the shadow, you have to have the wind and the shadow, right? ”

This question is not easy to answer, not to mention that the other party is not familiar with himself, and Qu Nan just smiled politely.

Chen Yanzhi saw Qu Nan's embarrassment, and whispered a joke:

"People say that class reunions are divided into several kinds of people, those with more eyes are burrowing into the quilt, those with fewer eyes are chatting, no more and no less are touching, one is singing with one eye, and those who lack eyes are drinking. Qu Nan, what kind of are you? ”

That's interesting!

Look at the early morning with Tian Jingjing's neck around him, and then look at the fat monkey who was drinking a little bit and was still pouring wine on his neck, Xiao Dingjun and others who were holding a microphone and howling in the far corner, Qu Nan laughed: "I am the kind with few hearts!" Ha ha! ”

Xia Lulu patted Chen Yanzhi's hand coquettishly: "Then which kind of person are you?" ”

Chen Yanzhi stared at his wife affectionately: "I am the happiest type!" ”

The fat monkey came over with a wine bottle: "What do you say?" Laughing so happily? ”

Seeing him, Qu Nan smiled even more happily: "Say that you lack heart!" ”

He smiled and retold the paragraph just now, and the fat monkey also laughed, put down the wine bottle and touched his head: "I used to say that I lacked soil in the five elements, but now it seems that I am lacking in the five elements and eyes!" ”