The old man used a scud in the dazzling light, and rushed towards the zombies, I looked through the gap between my fingers, and my little friend and I were stunned by the scene in the light!

I just heard a boom, the old man kicked the zombie away,, what a bullish combat power this has to be, I quickly stood up and applauded, I don't know why I'm not scared now, maybe I'm used to it, it's no longer weird.

I ran to the old man in a beautiful posture, gave him an appreciative thumbs up, and was about to say a few words, but the old man came with something that almost didn't make me vomit blood: "Hey...... Why haven't you been scared to pee yet? ”

I gave him a blank look and said, "I'm so handsome and chic, suave, and everyone loves flowers and flowers, how can I be scared by a zombie?" After finishing speaking, I immediately felt a rush of urine.

At this critical juncture, the old man didn't have the time to talk nonsense with me, so he just said, "Hey, boy, call me when you're scared to pee." With that, he rushed towards the zombies.

At this moment, the zombie was completely black, only the nails were green, the teeth were white, and as soon as he got up from the ground, he was kicked down by the old man.

Yes, it's only a matter of time before the zombie falls under the old man's torn shorts and zodiac, so I'd better find a place to pee, thinking about it, I shouted at the old man: "You get busy first, I'll come over to help you after peeing." ”

"Boy, hey, bear with me first, I'm going to use your urine to make a peerless killing weapon." The old man said without replying.

Then I saw him quicken his pace under the dazzling light, and he was particularly brave enough to start hand-to-hand combat with the zombie, who was very weak, and under the old man's fierce attack, he was beaten into the empty room with very good sound insulation in a few strokes.

From afar, I watched the old man fight zombies so wonderfully, I could see that I forgot to pee for a while. After he knocked the zombie into the room, he took out an ink fountain from the cloth bag that seemed to contain garbage on his body, and then read in his mouth: "Sky Star Dou, Earth Star Dou, seal the corpse and cut down to help me, urgent as a law, edict!" As he spoke, he swam out of the black line in the ink fountain and bounced quickly along the door frame.

It was so fast, and as I finished chanting the mantra, I could feel that if there was a door in that room, it must have been covered with lines that popped out of the ink fountain in just a few seconds.

But the problem is that there is no door, I don't understand why the old man wants to play, after the play is the door is empty, it is still empty, and there is a big mouth open.

When he was done, the old man seemed to have collapsed, and then took out a gourd and poured water into his mouth, panting from time to time.

After a few sips in a row, the old man slowly walked up to me and said, "Hey, boy, aren't you scared to pee?" Wait for me, I'll take a magic weapon out, and you pee in it. ”

"Now, I'm scared back." My eyes stared at the empty room behind the old man, and I could clearly see the zombies in the room, as if they were being pulled by a thread, standing up straight and jumping towards the door.

The old man followed my gaze, immediately understood what I meant, and said with a smile: "Hey, boy, don't worry, it won't come out for the time being." But you have to hurry, the corpse sealing spell won't be able to seal it for long. ”

When the old man finished speaking, the zombie had already jumped to the door, and saw that the last step was about to jump out, but as soon as it landed, a glowing line appeared in the blank space without the door, and it bounced back again.

In just a few seconds, I'd bounced it back several times, but I also noticed that the lines of the ink fountain bounced in the void dimmed a lot with each impact.

I just relaxed a little, and then I felt the urge to urinate, and said: "Quick, hurry up and take out your magic weapon, it seems that this zombie can break through the formation pattern in a few minutes, I really don't understand that you are so powerful, why don't you just kill it." ”

"Hey, boy, it's not a zombie, if it's a zombie, we'll have to run as far as we can, it's just a corpse." The old man rummaged through things in his pocket and gave me popular science, "I was able to abuse it just now because I invited God, and now that God is gone, I will go again, old man, only for the sake of being abused." ”

I listened to the old man's words, and while unleashing his belt, I said, "Oh, I said why are you so good, and there is another thing, why did I see a ghost on TV before." ”

"Hey, that's because you've been affected by the magnetic field of the corpse, and what you want most at the time will appear. In fact, in addition to being more difficult to control, the corpse demon is also more powerful. The old man was still rummaging through his pockets.

After listening to the old man's words, my face instantly turned red in the dark night, and it was a romantic action movie that appeared on TV at that time...... But I also understand why I saw that the corpse was an old man.

I was afraid that the old man would see my blushing face and guess the reason, so the belt and trouser belt were completely untied, but I still kept my head down.

The old man seemed to have finally turned out the magic weapon, and excitedly said, "Hey, I found it!" ”

"Damn, I'm taking off my pants, you can show me this!" I raised my head and almost couldn't help scolding my mother after seeing the magic weapon clearly.

The old man had a bottle of mineral water in his hand, smiled at me, and then noticed that there was some water in it, raised his head and drank it, and said, "What's wrong with this thing?" This is a corpse drop weapon, just pee in it, go quickly, what are you doing in a daze. ”

The old man pushed me, I had no choice but to take the mineral water bottle, now I have to rely on the old man to catch ghosts, and after seeing his ability, I also want to worship him as a teacher, so I didn't dare to make a mistake, and obediently took the little brother to the door of the bottle and booed.

"It's so small." I sighed.

The old man said, "Let's use it, hurry up, don't pee outside." ”

Ten seconds later, I pinched my nose, handed the water bottle to the old man, and said, "Take it, put it out." ”

The old man took the bottle, muttered that it smelled, and then handed me a sword made of copper coins to defend himself, and ran to the empty room without paying any attention to me.

"Need my help?" I shouted in the back.

The old man didn't reply, "Yes." ”

"How can I help?"

Old man: "Stay where it's cool." ”

Me: "You ......"

"What are you, you jj is too small to speak."

"Good!" Although the old man counted out the baby, but I don't know anything about ghost hunting now, and I don't want to engage in corpse trouble with him at all.

I looked at the corpse, and while sighing at the size of the world, there were no wonders, and at the same time obediently stepped aside, put the little brother in his trouser pocket, put on his pants and found a cool place to sit down.

can be so calm in the case of corpses, I think who else in this world will give up on me...... When I think about it many years later, I feel like a stupid fork at that time, the newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, and if the corpse came to beat me at that time, I would definitely have to die.

Back to the book, the old man took my urine and rushed to the door of the house, the zombie, oh no, it was a corpse, it just broke through the corpse sealing spell, its nose sniffed, as if it smelled something to restrain it, as if the thread was pulling it from behind, and kept falling backwards.

"I want to run!" The old man took out a knife from his bag and cut off the small mouth of the mineral water bottle, revealing a larger opening, and the old man chased after the corpse like a fly.

"I can't imagine that this hero will be so bullish when he soaks in urine, it seems that he will have to spare a little backup in the future." I watched the zombies regress and muttered to myself happily.

The old man caught up with the corpse in a few steps, and without saying a word, he directly sprinkled most of the bottle of urine on the corpse, and then the corpse was like a stake, falling to the ground, constantly rolling, as if a normal person had been sprinkled with sulfuric acid, constantly emitting black smoke.

"Boy, bring the copper coin sword." The old man finally got serious at this time, and he was no longer obscene.

After listening to the old man's words, I also realized that there was no time to delay, and immediately ran over and handed him the copper coin sword.

The old man raised the bronze coin sword above his head with both hands, the tip of the sword pointed downward, the middle finger of the index finger of his left hand and pointed into the sword, and read in his mouth: "Heaven and earth are infinite, the universe is moving, all evil is retreating, edict!" ”

After finishing reading, the left finger sword swiped on the body of the copper coin sword, and the copper coin sword immediately glowed with a hazy red light, and as soon as the red light appeared, the old man stabbed towards the throat of the corpse with a sword.

Although the tip of the sword was round, it pierced the throat of the corpse, like cutting tofu, and it was inserted without hindrance.

The tip of the sword entered the corpse, and I saw that the zombie's mouth, which had been confined all along, suddenly opened, and the two large white fangs fell off in an instant, and finally a thick black gas was spit out in the shape of a black bead.

"Hey, it's finally done, it seems that my Taoism hasn't lost too much." The old man was relieved, and the copper coin sword seemed to have lost its support, and immediately fell apart, and the copper coin was scattered all over the ground.

"Call your sister, scream." The old man glared at the dead corpse, and didn't care about it anymore, just sat on the ground, made a seemingly pleasant gesture and asked me, "Boy, I have forgotten to ask you what your name is." ”

Actually, I didn't hear any sound, the corpse didn't scream at all, but I think maybe it was because the old man wasn't an ordinary person, I didn't care about these details, and replied to the old man, "My name is Huang Xiaolong." ”

"Well, Xiaolong, I know you definitely want to worship me as a teacher now, but it's better to avoid it, we never accept apprentices in this vein, I saw you on the street that day you were born with twilight eyes, and you are destined to be a ghost who deals with ghosts, but it is not opened, so I want you to pass on this vein." Speaking of which, the old man's appearance seems to be a little declining.

"Twilight? Am I a ghost? What do you mean? ”

The old man said, "You will know in the future." ”

"Okay, then if you don't take me as an apprentice, how can I learn your skills." I'm a bit pompous on weekdays, but when it's time to get down to business, I never dare to slack off, "By the way, what should I call you?" ”

"My surname is He, my name is He Zitian, you should still call me old man." The old man said, "The book I gave you is a good life, you used a bun to change that book for me, our cause and effect are already over, and besides, I don't have much time to teach you." ”

That night, the old man told me a lot, taught me some basic knowledge of their profession, and then told me that cultivators have five disadvantages and three shortcomings, and the so-called five disadvantages and three shortcomings refer to a numerology. The so-called five evils refer to "widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability." The three deficiencies refer to "money, life, and power"

In ancient times, the saying "five disadvantages and three deficiencies" mainly referred to the numerology of people such as Feng Shui Xiangshi, it is said that such people leak too much heavenly secrets, and the heavens punish them, so that they can not enjoy the complete numerology like normal people.

And the old man belongs to this kind of person, it seems that no one can get rid of this curse for generations, the same as the five evils and three deficiencies, the old man is more unlucky, he originally committed a lack of life, and he also fought with a demon, and as a result, the Tao was lost, and the original age of forty-five years old became more than sixty years old overnight, and there was still a year to live, but now there are only three months left, so he is in a hurry to find a successor.

He said that if the Tao was not lost, it would only be a matter of minutes to defeat this corpse.

After listening to the old man's words, I was very sad and said a lot of comforting words, and the old man smiled and said that it was okay, he had expected it a long time ago.

The old man also said that he saw that I was exaggerated on the surface, but in fact I was kind-hearted, and asked me to think about embarking on this road again, if I didn't want to take this road, then find a sincere disciple who was suitable to be the successor of this book, and if I encountered any trouble in the future, I would call the phone in the yellow book.

Finally the old man asked me where my great-grandfather's grave was, and when I told him, he put the corpse in a sack, loaded it onto a motorcycle, and told me that he was going to deal with the rest of the matter, and that if nothing else, the corpse must have done a lot of things on the way here. When he takes care of the matter, our family's bad luck will be gone.

The old man finally bit his middle finger and drew a very complex rune in my eyes with blood, and after reciting a spell, I wiped the blood away, saying that my eyes had been opened. opened his eyes, and took off the Taoist robe on his body and gave it to me, saying that I would have a problem in the future, and maybe this dress could help me a little.

I didn't believe it much, thinking that the old man gave me a dress to keep a memory, so I didn't say much. I asked him if he was going to be on his way, and he said no, he just could see those things.

But I didn't see anything out of the ordinary, and when I wiped the blood off the old man's face, the old man had already driven away on his motorcycle, and only said goodbye......

Seeing the old man's back, I was a little melancholy, although I didn't get along with the old man for a long time, but I felt like a kind grandfather, but I didn't say it.

I silently thanked the old man in my heart, and then I went back to the house, thinking about what happened today, feeling like a dream, and then removed the talisman from the door of my mother's bedroom, put it back in my bag with the yellow book, and then tiptoed back to the room to sleep.

At night, I seem to dream that the girl who was in a car accident said thank you to me, and then my great-grandfather also appeared and told me to be a good person.

Early the next morning, when I woke up, my mother had already gone to work, I put on my backpack, and when I saw the runes and yellow books in the backpack, I realized that I was not dreaming, there are really some incredible beings in this world, and they are not in the scope of scientific understanding.

According to the habit, I bought breakfast at the Wowo supermarket, and soon went to school, because I thought that the old man only had three months to live, I was a little depressed, a few classes and classes, a few good friends came to me to ask me how I was in a trance, I didn't pay much attention.

This makes them puzzled, but good friends are not so simple to say, they naturally know my character very well, and know that I have no heart and lungs, and it will be fine after a while.

I took out the yellow book and read it silently until the end of the third class in the morning......

"Xiaolong, go and see, someone in the girls' dormitory is about to jump off the building!"

ps: This chapter introduces the five disadvantages and three shortcomings, so I wrote a little more, a total of more than 4,000 words, and many people have two chapters of words.