Chapter 6, Ghost Meets in the Funeral Parlor
I always thought that the master said that the courage to practice courage was to throw me into a mass grave or a cemetery for a night, but then I thought about it, where did the mass graves in Shanghai come from, and the cemetery was guarded on duty.
So I didn't understand what the master meant by practicing courage.
As a result, in the evening, as soon as the master took me out, I took a detour into a funeral parlor in Shanghai, and I saw him familiar with the doorman and went in.
At that time, when the doorman saw the master coming, he whispered: "Master Jiang, there are unclean things in it again." ”
I saw the master sinister and pointed at me and said, "My apprentice will take care of it." ”
I wanted to scold at the time!
I've got a ball!
This is the so-called training of courage!
In modern society, it is an indisputable fact that funeral parlors are more evil than cemeteries.
Because the graveyard contains ashes, but the funeral home will put the body.
After the master took me to the funeral home, I slipped open as soon as I entered, and then locked the door of the funeral home with his backhand!
"Stinky uncle, what are you doing?"
I turned around and shouted, look at this guy's fast movements, and lock the door with three strokes and five divisions.
"Hey, hey, tell you, stinky boy. There was a corpse on the second floor that was parked today, but now it has been cremated, but unfortunately the resentment is too heavy, leaving a ghost that will not go away. Even if you stay here for one night, even if you have passed the courage, rest assured, it will not kill you, at most it will only get on your body. Okay, I'll pick you up early tomorrow morning. ”
Jiang Tianxin really left as he spoke.
At first, I thought this guy was playing tricks on me, but I saw him run out of the gate with a smoke, and even dragged a couple of ghost scared doorman guys out for a drink!
As soon as they left, I turned my head and looked at the huge dark funeral home behind me, thinking about my uncle's words.
There is a ghost on the second floor, and there will be a human body......
I decided to sleep in this doorway for the night.
Fortunately, there was still moonlight outside, and there was an incandescent lamp overhead that could illuminate me, so I could at least see some light, and I could see the street lamp outside the glass, which was somewhat comforting.
I was about to hide in a corner and spend the night trying to fall asleep early.
But I saw the incandescent lamp that had been on overhead, and suddenly it went out!
There was no warning, no power outage or sound of the bulb cracking.
The entire hall on the first floor was darkened all of a sudden!
Just then, I heard the sound of a door being pushed on the second floor.
"Squeak ......"
At this moment, my heart tightened all of a sudden, and sure enough, there was a ghost!
I looked straight in the direction of the staircase ahead, and although it was dark, I could still see some images in the faint light.
The staircase was quiet all the time, without any sound.
Except for the creaking sound just now, the entire funeral home was also silent.
But the silence is even more frightening.
The darkness, the stairs, the doors, the windows, each one seemed to turn into a huge ghost, as if a ghost would come out of it at any moment.
I retreated into the corner, my back against the wall, afraid to speak, not even gasping for breath quietly.
"Stinky uncle, if I can survive, you don't want to eat for a month!"
I wanted to relieve myself of stress and kept muttering something.
Don't say it, talking to yourself is really useful at this time, my heart has settled down a little, and there is really no sound, and I gradually calmed down.
I looked down slightly, saw that my shoelaces were loose, and bent down to tie them, but as soon as I bent down, I felt a chill behind my back, as if someone had passed behind me.
I looked up sharply, and at this moment, I saw a face appear right in front of me!
Just 1 centimeter in front of me, a grimace paler than ice and snow, drooping at the corners of his eyes, and bright red lips looked at me!!
This was the first time I had come into contact with the Shade Spirit, and it was almost face to face at such a close distance.
I felt a cold sensation coming from my skin, and even tingled my nerves a little.
It looked at me, its eyes dark, cloudy, and devoid of any emotion.
"Mom!"
I yelled and wanted to retreat, but when I leaned back, I realized that I was in the corner!
"You, don't come here, don't come here, my master is very powerful, very powerful!"
I shouted loudly, there was no one in this hellish place, and I was going to cry.
The ghost didn't seem to understand at all, and slowly floated over again, and I noticed that it only had a head, and almost no body. Uncle Stinky said that this kind of ghost is too small in front of him, always looking at the good of others, his neck is too long, and he turns into a powerful ghost after death, so he has no body, only a head and neck.
"You, don't come here, I have a soul talisman, as soon as it comes out, you'll be done!"
I pretended to touch in my pocket, and at this time, my whole brain was completely messed up, and I forgot about what was calm and what was calm!
"You, are you, Yin Yang Agent?"
Unexpectedly, this ghost actually spoke, although it was very slow, but I still understood, of course, the voice seemed to float up.
"Yes, yes, don't tell me, you hate yin and yang agents the most, I'm just getting started, big brother ghost, I'm really just getting started, you see my little arms and legs, it's not delicious, it's not easy to possess!"
I'm all over the world, and I'm howling!
"I, I have something to entrust, you ......"
Just as I was crying, I heard this sentence from the other side.
The whole person was stunned, wiped away his tears, and looked at the ghost in front of him in surprise.
"You have a commission!"
I repeated its words again.
In the words of Uncle Stink, I was too lucky to be shit, it was originally a test of courage that he specially arranged, but as a result, this ghost's last wish was not fulfilled and entrusted to us.
Of course, the Yin Soul can't be paid, so the uncle refuses to take it.
But at that time, in order to be able to get out safely, I agreed to the request of the yin spirit one hundred times, so the commission was pressed on my shoulders.
Of course, Uncle Stinky will still help, after all, I forced him to help by threatening not to cook and wash clothes!
Here's what the commission is.
The deceased was a young man with a stable job, but he liked to join in the fun and watch other people's jokes, but he was optimistic and had a lovely girlfriend. The cause of death was food poisoning, which was considered an accident.
However, after his death, he missed his girlfriend and wanted us to take him to see his girlfriend for the last time.
The order seemed simple, but to my surprise, when I actually took the order, I realized that things were far from being as simple as I thought.
It's definitely not an accident either......
As a yin and yang agent, sometimes the entrustment does come from a yin ghost or a ghost.
Although the master does not accept the commission of the ghost, this phenomenon is not uncommon in our industry.
So, how to negotiate with the living on behalf of the Yin Soul after accepting the commission of the Yin Spirit, and make them sure that they can see their dead friends and relatives and that there is no danger.
This becomes a very big problem, and it is also the criterion for being a good yin and yang agent.
When I was ten years old at the time, when my uncle was not very willing to help, I found Miss Wang, the head of the family at that time, in Hongkou District, that is, the girlfriend of the ghost in the funeral home.
It's just that the first time I saw this girl, I saw that she was not a good person!
As the old saying goes, those who see their cheeks behind their ears are also Diao.
Of course, this is a superficial physiognomy technique, but when I saw Miss Wang, I happened to see her from behind, she was not tall, only about 1.55 meters, she was dressed very sexy, and she was also very revealing, and a pair of hot pants in the summer was not like a word. And it's covered with heavy makeup.
I could see her cheeks from behind, and she was walking with a twist.
The men passing by all stopped to watch, attracting bees and butterflies, which was very profligate.
After my master looked at this woman, he coughed twice, and then counted righteously: "Xiao Sen, this commission is more complicated, you are still too young, forget it as a teacher to help you." ”
This stinky uncle forgets his righteousness! As soon as I saw this Miss Wang, she immediately jumped out to help me, and I despised him fiercely in my heart.
I always thought that if the master took over this commission, he would definitely succeed immediately.
As a result, when my master caught up with this Miss Wang and opened his mouth to tell her that her dead ex-boyfriend wanted to see her for the last time.
Miss Wang looked at my master with disdain and said, "An old man, you want to chase me and scare me with this kind of horror story, what a psychopath!" ”
So the master walked back with tears on his face and said tragically: "In these years, no one believes the truth!" ”
Of course we won't give up so quickly.
In order for someone to believe us, you have to figure out what kind of person she is.
My master is well-known in the circle, and naturally he knows some people in the underworld and white, and at that time there were old acquaintances in the Municipal Public Security Bureau, and he directly accessed her file.
As a result, I don't know if I don't know, I am shocked when I look at it!
This woman is young, but she has been married three times, and her husband died unexpectedly, leaving her a large fortune!
This discovery made the master frown slightly.
"We stalk her once in the evening to see what she's like."
The master said as he walked out of the archives