Chapter 10: Licked by a ghost

The car braked sharply and played a beautiful drift, interrupting Qu Nan's memories.

The fat monkey opened the car door with a smile on his face, bowed down and made a gesture of please: "The eastern suburbs forest farm has arrived, Brother Nan, please get out of the car." ”

Even though it was daylight, Ling Bucai's kennel was still dim.

On the coffee table in front of the old man was a large piece of beef sauce, and his two black claws grabbed a sharp knife for boning, cut off a piece, and stuffed a piece into his mouth.

The fat monkey gently pulled Qu Nan's clothes, attached to Qu Nan's ear and whispered: "This is the master of the world you said?" Fit my spleen and stomach! ”

Ling Bucai wiped his oily hands on the placket of his clothes, raised his head and looked at Qu Nan: "The kid was in a hurry last time and forgot to take the manual, now he is panicking, right?" ”

He fumbled in the gap of the sofa for a while, took out a palm-sized booklet and threw it to Qu Nan: "Take it!" Go back and figure it out for yourself. ”

Qu Nan subconsciously took it, glanced at it, and was stunned.

The cover of the booklet was printed with the five words "Spiritual Eye Manual", and when I opened it, I saw that the binding was simple and the printing was rough, like a pirated book on a street stall for a dollar.

This old man can't be a charlatan, right?

So the high-end atmosphere and high-grade spiritual eye are equipped with such a manual?

Qu Nan originally thought that he would take out a yellowed parchment scroll with crooked ancient characters written on it that he did not recognize, and he would have to find some experts and scholars to translate it before he could understand it.

Qu Nan even thought that each scholar would only give him a few lines, lest they discover his secret.

I'm taking off my pants, can you show me this?

The fat monkey chuckled under his breath: "I find that I appreciate him more and more." ”

The old man ignored Qu Nan's loss at all, picked up the boning knife and continued to cut the meat, and spit out a few words in his mouth vaguely: "The instructions of the Spirit Eye are advancing with the times, and it is impossible to give you an antique that you can't understand." ”

Qu Nan opened the manual with a bitter mouth.

The fat monkey came to the old man with a smile on his face, clasped his hands into fists and respectfully made a nondescript salute: "Senior, you are polite here." ”

"......" Qu Nan almost choked to death with his own saliva.

The old man put down the knife, wiped his oily hand casually on the placket of his clothes, and stretched out his hand: "Let's keep pace with the times, just shake hands." ”

The fat monkey hurriedly reached out and grabbed the dry black hand.

Greasy, dry, hard, rough, dirty...... The fat monkey began to regret it in his heart when he held this hand, he shivered, laughed twice, and quickly let go.

The old man cut off a piece of meat and handed it to the fat monkey: "Come on a piece?" ”

The fat monkey's expression was so embarrassed that he was about to cry: "Come on...... Come on! ”

Taking the meat, the fat monkey closed his eyes, stuffed the meat into his mouth with a fearless expression, and chewed it twice.

"Huh?"

The fat monkey's little eyes lit up, and he sat on the sofa with his butt, and almost set up with Ling Bucai: "Uncle, what kind of meat is this?" It's so fragrant. ”

The old man smiled silently, but his hand kept moving, cutting off a large piece and handing it to the fat monkey, and then pointing to the wine bottle next to him.

This old gang loves to sell off so much!

The fat monkey grabbed the wine bottle and poured two teacups of wine, and put a glass in front of each person, and actually drank it.

The old and the young were like each other at first sight, but Qu Nan was scorched by the content of the manual.

So there's a limit to this thing?

If you see all kinds of ghosts doing evil and don't stretch out the hand of justice, the spiritual eye will leave you? Will you become a one-eyed dragon yourself?

Is this Nima real or fake?

As if sensing the shock in his heart, Ling Bucai grabbed a snow-white towel from under the coffee table, carefully wiped every finger clean, and took off his sunglasses.

A hideous face appeared in front of the two of them.

The fat monkey's oily hand slapped his thigh, and his sincere tone was full of praise: "Oh, uncle, this is a real man!" A man has no scars on his face, so is he still called a man?! ”

Thousands of wears, but sycophants don't wear.

Ling Bucai blushed rarely, put on his sunglasses a little forgivingly, and said to Qu Nan, "What the manual says is true. ”

"Then why don't you tell me?"

"You didn't ask me, did you? Besides, Qu Yunxuan didn't tell you before he came? "The old man has a posture that has nothing to do with me.

Qu Nan was stunned for a moment, wanting to cry without tears.

His own grandfather didn't tell him anything, so he tricked himself into this place where ghosts don't, and accepted the choice of spiritual eyes.

It's good, it's really a big deal.

No matter what's going on, just wait to pretend to be a fake eye!

Qu Nan hated it so much that his teeth itched: Why is he so unlucky! I'm such a pure and kind virgin who has never even talked about love, and I was chosen by this god's spiritual eye, if I was killed when I caught the ghost one day, our Lao Qu family would not have no queen!

Well, Qu Nan is a person who can quickly accept reality, he patted the dust on the sofa and sat next to Ling Bucai: "Uncle, where are the slaves of the Spirit Pupil clan you mentioned last time?" Bring me seventeen or eighteen with me, and I can have a help when I catch ghosts. ”

The old man didn't raise his head: "Okay, I'll go with you in a while." ”

"Who else?"

"Who else? Gone? The old man raised his head and looked around blankly: "I'm the only one here." Oh, and you two. ”

Qu Nan couldn't wait to snatch the knife from his hand and give it to him: "Last time, you said that all the people of the Lingtong clan are my slaves?" ”

Ling Bucai quietly changed the knife to his other hand and held it tightly: "It's all here, I'm the only one left in the Spirit Pupil clan." ”

“……”

The illusions in Qu Nan's mind were quickly shattered.

Facing the evil demons and monsters, the handsome and handsome guy Qu Nan was awe-inspiring: "Monster, you choose by yourself, is it a heads-up or a group fight?" If you go it alone, you pick a group of us, and it's better to fight in a group, and we beat you in a group! ”

Qu Nan waved his hand lightly, and out of the night fog came a group of men and women, the men were tall and mighty, and the women were heroic, and they surrounded their master Qu Nan with infinite admiration, and vowed to go to the soup for him.

The demon on the other side was so frightened that he hurriedly knelt on the ground to show his submission.

……

Without......

The little brother is gone, only the dirty old man in front of him.

Qu Nan was like a deflated ball, muttering in despair: "Then I have to fight with that cat demon and female ghost tonight?" ”

Ling Bucai nodded heavily.

The fat monkey looked at Qu Nan sympathetically.

"And ...... him"

The fat monkey looked at the fingers embedded in the black mud in his nails and pointed to his nose: "Me? I don't have any eyes or ears in my stomach. ”

Ling Bucai flipped open the collar of the fat monkey and motioned for Qu Nan to take a look.

There is a large blue-black mark on the back of the fat monkey's neck, which is shocking.

Qu Nan stretched out his hand and touched it, it was cold to the bone, this guy's neck seemed to be colder than the snow outside, if he didn't know that the fat monkey was a human, he really wanted to wonder if the fat monkey was a zombie frozen for thousands of years.

He's weird, doesn't the fat monkey feel it himself?

The fat monkey saw that these two people's faces were solemn, and they touched their necks, and couldn't help but panic: "Brother Nan, what's wrong?" What's wrong with my neck? ”

Ling Bucai silently flipped Qu Nan's collar, and the fat monkey came over to take a look, and exclaimed, "Brother Nan, what's the back of your neck?" The fat monkey thought of something, reached out and touched it: "It's so cold!" ”

A cool breath rose from the bottom of his heart, and it seemed to have fallen into the ice cellar, Qu Nan was stunned.

The fat monkey's hand touched Qu Nan's neck, but Qu Nan didn't feel anything.

"You've been licked by demons." "What!!" The two shouted in unison.

Ling Bucai reached out and touched Qu Nan's neck, and said again with certainty: "You two were licked by ghosts......

The ghost licked!! The two of them fell to the ground with goosebumps.

Can you not be so glamorous and scary?!

"This ghost is still very weak, although it has marked you, but it has no strength to chase it out, and when she grows to a certain stage, you can't escape even if you hide to the ends of the earth. Of course, I'm an exception here, it's absolutely safe. ”

The fat monkey rolled his eyes and groaned: "But senior, there are still a lot of beauties waiting for me to conquer!" ”

Qu Nan couldn't wait to seal the fat monkey's mouth with duct tape.

This pervert knows about beautiful women, and he can't even save his life, and he still thinks about beautiful women?

He tugged at Ling Bucai's sleeve pitifully: "Uncle, I'm still a virgin, my family is my only seedling, if I die in the mouth of a female ghost, my family will be cut off...... You're my grandfather's friend, can't you die without help! ”

"No, this female ghost is still merciful. You see, you're licking the back of your neck, and if you suck it in your mouth, you'll both die. Ling Bucai frowned, looking very puzzled.

The fat monkey smirked: "That, senior, is it that the two of us have a bad taste, and the female ghost tastes it and finds it unpalatable?" I don't think I have a shower in days! ”