"No, no, no, I'm definitely not a pervert. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info" The man hurriedly denied it, although there was no one around, "How can I be a pervert, I haven't done anything to Lori so far!" ”

He put his open-mouthed shoe back on his feet, and continued to whip the corpse, regardless of whether it was a broken corpse or not.

"As a staunch lolicon, I have eight years of fieldwork experience." The man said terrible words in a very proud tone, although there was still no one around, "Squatting at the gate of the elementary school on time every day, recording the growth experience of the Loli with the pen in his hand, who dares to say that this is meaningless?" Hmph, even the police uncle can't help me! ”

The more he talked, the more proud he became, and he almost didn't sing a song to cheer up.

"If only other Lolita had already made a move, the final outcome would be either to go in and pick up soap or hide and seek. Only I'm the perfect Lolita.,Other peers haven't learned yet! ”

The breeze blew and rustled the leaves, as if applauding and cheering for the great Loricon.

"Tsk, the shelf life of a creature like Lori is really short enough, and in just two or three years, they can change from a well-behaved Lori with a soft voice and easy to push down to a brain-dead with Martian texts. Is this a problem with the school's counseling, or is the parents' education not looking in the right direction? Hmph, in the final analysis, it's all the fault of the system! ”

The man suddenly jumped to the side and complained loudly: "Are you a public knowledge?" ”

Then he jumped back and pouted disdainfully: "Know? What would you guys say besides commenting on us with such insulting words? Wrong is wrong, there is an example to argue against me! ”

"I'm sorry, but I can't lower my IQ to the same level as you, because you're going to beat me with your experience." The five-haired man said in a deep voice.

"No, at all, I still can't find a reason?" The awakened public knew raised his eyebrows, and took advantage of the victory to pursue, "There was once an educator who did an experiment. Give Chinese and American children a glass of water and let them boil without fire. The Chinese child took water and basked in the sun for a day, but it didn't get his wish. The clever American kid took four glasses of 25 degrees of water and mixed them together, easily raising the temperature of the water to a boiling 100 degrees. Rigid thinking and backward system will never be able to cultivate innovative scientists! ”

"Isn't this a standard public knowledge body......" The five-haired man covered his face. I don't know you stupid x, "You can use four glasses of 25°C water to make me a cup of 100°C boiling water!" What kind of science is this, this is clearly alchemy! ”

"That's why you guys are rigid in your thinking." The awakened public knew sneered, as if he disdained to discuss it with the other party any longer, "Four cups of 25° water boiled together can turn into 100° boiling water, you five-haired fart people who have been brainwashed by poisonous vegetables will never understand." ”

"Are all the people in the country alchemists......" The five-haired man squatted on the ground, really couldn't bear to look directly at that five-hair, "Why do I always think that some ghost father will make a synthetic beast or something......"

"You, a five-haired fart who has been smoked by poisonous vegetables, probably won't see the brilliance of cooking in your life." The awakened public shook his head pityingly. With a look of "I really feel sorry for you", "In the country of dishes, parents and schools not only teach children knowledge, but also expand their thinking. See for yourself, are there any Celestial Empire people who have won the Nobel Prize? ”

"Did you feed the Chinese...... man," the five-haired man said weakly.

"If you look at it again, will the country come up with those hard educational methods? They don't run education for money, nor for the indicators of higher education, but to cultivate people who are truly useful to society! "The more the awakened public knowers talked, the more excited they became. There is a feeling of "boiling the light of the dish to protect my Holy Body", "why are they doing this?" Why do you want to do that? Because their productive forces are developed, because their people are intelligently enlightened! This is something that can only be done by cooking, and poisonous vegetables will not be able to do it in another hundred years! ”

"Damn, have you eaten the underdeveloped countries in the world......" The five-haired man drew circles on the ground and retorted softly, "Is it true that in your eyes, only the dishes of developed countries are dishes." The rest of the dishes in those countries are boiled cabbage? What a painful thought. ”

"I'm ......" The awakened public was stunned for a moment, and then said to himself as if he remembered something, "Tsk, this topic has to be harmonized if it continues, I haven't lived enough." ”

“...... あなたは馬鹿ですか? (Are you stupid?) A small female voice suddenly came from above the man's head. The words were full of doubts, "あなたloneliness、Self-division selfと話? (Talking to yourself, isn't it lonely?) ）”

“…… There are living people in the slot?! The man was stunned for a moment, and then knelt directly on the ground, blushing like cooked shrimp, "Your sister, there is no audience when you say yes, and there is no one around you who says yes, isn't all his meow seen by others!" Shame play, proper shame play! ”

He was pulling dirt on the ground, and he had the posture of digging a hole for you to see.

"Now it's better to find a time machine ...... first"

"timemachineは、存在しません。 (A time machine or something, it doesn't exist.) The thin female voice passed through the dense branches and leaves, comforting the knife, "唯一のアニメのキャラクターのドラえもんなので、現実はそうではありません。 (Because Doraemon is just an animated character, there is no one in reality.) ）”

"She can still understand Chinese!" The man can't wait to bury himself in the pit, and it's best not to be dug out for the rest of his life, "I was actually complained about by a person from District 11, what's the reason!" ”

（…… The Tenri Party has already lost, and the damned Wakaki Minki actually chose Chihiro. Heh, what a guy who doesn't know whether to live or die, anyway, a certain meow sent a blade. ）

"私はすべての言語を理解し、それが血付随的効果である。 (I understand all languages, it's a blood effect.) The thin female voice is still hidden between the forest leaves, and there is no intention of showing up," private monster だ...... から。 (because...... I'm a monster. ）”

"Heh, hehe......" The man lay in the pit, his eyes lacklustre, as if he was dead, "I don't understand his meow." It's obviously a dead house.,It's obviously an ACG dead house.,It's obviously a veteran dead house who has watched five hundred and sixty-eight animations and played four hundred and sixty-seven galgames...... Ah, I just disappeared. ”

"Elimination える? (Disappear?) The female voice was startled and said anxiously, "死んだか? 死ぬことはない! (Is it dead?) Don't die! ）”

"I don't understand what you're saying, but you must be comforting me, right?" The man wiped away his tears and climbed up curiously, "I said that since you can understand Chinese, you should be able to speak it." You see, even a second person like me can understand that you were complaining about me just now, and it seems that you said that there is nothing in Doraemon. ”

"私は申し訳ありませんが、私は理解できますが、貴方の母国語を話すことができない。 (Sorry, I just understand, but can't speak your language.) The female voice sincerely apologized, and then said with a wry smile, "また、私が言っているのかを理解する必要があります。 (You don't know what I'm talking about.) ）”

"Well, I can't hear it, plus I vaguely heard a 'monster' or something just now, is it a bloodline awakener?" The man's eyes suddenly sharpened, and he suddenly released a murderous aura.

"私は悪魔ではないです! (I'm not a demon!) The female voice retorted indignantly.

“…… No response, it doesn't seem to be a demon. The man nodded, confirming the identity of the other party, "Is it biased towards the orderly and kind bloodline awakeners, or is it biased towards chaos and evil?" After all, do you want to beat her down......"

Before he could finish muttering, the little girl jumped straight down. This is an eleven or twelve-year-old Lori with curved horns on her head, long lake-green hair that hangs down to her ankles, and a rudimentary leather armor made of unknown animal skins.

What's more, this Lori has a flat chest on her chest, and she is so angry that she is angry.

"私は、悪意ないんだけど、そうあなたは...... あなたは何をしますか、見て?! (Look, I have no ill will, so you ...... What are you doing?! ）”

"Lori!" A dazzling light suddenly appeared in the man's eyes, and the brilliance of that moment even overshadowed the sun in the sky, "Flat-chested Lori!" ”

"もし、最終的にはこの変態は、あなたがどこを見てください! (You, you pervert, where the hell are you looking!) Lori screamed, clutched her chest and squatted down, glaring viciously at the Lolita on the other side - sure enough, Lori was cute even if she was angry, Lori or something was amazing.

"Hmph, what's the matter if you can't communicate? Language barrier or something, let me overcome it with perseverance to show you! The man didn't hesitate to make some kind of strange declaration, "Even if you're a chaotic and evil Lori, I'm going to chase it!" ”

“…… ロリコン？ 変態? (Lolicon?) Perverted? The petite Lori subconsciously took a step back and muttered to herself, "最悪の場合、ああ。 (Ah, worst-case scenario.) ）”

"私は変態じゃない、変態紳士! (Not a pervert, it's a perverted gentleman!) The man suddenly popped out in Japanese, but if you listen closely, you will know that this guy has stolen the famous quote of Hashida Zhi from "The Gate of the Stone of Destiny".

"やはり変態か! (Isn't that still a pervert!) (To be continued, please search for astronomy, the novel is better and faster!)

PS: (Ah, it's a harmonious word...... Heh, hehe...... ）