Chapter 159: Negotiating with the Immortals
After waiting for a while, seeing that Wei Ergou and the peach wood demon were too involved in kissing, he didn't mean to let go at all, Uncle Li coughed a few times, and said with some embarrassment: "I said, what, Ergouzi, it's almost enough, and the peach girl's mouth will be blud by you in a while......"
Hearing Uncle Li's joke, the peach wood demon's face turned red, and he retreated backwards first, and Wei Ergou still didn't want to let go, but when he saw Yang Yi looking at himself with a smile on his face, he didn't take any further action, and laughed at himself: "I forgot about my feelings for a while, in fact, it's nothing, Lang has a concubine's intention, and we are not concubines, right, sister paper......"
Wei Ergou was running the train with his mouth full of unconcealment, when he saw the peach wood demon willow eyebrows raised, and kicked him on the shin of his calf, which hurt so much that Wei Ergou was holding his calf and jumping straight.
It's all like this, Wei Ergou still raised his face to look at the peach wood demon without knowing whether he was alive or dead, and asked innocently: "Why are you kicking me, I'm not talking nonsense, sister paper?" ”
"Phew, who do you say is the concubine, eh?" The peach wood demon was so angry that his face was crimson, and his jade fingers like green onions pointed at Wei Ergou and said coquettishly.
"Ah...... It's also worth being angry about, in our area, girls don't take this seriously...... Hey, I deserve it, I forgot that this is an evil feudal society, Sao Rui Saorui, no, I'm wrong, I really know it's wrong, I should ......" Wei Ergou was aggrieved, Leng Ding remembered that he was now in the Qing Dynasty, and the girls in front of him were not those women in the 21st century who didn't know what shyness was, and couldn't help but regret it.
"Okay, okay, there's no time to make a fuss about this," Uncle Li listened to it sideways, and saw that the thunder outside was already a posture of black clouds overpowering the city, his face was straight, and he said in a deep voice: "Ergou, since you let your dog head take such a big advantage, Uncle is a good person to the end, and then have an errand with you, go, kiss the fortune teller, go!" ”
Seeing that Uncle Li was going to kiss the fortune teller by himself, and looking at Uncle Li's unsmiling expression, it was not a joke, but a real one, Wei Ergou couldn't laugh at that time, and looked at Uncle Li with a bitter face and said: "Uncle, do you have to play my rhythm to death, I'll kiss him, then I might as well kiss the hippopotamus, don't go, don't die!" ”
"If you don't go, okay, girl, you go, or you should miss the hour." Uncle Li didn't continue to force Wei Ergou to comply, but looked back at the peach wood demon and said.
"Okay, uncle, if you are ruthless, I admit it!" When Wei Ergou saw that Uncle Li asked the peach wood demon to kiss the fortune-telling man, and the fortune-telling man saw the peach wood demon walking towards him lightly, although he was already hungry as a dog, a pair of mouse eyes still burst out of a "click" spark, and Wei Ergou's eyes began to burn, and as soon as he gritted his teeth, he walked towards the fortune-telling man.
As soon as he saw Wei Ergou gritting his back molars and walking towards him, the fortune teller was about to collapse, even if he was tied up and unable to bend and stretch, he still squirmed like a worm and crawled in the opposite direction.
"I'm grass, it's like I'm going to force you to pick up soap, oops, my sacrifice is too big, fortunately it's the Qing Dynasty here, and the mobile phone has no signal, otherwise any of you took a picture of me and sent it to the circle of friends, I won't live." Wei Ergou saw that the fortune teller was trying to hide from him, and while thinking in pieces, he grabbed one of his legs and dragged him back.
The fortune teller looked at Wei Ergou with a frightened face, it seemed that he was really going crazy, Wei Ergou smiled bitterly for a while: "You think I want to, isn't this an emergency in the rivers and lakes, for the sake of my horse, you can bear with it, besides, how can I be like Hua Qiang, right, lightning?" ”
Yang Yi held back a smile, his face turned blue, and when he saw Wei Ergou turning his head to look at him, he quickly nodded and said, "That's it, if the flower is compared to you, it's a lump of poop ......."
As soon as he finished speaking, Yang Yi immediately consciously took himself to talk, because even if he was really an overseas Chinese in Nanyang, it was impossible to know that this Dongdongli character called a movie would only appear after five hundred years, and he was in a cold sweat, but fortunately, Wei Ergou's mind was all on that thrilling kiss, and he didn't pay attention to Yang Yi's strange expression, but the peach wood demon was too careful, looking at Yang Yi and asking, "Who is Ruhua?" What is the relationship between her and Ergou? ”
Yang Yi looked at the peach wood demon with a serious face a little speechlessly, forced a smile, and whispered in his ear: "Sister paper, such as a flower is, that is, it is an ugly girl who sees people spitting, flowers and wilts, and looks like an ugly girl without salt, that guy is long, with a leopard head and eyes, and a palm-wide heart guard, he is always stumbling, hehe"
"If you dare to lie to me, you know the consequences......" The peach wood demon nodded Yang Yi with his hand, looked at Wei Ergou with a suspicious expression, and did not continue.
At this moment, Uncle Li saw that Wei Ergou really put his big thick lips close to the fortune-telling man, and hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Dead eye, you are really close, just spit out the true breath of the peach wood demon into his mouth, and make a spell as an introduction, hey, I'm worried about the old man." ”
"Didn't you say it earlier for Mao?" Wei Ergou looked at Uncle Li with a smile and a smile, and immediately got up and walked to the peach wood demon, in a single feiyan posture, he held the peach wood demon horizontally in the crook of his arm, and gave a deep kiss, and then puffed out his cheeks, and walked to the fortune teller who had been tortured to the point of remaining half his life, and said vaguely: "What, bear with it......"
The fortune teller rolled his eyes, fainted, really dizzy, and foamed at the mouth.
Wei Ergou was eager to save the peach wood demon, who cares about that, pinched the man's cheek, spit out the true breath of the peach wood demon in his mouth into his mouth, and closed the man's mouth again, for fear of air leakage.
"Okay," Seeing that Wei Ergou had put the true bearing of the Peach Wood Demon into the man's mouth, Uncle Li called out hello, and then let the Peach Wood Demon lie down on the pillar where the four sub-charms were laid down, and then asked Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to lift the wooden bed, put it on the body of the Peach Wood Demon, and cover it. And the four wooden legs of the bed just suppressed the four sub-talismans.
Subsequently, Li Shu'er asked Yang Yi and Wei Ergou to carry the fortune-telling man to the bed, Li Shu'er wrapped one end of a red thread around the fortune-telling man's throat, and the other end stretched under the bed, handed it to the peach wood demon to hold tightly, and told her that when Tianlei entered the house for a while, when he struck the man, he must not make a sound, and when he felt that the red line was being pulled by a force, he should not be in a hurry to let go, and let go after three times.
After instructing the Peach Wood Demon, Uncle Li glanced at Yang Yi and Wei Ergou and said with a serious expression: "Uncle is going to negotiate with the summoned Divine Tiger General now, if the negotiation fails, we will have to fight with him, understand?" ”