As my seal was struck, my eyes began to close, and a darkness immediately entered my mind. Suddenly, the voice around me felt as if someone had pressed the mute button. I can't hear the big guy's whispering, breathing, or anything.

Instead, the sound of rapid, irregular breathing reached my ears.

"Ahh Ahem... You are... Who"

When I heard this voice, I knew that my opening spell had been successful. Even though the voice sounded eerie, I wasn't moved. Not to mention that the owner of the voice is my second uncle, even if it is someone else, I can't be afraid. In fact, no matter how terrible something or how exciting it is, as long as you experience it too much, you will not feel it at all. It's like you see a lot of beautiful women in the city, go back to the old junior high school party or high school party, and then look at the classmates who were known as class flowers at the time, and it feels like that's just that.

So, I kept the Dharma seal in my hand and talked to him: "I'm just a passerby, there's no need to know who I am." I wonder why you're trying to prevent your body from being carried to the grave and buried. ”

Soon, the second uncle responded: "Ahem... Excuse me, be louder, I can't hear you very clearly. ”

Hearing this, I was shocked. Could it be that the second uncle's ear was touched in front of him, otherwise how could there be a phenomenon of hearing problems after becoming a ghost So, I had to say loudly: I want to ask why you refuse to carry away your body, but you want to make a blame here. ”

"Oh! So you said this, ahem... I'm not reconciled!"

"If you don't know if your body is not buried in the ground, your ghost will always follow the body in broad daylight. This is not good for you, and even after a long time, you may be directly wiped out and no longer reincarnated. ”

Sure enough, someone must have touched the three parts of the second uncle, so it made the second uncle feel guilty, and he didn't want to let people carry him to the tomb so easily and bury them. But the second uncle has just become a ghost, and there are many things that he doesn't know much, so I think it is necessary for me to remind him. By the way, I was taking some information out of his mouth to see if I could help him solve the mustard, and then let him honestly bury his body in the ground.

"Humph! I know what, I don't know what, I have become a ghost, even if I am reincarnated as a human being, it is impossible to remember the events of this life. It's better to leave it like this, and let my disobedient son know that it's powerful. ”

"Uh... I don't know what your disobedient son has done to you, can you tell me about it."

Hehe, they all say that the IQ of ghosts is not too high, and now it seems to be true. Just by talking about it, you can know everything you want to know.

"Ahem... What's not to do with this! Actually, it's not a big deal, it's a bit embarrassing. It was the disobedient son who, a few minutes after I lost his breath, took advantage of the shroud to dress me and twisted my ears several times with his hand. Although I am dead and I don't feel any pain anymore, but where is my ghost, do you think I can not be angry, do you say that you would let that rebel son go like this?"

"Uh... This is really unforgivable!" I see, no wonder the second uncle has hearing problems. Not only was his ear touched after death, but he was still twisted like a twist. It's no wonder that there was an evil thing that happened on the day of going out, and eight people couldn't carry the coffin. Everything has a reason for everything, no matter how evil it is, and it can't happen for no reason.

"That's right! So I'm going to punish them a little bit and don't let them carry me away!"

"Otherwise, you see it works! I will ask your disobedient son to apologize to you three times and nine times, and you will stop there, and let them carry your body to the grave and bury it. In this way, you will be able to become a wild ghost smoothly, and let the ghost send you to the underworld to reincarnate as a human being. ”

This is my real purpose, as long as I convince the ghost of the second master, everything else will be easy.

"Well... Seems to work too! Anyway, I also enjoyed so much of his service, and I was rewarded for pulling him. ”

"That's good! You're just there watching, and I'm going to let your disobedient son kowtow to you and admit your mistakes. Then you honestly follow the body out of the house and go to the ground, that's good."

"Hmmm! Go ahead! As long as the disobedient son kowtows and admits his mistakes, I will not make trouble again. ”

As the exchange between me and the second uncle ended in ghost language. The spirit talisman on my chest also slowly fell off my chest, fell to the ground, spontaneously combusted, and soon, turned into a pool of gray-white ashes. However, a thin layer of sweat appeared on my forehead, which was different from my cousin's performance of being a thief, and I was the result of concentrating on using my divine power.

"Trees are expensive! How are you?"

When my parents saw that my eyes were closed, they opened, the spirit talisman on their body also fell off, and a thin layer of sweat appeared on their foreheads. Hurriedly stepped forward to help me, and said with kind care.

"Mom and Dad! I'm fine, don't worry!" I reached out and wiped a handful of sweat on my forehead, patted them lightly on the arm, signaling that they didn't need to worry about me, and then I walked over to my cousin, who was waiting impatiently.

Seeing my arrival, my cousin immediately smiled at me and said, "Hehe, the tree is expensive!" You've been babbling mysteriously for a long time, and you've found a way to do it. ”

The mysterious chatter has been chattering for a long time! I'm using ghost language to communicate with the ghost of the second uncle, okay? Forget it, no one will believe it when you say it. Mysterious chatter, you don't care. Anyway, I know that my cousin will pay for the wrong things he has done and be punished as he deserves.

"Uncle Cousin, you are worthy of your mission! I really found a solution that I could fix!" I looked at my cousin, smiled mysteriously, and then continued: "This method is actually very simple, it depends on whether your cousin is willing or not."

"Well, let's hear about it! As long as it's not very difficult to do, I can consider taking the exam. "Uncle Cousin's eyes lit up when he heard that I had a way, but he thought that maybe the method I said would be very embarrassing, so he still planned to ask clearly and do what he could. Thinking of this, he couldn't help but praise himself in his heart for being very shrewd.

Seeing this, I just smiled slightly, didn't say anything, and went straight to the point: "Uncle Cousin said that it couldn't be simpler for you!" As long as you bow to the second master in the coffin three times and nine times, say loudly that you know you are wrong, and then kowtow to the people of us present, each of you can solve the problem. What a simple thing, isn't it, cousin!"

As long as you are not stupid, you can hear that my last sentence is aimed at my cousin.

"Tree Gui, what are you doing! Why do you ask your cousin to do such a thing?"

"Dad, you don't care about this, I have my own opinions." I admit that I am not very obedient to my father in this matter, but that does not mean that I am not filial. Sometimes filial piety is not about obedience. "Uncle Cousin, have you thought about it, do you kowtow?"

"Hey! Did you hear that, Shugui asked his cousin to kowtow to each of us!"

"We're not deaf, of course we hear! To tell you the truth, no one has ever knelt down and kowtowed to me when I've grown so old!"

"Haha! Look at your little bit of interest!"

"Shugui, don't think that you can really think of yourself as a god because you can deceive with both hands. Let me kneel and kowtow, I'll kneel and kowtow, I'm really an idiot."

was forced by me like this, and my cousin immediately turned his face. I can only say that he brought it all on himself, and I am just teaching him a lesson now. Let him understand the true meaning of respecting the old and loving the young.

Seeing my cousin turn his face, I wasn't annoyed. Still looking at him with a smile, he said, "Uncle Cousin, whether I'm a liar or not, let's say another story." If you don't believe me, you can have sixteen or more people carry the coffin and see if they can carry it! I have lost the ugly words here, the so-called people are watching the sky, in fact, there is another thing that is also watching, and that thing is called a ghost. ”

"You..." When I said this, Uncle Cousin's face was suddenly full of shame and anger, and he didn't know what to say. In fact, in my opinion, it's nothing more than that the ugly things I did may be known by others, and I feel a little embarrassed. "Everyone come and help, carry the coffin with your hands together, I don't believe you can't lift it!"

So, after being angry, my cousin decided to ignore my approach. Greeting the villagers and other uncles, they went forward to surround the coffin and prepare to lift it with their bare hands.

Looking closely, there were a large number of heads, and there were at least twenty or thirty people. So many people, let alone a coffin, even an armored car could overturn it.

Seeing this, I will not hinder it. I just grabbed my father, who wanted to join the coffin carrying army, and let him stay by my side and watch the excitement.

"Listen to my slogan. I'll count to three and we'll work together! You ready! One! Two! Three! Up!"

Originally, as the family of the deceased, they were not allowed to carry the coffin, but now the situation is special, and the cousin and uncle can't take care of it so much. Therefore, as the slogan was shouted, a bunch of people held back their strength and used their arms. But soon, everyone, including the one who carried the coffin. They were all amazed to find that no matter how neatly they sloganed and worked together, the coffin was like an unshakable mountain, staying on the bench without moving.

Strange, not strange, evil door, not evil door, do you think that coffin, if it really weighs thousands of catties, or counts the pounds. Could the two benches with the coffin be able to withstand such a heavy weight, but the benches could withstand it, and there was no intention of breaking. This means that the weight of the coffin is within the tolerance of the bench. So why can't twenty or thirty people carry the coffin?

This time, everyone believed it. There seems to be no other explanation for the strange fact in front of me other than what I said.

"Hey! Iron Bull, beg your nephew! Otherwise, no one will want to carry your Laozi's coffin out and bury it today. "When everyone saw that so many people were returning without profit, they had to start persuading my stubborn cousin.

Hearing this, Uncle Cousin had no choice but to walk up to me cheekily and begged, "Shugui, Uncle knows it's wrong!" You will raise your noble hand and help you?"

"Uncle Cousin, it's not that I won't help! Whoever started the trouble should end it! I've told you the way, what can I do if you don't want to do it yourself!"

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